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Transformers moments that I will sacrifice my firstborn to see:

One bot snatching energon out from another’s servo, ignite it, and throw it at enemies as a grenade, and the bot whom it got snatched from said “The frag man that was my lunch.”

One bot, in their vehicle form, drove away as Optimus called all Autobots. Meanwhile, a person with hands full of groceries chased after them while screaming.

While investigating a crashed spaceship, one bot tried to take a sip of the energon that got leaked out, and another pulled them away and said “Hey! Control yourself they are dirty.”

A bot getting a “need a car replacement?” poster on their windshield and they cried.

One Decepticon tried to steal some energon from a machine. They disconnected its pipes, sucked on it for a while, and connected it back. But when Megatron discovered them, they punched another con right next to them on the face, till that con got energon on their lips, and they tried to blame it on them.

Ratchet doing a high pitched girl scream that resembled an ambulance alarm.

Starscream flying as Autobots below shoot at him, and Starscream said: “Miss miss miss miss! Hahahaha!” And then he noticed one of his wings did got shot, and he said “Oh scrap,” and then fell in a loony tone way.

A bot cleaning themselves as another car (a normal, lifeless one) parked right next to them, and they screamed and said “OUT OF THE WAY! PERV!”

(TFP exclusive) Raf being grabbed by a Decepticon, and he said, in Cybertron language, “No one will ever believe you.” And that con freaked out so much they dropped him.

(Bumblebee 2018 & ROTB exclusive) One guy proposing a really stupid idea, and ask Bee for his opinion. Bee made a face and played clown music in return. (Bonus if that guy said: “Okay, that’s a cheerful song. It is yes?”)

Two cons being cornered by Grimlock, and one said, “Don’t run. He’s a dinosaur, he can’t see us if we don’t move.” And the second ask: “Are you sure?” And the first said: “Yes I am suurrAAAAAHH—“ (got yeeted by Grimlock)

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Tfp Starscream sipping energon from a cup with his pinky up like a princess sipping tea.

Transformers moments that I will sacrifice my firstborn to see:

One bot snatching energon out from another’s servo, ignite it, and throw it at enemies as a grenade, and the bot whom it got snatched from said “The frag man that was my lunch.”

One bot, in their vehicle form, drove away as Optimus called all Autobots. Meanwhile, a person with hands full of groceries chased after them while screaming.

While investigating a crashed spaceship, one bot tried to take a sip of the energon that got leaked out, and another pulled them away and said “Hey! Control yourself they are dirty.”

A bot getting a “need a car replacement?” poster on their windshield and they cried.

One Decepticon tried to steal some energon from a machine. They disconnected its pipes, sucked on it for a while, and connected it back. But when Megatron discovered them, they punched another con right next to them on the face, till that con got energon on their lips, and they tried to blame it on them.

Ratchet doing a high pitched girl scream that resembled an ambulance alarm.

Starscream flying as Autobots below shoot at him, and Starscream said: “Miss miss miss miss! Hahahaha!” And then he noticed one of his wings did got shot, and he said “Oh scrap,” and then fell in a loony tone way.

A bot cleaning themselves as another car (a normal, lifeless one) parked right next to them, and they screamed and said “OUT OF THE WAY! PERV!”

(TFP exclusive) Raf being grabbed by a Decepticon, and he said, in Cybertron language, “No one will ever believe you.” And that con freaked out so much they dropped him.

(Bumblebee 2018 & ROTB exclusive) One guy proposing a really stupid idea, and ask Bee for his opinion. Bee made a face and played clown music in return. (Bonus if that guy said: “Okay, that’s a cheerful song. It is yes?”)

Two cons being cornered by Grimlock, and one said, “Don’t run. He’s a dinosaur, he can’t see us if we don’t move.” And the second ask: “Are you sure?” And the first said: “Yes I am suurrAAAAAHH—“ (got yeeted by Grimlock)

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Pov: Megatron doesn't pay enough and now you need part time job.

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Megatron:I HATE YOU !

Starscrem throwing a cup at him: I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON YOUR OWN ENERGON AND DIE!

Optimus caching energon snacks Megatron threw at Starscrem: Any energon jelly?

*Starscrem throwing it at Megatron and accidentally hitting him*

Optimus:Got it.

