#tenth doctor headcanons

[magiccath]

Tenth Doctor x short!Reader Headcanons

A/N: I saw @raz-writes-the-thing do this and have been meaning to put my own spin on it as a short person helplessly in love with 10. Let me know if y'all would be interested in a one-shot with some of these ideas (I might already be working on it hehe)

The Doctor really likes to pick people up off the ground when he hugs them, so you being on the shorter side actually works in his favor

He will move all of your things to the bottom shelves so you can reach them (anything to make your life easier)

Still, he prides himself in being able to reach things on the higher shelves for you

You establish a sort of code to deal with your height difference

A tug on the sleeve or a gentle tap means you want him to lean down (for whatever reason that might be)

A whisper in the ear, cleaning a smudge off of his face, or (his absolute favorite) a kiss

He gets excited every time you tap him, always secretly hoping he’s going to get some kind of affection out of it

You better learn to walk/run quickly cause he is entirely oblivious to the long strides he takes

If he’s worried you can’t keep up he will just bend down and urge you to hop on his back

Sometimes he just does that for fun too

Once he just ran around the TARDIS with you on his back for fun

He likes the close proximity of holding you like that

Any excuse for a hug

He loves being the big spoon cause he can wrap his whole gangly body around yours

Cuddles are his favorite (regardless of your height, let’s be honest here)

When you hug him he can comfortably rest his chin on your head

He’ll plant loving kisses on the top of your head and your forehead

Playfully calls you “short stuff”

He truthfully doesn’t mind the neck and back pain he will inevitably get from bending down all the time

It’s worth it to him

[multifandomfix]

Cuddling With The Tenth Doctor Would Include

Ten is so cuddly, but he also squirms. It’s sometimes hard for him to keep still.

He has a vice grip on you when you cuddle. His hearts are just so full of love and adoration that it can come out as aggressively affectionate.

When you can get him to actually go to bed and rest, you’ll often wake up to at least one of his limbs draped over your body.

He loves to nuzzle into your neck when you cuddle. Bonus points if you ruffle or play with his hair. It’ll practically make him purr.

If you’re having a chill day (very few and far between with him) he’ll languish across your lap, talking endlessly and smiling at you.

For anon

Tenth Doctor: @dancingwith-sunflowers, @osterhagen, @riveranddoctorsong123, @randomfandomimagine, @danzalladaggers, @keepfloatingaway, @casserole-from-dads-asserole, @little-bean99, @littlefoxgirl-13, @becomingthedreamversionofme, @storytelling-timelord, @chaos-and-food, @callsigncrash, @mxacegrey, @sammus-white, @lokabrenna0801, @m-rae23, @geekyandgay98, @sassykittenjellyfish, @earthgorl

[babiebom]

Two songs I think would describe my relationship with each doctor (nuwho)

A/N: i clicked on a video expecting chaotic doctor who TikTok’s but instead got edits and now all I can think about is what song would play if someone made an edit of me and the doctor. These headcanons are very self indulgent lmao so maybe read at your own risk(nothing too scandalous lmao)

Tw: some cursing maybe, the genre is really sorta fluffy and angsty so idk what to put as a trigger warning idk.

Bc: at least 4 for each 1 for each song and 1 explanation for each of those songs

Doctor who Masterlist

Nine

Until I Found You-Stephen Sanchez and Em Beihold

Okay for this song it’s just if he had never met Rose and I was in her place. Because I do think that whoever he meets at this time(if he likes them) will change how he views everything like she did. Like he needed somebody in this point in time to show him how wonderful the universe could be again after he had lost everything. This song gives those vibes

Snowman- Sia

This is because he’s a sad sad angry man and like, I don’t want him to be sad. This entire song is just me and my sad bf I don’t want him to be sad but no matter what it’s him and me because who else is there?

Ten

Stay With Me- Miki Matsubara

If you read the English lyrics the song is Sadge and I think it fits what I think would be my vibe with him. He will never admit if he has feelings for me(prolly not lmao) and this is just him being like love and affection are different things and i have affection for you. And like just wanting to stay in the moment if not having to be upset because of feelings or anything, just want everything to be good so I can hold on to the good moments.

