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So I know for a fact that ancient Spartans learned dancing so they can fight better so imagine if Decepticons did that too.

In dancing you go with the rhythm of the Music and in the sky you use air around you to be faster and agile, dance also makes you adapt to different things so it was very useful. I can see Starscream dancing with his soldiers during practice and keeping an eye on their movements and if they are missing a beat or overall make mistakes. Some decepticons didn't want to participate but Soundwave and Starscream are dying to host them, put Telephone by Lady Gaga and watch officer dance like he was the star of the night but don't challenge Starscream in Irish steps or you will break your ankles. Megatron was reluctant to it but after Soundwave and Starscream begged him he joined and for an ex gladiator he was amazing at waltzer. Starscream is his dance partner and he was a bit scared when he stepped on his foot a couple of times but he persisted. Dreadwing joined too and he also learned Irish steps so he and Starscream always compete who will be better. The whole ship loves it and happily participates in them, even though they are not mandatory. This also helps them to disassociate from the war problems and to explore the planet that they are on. Although he won't admit it Megatron especially likes them because he can be gentle and soft without being judged and he takes every opportunity to have them, Starscream also likes them because it reminds him of home, memories of him dancing alone in his apartment make him the happiest person ever.

Drop in the comments what do you think?

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Optimus saying stuff like

"you can only get me in bed with you by force" and he just says "okay" while lifting an already confused autobot leader and mumbling "Excuse me master but I have needy boyfriend to take care of" and Megatron wondering how is something so small lifting something Soo heavy even for him.

So you know how in TFP (iicr) Starscream can carry heavier things than one might expect right?

Can we apply that to other iterations too :3

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Wanted to chew on furniture before now I need to Plock my heart out so I can calm it down.

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Currently in "chewing the furniture" mode

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Finally redesigned my robot character named Akira. Will draw him as soon as I get the pose.

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Okay since Tumblr is acting up here's screenshots of Starscream's trials with his kids.

Enjoy reading

Good luck

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Just wanted to write the Starscream's kid story but Tumblr is acting up. Look like it's war time

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Having an idea of Starscream's kids having to testify against him in court but no one expected him to actually be a great father.

Like they call kids in the courtroom and expect some slouch, starved and traumatized children who fear him so much they brought emotional support, therapists and guards for them to feel safe but it's actually the complete opposite. They enter the room with straight back, confident posture and as soon as they see him they yell "STAR" while running to hug him. Everyone was surprised while he was having small talk like "How are my little stars" and them excitedly telling him how they make new discoveries. After a while the judge asked them how their life was under Starscream's rule expecting to hear traumatizing stories of kids being used in war and science projects and asking questions about it but kids were like "He never let us in the lab while testing was done" or "We were in a safe location when that battle happened " or "Yes I was at the lab but only when it's cleaned up from chemicals and wits safety googles and decontamination bath after". Later he asked them how he was as a father and kids burst into talk of how great he is. Like a judge saying "He killed millions of people that they" and kids being like "That day, NO, he was racing with us in Vos" or "We had a dad and daughter day he was absent" or "No he was giving me flight lessons" and everyone just looking at proud Starscream happy that his kid love him. And on top of that all of the three kids were like "Yes he was a deception, yes he was a war machine but he WAS THE BEST DAD IN THE UNIVERSE" and everyone got emotional. Not to mention because of that he just got smaller prison time and kids visited him regularly and everyone was like " You are telling me that this selfish, cocky bastard is also the best dad".

What do you think about it?

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Seriously God you had to put my friend in a different time zone?

@starscreamhasdi3d

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Imagine a MegaStar date but everything gets terribly wrong.

Starscream burns down the cookies he prepared, energon jelly falls on the floor decorative mugs got broken and he's covered in energon from baking and cleaning. Meanwhile Megatron falls down and ruins flowers he bought him and gets dirty from mud, not to mention expensive polish that was now all over him. He enters home while leaving muddy footprints on new carpet and the first thing he sees is the cloud of smoke and Starscream crying over cookies. Starscream sees him too and just whines sadly. Both of them just stayed there until they finally got strength to get up and clean the mess.

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I'm Serbian and it's funny when I suddenly say "by the way" and continue the story in Serbian. Like some unclear warning for non English speakers that are like "what's that" and realize it's warning for another story but it's too late now.

I love using "by the way" as a segue into topics that are completely unrelated to the matters at hand. it isn't remotely by the way, quite a ways out of the way in fact. a little adventure

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Currently thinking about the fact that I just saw the third transformers oc named Athena. Looks like we all have thing for naming a big alien robot after the city.

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Them going to the council to get divorced and the person sitting there was like "DIVORCE!? You're not even married" and them being like "I still want that"

Can you imagine Starscream and Megatron getting a divorce without even being married first

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Here are some photos from Otakon of my Starscream cosplay!

Again, thank you to everyone for the wonderful comments and feedback on this! It was a really great experience and a lot of fun, and I very much appreciate the support. ♥

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I just got this funny idea of Starscream getting Megatron flowers but didn't know Megatron is allergic.

(I think polen can get on the optics and vents of some bots making them sneeze and cough until they get cleaned)

Starscream heard Megatron love some beautiful big flowers and he flew in the jungle and spent the whole day picking and arranging them. In the end he entered the Nemesis tumbling around with a bouquet bigger than him happily calling Megatron to give him a gift. He fell in his arms with a bouquet and a lot of pollen ended up in the air and on Megatron. It got in his already bad eyes and vents and he is sneezing and coughing violently. He immediately teared up and asked what was happening only for Starscream to realize he was allergic. Something like:

*Starscream tumbling on the Nemesis with a bouquet bigger than him while everyone looks worried*

Starscream: Megatron!!!! I have a gift for you!!!

* Him getting out and seeing a big bouquet with wings coming towards him" What the-?

*Starscream tripped and fell in his arms with flowers that released a lot of pollen, AAAAH-!!!

*Megatron immediately started coughing and sneezing while tears fell down his face"

Starscream: Megatron what's wrong!?

Megatron:Acho- The flowers ACHO!

Starscream: What's wrong, don't you like them!?

Megatron: I'M ALLERGIC!!!

Starscream: What!? But, but, you like them!

Megatron:I do ACHO but I'm allergic ACHO! *sniff*

Starscream: I'm sorry!

Megatron while hugging him: It's okay*sniff* I like it*sniff*

They basically spend the rest of the day cleaning Megatron's sinuses and calming him down.

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@umaia3aurart sweetie you need this ❤️

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Fuck ass bug I found in my backyard. I don’t know what to do with him so I put them in a container. He just keeps staring at me.

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