moonmoonthecrabking

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i love. monster of the week filler episode supernatural mysteries solved by a gang of fun quirky characters type shows. but this formula can no longer thrive because of streaming and eight episode long seasons. sobs.

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sometimes writing is “how do i form this sentence in the best way to communicate mood, character, plot, all while flowing well” and sometimes writing is “what would the viscosity of liquefied bone be”

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at this point i will just pirate the episode because how is it still not working

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clodia you would have loved reality tv and mainstream horniness

rip clodia pulchra you would've loved hooking up with randos from dating apps and picking up people in bars

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so many names starting with a c. why did the romans only have 5 consonants

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rip clodia pulchra you would've loved hooking up with randos from dating apps and picking up people in bars

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yeah google does understand that one of my top three priorities is bisexuality

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i may do better in ancient history than in latin, but at least i can tell you stuff from most of the latin classes i've taken in uni. i can't tell you much at all about what i did for ancient history second sem 2024, except we looked at the macabees one week

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i’m on tumblr bc of a study break. kelley fucking w h a t-

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can a gay girl PLEASE LISTEN TO TOXIC BRITNEY SPEARS SPOTIFY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

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sorry i’m tired ill stop being a bitch soon

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yknow youtube gives you a "are you sure you wanna unsubscribe" but meanwhile tumblr is just fucking like "yknow what . Fuck you . Unfollow your favorite mutual. Bitch . Becayse we dont fuckign like you"

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big fan of being able to go back in a reblog chain and rb a version of a post without the additional comments you don't find funny. but it also feels like lowkey snubbing the person who put it on your dash. like sorry boss im trimming the fat here. your tastes are not quite good enough. die.

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i’m so brave for doing what i love though it is hard (literally just translation i am not suffering)

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a lot of things get on my nerves. im constantly annoyed. and i also have a deep love of humanity and the world but everything is really annoying

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every day british actors wake up and think to themselves fuckkkkk i HAVE to help the incredibly bigoted woman make more money so she can funnel it into killing trans people i have to do it bro if i don't do it i will die

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what is WRONG I AM PRESSING THE BUTTONS

spotify LOCK IN why do you HATE ME