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I cant stop thinking abt Cain & Abel in hazbin hotel
I dont think the writers r fully aware that by cutting cain & abel out of hazbin hotel they made quite the canon discrepancies that leaves terrible implications in the plot:
-first off where tf is Cain.in my understanding,ppl who had significant positions in life become overlords in hell,& theres no way that the first sinner never emerged as one.zestial is the oldest known overlord?yeah right.
-secondly abel,is he in contact w/ adam?is he aware his father in charge of slaughtering sinners in hell?including his own brother,& is he totally ok w/ that??? like sure cain did killed him,but again no way abel hasnt figured out all those centuries ago that it was the plan of lucifer.
-if abel is still in touch w/ adam,will he be informed of his fathers fight w/ lucifer & subsequent demise?marking it the second time that fallen angel had fuck up his family wich is just..yikes man
But u might say its not necessary fr abel & cain to be included in hazbin hotel! Wich yeah u right., Its just i dont umderstand why include all the central characters of humanity creation story (lucifer,adam,lilth) but leave out the last chapter wich r the children of adam
#text.#text post#text.post#that was sarcasm i know why#theres a huge chance that cain killing abel never happened in hh & that theyll never be mentioned#hazbin hotel critique#hazbin hotel criticism#hazbin hotel critical#hazbin hotel#hazbin charlie#hazbin lucifer#hazbin adam#hazbin lilith#vivzipop critical#vivziepop critical#vivziepop critique#anti vivziepop
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Merlin: The good thing about sleep is that it's almost like a mini death. For a moment there is nothing and you are nothing.
Merlin: The bad part is waking up
#dark i know but he is saying with a lot of sarcasm#let this man take a nap#bbc merlin#merthur#ao3#merlin emrys#incorrect quotes#incorrect merlin quotes#fantasy#magic#dragonlord#Carrying destiny on his shoulders and looking good while doing it#sarcasm#lmaooo#i’m bad at tagging#the adventures of merlin#merlin bbc#bbc merthur#sassy#shitty post#txt.mine#This is actually my reflection and that is why I identify with Merlin#writeblr#fic writers#multifandom#tvshow#tvseries#2000's
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I would like to remind people that Chilchuck hasn't seen his wife in 4 years.
So he maybe wasn't there to see his daughters become adults, but he was there for the majority of their childhood.
When he left, Mayjack and Flertom were 12, and Puckpatty was 10. They reach adulthood at 14, so maybe yes, he was absent when they were still kids, but that doesn't mean he didn't maintained contact with them afterwards as far as I know. The thing he uses around his neck was a gift from Flertom, and he was using it when he met Laios's party.
#you can tell i love chilchuck#but yea#she left him for his daughters puberty#i know they're in good terms now. he and his daughters i mean#so its unlikely to me that he never contacted his daughters after wife left#its just me defending this old man's ass because he was there 70-80% of their childhood and left when they were no longer childs#they were all adolescents (10 and 12 in half-foot years must be like 14 and 16 i guess??? wich.. yea they joung but no childs literally)#it could have been better if he didnt leave but he's got 0 knowledge of why did wife left with the kids#and he assumes she doesnt wsnts him near the kids because they left with her#oooh#i love this old man#you can hate on him all you want but dont say he wasnt there for their childhood because he was. he had work yes but he was#dungeon meshi#chilchuck#dunmeshi#chilchuck tims#delicious in dungeon#fish rambles#my shit#maybe you were talking sarcasm or idk but i felt like doing a post to this tags so im sorry lol#dungeon meshi spoilers
