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Life is what happens to you
Life is what happens to you
life, life quotes, reality, surprise, reality quotes, plan, plan quotes, unpredictability, unpredictability quotes, surprise quotes, Allen Saunders, Allen Saunders quotes #PICTUREQUOTES, #QUOTES
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percy: *intensely watching the news, waiting to hear about something he may have caused*
piper: come on percy, come eat with us. you’ve been sitting there waiting for hours. if something happens, you’ll hear about it eventually. a watched pot never boils
percy, distractedly: yeah and an ignored one boils over
piper: that-
piper, turning to annabeth in confusion: have i been spending too much time with him or is that one of the most logical things i’ve ever heard someone say?
#i love the thought of him shocking people with intelligent comments#BECAUSE HE’S ACTUALLY SUPER SMART AND NOBDODY FUCKING REALIZES IT#i’m sorry for my outburst#but i do love the thought of percy always surprising piper with wise comments#percy jackson#piper mclean#annabeth chase#incorrect quotes#hoo incorrect quotes#pjo#heroes of olympus#percabeth#percy jackson and the olympians#rick riordan#riordanverse
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Words from the mouths of babes, promises ocean deep. But never to keep.
@inanotherunivrse/cocaine jesus - rainbow kitten surprise/fredrick backman, us against you/i lost a friend - finneas/poem - langston hughes/ocean vuong, on earth we’re briefly gorgeous/the underrated heartache - rupi kaur/@sarakleijn/unknown/motion sickness - phoebe bridgers/ @honeytuesday/saw ur mom at the grocery store - abby cates/louise glück, seizure/@thundersoon/ bronze - the regrettes/ritika jyala, the world is a sphere of ice and our hands are made of fire/i still forget we’re not even friends - trista mateer/the light that shines when things end - anonymous/couch sleeper, unknown site/ @saltair-and-palemoonlight/i lost a friend - finneas/dear friend, - dayglow/peter - taylor swift
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#lilly’s weaves#poetry parallels#web weaving#quotes#web weave#poetry#book quotes#rainbow kitten surprise#fredrik backman#finneas#ocean vuong#rupi kaur#phoebe bridgers#abby cates#louise glück#the regrettes#ritika jyala#trista mateer#dayglow#Taylor swift#on losing friends#on friendship#on childhood friends#on old friends#requests
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MC: Careful now. If you keep being sweet, I'll start thinking you're in love with me.
Solomon: What could I have possibly done to make you think I'm not??
#I still love the hc that MC used to think Solomon was only being nice because ‘we’re both human and have to stick together.’#so while Solomon was head over heels MC’s just thinks he’s being nice#jsksjskjs#surprise it’s queue!#ro’s dumb stuff tag!#another silly draft outta the way 🎉#obey me!#obey me#om!#obmswd#obey me solomon x mc#obey me Solomon#obey me mc#obey me incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#om! incorrect quotes#om! mc#om! solomon#obey me shenanigans#obey me crack#solo <333
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#marauders#marauders era#Meme by me but wouldn’t be surprised someone else did it before lol#barty crouch jr#dorcas meadowes#regulus black#slytherin skittles#pandora rosier#rosekiller#dorlene#james potter#sirius black#remus lupin#peter pettigrew#marlene mckinnon#mauraders#marauders incorrect quotes#ao3 fanfic#maurauders era#marauders fandom#the marauders#dead gay wizards#dead gay wizards from the 70s#dead gay witches#evan rosier#wolfstar#jegulus#starchaser#sunseeker
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“Nimona is still Nimona,” he says. “She could be a whale or a dragon or shark or a cat, and she’s still Nimona. Just as she could be a girl or a boy or a woman or a man or anything else. All of these other parts are all factions of her. None of them are the end-all be-all of who she is. So that is kind of how I think of my own gender now. There is still some of that monster girl that I still hold very close to my heart.”
ND Stevenson
#nimona#i may be obsessing over nimona a teeny bit and i stumbled across this quote#it read as very multigender (considering nate is bigender that's not too surprising)#so i'm posting it here
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Eddie: I’m definitely the one that is in charge in the relationship.
Buck: Babe, could you stand up?
Eddie: *stands up*
Buck: Thank you, you can sit back down, love.
Eddie: *sits back down*
Buck: Hey, could you look at me?
Eddie: *looks at him while blushing*
Buck: Thank you, baby.
Eddie, still blushing: Anyway. Watch this. Buck, get me a glass of water.
Buck: Say please.
Eddie: Could you please get me a glass of water?
Buck: Of course.
Eddie: *proud of himself* See!
Hen, surprised: Yeah Eddie, you sure are in charge.
#incorrect 911 quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect buddie#buddie#911 abc#evan buckley#eddie diaz#sub!eddie#dom!buck#eddie loves following orders#hen was not surprised at all
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Asmodeus: You know, MC always gives Diavolo flowers after a battle. I wish you do that to.
Solomon: Okay.
The next day.
Solomon: Gives Diavolo flowers
Diavolo:???
Solomon: I don't know. I'm confused as well.
#obey me#obey me asmodeus#obey me solomon#obey me diavolo#obey me mc#diavolo x mc#obey me incorrect quotes#surprise guest
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Sirius: Guys, here’s my brother. Isn’t he cute? Reg, introduce yourself, please
Regulus: I’m Regulus, and you are?
