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meep-meep-richie · 11 months ago
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“you’re staring” “you’re beautiful”
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kingworm · 3 months ago
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thanks
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theoptia · 3 months ago
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Clementine von Radics, from “Letter from Anaïs Nin to Clementine von Radics”
Text ID: For women who are tied to the moon, love alone is not enough.
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glitter-stained · 7 months ago
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More of trans allegory Jason and the goons VS the batfam:
Transmasc older goon, trying to connect: Hey out of curiosity boss, when did your egg crack?
Jason, thinking this is a bird pun about how he became Robin: Uh, 12 I guess...
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Penguin henchman: Wow, you really are okay calling yourselves goons? Isn't that like a little demeaning?
Red Hood Goon: Inclusivity my guy -Henchperson is a mouthful, and that way, we don't have to assume.
Penguin Henchman: Oh my god that's so thoughtful!
*they resume shooting at eachother.*
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Batman You're not okay Hood, you need a professional. Please, we can help you!
Jason: There's nothing wrong with me, I won't let you throw me into Arkham!
Goon of the week: Yeah Batfreak, the boss doesn't need help, there's nothing wrong with him! How would you like it if we tried to convert you out of being a furry, huh?!!
Batman: reconsiders life choices.
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Angry goon: *beats the shit out of Nightwing with a trans pride flag*
Dick, a bisexual cis metrosexual: I'm not sure what is happening but this feels offensive.
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Batman: Please, I know there's a lot of bad blood, but you're still my child...
Jason: Really? Because I clearly remember you saying you weren't my father and didn't have to deal with my "teenage angst"!
The Goons: You said what?!
Oracle : You said what?!
Dick, standing up and picking up the pride flag: You said what.
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gayofthefae · 9 months ago
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Eddie as soon as season 7 opened: You're wrong, you are enough and I want my son to grow up just like you
Buck, somehow: He's gonna leave me because I don't know how to fly a helicopter :(
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tremordusk · 1 month ago
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Lilia: oh fuck
Rio, slinging an arm over her shoulder: Lilia and I go way back~
Jen, surprised: What’s your guys history?
*The history in question*
Lilia, fighting Dracula in the woods: *slaps him in the face*
Rio, watching from afar behind a tree: You are sick-
Lilia stabs him with a stake
Rio: I’m in love with you, I’m in love with you, I love you
Lilia, gets bitten but tosses him off her
Rio: You feel nothing you’re just dead inside
Lilia, going in with the RKO move
Rio: I love you, I love you, I just love you
Lilia, standing triumphantly over Dracula’s dead body
Rio, breathily: Take me, I love you…take me, birth me inside of you and pull me out—
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autistook · 10 months ago
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mossy-cobble-slab · 2 months ago
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Etho: Tango got put through the wringer last episode.
Tango: Yeah, yeah.
Etho: And they weren't done with him they threw him in the dryer - he got tumble-dried.
Tango: Uh huh.
Etho: And they still weren't done with him, they hung him out on the clothesline and he flopped around crying for a bit.
Tango: With the drowning, it was great, yeah.
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until-i-set-him-free · 5 months ago
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Cannot fight with logic! 😌
(insp. 💜)
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aprill-99 · 1 year ago
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*After the Gauntlet.*
Amber: “You can’t do that!”
Violet: “Not to worry, I have a permit.”
Dain: “This just says ‘I can do what I want-’”
Xaden: “-And she can. 10/10. 5 Stars.”
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warpedpuppeteer · 7 months ago
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The Buckley-Diaz Family ♡
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gipsyjr · 22 days ago
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Batfam playing "Never have I ever" for family night:
Tim: Never have i ever... been presumed dead.
Everyone: Groans
Batman: Takes a shot
Jason: Takes a shot
Dick: Takes a shot
Damian: Drinks his orange juice
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brainrot-has-overtaken-me · 2 months ago
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Lizzie: Oh Gem help me, these guys are idiots. They’ve already died.
Gem: I can’t help you because I’ve actually got my own idiot and he’s your husband.
Lizzie: Yeah. No you know what? You have it worse.
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emolionsrawr · 7 months ago
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buck: did you know-
kidnapper: oh my god do you ever shut up?!
buck: *tears up* i'm sorry
kidnapper: look i'm just here to get ransom from your parents-
buck: *laughs* mum and dad don't care about me, we'll be here forever waiting
kidnapper: bobby and athena don't care about you?
buck: what- oh you meant THOSE parents, oh yeah you're screwed
kidnapper: what-
athena: *kicks the door open* WHERE'S MY BABY?!
kidnapper: *screams*
buck: hi mama!
athena: hi buckaroo!
bobby: kid you gotta stop getting yourself in these situations my heart can't take it!
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silmarillion-ways-to-die · 3 months ago
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adharastarlight · 1 year ago
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Reg: I'd hate to be straight, imagine all the pregnancy scares
James:
Remus:
Sirius:
Marls:
Lily:
Barty:
Evan:
Pandora:
James: my love, you're trans-
Reg:
Reg: we are never having sex again
Sirius cheers in the distance
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