#taylor tomlinson: have it all

[zalrb]

Taylor Tomlinson: Have It All (2024)

[dispositionn-for-waakeme-up]

✨ identifies as afraid✨

[dragoninahumancostume]

My favorite comedians currently are:

John Mulaney

A gay Italian with a very gay voice

A straight jew Italian who was a theater kid. Can easily make people think he's queer. Has a bunch of problems with his parents

A straight jew who was also a theater kid. Good at impressions of John Mulaney. Had problems with father

A lesbian jew. Is depressed. Seems to be on meds whenever she does stand up.

A white lady named Taylor who is also a swift. Probably on meds. Bipolar

They're all either gay, flamboyant and/or with something going on in their minds

And that's honestly the best type of humor for me

[yay-depression]

“i’m getting married!”

“i’m getting old”

i am getting taco bell, who wants something?

[closetnerd62]

so comforting to know that whatever i’m going through, taylor tomlinson is also going through the same thing

[arrowmaker15]

(Steph, Jason, and Tim sitting on the couch in Wayne Manor)

Steph: So, why did you and Rose break up?

Tim, curious:

Jason: Well, we broke up for the reason every other couple breaks up. We weren't having the amount of sex required to ignore the bad things about each other.

Tim: ....what...?

Jason, not stopping: It's just like this one phrase; "Love is blind. Lust is Hellen Keller."

Tim, spitting coffee out: JeEZus!

Steph: We don't have that problem, do we?

Jason: Oh, hell no. Three times a day is perfect.

Tim, partially choking: STOP TALKING-

[novelsandnewfies]

I’m sorry but

“I used to put my dad and my boyfriend in a group chat and say ‘I don’t feel pretty today, whose fault do we think that is? Discuss!”

Is the best joke idea 😂

[cassiebones]

Taylor Tomlinson: BICON

[suddencinema]

this woman is everything to me, I absolutely LOVED this new special! I had parts where I had to pause the show because how fuckin funny she is, and her very last story was beautiful and really shows the beauty of female friendships 🥹🫶🏼

highly recommend all of her specials!

on top of that her response being to get emotional about that woman having her sex talk in a garden with her mom was so fucking real and I’ve never felt more seen in my life bc I also cried at the thought of that lmao

[to-dance-beneath-the-diamond-sky]

I really really don’t understand people who are still obsessed with and fangirling over musicians and celebrities who have just completely fucking ignored the literal genocide going on and refused to use their platforms to do the bare fucking minimum of calling for a ceasefire. Like honestly?!? How can you possibly respect let alone adore someone so privileged and selfish that they would rather willfully ignore the suffering and massacre and fucking genocide of tens of thousands of people than speak up. And don’t give me the ‘oh they’re worried about career repercussions’ bullshit. That’s not a fucking excuse to be a shitty ignorant selfish vapid uncaring person. Fuck all the way off, most of these celebrities and athletes have enough money they can do what the fuck they want. And even if they don’t? Well it’s not solidarity if you don’t have something to lose.

so yeah, you bet I sure fucking lost all respect for all musicians I previously idolized. Because silence during a genocide is complicity and that is despicable

but I just truly cannot understand the people in fandom spaces who don’t care that their idols are shallow self-serving and complicit in genocide through their willful and intentional silence. How the fuck can you all support and spend ridiculous amounts of money on concert tickets and merch and drawing and writing fan art and fanfics? How the fuck can you respect these people?????

[stalebagels]

u ever look at any of these late night hosts, like john oliver, and say yea i think u could have adhd

like obviously no substantial evidence is available to u but yea u know

YOU ARE CORRECT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT

[zalrb]

Taylor Tomlinson without context Pt. 3

[no--mourners--no--funerals]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

TAYLOR TOMLINSON IS POTENTIALLY BISEXUAL???? WE GOT ANOTHER ONE BOYYYYSSSSSSS dear god bc we all called it didn't we. that fucking leather jacket? damnnnnnnnn i love her even more now 💙💜💖💙💜💖💙💜💖💙💜💖💙💜💖💙💜💖💙💜💖💙💜💖💙💜💖

[moonmoonthecrabking]

i am sad i am in pain so i'm going to watch taylor tomlinson's stand up trilogy on netflix

[pimento-playing-hopscotch]

Putting this here because I’ve had “and I want a cart- NOT A BASKET” and that smile in my head for days

[lavoixhumaine]

someone in the writer’s room of 9-1-1 had this exact thought process the moment someone else said “hey, you know, Bobby and Athena didn’t get their big wedding…how about we get them, like, a honeymoon, huh? give them a break to relax and like chill…”