Heather- Conan Gray

Okay so I’m going with my own AU of me just being the companion of each doctor and like maybe stuff happening in between? I think at this point, the doctor wouldn’t really either admit if he does or doesn’t have feelings for me and ends up falling for someone else while we travel. Like maybe the Family of Blood happens or something in this universe and I get Martha-ed(she’s the loml and I’ll never forgive the show for doing her dirty) by him. This is just me being angsty.

Eleven

My Love Mine All Mine-Mitski

Literally just how i feel about him. I’m the only companion and the only one he ever sails off with, he’s mine all mine in a way. I love him, and even if the song is talking about requited love, mine is probably delulu and this is me being all head over heels prolly

Honey-Kehlani

Again a sappy song. Out of everyone else in the entire universe he somehow chose me to travel with him, because of him I finally found what I wanted to do with my life (be with him) cute cute cute but also delulu

Twelve

Shinuoga E-Wa -Fujii Kaze

If we’re going based off canon things, the doctor was kinda insecure about this new face(because it’s older? I’m going off of what lizard lady was talking about to Clara) and this is just me being like I really don’t care what you look like I’d rather die than be without you

A Thousand Years- Christina Perri

Like the last song this is literally me being like YOURE STILL ATTRACTIVE MY FEELINGS HAVENT CHANGED PLS :)

Thirteen

Take Me to Church- Hozier

I feel like out of these doctors that thirteen was more so of like…I’m keeping all of my personal information personal? Idk like the others knew more about the doctor than the fam knew? At least before their last season. So I feel like at this point she would be lying about a bunch of shit and I’d be like “okay :) I’ll believe everything you’re saying even though I know for a fact your bullshitting me rn”

Love Story- Indila

This is more so the second verse. Me being like “lmao I’m never leaving you” and her being like “I’m literally being an asshole and I forgot how to love” and me being like “idc I’ll literally fight for you. If you ignore me I’ll just offer you my life” kinda insane but also like an undying love sorta thing

Fourteen is the same as ten but less angsty :)

Fifteen

Best Friend-Doja Cat and Saweetie

Atp I think that our relationship probably would’ve evolved to a couple that has been together for a million years but instead of being tired of each other were more like best friends to the point where everyone thinks everything has always been platonic. Fifteen is a bad bitch I love him <3

I Will Always Love You- Whitney Houston

Because fifteen is still hella angsty. He’s acting like the therapy worked but it just helped him deal with everything probably. He needs to remember that no matter what I’ll always love him.

[modrntravlr]

headcanon that when rose looked into the heart of the TARDIS and absorbed the time vortex, the TARDIS absorbed a bit of her too and the doctor could still feel her presence within the TARDIS even long after she was gone

[thoscheienjoyer]

Maybe it's a good thing the Master died before time lord victorious happened, he would have made out with the Doctor so hard the show would have to be changed to rated r

[badwolfrose34]

Girl in the Fireplace Rant (cont.)

There was at least some engagement on my last post about this so I decided I will in fact post a follow up. GitF was 100% a bad faith episode. Moffat wrote it because he is classist and misogynistic and hates Rose. Unfortunately, part of his purpose for the episode was to show that the Doctor will always prefer a “classy” aristocrat over Rose and he wanted to have her treated as nothing. So, all of us Rose fans have to come up with a headcanon that undermines the writer’s intentions.

I think the most common one is to believe the episode was the Doctor’s attempts to push Rose away because of her mortality and how that scares him.

That never worked for me because a major part of the Doctor’s character is his protectiveness. He would never push her away to the point of danger or abandonment. For me, I feel that fictional or not, the actions of the Doctor in that episode would be entirely unforgivable if they did happen. So my headcanon is that this episode was a nightmare Rose had.

If you are like me are also one of the fans for whom the pushing her away theory doesn’t work, read on for my explanation of why I don’t think GitF could be an actual event within canon. Moffat may be a BBC writer but it doesn’t give him a right to completely undermine the show, it doesn’t actually belong to anyone outside of financial concerns. If you’re content with believing he needed to push Rose away and that the episode did happen, you can ignore this.

Why the events GitF did not happen within canon (but could’ve happened as a nightmare)

1. Doctor Who canon is very loose as it is. With multiple writers across multiple mediums, things do contradict each other and us as fans get to decide for ourselves what fits with canon and what does not.