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"aroace people can still have relationships-" NOT ALL OF THEM CAN. YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT. WHY DO YOU WORD IT AS "aroaces can still be in relationships" AND NOT "some can have relationships, and others cannot."? WHY MUST YOU INSIST THAT WE STILL CAN LOVE IN SOME WAY. WHY DOES IT MATTER. WHY SHOULD WE HAVE TO LOVE. WHY, WHEN TALKING ABOUT AROACES, DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO IMPLY THAT IT'S OUR OTHER WAYS OF LOVING THAT MAKES US ACCEPTABLE? WHY CAN'T THE FACT WE DON'T LOVE MAKE US GOOD PEOPLE? WHY IS THERE ALWAYS AN EMPHASIS ON THE OTHER WAYS WE LOVE, OR THE AROACES THAT CAN STILL DATE, AND NOT ON OUR LACK OF LOVE? IT FEELS TO ME, LIKE YOU ARE TRYING TO PUSH ASIDE THAT ASPECT OF OUR IDENTITY, BECUASE IT'S TOO STRANGE TO YOU. YOU MAY NOT SAY IT OUTLOUD, BUT THERE'S STILL A STIGMA AROUND LOVELESSNESS. IN YOUR MIND, YOU STILL ARE VIEWING LOVELESS PEOPLE AS LESS MORAL OR GOOD, AREN'T YOU? OTHERWISE, YOU WOULD CELEBRATE OUR LOVELESSNESS, NOT SHOVE IT ASIDE BECUASE "THERE ARE OTHER WAYS TO LOVE"
#sorry im just mad and probably having a low blood sugar honestly.#i just.#why is the world so unfair?#idk idk im just so annoyed#i KNOW aroace is a spectrum but THAT INCLUDES LOVELESS PEOPLE#STOP. EXCLUDING US.#aroace#loveless#loveless aroace#aplatonic#aplspec#afamilial#aspec#AND FOR YOU PEOPLE IN FANDOMS.#SHIPPING AROACE CHARACTERS.#YOU THINK WE ARE TOO BORING RIGHT. YOU CAN'T THINK OF ANYYYY OTHER PLOTLINES BESIDES SHIPPING. WOW YOU ARE JUST#SO INCLUSIVE OF AROACES RIGHT??? WOW SHIPPING AROACES MAKES YOU SOOOOOO INCLUSIVE OF THE AROACES THAT CAN DATE#ITS DEFINITELLYY NOT BECUASE YOU ARE APHOBIC NOOOOO#THATS WHY YOU ARENT MAKING WRITING CHARACTERS THAT ACTUALLY SHOW ATTRACTION AS AROACE.#MHM.#SURE.#YOU COULD WRITE CHARACTERS THAT DO SHOW ATTRACTION IN CANON TO BE ASPEC.#BUT NAHHHH..... LETS JUST TAKE THE ONE AROACE WHO DOESNT SHOW ATTRACTION AND SHIP THEM.#DEFINITELY NOT APHOBIC. AT ALL. NEVER.#/sarcasm
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I’m thinking about Gwen and Elyan tonight folks….. they were siblings, finally reunited after years, reconciled, and obviously cared for one another very much and there were hardly any on-screen interactions between them save for episodes where either one of them was in danger of some kind. Sigh.
I also know for a fact their exchanges would’ve been hilarious because it seemed that Elyan was the one person that knew how to annoy Gwen at light-speed LOL
yeselyanprincearthurofcamelot
#bbc merlin#merlin#I just really love siblings in media#and wish we got more of these two#in the ‘inbetween’ moments#I mean little moments like nudges and eye rolls#someone that brings out Gwen’s childish side the way only an annoying brother can#someone that brings out the goofier side behind elyan’s deadpan sarcasm#to know which one is the older one!!! (imo it’s Gwen)#to even see them standing together more often (and not just at their father’s grave 😭)#especially would’ve loved it while she was queen#Gwen’s trying to be professional and her idiot stoic brother is crossing his eyes at her across the room#to just tease her!!! and her tease him!!!!#I need elyan!! to give arthur!!!!!! a shovel talk!!!!!!!#and for Gwen to be like uh excuse me I haven’t seen you in years why do you think you can do this on my behalf#and Arthur is just like ‘you have my word no harm shall come to her’#Gwen is sooo unimpressed with both of them she just leaves and they’re both like…#her displeasure is literally a fourth presence in the room … bro do u think we fucked up#idk bro…#let’s ask merlin. yeah let’s#merlin just laughs at them and tells them good luck#ok this ran away from me anyway#bbc Gwen#bbc elyan#guinevere pendragon#sir elyan#merlin meta#I guess?#ren rambles
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At this point, talks about "mutilated bodies" tell me everything I need to know about people's politics. I truly don't believe you can combine the idea of mutilated or degenerate bodies with anything even slightly progressive in terms of autonomy. If you believe yourself to be progressive or anything left of an unapologetic fascist, you frankly cannot truly entertain the idea that some bodies and people are inherently mutilated or degenerate. It is an inherently fascist idea.