(first thing pooping in my mind after reading this)

I've been thinking about the poor autobots being forced to listen to Megatron and Starscream loudly air out their relationship drama

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Found my first ever drawing of Predaking two years ago. He looks awesome, definitely redoing him sometime.

50$ if you want to buy it.

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So I have a headcanon that Soundwave is afraid of bugs and small rodens. Like one day somehow a roach entered in his room and onto his bed and he freaked out. He got out screaming and yelling until Starscream killed it, other bots are honestly disgusted by them but Starscream doesn't care, mostly because he sees them as helpless creature that are easy to kill. Soundwave then cleaned the whole room including urging the warship cleaning day and disinfecting Starscream with a lot of cleaning stuff that he hated. So now every time he sees some small bug on his computer he calls Starscream to help like his personal cat.

Soundwave while holding Starscream with his cable: "Okay Starscream there's this giant bug here now KILL IT"

Starscrem:"PUT. ME. DOWN."

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Wondering what it's name is?

Guys he has a CAT

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I think that it uses energon. I think Ratchet said in one episode that they fought a lot so their energon reserves are low meaning that autobot blasters use energon as fuel. I think every weapon has chemical in it that causes reaction that would probably light it up since it's flammable as we saw in show. I think in Megatron's case his canon has the ability to fuse energon in one big ball that has a lot of energy that he shoots ( we saw how big of the impact his bullet had in show) so maybe "fusion cannon" isn't because he's using the nuclear fuse but just fusing energy in one bullet he shoots. I think it's true for almost all continuities and that it won't affect humans (if he's not shooting them of course). Also now I think I have an idea how it works.

Energon fuses in ball, that gets ejected fast out and from the speed lights up creating his bullet. Anyone else has some opinions?

Hey can we talk about how megatron has a fusion canon in most continuities? Okay so, question, What exactly is it fusing?? Is it nuclear fusion??? HAS HE BEEN IRRADIATING EVERYONE???? Pretty sure cybertronians aren’t affected by radiation, at least not by small amounts like humans, so is he even aware of what he’s doing or is it considered not a big deal??

This question goes DOUBLE for earthspark megatron considering he spends lots of time around humans and actually, Y’know, cares about them. Like I’m aware that no matter what the answer is space crack tfp Megatron wouldn’t give a shit but this one is actually trying to be a good person soooo.

I’m a little concerned for dot and the kids 😭 I mean would he even know he’s potentially harming them? If cybertronians aren’t harmed by radiation then they probably don’t think about it at all and haven’t even considered it might affecting the humans. Seriously has ANYONE considered he might be toting around an unshielded nuclear reactor on his ARM this entire time??

THIS IS A LEGIT QUESTION BTW I ACTUALLY HAVE NO IDEA HOW HIS CANON WORKS, if you know pls teach me 🙏 I just saw fusion and was like “?? U mean NUCLEAR fusion??” Its a total guess I just couldn’t think of what else it would mean 😭

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Alright I did my "favorite character/ oc in this dress"(underneath Is challage) with Starscream from transformers prime and... He kinda hot, like dracula hot. Purple looks awesome on him.

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Hear me out. Favorite character or oc in this dress. You pick the colors and accessories and let me know if you did it.

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@numbbrainstrorm @knockout-starscream

fuck it. worm on a string picrew chain. let's fucking go

happy worm creation my friends

tagging @areyoudoingthis @cursed-coat-of-homosexuality @peanutbutterex @tfemteach @piratecaptainscaptainpirates (no pressure 💛)

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Alright so I got this voyager class Armada Starscream yesterday but I couldn't post because, well internet issues. He was very cute.

He looks very funny.

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RAAAAAAHHHH!! IM BACKKK!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHHA

Finnaly!🎉🎉🎉

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Mine too and funny thing is that he will probably be the only one like this because let's be honest, everyone is bit scared to go back to this awesome design.

My first exposure to the Transformers franchise was the Transformers Prime tv show where StarScream looks like this, imagine my disappointment when I found out that no StarScream design has served this much cunt before or since.

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Anxiety eating me because I sent package to Japan from Serbia and I pray to God that it will came to the right owner. When I told my local post office that I'm sending it to Japan they looked at me like I was an alien. Seriously anxiety is eating me like a popcorn before movie starts.

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Currently in school and it's colder than the witch's tits here.

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I finnaly finished this bastard here. Not bad for the first time.

($13 if you want him shipped to you)