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are instagram reels meant to be like this

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I am genuinely not advocating for a return to queerbait tv, I was vocally against it the whole time it was happening that was like my whole shtick for a while but it is kind of wild that when gay people weren’t allowed on tv, gay characters (who weren’t allowed to be gay) would be drinking poison for each other and killing bad guys for each other romantically and offering to go to prison in each other’s place and now that we are allowed to have gay people on tv…gay people will just be having a healthy conversation and going going on a date like normal people. Get OUT of my face with that

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the only femslash ship being hazbin hotel. harry potter’s dad/sirius black’s brother overtaking drarry yet again. red white and royal blue. astarion. great year everybody god bless us every one

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Pls pls pls more arcane dnd au doodles pls pls pls

Here you are kind sir

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"i know you're still in there somewhere!" i mean yeah of course she is. i can hear her in my head and she's actually very much enjoying me possessing her. in fact our arrangement is quite arousing to her

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recently in the middle of a bdsm scene, i was about to gag my gf with a bit, and asked them 'sweetheart, do you have anything to say while you still can?'

and my gf, the most unhinged brat on earth, leaned in real close and answered 'yes daddy... i was DB cooper'

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If a girl ever pulled me in by my belt loops for a kiss I will ascend

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