#politics#things like this make me almost lose some faith in people#because that is a FUNDAMENTALLY reactionary conservative or even fascist mindset#hate hate hate when 'progressives' want to redeem degenerative theory and imply it can be part of their worldview#and too often the 'mutilated body' refers to women/trans people/PoC even/disabled people...#...wonder why that is! it can't be because those ideas are FUNDAMENTALLY reactionary (sarcasm)#i know i've talked about 'degenerative theory' and its fascist roots before but this shit still goes largely unchallenged imo#you cannot be an anti-fascist fascist. i don't want to see these viewpoints given a platform in so-called 'progressive' spaces#(and too often the 'mutilated bodies' refers to jews too - addendum that is important to add)#ask to tag (genuine)#fascism tw#anti fascism#anti facist
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sharing what I have so far in my MK collection ^_^
#harv's pics#mortal kombat community#I have a Johnny Mousepad too it's just ... not family friendly LMAO#no i dont even know what mortal kombat is.....why do u ask........../sarcasm#the stickers go in my clear phone case and I have another one on its way#yes. my bank account is crying#i wanna get a few figures next so i'm planning to grab the Bi-Han figure when it drops#some Kung Lao keychains are on my list too.......ough#ill probably do a reblog with links to each item
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Just rewatched 02x08 Raving and it is truly so unhinged of the writers to set up magic!Stiles and not pull through with it.
I mean, they really did set that up, that's not something delusional fans fully made up themselves, they had the damn druid be extra cryptic and make it sound like only Stiles could do this and use such weirdly phrased advise that really makes your alarm bells ring and then they have Stiles run out of mountain ash with a significant way to go and give himself a pep talk about belief and imagination and he confidently strides along while producing mountain ash out of thin air.
He had no mountain ash anymore. It's not even that he still had some left but not enough and he believed that it would last and the container just never ran out - that would somehow still feel different.
No, the writers chose to have him fully run out of mountain ash and magically produce it in his hands, not even in the bag that had carried the original mountain ash. He just magically makes mountain ash appear.
And when he has to break the circle to let Derek in to save Scott it is a near magical gust of wind that breaks the circle, like again Stiles willed it to break.
None of this is random. None of this is just easily explained with something rooted in the plot. The only explanation the writers leave you with is magic.
And then they never bring it up again and never let Stiles perform magic again and how do you do that. How do you introduce something so tantalizing in such an obvious manner and then just forget that you set that up and never pull through with it.
#Stiles Stilinski#Spark Stiles#Spark Stiles Stilinski#Teen Wolf#S02E08: Raving#like I know with a 99.9% certainty that the answer is#that Stiles got too popular and someone started feeling#like Stiles' popularity may threaten the lead and that giving Stiles#MAGIC on top of his sarcasm wit cleverness charm good plans and interesting background#would absolutely be too much and make him too much of a “”threat“” popularity wise#I just know in my heart of hearts that that's the only reason this didn't happen#because. this show. is really good at setting shit up early that later pays off. so why would you set this up and NOT have it pay off#Phoe Rewatching Teen Wolf#Phimmy's 2024 Teen Wolf Watch
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someone needs to take my art privileges away from me (check reblogs for original pic)
#i dont fucking know#made with krita#digital art#digital artist#digital illustration#art#tf2#tf2 medic#team fortress two#team fortress medic#the original reference definitely was not a stock image#/sarcasm#send help#:3#team fortress 2#i swear i can never draw regular art#why did i make this#i came up with this idea while sleep deprived on a discord voice chat#sunnys silly art
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Alenoah, where Noah cares about Alejandro, more than Alejandro's family did:
Noah: I will now torture you.
