#that shit was gay as fuck

[byler-is-life]

365 days ago today, the Duffer brothers released the gayest Stranger Things season yet; S4 V2

[mossycakes]

think about louis telling daniel about having sex with lestat for the first time in s1 ep1 and ending it with "at the time i did not consider myself a homosexual". that is the funniest fucking mental image because it essentially went like this;

louis: yeah so after i sucked his thumb i couldnt hold myself back from him anymore and we had gay sex. now daniel lemme tell you this was no ordinary gay sex, this was HEROIN gay sex. i had his dick in my ass like god damn it feels like im floating. it turned out we actually were, we had sex so good we were actually levitating in the middle of the room. it wasnt gay tho

daniel:

[moonlightmagical]

h oly shit..,,, matilda drops?,,. im. lesbian ,,,

[d-1hater]

honestly one of the main reasons I like dc is that they can’t keep a storyline straight for shit. anything I don’t like is just *not real*. that’s different storyline babes what are you talking about???

like at this point I can consider shit like wfa and hell even well written fanfics as canon bc who knows what’s going on with those funky little people?? certainly not the dc writers

[bruciemilf]

instead of Bakugou insisting he doesn’t give a fuck about Izuku, platonically or romantically, he very adamantly and stubbornly insists he’s gay as hell.

“So, Dynamight, are you seeing any special lady at the moment,—“

Bakugou, currently on live television: I’m gay. Im gay as hell. I’m allergic to pussy. Gay gay homosexual gay. I died for that nerd, he’s never getting away from me, ever.

The media: well they seem like very good friends

[scurvyboy]

fiddlestan epic win

[ratbastarddotfuck]

if you're a white person taking pleasure in the idea that Trump voters of colour are experiencing racist violence from white trumpers because "they got what's coming to them" I don't think you're anti-racist at all, I think you were just waiting for an acceptable target, and you're also fucking weird.

Bad Person Deserves Punishment For Their Sins give me a fucking break and get yourself out of the fucking catholic church. you're all prison abolitionists until you see someone you don't like.

[monsterhospital]

the best part about being a Girl Who Knows A Lot About Star Wars is that you can fuck with dudes so much. no guy has ever been able to refute my backed claim that moff tarkin canonically had sex with a stormtrooper. why? because doing so would force them to admit they've never read 'of mouse droids and men' and therefore know less about star wars than me: a girls' girl who thinks that luke skywalker and the mandalorian "are probably in an open relationship".

[standing-in-v-formation]

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO THE PROREV FRERARD KISS

July 28, 2007

[usercelestial]

so this episode huh

[rystiel]

is this something

[vypridae]

im fucking pumping out art with these guys

[nezz-cringe-crib]

lol ofc it wouldn't be gay in the context of authorial intent. homie i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the silly emo franchise was created in 2007 by a guy who could not give less of a shit about queer people. i don't think mr. embodiment of 2007 homiephobia would want his silly little edgelords to be smoochin and gettin sloppy. authorial intent is basically useless given that context.

however, what isn't useless is the fact that those hoes quite literally matched each other's freak in a way that nobody else could and then they decided to show that by makin em touch each other's toesies.

look man iunno what kinda stuff you're doin with your homies but if that was me i would be smoochin all over that emo twink i am jus sayin my dawg.

Hate to break it to all the Lawlight shippers, but the foot-washing scene was a Jesus thing, not a gay thing.

[etrevil]

What is up with the emo boys and them leaving their partner having a technical makeout session

[possiblyawesometmblr]

something something redcanary went into the institute ruins to check if it was cleared and died soon after something something the canary was sent to the coal mine to see if it was safe something something alexander j newall and jonny sims i fucking see you

[gyllenhaux]

mads mikklesen's crush on hugh dancy is the reason hannibal's obsession with will is so believable on screen