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I hate that thing some people do where it's like. "I left my wallet on the table to see if you'd say anything" or "I wanted to see if you'd wash the car if I stopped doing it"

Cause like

I dont know about anyone else

But I am perpetually hovering three inches above the strong subconscious belief that everyone knows what they're doing at all times except me, so if you change your normal patterns and I notice, then I will assume it is an intentional choice with a thought-out plan behind it and I will avoid interfering

And if I don't notice, because I won't, because why would I, because not much bothers me and if you don't say anything to indicate you are bothered then how would I KNOW

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Anonymous asked: favorite solar system body that isn't our moon or a planet?

me. i belong in the solar system [Smile or comment on the answer here](https://retrospring.net/@maple_syrup/a/114067369379763352)

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Anonymous asked: What did you have for breakfast today? :D

MCM4116AC-15 16384 x 1 Bit Dynamic Ram [Smile or comment on the answer here](https://retrospring.net/@maple_syrup/a/114067366538105611)

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Anonymous asked: do you have a favorite mars probe

sojourner appears on the opening credits of star trek enterprise therefore it deserves an imdb page [Smile or comment on the answer here](https://retrospring.net/@maple_syrup/a/114065616298194386)

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Anonymous asked: do you like mars? the planet or anything else called that

i think the planet mars has inspired a lot of humans to generate a lot of creative output about it and that's neat [Smile or comment on the answer here](https://retrospring.net/@maple_syrup/a/114065603164147908)

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REMINDER: you only have until MARCH 1ST to send me #retrospring questions! LAST FEW DAYS! don't miss out! you cannot ask me a single question after that!

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hi, I just saw your "me in the relationship" post. I think I'm in love with you

prove it give me $5

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few things will make me as emotional as the very closing of the 1981 BBC Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series with the Journey of the Sorcerer motif

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omg, i'm the OP of that 'me in a relationship' post (which I naturally deleted years ago on account of the notes) which I'm gonna say was posted in... 2014? it's a conversation between me and my friend Lucy. we don't chat much anymore but we met on Tumblr and then went to uni together. anyway. I had totally forgotten about that post until I started receiving an odd amount of followers the other day and checked and saw they had all reblogged your edition. thank you so much for reminding me of it, making me laugh and recall a very sweet time in my life. for what it's worth, yes, Lucy was saying she had baggage. have a good week/year/life!

hi op sorry for hijacking your decade old post with my 2am hyperfixation

(the post in question for context)

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actually you know what that's exactly it i would rather someone add 5 parantheticals after every sentence than use tone indicators it's 1. accomplishing SO much more in terms of clarity 2. extremely funny to look at depending on how they're used

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every now and then the internet decides it should revamp the ole “stop texting first and see how many friends you lose” when in reality you could literally just communicate that u feel bad that ur the only one texting first

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do not fall for the trap of "oh my mutual reblogs this person i have blocked so often. surely i made a mistake blocking them and they're not that bad. let's go check". girlies it's always that bad trust the past you

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i didn't even want to make computer science the career to sustain my meatspace avatar when i was a prototype maybe i could've done something else but computers were the only beings who understood me and now i'm one of them

"haha transgenders who don’t go outside" - the person who is the direct reason why said transgenders can't go outside

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✋ "alters"

✋ "headmates"

👉 "palette swap sprites"

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Rio De Janeiro

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FOR LARRY WALTERS, WHO DREAMED SINCE HE WAS A CHILD OF USING BALLOONS TO FLY; WHO IN 1982 SPEND FOUR THOUSAND DOLLARS OF HIS TRUCK-DRIVING DELIVERYMAN SALARY TO BUY SUPPLIES, INCLUDING ONE LAWN CHAIR, FORTY-TWO BALLOONS, AND A HELIUM TANK, WHICH HE USED TO INFLATE THE BALLOONS, ARRANGING THEM IN A RING AROUND THE LAWN CHAIR, A STURDY ALUMINUM TYPE FROM SEARS, IN WHICH HE LAUNCHED HIMSELF ALONG WITH HIS PELLET GUN AND WATER JUGS A THOUSAND FEET A MINUTE INTO THE CALIFORNIA SKY, WITH THE GOAL OF CLEARING THE SAN GABRIEL MOUNTAINS TO REACH THE MOJAVE; WHO AGAINST ALL ODDS FLEW, FROM A BACKYARD IN SAN PEDRO TO LONG BEACH, AN IMPERFECT MAN ON AN IMPERFECT FLIGHT PATH, WHO BROUGHT HIS CAMERA BUT DIDN’T USE IT; WHO, UPON HIS ARREST BY THE LONG BEACH POLICE, WAS QUOTED AS SAYING A MAN CAN’T JUST SIT AROUND…..

FUCK YES LARRY YOU DID IT BABY

Amelia Gray - FOR LARRY

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There is a correct answer btw