Alejandro: Kinky!~
Noah: I think you are brilliant and beautiful.
Alejandro: Wait!
Noah: You deserve to be cared for and loved, despite your mistakes.
Alejandro: No!
Noah: Your feelings and needs are valid, and deserve to be heard.
Alejandro: I need a safeword! 😳
Real.
#almost went on a whole rant here about how alejandro wouldn't know how to process unconditional care and support--#for himself as a person instead of the praise he receives for his persona/mask/“charming” act#and also how this ties in to him being starved for genuine affection/love which is why it's so ironic shipping him with noah of all people#since noah is not the type to show a lot of affection. at least not publicly- and even when he does it's usually veiled behind a layer of--#sarcasm and/or prickliness. he's like a hedgehog.#but noah WOULD absolutely break out the big guns once he's realised just how fucked up alejandro's home life and subsequent psyche is#“i am going to hurt you emotionally”#“do your best”#“i love and cherish you as a person and expect nothing in return. i care about you and your feelings. you're my top priority.”#cue alejandro ugly crying into a tub of ice cream#noah's trying to comfort him (awkwardly) but it's making it worse because noah caring about him even at his worst is The Issue#alejandro gets to have a breakdown over finally having a healthy relationship. as a treat.#total drama#td alejandro#td noah#alenoah#others' ideas#ophe's ranting in the tags again#replies
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euughh just saw someone say that Celegorm kidnapping Lúthien to force her into marriage was "out of character" and just. I understand the urge to smooth the edges off your blorbo's flaws or whatever but if you've gotten to the point where you genuinely believe the author's portrayal of his own character isn't in line with canon then I think you just misunderstood what you read
#do you know what “out of character” means?#they're warmongers. they deliberately sent finrod to his death to usurp his kingdom. why do you think they're above kidnapping#unless you think murder is somehow a lesser crime than kidnapping or SA for whatever reason. because that's just bs#this is why I don't engage with the silm fandom as much. I feel like people just flat out get their fanons mixed up with canon#it seems like most people are either very “pro-Fëanorian” or “pro-Doriath” with little to no inbetween#when there are very few “true” heroes in the silmarillion. and the Fëanorians are not among them. nor is Thingol for that matter#it's almost as if that's the entire point!! :0 (sarcasm)#not tagging this with fandom stuff because I don't want to upset people but if it breaches containment that's out of my control#I have nothing against fanon because I'm deep in the fanon sauce myself#but when people say stuff like this I can't help but believe we just didn't read the same book#my post#personal
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I love to not do things. genuinely. "we're going out for dinner, would you like to-" nope! "I think everybody's playing a game if you want to-" no thanks! "we're gonna go to-" have fun! I'll be snuggled in bed thanks :)
#like with not an ounce of sarcasm. i love to lay in my room and be on my computer#and i know that I might have a good time going and doing whatever it is#but it's not as guaranteed as a good time as staying alone in my room and watching youtube#like. why would i get up and go do something else when i could just stay here
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Been seeing this picture going around a lot today, and just to let folks know, David's sweatshirt isn't a generic "College" sweater--it's actually an homage/copy of a sweater from the 1978 movie Animal House! John Belushi as Bluto wore the sweater in the film:
And it's apparently a sweater David is quite fond of, as he's worn it on multiple occasions prior to this:
#david tennant#soft scottish hipster gigolo#ncuti gatwa#john belushi#animal house#it's been driving me slightly crazy to see people like 'why is he wearing a generic college sweater??'#the more you know#also i am still weak for David wearing that sweater in Staged#with that gorgeous long hair#and him talking to Michael from a hotel bathroom#because that's definitely the first time that ever happened#/sarcasm#beautiful#discourse
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every time i see ship art of two male characters where one is unironically referred to as "mom" or "wife" a part of me dies
#some of yall do not fucking know how to write ship dynamics outside of the heteronormative nuclear family type and it shows#this honestly applies to all ships but i do mostly see this with mlm and straight ships#huh wow i wonder why (sarcasm)
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I'd always thought I preferred the messiest, most chaotic and fucked up people but with a grain of wil and spark that makes them do something over passive people that do nothing wrong, that don't care about anything but themselves and that never help...