2. The Doctor has been clearly shown to be in love with Rose. He is protective of her to the point that if a decision will kill everyone else but give her even a slight chance of survival, he can’t actually make that decision. He almost did in Dalek, but after she didn’t get through the barricade the first time he was incapable of significantly reducing her safety for the good of everyone else. He snapped awake from a regeneration coma just because Rose said “help me”. He freaked out when Cassandra had her body and again in Tooth and Claw when she was in trouble. If you count Stone Rose that almost certainly took place before GitF and he once again, lost his mind over Rose being a statue.

I do understand seeing Sarah Jane age freaked him out. And I could’ve understood him distancing himself from Rose a bit in some way. But his instinct to protect her is so strong he’d never sacrifice her safety to push her away. Leaving her alone with clockwork for an extended period of time while he partied and invented drinks is impossible enough. Let alone the way he believed he’d have no way back to the ship when he went through the time window for the last time. Not only had he just promised she could spend the rest of her life with him, but her and Mickey would’ve likely died alone on that abandoned spaceship.

Simply, it’s just too out of character to happen within the rest of the Ninth and Tenth Doctors’ canon.

3. The horse. I have been a big horse person my entire life. Horses have extremely strong flight instincts. Even the most trusting and well trained horse in the world is never going to jump through reinforced glass. I do realize as Sci Fi fans we have to suspend disbelief for a lot of things. But we are never given an explanation as to why this horse would behave so dramatically differently from another horse. Every bizarre thing we accept in the DW universe is explained to some extent. There is a book where the Doctor tames a horse with psychic paper. But that horse is never asked to violate its instincts. That horse behaves as any other tame horse behaves. That is an example of acceptable DW suspension of belief. There is still a sci fi/alien technical explanation and I can absorb it. I cannot absorb a horse jumping through a firm glass window unless they were running from something even scarier. No matter how well trained a horse is, it’s not jumping through glass just because a humanoid asked them to. Nothing was chasing Arthur and his body language did not suggest any kind of fear to indicate he was running from something even scarier. All the droids were already in the other side of the window as well. It’s simply bizarre and impossible, even in a sci fi snow. Within this very show the Doctor states you can’t hypnotize someone beyond their survival instincts. I believe this applies to horses and a horse’s instincts is to avoid jumping through or into a reinforced barrier.

Next, we are given no explanation as to how this horse jumped through glass unscathed. Glass that was said to be so strong only a truck could break through. Horses are also extremely delicate and many have fatally injured themselves just playing in the paddock. Even for injuries not that extreme, every horse person knows that even small things result in giant vet bills.

Finally, it is once again grossly out of character for the Doctor to take a living animal and make them do something he previously calculated would required a truck.

4. Things are back to normal as if the episode never happened by the Rise of the Cybermen. If the Doctor had really developed feelings for another woman so strong that he would leave Rose for dead, then lost her, would he just be back to being the same old Doctor the very next episode? I doubt it. The Doctor is also a character known for holding on to guilt. Even if Reinette was mechanism to push Rose away, the way he abandoned her would’ve caused enough guilt he wouldn’t just be normal the very next episode. The show carries on as if Reinette never happened because Reinette never happened.

The only reference to that GitF is some clockwork droids in John Smith’s journal. Which could be explained by another encounter with the droids or by the Doctor looking at Rose’s mind to see the nightmare. Which would be an intimate enough moment to imprint on John Smith’s subconscious. The words “a girl in every fireplace” can once again refer to the Doctor seeing Rose’s nightmare or another off screen adventure entirely. There is no reference strong enough to confirm the actual events of GitF ever happened. The show functions exactly the same way without it. Because, it never happened.

5. The events of the show make perfect sense as a nightmare in Rose’s head. Take it from someone with a degree in psychology. Rose has abandonment wounds from Jimmy Stone. She also has abandonment wounds from her father dying when she was too young to understand it. School Reunion, the episode right before GitF triggers her abandonment wounds by making her see the Doctor has previously left companions and did not come back for them. It also makes her wonder if she is special to the Doctor. These doubts combined with her past trauma are a perfect recipe for her to have a bizarre nightmare where she gets abandoned in the most horrific way after the events of School Reunion.

I will leave you all with my fic where this was all a nightmare. Or you can write your own if you prefer. My point is that for those who feel the way I do about this episode, we do not have to accept the events as canon. We do not have to believe the Doctor has ever treated Rose this way except in her worst nightmares.

