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wocado · 8 years ago
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Life is what happens to you
Life is what happens to you
life, life quotes, reality, surprise, reality quotes, plan, plan quotes, unpredictability, unpredictability quotes, surprise quotes, Allen Saunders, Allen Saunders quotes #PICTUREQUOTES, #QUOTES
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lilislegacy · 4 months ago
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percy: *intensely watching the news, waiting to hear about something he may have caused*
piper: come on percy, come eat with us. you’ve been sitting there waiting for hours. if something happens, you’ll hear about it eventually. a watched pot never boils
percy, distractedly: yeah and an ignored one boils over
piper: that-
piper, turning to annabeth in confusion: have i been spending too much time with him or is that one of the most logical things i’ve ever heard someone say?
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saltair-and-webweaves · 8 months ago
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Words from the mouths of babes, promises ocean deep. But never to keep.
@inanotherunivrse/cocaine jesus - rainbow kitten surprise/fredrick backman, us against you/i lost a friend - finneas/poem - langston hughes/ocean vuong, on earth we’re briefly gorgeous/the underrated heartache - rupi kaur/@sarakleijn/unknown/motion sickness - phoebe bridgers/ @honeytuesday/saw ur mom at the grocery store - abby cates/louise glück, seizure/@thundersoon/ bronze - the regrettes/ritika jyala, the world is a sphere of ice and our hands are made of fire/i still forget we’re not even friends - trista mateer/the light that shines when things end - anonymous/couch sleeper, unknown site/ @saltair-and-palemoonlight/i lost a friend - finneas/dear friend, - dayglow/peter - taylor swift
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 month ago
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Look what we've become.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#jiang cheng#Initially I wanted to do a 'Mutiny' quote to follow the 'Luck runs out' quote.#But the musical earworms demanded a different blood to be drawn. And I think it works just as well.#Alright. It's time to confess something. I really struggled with this comic. I didn't want to draw it. Then I didn't want to upload it.#Because I knew I would be here in the tags writing and backspacing for hours trying to articulate my thoughts.#I'm going to talk about death and grief in the tags today so this is your WARNING to look away if you aren't in a headspace for it.#Sometimes in media there are scenes and characters which land on topics so specific to your wounds that it reopens them all over again.#Because here's the truth. When you've known someone like this for nearly your whole life...it doesn't matter how bad the fight is.#You always think 'We'll always have time. One day this dust will settle and we'll rebuild the bridge.'#And then the fucker dies!!! He dies and suddenly there will never ever be time to repair the rift.#Someone you loved died thinking you hated them. And part of you did just a bit. But love and hate aren't mutually exclusive.#He's fucking dead and you are left with so many broken and unfinished pieces between the two of you.#Jiang Cheng loses Wei Wuxian thinking that WWX thought they hated each other.#He's a younger brother who will one day be older than the person he lost.#Who has no one else in the world who understands those feelings of love and hate and grief.#I can't be normal about this character. I don't think he even heals me. Zero catharsis to be gained here.#I just look at his sour grape ass and think 'shit that's a little too close to home.' JC is my discomfort character.#I'm probably going to regret being this vulnerable in the tags in like. An hour. So. sorry if you see this once and never again.#EDIT: Yeah sorry this took 4 hours to muster the courage to post. Surprise update!#EDIT 2: You guys were being too nice to me on my sad comic to point out the spelling error. I have fixed it now B'*)
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l3viat8an · 8 months ago
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MC: Careful now. If you keep being sweet, I'll start thinking you're in love with me.
Solomon: What could I have possibly done to make you think I'm not??
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moonyswarmsweaters · 8 months ago
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multigenderswag · 2 years ago
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“Nimona is still Nimona,” he says. “She could be a whale or a dragon or shark or a cat, and she’s still Nimona. Just as she could be a girl or a boy or a woman or a man or anything else. All of these other parts are all factions of her. None of them are the end-all be-all of who she is. So that is kind of how I think of my own gender now. There is still some of that monster girl that I still hold very close to my heart.”
ND Stevenson
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goth-emrys · 2 months ago
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arthur: Oh...cheer up will you? *playfully punches merlin's arm*
merlin: *looking hurt* How is punching me in the arm meant to cheer me up??
arthur: It works with the knights...
merlin: Well they're thick, arent they?
arthur: I'm a knight.
merlin: *raises his eyebrows* There you go then.
arthur: punches merlin harder in the arm*
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Eddie: I’m definitely the one that is in charge in the relationship.
Buck: Babe, could you stand up?
Eddie: *stands up*
Buck: Thank you, you can sit back down, love.
Eddie: *sits back down*
Buck: Hey, could you look at me?
Eddie: *looks at him while blushing*
Buck: Thank you, baby.
Eddie, still blushing: Anyway. Watch this. Buck, get me a glass of water.
Buck: Say please.
Eddie: Could you please get me a glass of water?
Buck: Of course.
Eddie: *proud of himself* See!
Hen, surprised: Yeah Eddie, you sure are in charge.
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usagiglamour · 2 months ago
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Asmodeus: You know, MC always gives Diavolo flowers after a battle. I wish you do that to.
Solomon: Okay.
The next day.
Solomon: Gives Diavolo flowers
Diavolo:???
Solomon: I don't know. I'm confused as well.
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daddiesdrarryy · 11 months ago
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Sirius: Guys, here’s my brother. Isn’t he cute? Reg, introduce yourself, please
Regulus: I’m Regulus, and you are?
James: Attracted to men apparently
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wocado · 8 years ago
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One of the advantages of being disorganized
One of the advantages of being disorganized is that one is always having
discovery, surprise, A.A. Milne quotes, humor, humor quotes, A.A. Milne, discovery quotes, surprise quotes, advantage, advantage quotes, disorganized, disorganized quotes #PICTUREQUOTES, #QUOTES
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benevolenterrancy · 4 months ago
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(Unseen Academicals, Terry Pratchett) I think Shang Qinghua and Ponder Stibbons should have tea and compare notes about somehow accumulating so much behind-the-scenes power by doing menial jobs no one else wants that they could basically run the show if they wanted...
meanwhile we have Shen "meh good enough" Qingqiu
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childhoodtheme · 2 years ago
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I can't believe childhood is over. SUCCESSION (2018-2023)
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chaoticace2005 · 1 year ago
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Charlie: I can’t believe you assassinated Vox!
Alastor: My dear, “assassinated” implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was an obnoxious, pompous, piece of shit television, so technically I murdered him.
Vaggie: That’s not better!
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l3viat8an · 5 months ago
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Levi: I’m so unloved and abandoned and mistreated and I’m going to die in the next 72 hours.
MC: So you’re like a tamagotchi.
Levi:*nodding* Yea but I’ve been forgotten in a junk drawer! Fuck my miserable tamagotchi life…
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