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houseshousewife · 4 hours ago

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hello!! I thought I should finally make an intro post

I'm Kaytey, I'm 24 and my pronouns are she/her! I'm asexual (demisexual, specifically) and bi/panromantic, with a deep love for Dr. House

I'm a self shipper with a few F/Os, but House is my biggest/main one! I may eventually start reblogging/posting about my other f/os, just for clarity sake, but right now I'm very Dr. House focused :)

My favorite color is light blue, I love music, art, reading "x reader" fanfics, and cute silly things!

DNI if you're homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist, pr0ship/c0mship/MAP, etc.

F/O LIST! I'm okay with sharing!! Doubles encouraged :) If you're not okay with it though, feel free to block me or block my ship tags! (will be updated)

♥ Dr. House | House M.D. (Main f/o) #amorousmalpractice ♥ Hibiki Tenshou | Aikatsu! Friends #soaringshowtime ♥ Waltz | Cinderella Phenomenon #waltzingstar ♥ Haruka Tenoh/Sailor Uranus | Sailor Moon #sworddevotion

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houseshousewife · 5 hours ago

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are you able to pay for writing commissions, or offer art in return? because I can write House and I'd be happy to write something for you if can compensate for it. :)

Unfortunately I wouldn't be able to pay, but I can definitely offer art in return!!! :D

#anon ask #ask #anonymous #this is so kind; thank you!!!

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houseshousewife · 6 hours ago

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x reader fanfiction writers are the backbone of my life. my biggest red flag is that I only ever read x reader fanfics. don't know why, normal fanfics just don't hit like the x reader ones do

anyways i love you writers pls continue writing x reader fanfics i consume them with my very soul

#text post #x reader #fanfic #fanfics #fanfiction #fanfic writers #fanfiction writers #selfship #selfship community #self ship community #self shipper #self shipping #self ship #selfshipping community #i swear this isnt just because im a self shipper #or is it? idk how my brain works you tell me #i think its genuinely the only way i will ever feel romantic love from another person LMFAOOOO #i looooove projecting <3

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houseshousewife · 7 hours ago

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i need her to step on me

#house md #lisa cuddy #dr cuddy #house #TRUEEEEEE #cuddy is so hot #if she was my doctor i wouldnt be able to use my brain #her and house

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houseshousewife · 7 hours ago

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I just saw a DNI for "evil intentions". nobody puts up a warding talisman anymore just a fucking DNI

#dni if you are an evil little demon man that got summoned by humans #i love silly/strange DNIs #honestly housecore tho

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houseshousewife · 7 hours ago

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it’s so evil when you have a beverage and you drink it and then there’s no beverage anymore

#me with soda #where is my silly little beverage #soda to me is like vicodin to house #soda is my vice #im trying to quit but ill give myself a little Treat of a soda when i go out with my friends #thats like once a month #and i literally have no self control #i suck it up within a minute #it feels like my cells are rejuvenated and my soul is healed

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houseshousewife · 7 hours ago

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wilson!!

#house md #james wilson #santa #christmas #me

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houseshousewife · 7 hours ago

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happy gay tuesday everyone

#i love gay tuesday #happy gay tuesday!!

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houseshousewife · 7 hours ago

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I still think its the funniest shit ever that when I used to volunteer at planned parenthood every week even though I walked past mostly the same protesters every single time they were begging me not to get an abortion theres other options yadda yadda. Like meemaw you see me here every week. They call me abortions georg because I get another one every Monday at 8am

#politics #abortions #abortion #LMFAOOOOO

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houseshousewife · 7 hours ago

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#dr house #house md #gregory house #greg house #house #ok he is not a 1 to me anymore #but there was a point in my life where if you told me that i was in love with dr house id think you were insane #this guy deviates from my typical 'type' SO MUCH that he was genuinely a shock to most of my friends #amorousmalpractice

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houseshousewife · 14 hours ago

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another one (hyperfix) rides the bus (my brain)

#house md #gregory house #house #dr house #Greg house #fanart

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houseshousewife · 15 hours ago

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Having your F/O’s arms around you, right in their embrace. There never has to be a big reason. Sometimes they just want to pull you close to feel you.

Maybe they want to reassure themself that you're here, with them. Maybe they just want to make you feel comfortable and safe. Maybe they just want to hold you tight because they can (and are allowed to).

Do you hug them back? Do you give into the embrace and get cozy? Do you nuzzle against them?

Regardless, enjoy the closeness to your F/O.

Proship / Comship do not interact please!

#selfship community #self ship community #selfshipping community #self shipper #self shipping #self ship #selfship

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houseshousewife · 1 day ago

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watching house rn, this is so fucking funny to me idk why

#house md #dr house #gregory house #greg house #house #silly #religion #god

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houseshousewife · 1 day ago

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tfw the house md brainrot is so bad, you look up “house” expecting to get images of the Man but instead, it shows you a bunch of random buildings and you stare at it for a good minute before realising it’s showing you HOUSES

#house md #dr house

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houseshousewife · 2 days ago

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