Update to address Deep Breath:

1. Doctor mentioned seeing clockwork droids before, but we know that the Doctor has many off screen adventures. He could’ve encountered the droids at any other point in his entire life besides GitF.

2. As for that episode stating the SS Madame De Pompadour existed, that still doesn’t confirm anything. There was a real life ship called the USS Queen of France. This was named for Marie Antoinette. Jackie dated a sailor once and Rose had a friend named Keisha whose brother was a sailor. This means Rose could’ve heard one of them discussing historical naval ships. This how she would imagine a ship named after Madame de Pompadour in the first place. She and the people who built the SS Madame de Pompadour and SS Marie Antoinette would’ve simply drawn inspiration from the same place. Also, there’s the fact that someone named a fictional ship Titan many years before Titanic ever existed.

Update 2: Rose was going to get an A level in French if she hadn’t run off with Jimmy. So she could’ve reasonably been familiar with some aspects of French history and able to imagine all of these things in a dream, even if it wasn’t a historically accurate dream, everyone knows weird things happen in dreams.

[dontbelasagne]

silly Doctor Who headcanons !!

for every regeneration, The Doctor and The Master/Missy have a truce for a day, or however long it takes, to complete a game of chess. often these end up being a "best of..." situation that leads them both down an array of increasingly absurd challenges to name a victor. some notable ones include Eleven suggesting a space hopper race, Twelve and Missy competing in a battle of the bands, and even Thirteen dominating in her speed stacking skills against Dhawan!Master.

The Doctor has to keep track of what communication device is from what era that companion originally lived in and finds it funny the way humans have evolved the idea of telephones to mobiles to smartphones for the simple act of communication (they still think its funny calling their multi-dimensional time travelling space ship a telephone kiosk however)

when asked what their favourite colour was, The Doctor spoke gallifreyan to describe a colour only time lords could perceive, but the TARDIS not translating it telepathically meant the companion just had The Doctor speak what sounded like mathematical gibberish to them, smile, and then proceed to carry on like normal.

The Doctor is actually terrified of cars and thinks it is incredibly brave that humans launch giant metal objects with the power of combustion around for transport, despite themselves using a perpetually stabilised collapsing star to power their space and time breaking capsule. when questioned how safe the TARDIS engines actually were, all they could do was laugh nervously and mention how time lords were adventurous mechanics.

there are actually a number of stray cats and dogs that have wandered in, the TARDIS finding them all cute beyond measure and thinking it would help The Doctor feel less lonely. however, the dimension inside being almost infinite, they tend to get lost and are never seen again. but every so often, The Doctor just finds a random adorable animal looking up at them expecting pets.

[spaceagesparkledust]

Random Doctor Who hcs Part 2

Martha tries to teach 10 how to cook. It isn’t that he can’t. But he’s also not the best and he needs something substantial in his life. He absolutely hates cooking in 1969 but Martha refuses to do all the work. 

Each moon landing Martha and Ten dressed as different people. It became a competition on finding the most outrageous costume in the TARDIS closets. 

I am a firm believer in Ten and Martha becoming better friends after she leaves. I need this in my life. 

Tentoo and Rose hold hands all the time. All. The. Time. 

Nine walks around the TARDIS without his jacket on sometimes. It freaks everyone out. Rose stares at him a bit too long, trying to figure out if she likes it or not. 

“What” 

“You’ve got….arms.” 

Jack flirts with him about it. Rose says it makes him look soft and Nine decides right then and there he’s never not wearing the jacket again. (This is a lie, he’s willing to look soft when Rose looks at him like that)

Listen listen listen forget the flow of time for a second: Rose, Martha, and Donna all get along like a house on fire. They have the best times. They can and will fly the TARDIS without the Doctor just watch them. 

Rose takes Tentoo to look at animal shelter dogs when he misses K-9. (They wind up getting two dogs and name one K-9.2)

Rose meets Jenny on one of her dimension hops. She never finds out she’s related to the Doctor but keeps thinking she’s familiar the entire time. 

Wilf brings the Doctor home sometimes like you’d bring in a stray cat.

I love the idea that Tentoo takes Wilf’s name. John Wilfred Tyler-Noble.

