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Me looking at reinochi fanart in what I assume is one of the most important days of my life…checks out
#im just like that ig#tbf I’m bored I need to pass time somehow#anyway reinochi my beloved I miss them too bad half of the ship is dead#sucks bro
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Plagued with thoughts nobody wana hear
#cynder au brainrot#literally im so serious nobody understands how important her character is fir me#ive loved cynder since i was in like 2nd grade#i feel like crying about her when i think of her backstory ambdjs#and ive been developing ideas for the au again#and aughhh#but everytime i post about it either on tumblr or discord it gets ignored and nobody wants to talk to me about it :')#sucks bro#monnie rambles
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two of the dnd campaigns I'm in right now have significant Panopticon Problems and y'all I am. fuckin tired
#maybe two and a half#elyss's campaign has had 'someone is watching all the time forever' going on in like... five completely unrelated ways for ages#which is its own kind of stupid and exhausting tbqh#on the one hand I didn't count it in the main post because our cleric has an amulet of nondetection with a radius of effect#so it's less of an issue in theory? but in practice otherworldly entities keep showing up and being a problem anyway so???#uhh but yeah mel AND juniper's campaign both have had 'someone was scrying on you so they showed up where you are to make problems :)'#in a way that's like fuckin.... okay fair play once for dramatic effect#but now it's so much harder and more stressful to try to talk about anything or go anywhere or do anything#because maybe the bad guys are watching and listening and will get there ahead of you to set an ambush or kill everybody!! :)#anyway in other news we're finally circling back to zhartook's homeland where mel's parents have been brought#and everyone who survived the island's firebombing are in hiding in an extremely secret hidden druid sanctuary#sure hope we don't accidentally do or say anything while someone happens to be scrying on us that leads to their discovery and doom :)#sucks bro#about me
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I just have to share this beautiful thread on twitter about AI and Nightshade. AI bros can suck it.
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Doing this bc I’m scared to and won’t on my own
if this gets 5k notes by October 20th, I will tell my dad about my eating disorder and get help to recover + therapist
Rules:
No spamming
5 notes per person including likes
if either one of those is broken, I’m reducing the time limit, basically making it less likely to hit the goal on time
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD PLEASE STOP SPAMMING
tagging is okay
Might delete later(sorry!) because I’m scarrredddd, I don’t wanna tell my dad >:l
#Basically I’ve been trying for the past two weeks to recover on my own without having to tell anyone about it and bro I just cant#Jsbsjdhd#It will only be a temporary recovery though heads up#Because I’m not going to get away with this eating disorder for much longer#I’m going to get found out so this is just temporary until I’m an adult#Once I’m an adult I won’t have to worry about getting caught 😌#Ahhh I’ve had this disorder for like a year now I’m sick of it 😭#Okay maybe not temporary#Actually I wouldn’t mind recovering for good actually this sucks#Notes game#note game
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i think the tumblrinas are trying to make a sweeping moral message out of saltburn—and i'm sure there is one underneath the rubble, and i'm sure it'd feel better to have it out in the open. but to me this is simply a bonkers ass movie. this is having the silly figures on the screen go absolutely mental. this is lust and greed and the behavior of people who are generally unwell. it is two very handsome men circling each other like satellites. it is really fantastic lighting. and it is me in a darkened movie theater, curling into my seat, sitting behind a row of people who will leave the theater early or immediately as the credits roll, watching with disgust and horror and delight as barry keoghan commits acts that really only ought to be between him and god.
#saltburn#woohoojazelyn thoughts#bro sucked the fuck out of that water that's all i gotta say. iykyk
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my first attempts at drawing bro
edit: inked the sketch :)
#think he deserves to be spooky#as a treat#i need to see more biblically accurate sebastian out there#bro got brutally mutilated several times like come on i need body horror on my desk by 3pm#sebastian solace#pressure#pressure roblox#pressure fanart#anyways i've been dragged into the pressure rabbit hole#i actually suck ass at the game so bad but i have a good time anyways <- raged at it on multiple occasions yesterday
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i need to suck his dick so bad bro
(my edit, follow cvntagious on tiktok/insta)
#cvntagious#★ ⋮ my edit#suck him dry#chris#christopher#chris sturniolo#christopher sturniolo#chris sturniolo edit#christopher sturniolo edits#edit#edits#eat my pussy#need him in my guts#chris sturniolo smut#chris sturniolo x reader#chris smut#chris sturniolo fanfic#frat bro chris#christopher sturniolo x reader#sturniolo triplets#matt sturniolo#matt sturniolo smut#matt sturniolo edit#matt#matthew#matthew sturniolo#matt sturniolo x reader#matt sturniolo fanfic#matt sturniolo fanfiction#sturniolo edits
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The Cage - Chapter Three
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New pals drags deadbeat moms and discusses video games. That's it you don't need to read past the first two panels, don't worry about it.
#nightcrawler#x men evolution#kurt wagner#xmen morph#the cage fan comic#I put in a lot of thought into which character everyone would choose in super smash bros#a little disappointing to realize that yes - Kurt would pick Link - and also absolutely suck at it.
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CW: animal death, very graphic
Damian was having a panic attack and literally everyone was off planet or unavailable except for Tim.
Tim, who just the night before considered pushing Damian off a building because he called his boat house idea stupid.
Damian, who was seemingly not as unshakable as he thought and broke down into panicking breathes at the sight of-…
Oh.
