houseshousewife

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trans girl Chase IS the hill I will die on. I love her 🍥

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Imagine giving your touch-starved F/O an unexpected hug, especially before you guys start dating. Imagine the way they'd stiffen at first, unused to the affection. Then, slowly, you'd feel them melt against you. Their arms moving to return the embrace, face pressed into your neck. Almost like they are trying to get as close as possible to you.

proship dni

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i just spent so long on this because i rewatched the ep where wilson rolls a joint.

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House is so weird because at a glance he's just a big jerk. Then when you get closer he's the strangest jerk you ever did see. Unshaven drug addict doctor who's also.. an ex-cheerleader??? Reads and is an avid fan of literature written for young girls? He is really good at the piano and for some reason also cooking???

And you have all that interspersed with him calling his team stupid, calling patients stupid, stealing, ruining funerals, breaking and entering, and playing mind games on everyone in his life

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if you're cold hes cold.. 1 like = 1 scarf

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James Wilson is a mouse, and Greg House is a rat.

Mice: Typically seen as "cuter," and people generally have more empathy for them. However, they can be just as destructive as rats.

Rats: Generally seen as less palpable than mice and are less tolerated, often seen as "dirty." Yet their incredibly smart and actually quite clean and loving once you get to know them.

"Look at this cute mouse nibbling a piece of cheese!" vs "Omfg look at that subway rat dragging a piece of pizza."

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I love this show <3

[houseshousewife]

Greg House core

Song name if anybody wanna know is "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" by The Offspring 😘

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I love House MD lol

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just got Dr House force projected into my mind because I took pain killers while walking with my cane

all I need now is mouse bites

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hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all

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It's been rough lately and I really just wanted to draw something cute. I think this came out so adorable and inspiration comes from @payasobabas69 they have done a few of these but surprisingly never a House one.

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I love how House suddenly doesn’t need his cane when he discovers something about his patient

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Imagine getting scary dog privilege from being with your F/O! Whether it's because they outright look dangerous, or they have a notorious reputation that surrounds them, imagine the high feeling you'd get walking next to them. Imagine nobody ever daring to mess with you, because how could they, with your F/O always by your side. Imagine a crowd separating to allow you both to walk through, your F/O's arm over your shoulder. If someone ever did dare to give you a hard time, the moment your F/O walked up to your side, the person would no doubt begin falling all over themselves to apologize and run off. Just scary dog privilege stuff!!

proship dni

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still thinking about this scene where house was all commanding to foreman about taking his pills before he finally screams to house about how he didn’t want the pain to come back and house’s eyes soften in understanding.

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the patient needs to be cartoonified to live

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unstoppable force meet immovable object blah blah blah. whatever they said i don't care . Here's this