[northernfireart]

can we have some domestic tentoorose? i love your art!

ohh this request. i love u. spent a whole week sketching stuff because of how many separate ideas i had

so may i offer you today all of these

[thirteens-lucky-tardis]

Things you do that make the Doctor smile ~ Headcanons

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Ninth Doctor

• Imitating someone's serious face

• Painting small stars and planets on his face with face paint

• Dancing to your favorite songs without realizing he's watching

• Stealing his pillow when you can't sleep

• Using one of the showers in the TARDIS and singing loudly

• Pulling gently on your earlobe when you're deep in thought

Tenth/Fourteenth Doctor

• Trying not to laugh when reading him bad poetry

• Buying Converse that match his

• Helping him match ties, shirts, and suits together

• Reading to him and using different voices for the characters

• Always touching his hair

• Falling asleep while cuddling

Eleventh Doctor

• Always making sure he has snacks (his favorites, since he's picky)

• Being just as eager to see everything in a museum as he is

• Buying him fun bowties every chance you get

• Drawing on his hand when you're nervous

• Sharing your stuffie collection with him

• Leaving little love notes all over the TARDIS for him to find

Twelfth Doctor

• Playing the guitar softly for him

• Sitting in silence when he's thinking

• Kissing his cheek right by his ear

• Ranting about things you like or things that you're excited for

• Putting small stickers on his regular sunglasses (not the sonic shades, don't worry)

• Humming gently as you play with his hair when he's stressed

Thirteenth Doctor

• Kissing her nose

• Immediately putting on her coat as soon as she sets it down

• Making her tea any chance you get

• Holding her face and just looking at her

• Honestly, just any form of physical contact

• Taking pictures of things you love, including her

Fifteenth Doctor

• Singing with him at the top of your lungs

• Always drawing with chalk on any planet the TARDIS lands on

• Making seashell necklaces

• Nibbling the sleeve of your sweaters when you're thinking or nervous

• Drawing him (badly, might I add, but he loves it anyway)

• Baking cookies in the TARDIS kitchen when you have time

[ottern0t]

(Tiny cw- nonsexual nudity) Context: i headcanon all timelords are intersex and ten got human dysphoria from being on earth so long

[magiccath]

Weirdly specific headcanons (10th doctor x reader)

a/n: finals fried my brain so this is all I got for y'all let me know if you like this

When you’re anxious or freaking out he places your hands on his chest to feel his heartbeats

Has a whole drawer full of ties, if you voice interest he will let you pick them out every morning 

He smells like strong tea, cinnamon, and caramel candy

Gets excited over the smallest things

Seriously, will dance happily over a pair of polka-dot socks if you give them to him

He wears patterned socks and/or patterned boxers I don’t have evidence just take my word for it 

Takes you to see the most beautiful galaxies but spends the whole time looking at you cause nothing is more beautiful to him

He absolutely loves a girls' night with you and Donna

I’m talking pedicures, sparkly drinks, and spilling drama 

Loves it when you trace the lines between his hundreds of freckles, connecting the dots

Sometimes you wake up before him and just trace his face, but always feign innocence when he wakes up

"I wasn't doing anything" 

He dances with you around the TARDIS, even when there isn’t music playing 

He gives you soft kisses on the tip of your nose

The only time he ever sleeps is when he’s cuddling you. Most nights that means you fall asleep in each other's arms 

Subsequently, he falls asleep during movies if you cuddle (and sometimes when you don’t)

You pull him in for kisses by his tie and it drives him crazy 

When he isn’t busy running around time and space he absolutely loves to read 

Is very good friends with Tolkien and Lewis and will take you to meet and chat with them if you want

His sheets are dark blue and silk (once again, I have no evidence I just know)

He wears bunny slippers

spontaneously decides when to celebrate holidays because time is just a concept

[synodic-lupine]

Rose changed by being Bad Wolf in ways that basically everyone around her notices. Random strangers look at her like 'something is bizarre about that girl'. Sometimes it's the way her eyes seem to glow, and sometimes it's just a feeling. Meanwhile the Doctor doesn't notice it At All because to him, she's always been like that. Well- she's been like that since he regenerated at least. He thinks that obviously the odd and ethereal qualities she has now were things he simply couldn't appreciate properly in his previous body. Rose doesn't notice either, because no one directly tells her and nothing seems or feels wrong from her perspective, and the Doctor hasn't said anything so... everything is a-okay, right?

