#that the correct quote

[meep-meep-richie]

“you’re staring” “you’re beautiful”

[kingworm]

thanks

[theoptia]

Clementine von Radics, from “Letter from Anaïs Nin to Clementine von Radics”

Text ID: For women who are tied to the moon, love alone is not enough.

[gipsyjr]

Batfam playing "Never have I ever" for family night:

Tim: Never have i ever... been presumed dead.

Everyone: Groans

Batman: Takes a shot

Jason: Takes a shot

Dick: Takes a shot

Damian: Drinks his orange juice

[glitter-stained]

More of trans allegory Jason and the goons VS the batfam:

Transmasc older goon, trying to connect: Hey out of curiosity boss, when did your egg crack?

Jason, thinking this is a bird pun about how he became Robin: Uh, 12 I guess...

****

Penguin henchman: Wow, you really are okay calling yourselves goons? Isn't that like a little demeaning?

Red Hood Goon: Inclusivity my guy -Henchperson is a mouthful, and that way, we don't have to assume.

Penguin Henchman: Oh my god that's so thoughtful!

*they resume shooting at eachother.*

*****

Batman You're not okay Hood, you need a professional. Please, we can help you!

Jason: There's nothing wrong with me, I won't let you throw me into Arkham!

Goon of the week: Yeah Batfreak, the boss doesn't need help, there's nothing wrong with him! How would you like it if we tried to convert you out of being a furry, huh?!!

Batman: reconsiders life choices.

****

Angry goon: *beats the shit out of Nightwing with a trans pride flag*

Dick, a bisexual cis metrosexual: I'm not sure what is happening but this feels offensive.

****

Batman: Please, I know there's a lot of bad blood, but you're still my child...

Jason: Really? Because I clearly remember you saying you weren't my father and didn't have to deal with my "teenage angst"!

The Goons: You said what?!

Oracle : You said what?!

Dick, standing up and picking up the pride flag: You said what.

[gayofthefae]

Eddie as soon as season 7 opened: You're wrong, you are enough and I want my son to grow up just like you

Buck, somehow: He's gonna leave me because I don't know how to fly a helicopter :(

[tremordusk]

Lilia: oh fuck

Rio, slinging an arm over her shoulder: Lilia and I go way back~

Jen, surprised: What’s your guys history?

*The history in question*

Lilia, fighting Dracula in the woods: *slaps him in the face*

Rio, watching from afar behind a tree: You are sick-

Lilia stabs him with a stake

Rio: I’m in love with you, I’m in love with you, I love you

Lilia, gets bitten but tosses him off her

Rio: You feel nothing you’re just dead inside

Lilia, going in with the RKO move

Rio: I love you, I love you, I just love you

Lilia, standing triumphantly over Dracula’s dead body

Rio, breathily: Take me, I love you…take me, birth me inside of you and pull me out—

[autistook]

[mossy-cobble-slab]

Etho: Tango got put through the wringer last episode.

Tango: Yeah, yeah.

Etho: And they weren't done with him they threw him in the dryer - he got tumble-dried.

Tango: Uh huh.

Etho: And they still weren't done with him, they hung him out on the clothesline and he flopped around crying for a bit.

Tango: With the drowning, it was great, yeah.

[onlycosmere]

…

[until-i-set-him-free]

Cannot fight with logic! 😌

(insp. 💜)

[aprill-99]

*After the Gauntlet.*

Amber: “You can’t do that!”

Violet: “Not to worry, I have a permit.”

Dain: “This just says ‘I can do what I want-’”

Xaden: “-And she can. 10/10. 5 Stars.”

[warpedpuppeteer]

The Buckley-Diaz Family ♡

[brainrot-has-overtaken-me]

Lizzie: Oh Gem help me, these guys are idiots. They’ve already died.

Gem: I can’t help you because I’ve actually got my own idiot and he’s your husband.

Lizzie: Yeah. No you know what? You have it worse.

[emolionsrawr]

buck: did you know-

kidnapper: oh my god do you ever shut up?!

buck: *tears up* i'm sorry

kidnapper: look i'm just here to get ransom from your parents-

buck: *laughs* mum and dad don't care about me, we'll be here forever waiting

kidnapper: bobby and athena don't care about you?

buck: what- oh you meant THOSE parents, oh yeah you're screwed

kidnapper: what-

athena: *kicks the door open* WHERE'S MY BABY?!

kidnapper: *screams*

buck: hi mama!

athena: hi buckaroo!

bobby: kid you gotta stop getting yourself in these situations my heart can't take it!