#plus all of the adrenaline from vigilante-ing?

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(Steph, Jason, and Tim sitting on the couch in Wayne Manor)

Steph: So, why did you and Rose break up?

Tim, curious:

Jason: Well, we broke up for the reason every other couple breaks up. We weren't having the amount of sex required to ignore the bad things about each other.

Tim: ....what...?

Jason, not stopping: It's just like this one phrase; "Love is blind. Lust is Hellen Keller."

Tim, spitting coffee out: JeEZus!

Steph: We don't have that problem, do we?

Jason: Oh, hell no. Three times a day is perfect.

Tim, partially choking: STOP TALKING-

[teentitanimals]

some Alina headcanons

because Alina Wayne needs more appreciation - she’s a canon batkid from the Dark Prince Charming comics and you can read my fic on her here on ao3

Alina always called Bruce ‘dad’ even way before she met Bruce, but the longer she spent with her Batsibs the more she started to call him ‘Bruce’ and ‘B’- not because he was any less of her father, but because she heard her siblings call him that so often when meaning ‘dad’ that she unconsciously started doing the same. She has called him ‘Father’ too when she’s spent too much time with Damian.

Even when she’s older and in her teens, she calls Bruce ‘daddy’ but only when’s she either super stressed/traumatized or when she needs something from him, like, for instance, not to get mad at her and Nell (canon Batgirl the mchundredth; Steph’s biggest fangirl; Alina’s hc BFF) for crashing one of the old Batmobiles

She can be surprisingly manipulative- that is, using her ‘youngest sibling’ (for the time being- but let’s not talk about Tallant yet lmao), ‘little girl,’ and ‘puppy eyes’ charm to her advantage. There isn’t anything she can’t get with a little pouting.

Similarly, her favorite sibling purely depends on what she wants/who she’s speaking to. When she wants some free lasagna or fancy cake, she’ll say Jason. When she wants to blow up someone’s house in MineCraft but not take the blame, she’ll say Carrie.

She picked up her animal-loving traits from Damian. Plus, not having patrol or superhero duties means she gets to take care of the animals a lot more than the others, so it’s no surprise that all the animals love her best (under Damian).

She idolized Damian a lot once he got past his ‘cold shoulder’ stage with her, and enjoyed how flustered Damian got at the attention despite trying to stay ‘professional.’

She knows the most secrets in the Batfam (about the Batfam), but she’ll never tell a soul what she learns.

As a kid, she wanted to be a police officer and stop crime (canon). As an older kid and pre-teen, she was no longer sure, and debated becoming a vigilante like her family. As a teen, she was content not to be a vigilante, and, as an adult, she pursued her dreams of being a police officer in hopes of making the police force a little less corrupt from both the inside and outside.

She likes dancing with Cass, even though she’s not a good dancer.

She wants to get her hair dyed when she’s older, like Harper.

She copies a lot of her older siblings’ mannerisms, habits, and personality traits without realizing it. She’s picked up Damian’s ‘Tt.’-ing, Jason’s temper (only in extreme situations, though), Carrie’s love of TikToks, and so and so forth. Her entire family’s need for adrenaline and thrill definitely rubbed off on her too.

She and Cullen like hanging out and being the only ‘normal kids.’

She loves recording her family’s stupidity and posting it on Twitter, TikTok, Instagram, and compilations on YouTube.

While some of her family enjoys reading (either genuinely or mockingly) Batfics and Waynefics, and some even write fics (*cough*Cullen*cough*thanks @incorrectbatfam ), Alina finds herself weirded out by them, although funny in concept. Especially Batman x Bruce Wayne ones. She does enjoy reading fanfics pertaining to her own fandoms tho.

She has read some of Cullen’s fics, she’s one of the only ones he’ll share them with.

She loves her family

Her family loves her