#I forgot all their names tbh

[dragoninahumancostume]

My favorite comedians currently are:

John Mulaney

A gay Italian with a very gay voice

A straight jew Italian who was a theater kid. Can easily make people think he's queer. Has a bunch of problems with his parents

A straight jew who was also a theater kid. Good at impressions of John Mulaney. Had problems with father

A lesbian jew. Is depressed. Seems to be on meds whenever she does stand up.

A white lady named Taylor who is also a swift. Probably on meds. Bipolar

They're all either gay, flamboyant and/or with something going on in their minds

And that's honestly the best type of humor for me

[beaulesbian]

Shanks vs. Kid, episode 1112 ||| Roger vs. Oden, episode 965

Divine Departure!

insp by @wyvernslovecake 's tags!

[mothy-graves]

has anyone done this yet guys

[pixelatedraindrops]

Something different and self indulgent??

Happy Eevee Day~ 11/20 🤎🩶

I do get a kick out of naming my eevee after cute & short kodaka game protag characters ✨

[diddlesnap]

this line always shocked me like i always forget peeta's popular because the only friend of his who's ever so much as named is delly. and they were really just friends when they were little kids.

[ohmytiredheart]

Honestly I feel for Sam but serves him right.

Even if we ignore the potential intermingling of the web or any other other spooky strings that are likely being pulled, there's a lot to unpack here.

I wouldn't say Sam "deserved" it, but Alice tried warning him for months. This is what he gets for sticking his nose in places it didn't belong.

Did I say the same thing about Jon in TMA? Yes and no. Obviously there isn't a story without someone doing something dumb, but I think Jon's situation and Sam's situation are a little different. Jon was an idiot, yes, but he (and everyone else around him) were forced to go in completely blind. He had no idea what he was doing and didn't have any warnings or help at all except from his creepy boss with ulterior motives.

Sam also went in blind, but he was warned several times by several people including the eldritch computer to stop and turn around. He could have avoided this if he just returned Alice's calls or looked at her messages.

But nooooo he had to poke around with his little crushy crush and get himself thrown into a portal to what we can only assume is the TMA universe. Serves him right.

[biblically-accurate-dca]

super disorganized sketch page because i do what i want

[thursdaysyme]

When you need to match your husband so you buy an array of headbands that match all his shirts

[kiss-dumbbunnies]

november 20 2024 vs november 20 2017

old art jumpscare... happy birthday your present is getting to be alive again

ignore joey btw he's a stupid bitch

[this-isnt-how-you-play-the-game]

a little sparrow told me itd be a good idea to post a tier list on this blog. to "keep the hoes on their toes", as one might put it. to fill in the empty space between my next and last artpost. any way, heres if and how i think most of your favorite mother characters may pick their noses.

heres a little guide on the tiers for those who are curious for the societal connotations they deliver

"how the fuck do i answer this": how the fuck do i answer this

"their nostrils are always clear no matter what": theyre either performing witch craft or on drugs

"NEVER cleans their nose even when its clogged to shit like lardna's arteries": those influenced by society. whether they seek approval from someone, or were once nose pickers who were scolded into abandoning their occupation just to fit in with the crowd. maybe they view it as a challenge. they think their campaign is impressive. reggie doesnt qualify for any of these things i dont currently know what his goals are

"uses tissue to clear nose sometimes": the "professionals" in this list. and sometimes, the innocent. those who were supposedly "raised properly." they perpetuate society's cycle, possibly not even knowing that most people do indeed pick their nose. they want to be accepted. there may even be someone in their life whom they so dearly want to protect from the nose picking epidemic. but its no use. their efforts are for naught, and they dont know the tricks and schemes others are using to keep similar status to them whilst still picking their noses

"picks nose in private": cunning deceivers. they usually have a front to show in order to keep their renowned spot in society. some of them may even see it as a game. some of them dont even know the malicious effects of their own actions, but continue anyway because they think theyre setting a good example

"was actually scratching their nose": the outcasts of society. they dont pick their noses but they might not judge others for doing so unlike the more puritan private pickers or the image-concerned fake-scratchers. they understand how the nose picking business works fundamentally, and for that they are accused of being a part of it. their knowledge is their downfall. and then some of them are kind of just here

"picks nose in public but pretends to scratch it": deceivers and the majority. tch. poetic. as you can see these people perpetuate a cycle of repressing the long-running struggle of nose picking. while not all malicious save for a few, these ones give into the temptation unlike their private-picker counterparts. some of them dont even care if they are thought to be picking their nose. they do it under the guise of "if you can hide it, then why not." they do things not because its meaningful, but because they can. others have a reason, and there isnt necessarily one size fits all explanation for this particular tier, but its worthy to note that not all of these people are quite "normies" as one may put it either. some may even be former nose-scratchers who realized there was no point in resisting the urge if people are gonna think theyre nose pickers anyway.

"picks nose in broad daylight and its gross": the loud minority. the bad outliers in the nose picking community. these people are inconsiderate and graceless. the difference in this and the next tier is comparable to the difference between a girl who poops and a girl who shits. they pick their noses, but they dont see the value in it as an art. they do it to convenience themselves, because they bare just as much temptation as the ones who refrain from picking their noses just to mesh with the crowd.

