#suit shenanigans

[antvnger]

"You're using the suit for shenanigans!?" Hank stared at Scott in silence for a while before breaking into a smile. "Good. I did the same thing all the time. You've proven you know what you're doing. Have at it." -@og-ant-man

Scott couldn’t help but collapse with a sigh of relief. A reprimand for his suit uses was not what he wanted today. “Whew! Oh okay, thanks, Hank. I feel better. That means a lot to me, thanks.”

Scott tilted his head a bit and smirked. “You pulled shenanigans in the suit? Now this I gotta hear. What kind of things did you do?”

[samthechaotic]

Tim: Whenever I face a horrible situation, I ask myself "what would Jason do?" and do the exact opposite.

Damian: For the first, and probably last, time in your life Drake, you're right.

[tringstarruuu]

✦🌹 Wild Rose 🌹✦ ============ PRINTS

[nsfandomdump]

You know what would be funny?

A DetCo movie with Kaito in it

But KID doesn't appear at all

[mochiiniko]

women in suits breathe if you agree

[manako-no-yami]

harvey: what do u mean it's weird to have a picture of my associate on my bedside table, it's not weird, it's like having a picture of my dog mike: woof

[heyyallitssatan]

Bruce and all of his kids, are full of scar tissue and mended bones

Every single one of them can count on two hands or less how many bones they haven’t broken, and they can count on even less how many joints they have dislocated, and don’t even get me started on sprains

Point is, the Batfam haven’t exactly taken a lot of care with their very fragile human bodies over the years of vigilantism

You know what makes old scars burn and old breaks ache, and what makes every sprained stretched muscle tight

The cold

So Bruce, and all of his kids legal and not, fucking hate winter, they hate the cold, because it makes everything tighter, every warm up take a little longer, everything hurt just a little more

Of course you wouldn’t know it, with Dick striking poses that would make professional contortionists cry, or Cass landing perfect flip kicks, or Steph and duke giving each other massages, or Damian doing yoga, or Jason hitting pads with Bruce, or even Tim running through a cardio workout that puts the JL to shame

They would never show that pain, that weakness, to anyone else, because some villains would target those potential pain points if they ever saw even a hint of them, but more than that, because they have to be strong, for their teams, for each other, for the entire world

So you may never know that Dick spent an hour stretching out his left shoulder this morning, the first dislocation he ever go on patrol

Or that Cass is practicing flip kicks because he knees are killing her but she needs to know that they won’t be a hindrance

Or that Steph and Duke are giving each other pre workout massages because they’re covered in knots that make moving hard

Or that Damian is doing yoga because it helps with the imagined cold and real pain from having metal in your spine

Or that Jason’s broken fists sting with each hit

Or that Bruce is wearing a back brace today because his broken spine was killing him this morning

Or that Tim is doing cardio because the cold makes breathing a little harder so he has to be prepared

You’ll never know how much pain they’re in, not in the field when they broke their ribs and are coughing up blood, certainly not when they’re training the pain of the cold away

Because that’s what they do, they keep training, until it doesn’t hurt, or until they know for a fact that it doesn’t matter if it does

The Bats hate the cold, but they’ll be damned if they ever let it stop them

[beyourownanchor6]

—slutty suit fic is here ya’ll! let’s all bless ryan for his slutty perfectly acceptable attire 😏

rated: e | words: 7.4k | read on ao3

summary:

They settled in, others joining around them; well, Eddie settled at least. Every time Buck caught sight of Eddie, all he could see was the sinful chest hair protruding from his bare chest beneath the open suit jacket. And the hair. God, all Buck wanted to do was run his hands through it and wreck it even more. Maybe run his face against the stubble and— And why the fuck was Eddie staring straight at him?

Eddie looked to him keenly before leaning in closer and bumping their knees together.

“Might wanna pick your jaw up there Buckley. The wedding hasn’t even started yet.”

Buck could hardly process Eddie’s first words, only that the night was just beginning. Buck groaned. How the fuck was he meant to make it through an evening with Eddie and his slutty suit?

Clearing his throat, Buck pointedly looked away from Eddie, focusing his attention upfront where the ceremony was about to start. He pretended not to hear Eddie snicker beside him.

—or—

Buck asks Eddie to be his date to a wedding. He didn't expect the man to wear a slutty get up.

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[gallonwghost]

Drew UA Togachako on my school computer

[numbuh424]

the whole alphabet is here for halloween 👻🍎📓

[ishkabibblethings]

For @chumbypenguin

[antvnger]

Ok Scott, Its been 2 years and we all need to know. Have you done any more recent shenanigans with the suit? Don't worry Hope isn't here to tell you off this time

*chuckles* You kidding? It's me you're talking about. Of course, I've done more shenanigans with the suit.

Hmmm let's see. Which one should I tell you about...

Well there was the time I shrunk down and did some training while people played pinball. Lemme tell ya, nothing quite prepares you for avoid and evade tactics like pinball. The ball and those things you use to hit the ball with can hurt.

There was the time I tested the elasticity of different size rubber bands by bungee diving off the kitchen table.

And I can't forget the time I crawled into Cassie's guitar while she was practicing and literally felt sound waves shake my body.

And then I recreated some different action scenes from some of my favorite movies like a free fall and a car jump using toy cars and LEGOs and all that good stuff.

But NEVER hold onto a balloon that's letting air totally out. That is NOT a fun ride.

[herewegobebe]

SHINee | Idol Human Theater 😂🥰 [x]

[amelia-queen-black]

*Oliver’s suit turns purple after he put it on*

Oliver: What the hell?! *sees Barry barely holding his laughter in* Do you think this is FUNNY?

Barry: Yeah, I thought it was pretty funny.

Oliver: …

Barry: What? Why do you have your “I’m gonna kill you” face on?

Diggle: You better run before he gets to you.

Oliver: *shoots an arrow at Barry*

Barry: *doesn’t move an inch, his smile getting wider* *the arrow rebounds on him, completely harmless* You should check your equipment before using it.

Barry disappears in a flash, his laughter echoing in the Arrow Cave, leaving a murderous Oliver in a purple suit with a quiver full of dummy arrows.

Oliver: He’s a dead man.

[luxu-loveskh]

why is the administration in ninjago so funny to me

like

yeah

this random giant office has rules for everything

yeah its an liminal soace esque place that looks like an office

yeah its from the realm of madness

so what?

oh also the one ninja who is the one you would least expect to work an office job works there

[beaulesbian]

monster trio underwater, beginning of the skypiea arc, ch 219,(with chapter 220 titled "a walk on the seafloor")

&

monster trio underwater, beginning of the fishman island arc, ch 605, (up to chapter 607 titled "30,000 feet under the sea")