#swear to god…

[arcanegalaxy]

i can’t fall into the trap of avoiding something just because i don’t like the fandom but also i’m not playing that goddamn oral hygiene product game until i stop seeing posts that annoy me

[haroldhighballjordan]

sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”

So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.

And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.

[wolfythewitch]

Vampires when they’re being interviewed idk

[drusies]

couldnt stop fucking thinking about this all day at work

[payasita]

being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

[arsenicpanda]

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S (2023)

[hopalongfairywrens]

>It’s an election year

>Dsmp on the dash

close enough! Welcome back 2020

[hummise]

do you ever just

[the line is from a fic by @/Rauchendes_GNU on ao3]

[beepborpdoodledorp]

shes doing great actually thanks for asking

[riverthebooknerd]

"but why do you even ship them-" IT BRINGS ME JOY AND WHIMSY!!!!!!!

[yuzuuu4]

(post 2.1 quest) unexpected

[maxgicalgirl]

Being a “Fun Fact !” kind of autistic is all fun and games until you get halfway through sharing an interesting tidbit and realize that it probably wasn’t appropriate to share in polite company and now you have to deal with the consequences :(

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#Which one is now married again?

[adamant-hearts]

Did a little live2d experimenting to animate my art :D

Sadly GIF conversion seems to ruin image quality so I’m also putting the PNG version down here for my fellow Sunday waiters 🙏

[bluebeesknees]

give him back 🪻

[maplesynth]

watching house md and in episode 4x10 "It's a Wonderful Lie" this garfield strip caught my girlfriend's eye.

computer enhance

that's

that's the fucking "why do they call it oven" strip (July 13 1986)