James: Attracted to men apparently
#jegulus#sirius is appalled while remus and peter are surprised#james potter#regulus black#sirius black#james x regulus#incorrect jegulus quotes#james potter x regulus black#incorrect marauders quotes#marauders era#harry potter#incorrect harry potter quotes#incorrect hp#hp#hp ships#incorrect hp quotes#hp text post#hp rare pair#hp marauders#hp incorrect quotes#hp imagine#daddiesdrarry on instagram#incorrect james potter quotes#incorrect regulus black quotes#incorrect sirius black quotes#sunseeker#starchaser#sirius & regulus
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(Unseen Academicals, Terry Pratchett) I think Shang Qinghua and Ponder Stibbons should have tea and compare notes about somehow accumulating so much behind-the-scenes power by doing menial jobs no one else wants that they could basically run the show if they wanted...
meanwhile we have Shen "meh good enough" Qingqiu
#svsss#shang qinghua#shen qingqiu#sqh#sqq#cumplane#discworld#my art#sqq 100% knows how to delegate meanwhile sqh is here trying to run a sect a demon kingdom and juggle a bunch of secret conspiracies#his little rodent heart is going to explode from stress at this rate no qi deviation necessary#i'm gonna need to draw sqh more i really don't know what i want his design to be yet but i like him a lot#if anyone has any sqh drawing prompts send them to me i need some ideas to play with (WITHOUT SPOILERS THOUGH I'M ONLY ON BOOK THREE)#i was scrolling back to see the last time i had drawn cartoony cursing to remind myself which shapes i like to use and wow#it looks like it's actually been a while??? it surprised me because i really love drawing them#i laugh any time i see them in a comic#anyway what are the odds i reread unseen academicals again before the month is through? highly underrate pratchett novel imho#variations of this quote is actually used a few times in the discworld series i think but this is the one that stands out to me#when stibbons reveals just how much power he actually has at the university#*chefs kiss*#the wizards are so dumb i love them so much
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I can't believe childhood is over. SUCCESSION (2018-2023)
#url childhoodtheme devastates herself by weaving together the childhood themes of her current favourite show#who is surprised!#i've had this post cooking for a while and the finale completed it perfectly. sobbing my eyes out#caption is the quote from#little women (2019)#succession#succession spoilers#successionedits#web weaving#parallels#childhood#post#kendall roy#shiv roy#roman roy#connor roy
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One of the advantages of being disorganized
One of the advantages of being disorganized is that one is always having
discovery, surprise, A.A. Milne quotes, humor, humor quotes, A.A. Milne, discovery quotes, surprise quotes, advantage, advantage quotes, disorganized, disorganized quotes #PICTUREQUOTES, #QUOTES
#discovery#surprise#A.A. Milne quotes#humor#humor quotes#A.A. Milne#discovery quotes#surprise quotes#advantage#advantage quotes#disorganized#disorganized quotes#PICTURE QUOTES#QUOTES
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Charlie: I can’t believe you assassinated Vox!
Alastor: My dear, “assassinated” implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was an obnoxious, pompous, piece of shit television, so technically I murdered him.
Vaggie: That’s not better!
#why are you guys even surprised#bros a serial killer#charlie morningstar#alastor#alastor hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel incorrect quotes#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel memes#radiostatic#staticradio#hazbin hotel vox#vaggie
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every single time Akechi says "you really are (x), Joker" (or something similar) in P5R
In no particular order:
"You really are intriguing. I bet you'd make for a worthwhile debate partner on the subject."
"You really are an intriguing one."
"In any case, you truly are interesting. You never cease to intrigue me."
"I see. So we even share that perspective, do we…? You truly are fascinating."
"*chuckle* You truly are intriguing."
"I'm sorry if I'm prying. You truly are interesting."
"You truly fascinate me. I'll happily accept your gift."
"Haha, you truly are well-composed."
"Hahaha, you truly are intriguing."
"Leading your team this far in search of an infiltration route… You are truly amazing…"
"50,000 coins, hm? …You truly are special, Joker."
"You really are― No, never mind."
"You truly are interesting… Quiet, yet possessing the courage and determination to take action."
"Heh… After all this, that's what you have to say? Seriously, you really are…"
"You really are a strange one. You do realize talking to me is a waste of valuable time, right?"
#alt255.md#persona 5#goro akechi#persona 5 royal spoilers#shuake#????? I GUESS?#I spent several hours looking through dialogue. the intention was to add more quotes to my akechi twitter bot (I did end up adding 70#I did not think anything akechi goro said could surprise me anymore. i was so wrong#Akechi... You really are...#ha. the last one is just really sad to me (it's the only third semester instance)
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Levi: I’m so unloved and abandoned and mistreated and I’m going to die in the next 72 hours.
MC: So you’re like a tamagotchi.
Levi:*nodding* Yea but I’ve been forgotten in a junk drawer! Fuck my miserable tamagotchi life…
#It’s been too long I gotta post something extra dumb jsjsjsj#surprise it’s queue!#ro’s dumb stuff tag!#obey me!#obey me#om!#obey me shenanigans#obey me crack#obey me incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#om! incorrect quotes#om! leviathan#om! mc#obey me mc#obey me leviathan#levi <333#obey me levi#obey me shitpost
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Jesper, to Kaz: *drunk as hell* Kaz thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Wylan.
Kaz: *criminal offensive side eye* Shut. Up.
Jesper : Ops! Sorry! My bad.
Jesper, to Wylan: Kaz thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Wylan.
Wylan: Y-you're in love with me?!
Jesper: ...
Jesper: Where the f*ck is Inej when I am talking to her?!
#Inej: *Out of nowhere appearing behind Jesper* Everyone knows you are in love with Wylan.#Jesper: *falling out of the chair with surprise* AHHHHHH!!!#incorrect quotes#wesper#shadow and bone#six of crows#jesper fahey#wylan van eck#kaz brekker#inej gafha#incorrect quote#kanej
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