"picks nose in broad daylight but its a power move": those who have a statement to make. these people are well aware of the societal connotations that come with picking your nose in front of a crowd-- they do not care. they have the style and grace to get away with it. they are powerful and untouchable. they know this, and this they can pick their nose knowing no one can do anything to stop them. some of these people may be a little demonic. a representation of the antichrist, one might say. or maybe they are ahead of the curb, and everyone is struggling to catch up with them. they are the people most nose pickers-- secretive and outspoken, look up to

"picks your nose for you and condescendingly shows it in your face, saying "aw, what pathetic boogers you have"": these ones have ascended all tiers in the nose picking scale save for a few. they live above it all. theyre the reason most are scared to pick their nose in the first place. why would you when youre at risk of having pathetic boogers. their prey normally lie between scratch-pretenders and normal scratchers. some people in these tiers are immune to the judgment of the four in this tier. but it does not make them any less foreboding to the vulnerable. these people are the reason the "people who never pick their nose in spite of it being clogged" tier exists. giegue also probably goes here oops its too late for me to change that

"picks nose and eats it": beings who do not abide by normal human laws

"picks your nose and eats it": malicious beings who do not abide by normal human laws

[littencloud9]

i love u nekoma & karasuno i love you SO MUCH

[daipeanutsaiban]

A Victorian couple. (Leyendecker redraw)

[hoss-bonaventure]

i think it’s so ridiculous how they basically coded trevor and mike’s relationship to be like they’re scorned lovers of sorts and have harvey act like capulet-ian about their relationship ONLY to have him end up with jenny like wtf is that about???

[ratatatastic]

hi !! is there like an ‘official’ 1619 ship name? is it just matthewsasha? mama y papa??? sashew cashew?

from what ive seen there isnt an official name i think we're all just playing alphabet soup till something looks okay enough because unfortunately their names sound so ugly together

[tetzoro]

You're halfway through folding laundry when two familiar hands cover over your eyes. The smell of sweat, metal and sake washes over you and you can't help but roll your eyes behind the hands as you drawl out,

“Goodness, who could it be?”

There's a slight rumble from the chest behind your head as it pulls you to it, though the hands don't move from their spot.

You give an over-exaggerated sigh before snickering out, “Okay Franky, you got-”

“Franky?! You kiddin’ me?!”

You laugh outright at the outburst, knowing it confused and infuriated your poor green haired lover all the same. Your hands drop the shirt you were folding and gently cover over the larger ones, pulling them from your eyes as you lean back into Zoros broad chest properly.

“Why the surprise?” You question, curiosity in your eyes as his steel grey one stares back down at you. An annoying tint of pink covers his cheeks as he mutters, “Can't surprise my pretty girl? Damn.” He then smirks slightly, a joking tone dancing on his lips as he presses a quick kiss to your temple as he murmurs against your skin, “Learn somethin’ new about you every damn day.”

You chuckle again, though you press a kiss of your own to each of his palms. “You trying to surprise me because it's my birthday?”

There's a chilling silence from your lover and you look up at him with wide eyes as you ask softly, “... you know it's my birthday, right?”

Zoro blinks once, twice, before he mutters in confusion, “It's your birthday?”

You gasp and swat at him, only for his laughter to break you out of your shock as his hands grip your wrist gently. “Don't be stupid, of course I know it's your birthday.” He's quick to press a few chaste kisses to your wrist before holding your palm to his cheek.

“I got somethin’ for you. You gonna come open your gift or you gonna fold laundry all damn day?”

You grin and roll your eyes again before giving another sigh, this time with a wide shrug as you tease back, “Well, I guess your gift is more important than some laundry…”

Zoro chuckles lowly at your joking tone, pulling you up as he stands straight, though he keeps his hand in yours the whole time.

“Good, because I worked damn hard pickin’ out something you'd actually like.”

You grin and slyly ask,

“And how much do you owe Nami for asking for her help?”

Zoro pretends to be wounded, holding his free hand over his heart as he snarks back, “Not a damn thing, thank you very much.”

You both stare at each other for a moment, your gaze disbelieving to the point it pulls a deep sigh from him a few moments later as he hangs his head slightly.

“... too much, Aims. Too damn much.”

You laugh again and pull him closer before getting on your tippy toes to press a few kisses to his jawline and the corner of his lips. “Zo, you could have got me a bottle of sake and I'd have cried. You didn't need to go all out.”

He grins slightly before snatching your lips up with his own, humming against them for a moment before he pulls away with a muttered,

“Just wait till you see. Promise you'll like it, no matter what it is?”

You grin in response with a slight nod, gushing in earnest, “Of course, Zo. You picked it out, how could I not love it?”

Zoro hums in agreement before pulling you into his arms, pressing another quick kiss to the top of your head before he jokes,

“Then stop wasting time and come open my gift.”

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AIMS LOVELY !!!!! I hope you don't mind the lil blurb, I saw it was your birthday and just had to write some soft Zoro for you 🥺🥺🥺💖💖💖💖 I hope your day has been as wonderful, kind and warm as you are 💖💖💖💖💖💖 ALL MY LOVE TO YOUUU !!! 💖💖💖💖💖💖🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

mandie .. MANDIE !! you did NOT just leave me the most beautiful and wonderful gif on my little doorstep ! i can not tell you how many times i’ve read this :( i am going to give you my unhinged reactions in the tags ofc but firstly !! thank you for doing this for me, i feel so incredibly touched that you put in the time to create this for me 🥺🥺 you’re so thoughtful and i am giving you the biggest hug in existence !!!! THANK YOU !! SENDING YOU SO MUCH LOVE !!! and giving you as many smooches as you want ^___^ !

now . for the fic . rubbing my hands together like a little fly hehe. let’s see if i can keep this coherent enough, shall we ? (<- said moments before i incoherently express everything)

ft. my moodboard of emotions i felt during reading btw

[jils-things]

last night i read nort.ons lore entirely and i feel. so sad for him :[[[ (it's really good)

but i think im gonna ignore the whole manor section and just focus on the post mine explosion.... and make him heal from there ueee

i love rewriting canon lore 💚