#team cassandra

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The Fic-Off has officially ended! Thank you to everyone who participated, and congratulations to Team Ankarna for coming out on top. See you again next year 💫💫💫

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[noirecheris3]

nightmare mission trio

[blackbatest]

my most controversial batman opinion to date

[starspilli]

batkids game night. they’re playing fortnite

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[demonicsuffrage]

Batman regularly conducts performance evaluations/reviews for all the justice league members on an annual basis

Someone in the league, probably Hal or Barry, brings up how unfair it is that none of the robins have to go through it, when it's the most daunting thing ever. So now, the batkids have to go through mandatory performance reviews too

Bruce: The audit team says the budget this time was way higher than the last?

Tim, who's laundering an entire batmobile: We just needed extra snacks to feed the bats in the cave

Bruce: They suddenly needed more food?

Tim: Actually the previous bats all adopted new baby bats. Cause they're all like you, you know?

Bruce, trying not to cry: okay

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Bruce: The record says you broke the 'no gun rule' fifty times in the past month.

Jason: Damn just fifty?

Bruce: That's not acceptable

Jason: What are you gonna do, fire me? Your poor posthumous son?

Bruce:

Jason: That's what I thought, see you at dinner

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Bruce: In the medical record, all your injuries are listed as 'nunya'. Care to elaborate?

Dick, hitting a pose: Nunya business

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Bruce: How would you rate yourself and your performance on a scale of 1-5?

Cass, trying to sound professional: 4.8

Bruce, concerned: Why did you deduct the 0.2? Self-esteem is important. You're getting a five, review over

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Bruce: What would you like to say about your repeated-

Duke: I'm severely understaffed, you know? As in, i literally work my shift alone, so

Bruce: Fair enough, I apologize, you may leave

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Bruce: In your own words, please explain why we should keep you around for another year

Damian, having to deal with this right after a long patrol: I'm your blood son. Would you fire me? Firing Richard as Robin wasn't enough?

Bruce:

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Bruce: What would you say your biggest flaws have been, while working this year?

Steph, experienced in these cause of her service jobs: I cared too much. And I worked too hard.

Bruce:

Steph: Can't forget I'm also too good at my job.

[brucedefender4eva]

A little fanfic idea in my head cause I read this fanfic (multiple times)

You’re all Grounded by: SamLikesToRead on Ao3

So all of the teams are gathered together because of an alien invasion or some other large-scale event that required all of them to work together

All of the batkids are the leaders of their individual teams, as we all know, but they act completely differently

Smiling and relaxing happen extremely rarely, and they’re very ‘Batman’ when it comes down to it

They’re very strict and precise in their leadership. No joking around, no goofing off, no sarcastic quips

But suddenly, as far as all the other heroes know, they’re acting all friendly with these different heroes that they’ve never met before, or even purposefully antagonistic when they're usually level-headed and never provoke anyone

They’re very much so acting like annoying siblings to each other

And when Batman enters the room, suddenly they swear they’re useless

“B, open my Pringles, please. I swear they glued it shut.”

“B, do you have any juice boxes?” And they're just digging through his belt nonchalantly

Nightwing is just lying across Bruce’s shoulder, and Red Robin has stolen his iPad and is reading all the confidential information he has on it

Just stupid stuff, and they’ll whine if they have to do anything, complaining that they’re too tired from the fight, and Bruce will obviously give in

And then it’ll be revealed that the lazy couch potatoes are indeed his children. Whether there's a reveal that they're the Wayne family plus his bonus children doesn't really matter to me

[aingeal98]

I'm seated. I don't even know what's going on but she looks gay and is committing crimes I'm so here for all of this

[swugflower]

Brucie Wayne gets interviewed and the question who, expect Batman, is his favorite Gotham hero.

After some awkward moments of silence, he blurts out that it’s Spoiler. Since she is the only one from the main active team that isn’t his kid and this way he avoids picking a favorite.

Meanwhile, the group chats explodes into chaos instantly.

[pansy-picnics]

hi chat

[hejee]

exploring the hinterlands like they’re not walking in circles

[violent138]

On a very stupid note, can you imagine how embarrassing it is for Bruce Wayne, the most paranoid and secretive man on earth, that whenever there's drama in his family it inevitably reaches a significant portion of the superhero community?

And he can't even go after any one person, because Alfred would tell Dick (who tells Wally and Donna, especially if it was really stupid), Steph would tell Kara (who would tell Clark, who would tell Diana, who already knew via Donna), and Tim would tell Kon, Damian would tell Jon and Connor, Duke tells Jason about it, and because Wally told Barry Hal now knows (and other Lanterns), J'onn knew because Bruce was fuming and Clark was trying to figure out how to bring it up, Cass told Dinah and Barbara so now the entirety of the Arrowfam and Birds of Prey know too and so on.

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✨ WRITER SPOTLIGHT ✨

As the event slowly draws to an end, we'd like to spotlight some of the amazing fics that participating authors have published, like @kaseyskat's Mentopolis-themed twist on Spyre for Team Cassandra!

You can read "summer lessons" here! >>>

[theactorbat]

Cassandra: Why is he in my apartment?

Stephanie stitching up a wound on Jason’s arm: You mean our apartment? And look he’s bleeding!

Cassandra: Is it a requirement he bleed in OUR apartment? Can’t he bleed in his own?????

Jason:

Cassandra: ����

[himejoshiangels]

okay I've actually had this for a while but like, treating batwheels like a full blown au is so fucking fun. like okay so bruce ends up with a young robin duke and a young batgirl cass. alright. where are the others? don't worry about it. these 3 live in the manor and it is chaos. cass keeps her room a mess and refuses to clean it and bruce won't let Alfred clean it on principal so cass makes a secret evil older brother style deal with duke where she will take his dish duty AND not bully him on patrol for the week if he cleans her room for her. they keep trying stupid combo moves in the field that only work 40% of the time bcs while their powers let them be in almost perfect sync they keep being the moves off the shonen anime they watch together which makes them inevitably fail bcs (shocker) they don't translate well into real life. Bruce literally has to lie to the media that duke is unable to attend an event bcs it's sick when in reality it's bcs him and cass are in a fight and refused to chill out enough to both be seen in public. idk I just think the siblingisms could be legendary. and also the vehicles in the basement are alive

[firerose18991]

Knowing Bruce he's the type of Father that lets his children pick off his plate. After a certain amount of children he's learned to order two of the same plate.

[batboopp]

live footage of me and my mutuals looking at a bad take of our favs