AND I WAS RIGHT
People who are willing to try, that give a shit, that MEAN IT when they try to do something, smuah smuah come here here’s your smooches smuah.
#steel rambles#even if they are not good at it at least they are trying#at least they are PROPOSING stuff#they are trying their best#they are genuine#look i am genuine when i say#the messiest person i know now the stereotypical person the parents don't want you to become#is genuinely a lot more lovely and respectable imo than some of the more kept together peopel i knew before#but they never did anything#“hey guys there is this thing that should change becajse it's not right bla bla bla”#“why bother when people will fuck it up either way”#like#this is what i am talking about#first to complain last to do something about it#and like i am not talking about depressed people or people who have too much stuff foing on#that counts as something#okay#i am talking about amoebas#you have all met them#like GOD IT'S SO REFRESHING#being surrounded by people that CARE#AND GENUINE#and not hiding behind layers and layers of wittiness and sarcasm that gives them a free pass over their not doing anything#because they believe they are so superior that they don't do anything to help others because others don't deserve itwill fuck it up anyway#idk I'm happy#I'm happy to be surrounded by so many different and occasionally messy people but that no matter all the shit they went through#they are still [human]#idk these are.messy thoughs but i am just overjoyed
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I'm so tired of people complaining about MM's portrayal of Thetis, like I generally don't like to post negativity because no. And I'm not the type to complain about "media literacy" because half of the people who complain about it don't even know what media literacy and critical thinking is, and the other half are just self important arseholes who believe that their only redeeming quality is that someone in high school told them that they were smart
But to anyone who ever said that MM was demonizing Thetis. I'm taking away all the complex women characters until you learn how to be nice
MM wrote about how a woman that was forced to have a child she probably didn't even want, then come to love him, only to learn that she was going to lose him very soon anyway
She was panicking, so she tried to be controlling in hopes that she could achieve this one thing that maybe could prevent her child from dying
And she was so focused on protecting him, that she didn't realized that she was hurting him
In the end, she has to come to terms that in her way to protect this image she had of him in her head, she ended up hurting her real son and didn't even knew him
Thats why she asks Patroclus to tell her about Achilles in the end, to understand who was he beyond what she wanted him to be and comes to terms with the fact that she could've spend all that time being happy with him
But then I see people going "ThEtIs ShOUlD bE a GoOd mOm"
Like of course, reduce this complex character that this woman is, an imperfect person and an even more imperfect mother to just a stereotypical good mom without other personality trait other than being a good mom; thats sooo feminist 🙄 (it's sarcasm)
(And why should she ever be kind to Patroclus when shes A GODDESS!?!?!? Patroclus is like an insect to her!!!!)
I'm not saying that MM is beyond criticism, like why are Menoetius and Pyrrhus soooo one dimensional. But when you're criticizing some part of the book that's not even true, it makes me think that some of you went "I personally don't like it therefore it's bad iabdkabhsishsysk"
Shocking, but you don't liking something doesn't mean it's inherently bad
#why are you booing me i’m right#ramblings#greek mythology#iliad#achilles#trojan war#tagamemnon#patroclus#patrochilles#Thetis#Also let's not even talk about how some people here claiming that MM doesn't know what she's talking about is sooo misogynistic#like the writer of the movie Troy did a waaay worse job. And most (normal) people only know the Iliad thanks to that movie#AND YET#MM is the one who gets shit thrown at them. Yes. I wonder if there's a bias of some kind here 🤔 (more sarcasm)#But I really like to think about Thetis as a mother who was homophobic/transphobic towards their child#because she thought that it'd be the best way to keep her child safe#and only after their death. She realizes that she was wrong. But it's too late already#LET 👏 MOTHERS 👏 BE 👏 COMPLEX 👏 CHARACTERS 👏
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