[babiebom]

Doctor and Master incarnations as songs I like(new who)

A/N: oh ho ho my first post that's not stardew related!!! Let's go!!! I still have not watched classic who sowwy I just have no interest in it. Maybe i will later idkidk that's usually how it is with me lmao

Tw: none? Maybe cursing?

Genre: headcanons

Wc: I have no idea lmao i think maybe at least 3-5 each.

Tenth Doctor

Ninth Doctor

Either something emo

Or something so cute that it's very confusing to anyone that hears his playlist

So songs i like in those categories are like

Last Resort(I know I know)

Or like We Stitch These Wounds by Black Veil Brides

Or like Cupid by fifty fifty

Or Gee by Girls Generation

Material Girl by Madonna

I made this post based on this song bc it's stuck in my head

I can see an edit in my mind of just him smiling in different instances to this song wowowow

He IS the moment. He IS THE material girl

I like to think he would listen to this in a getting prepared kinda sequence.

Or Holding Out For a Hero by Bonnie Tyler.(is that her name i only know shrek version.)

Twelfth Doctor

Eleventh Doctor

Livin La Vida Loca

Girls just wanna have fun

He likes feel good excitable songs

Uptown girl

Literally these are the songs that make me happy I feel like he's the same

Depressed and listening to happy songs

Racing through the night by Yosabi(???)

Probably would like classical music or classic rock?

Again idk if i've mentioned this but Idk genres

Probably would enjoy Livin on a Prayer or Dream On

Does do sick air guitar solos

Simm!Master

Cannot hit the high notes

Probably likes GFriend

Me Gustas Tu

Everyone is horrified.

Thirteenth Doctor

Likes something she can bop her head to.

Or very chaotic mashups

Like specifically she is reese's puffs x misery

She is NOT THE CPR PART

toxic x love shack

Or she's the apple bottom jeans boots with the jeans.

The whole club was indeed looking at jeans

I CAN'T DECIDE WHETHER YOU SHOULD LIVE OR DIE

Missy

Ok no the actual song is Highway to Hell

He'd play it with the biggest smirk on his face like dude

Thinks its funny

Sway with Me bc its kinda sexy (the justin Timberlake version(?))

Yeah by Usher bc I think it would be VERY funny

Would like Amy Winehouse

Like back to black or rehab

Any Britney Spears song tbh

Or Gwen Stefani

Like specifically maybe Hollerback Girl

Mostly because I think it would be really funny

For Britney Spears it would be maybe Oops! I Did it Again

Okay now she IS CPR

She would sing the i'm here to give you customer service (right) part over and over

Would apologize in a fit of laughter

Missy IS SO FINE THAT SHE BLOWS MY MIND

Dhawan!Master

Ra ra rasputin

No ok I keep thinking of It's my party by Leslie Gore

Thong song as well

Gasolina

Literally any song he can dance to tbh

Would do the Macarena every single time idc

[modrntravlr]

do you ever wonder that perhaps one day, after she had witnessed the doctor regenerate for the first time, maybe even decades later one night in bed with the metacrisis doctor in pete’s world, her mind wandered back to that stranger in the shadows on that new years night in 2005, and rose tyler had a fleeting thought, just for a moment, that his voice had sounded just like her doctor

[carrie-tate]

might i suggest

lee ten great and all, he is adorable BUT

ler ten is fucking amazing and I do not see enough ler content for him

that is all

also just fyi i guess please don’t put any spoilers in this post if you answer it because im only like two episodes into season three

- fellow time lord

Bonus sketch with Tenth and Rose

I think it's quite relevant after you've finished watching the 2nd season and started the 3rd one :'>

Oh, but yes, yes, of course, you're absolutely right, we don't talk enough about this chaotic bundle of energy as a ler

That is, reading the few headcanons (and regularly rp with a chatbot in character ai, ahem) about him, I have roughly formed one picture of what's type he is

He is truly CHAOTIC, a very appropriate word, he is noticeably... More expressively emotional than the previous regeneration. (Still, I remember Ninth as more calm one at the time... A year has passed since I watched the first season, aah—sorry)

And so I agree with people who think Ten is an endless generator of teasing. Moreover, of a completely different ones, the “I will continue to speak about a very scientific theory and pretend that the person in my hands is not squealing with laughter.”, the "I will say the most random things, seeing that funny sound combinations make a person embarrassed and it looks fascinating.", and etc x'D

Either way, he'll be a hell of a talker