The slight light enhancing his domino granted showed Tim a bundled of small, probably premature puppies that didn’t even have any fur on them. There was no mum in sight, just six dead little pups left on the dirty concrete of an ally way.
Tim might be an asshole, but even he was hurt by dead animals, but Damian?
Ignoring the obvious distress at seeing his bratty younger brother clutching at his chest like he was having a heart attack, Tim moved to be in front of him and block his view of the small pink forms.
He put steady hands on the you gets shoulders slowly, telegraphing his moves as best he could, and gently spoke to the Robin.
“Robin, I need you to try focus on my voice, okay? You’re going to be okay, I promise, just breathe with me.”
Training and experience of helping survivors of assault and Rouges quickly took over and luckily Damian seemed to be able to attempt to do as he was instructed. His breaths were shaky and interrupted by hiccups and gasps for air, but they weren’t as sporadic as before.
Tim watched tears slip out from under his mask, messing up the adhesive, and promptly cupped his face gently, “It’s alright, Damian. I know it’s scary, it’s hard to see, but there’s nothing we can do now, okay? You know how this goes.”
Maybe it wasn’t the best thing to say, but it was all he could think of.
Damian shook his head, as if trying to change the reality of the situation, “I-I don’t- please don’t, I can’t-“
Tim’s heart felt like it was shattering as he heard Damian beg. Actually, really beg.
It was the first time he’d ever tried to hug Damian and luckily the boy didn’t fight it, falling into Tim’s embrace and clutching at his cap like a life line.
The detective in Tim had a suspicion though, because why was Damian begging? He was raised by death, he knew how it work, so was the loss of animal life enough for him to defy those teachings?
It didn’t seem right, even for Damian.
“Dami? Talk to me, what’s going on in that head of yours? Let me help, please.”
Damian hiccuped and buried his face in Tim’s chest, hiding from the world.
The next words he spoke made Tim feel sick, so much so he actually had to fight the violent urge to gag as the implications and reality of what really caused Damian’s panicking attack set in.
“Please don’t make me eat them.”
Tim knew the League were masters of torture and torment, but…
Picking up his little brother, Tim held him close as he walked him the nine blocks to their respective rides and mutter assurances the entire way. Promising his brother that he would never have to eat an animal again, ignoring that realisation of his vegetarianism, and told him that he would come back later and bury the little pups himself.
Damian didn’t let go of him and the two eventually fell asleep in uniform in Tim’s bed.
Tim took over removing the pink marshmallows before Damian had to do it himself.
#batfam#tim drake#bat family#dc comics#batfamily#dc universe#dc#tim drake is red robin#damian wayne#Damian and Tim#Tim and Damian#brotherhood#good brothers Tim and Damian#the League of assassins fucking suck#dead dove as fuck bro
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look at the state of sport journalism dawg, he sucked on a lollypop with steeliness and determination??? oozing mental fortitude??? Autosport it's time to open up the schools
#i was literally trying to go to sleep and now i fucking cant bc im dry heaving#BEN HUNT ARE YOU CONCUSSED#WHAT DID YOU JUST FUCKING WRITE OH MY GODDDDDDDDD#I LITERALLY PHYSICALLY CANT STOP LAUGHING#HE SAID HE SUCKED ON THE LOLLYPOP WITH STEELINESS AND DETERMINATION AND OZZING MENTAL FORTITUDE#OPEN UP THE FUCKING SCHOOLS BRO#f1#british gp 2024#lando norris
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I was scrolling through twitter reactions to the newest chapter of One Piece and all the zoro fanboys were creaming themselves like he's the goat, pouring honey on him, he's yonko level and then one stan was like "luffy's got nothing on zoro he'd get bodied in a second" and I swear it was like a swarm of bees on this man all these zoro stans flew upon this dude like locusts saying the same variation of "what are you talking about zoro would suck luffy's dick anytime any place" "how fucking dare you that's his captain bro" these dudes are just one tumblr blog away from writing 10k fanfic on ao3 bet we just gotta open their third eye y'all
#zolu#monkey d. luffy#roronoa zoro#one piece#chaos pikachu speaks#it was so hilarious to see live#one stan posted a meme of zoro sucking luffy's dick I was like#sir where did you even get this why do you have this#now that likes are private on twitter I just know some of these bros are gonna have zolu fanart liked and saved
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The Fool Realm of the Elderlings? [sobbing openly] yeah they're all right GOD I wanted to do an additional one for each era but at some point one must!!!!! move on to the next project I suppose. please enjoy. (.:
#i've made the artistic decision not to suck all his melanin back out after TM#realm of the elderlings spoilers#the fool#amber#lord golden#beloved rote#fitz and the fool spoilers#realm of the elderlings#fitz and the fool trilogy#trying to tag it so my bro who hasn't read past TM doesn't get spoiled sorry sorry!!!#my art
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(surely this has already been done, but i could not find it, so i had to make sure it existed. -dathomirdumpsterfire)
#i got news for you buddy#you can fuck him many times if you can convince him#but you can only kill him once#and history tells us that you kinda suck at killing each other#like a lot#sorry bro#darth maul#star wars#sith#dathomir#maul opress#zabrak#nightbrothers#maul#obi wan kenobi#obimaul#obiwan kenobi#obi-wan kenobi#star wars memes#dumpsterfire content
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