#WHAT DID YOU JUST FUCKING WRITE OH MY GODDDDDDDDD

[ef-1]

look at the state of sport journalism dawg, he sucked on a lollypop with steeliness and determination??? oozing mental fortitude??? Autosport it's time to open up the schools

[sunnydayroleplay]

Say Jean and Joseph is fighting to the death for MC's love. Who would win the fight, Jean or Joseph?

I saw this and I fucking flipped. I blew over. I am in love. I know it's not that big of a deal but HOLY SHIT. TWO ONCE FRIENDS NOW ONE SIDED RIVALS FIGHTING TO THE DEATH OVER THEIR WELL RESPECTED SUNSHINE. OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDD! I know this isn't a fanfic, but everyone lmk if you want it to be one~ We're writing this. Now. Contents Inside: Mentions of Murder/Blood, no gore really I don't go into detail like last time, Heavy emotions, You witnessing god awful action, and so on.

(If you're sensitive to any of these topics, please click off and go check out some other stuff on my blog!)

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Before we start off anything, let me put down the ground rules for this duel to ones demise.

No weapons. Only pure fists and emotion. So Jean cannot kill Joseph with his Colt Python, or Beretta 92S. Yeah, that's right you big tit bitch, freckled face mother fucker. Don't kill him again.

Now, with that one rule settled. Let's get down and dirty.

It's a night, unlike any others. The wind blew just a little harder, the temperature dropped just slightly lower. The moonlight's beautiful glare dimmed for what was about to come.

You sat there, your legs crossed as if you were back in your primary school days, sitting on that colorful carpet on the floor.

You were scared, nervous, you didn't want this to happen, and no matter what you did or said, nothing helped the issue.

(Unless you're into being fought over for, otherwise, have fun getting your rocks off to this shit~)

The boys were face to face, though they didn't say anything, their expressions said it all.

Joseph has the muscle. He's the heavy ammunition in the camp. He has that build, that could overtake anyone "below him" in a fight. He's the man standing behind the other sitting down tapping his fingers mischievously, ready to kill at the snap of a finger.

That being said, I believe Joseph would win the fight for 2 reasons.

Reason 1:

From all the head-cannons, and theories about Jean, we can definitely tell he has firey and passionate hate for Joseph. He hates him.

Not even, he loathes him.

I mean, his jealousy only grew to the point he supposedly killed him. Him murdering Joseph, shooting him cold and hard in the head was all personal.

And due to what he physically looks like, Jean knows he wouldn't beat Joseph in a fight, which brings me to reason 2.

Reason 2:

Jean is the cunning one. He's intelligent, and he knows it. Possibly a narcissist, but we won't know until confirmed. He's clever, he's the man in the camp planning attack and escape routes, planning both A and B at the same time.

There's no doubt about it that Jean would've loved to stab Joseph personally over and over and over close range. But he knew it would be risky, and so he didn't.

Not to mention, of course he would be the one killed instead if it came to it.

That's why he shot him once where he knew that Joseph would be out like that. And he wouldn't get caught.

Now if this were under normal circumstances, I personally think that Joseph wouldn't kill Jean.

Despite his troubles now and in his past, and his physical appearance, he wouldn't work with kids for nothing!

He's just a man trying to better himself. Trying to forget and start over.

He's just a man trying to help others, help young children who are at risk to turn out how he did growing up and have them learn from his mistakes to turn out to be the person he wanted to be in the end.

Joseph truly has changed since the person he was before, and I could go on and on about the topic, but that's for another blog.

Though Joseph has the ability to kill Jean whenever he wants and no fuss, he wouldn't.

Why would he kill the person he loves working with?

Why would he kill the man who has given him such good advice when he was nervous or unsure about something?

He couldn't imagine it.

But he's living it. Right now.

He didn't mind it that Jean had a thing for his sunshine, I mean, you weren't dating anyone after-all. But he was jealous.

Joseph felt how Jean always felt about him for once.

Now details right now seem boring, so I'll do some brief mentions.

Jean struck first.

He knew he wouldn't be able to get any punches in as soon as the fight started, so he might as well get one.

Joseph struck him right in his nose.

He struck him so hard that a mysterious liquid began to come out.

And like that, their fight began.

Hard tumbles, teeth being knocked out, throw downs, punches in the guy.

Quite some time passes. Joseph is looking down upon Jean, just like how Jean always thought he did.

Joseph was the main role in the show they acted in.

He was always the person people talked about.

He was always the person in the interviews.

He was always the person people looked up too.

He was always number one, and Jean was always second.

Jean was second and he hated it.

And he would only die second too.

As Jean lay down on the cold hard ground, he looked up at you.

With all his energy, he let out one last smile, and his final words.

"I....w..ill..always be..h-here..for you, ..my..lo..-"

And just like that his limbs go numb and his voice trails off.

You kneel down, tears in your eyes, and close his eyes for him.

Joseph kneels down beside you, also in an emotional state.

"I-I..I didn't want..Jean..please."

You comfort Joseph, letting him know that " you had no choice".

At least he won your heart.

But was it worth it?

[lesbianbriars]

I finished he has my heart and tries to sell it

god

Genuinely shaking me to my core

Whether that be because I spent all night reading it and haven't slept a wink, or because you, my friend are truly one of the most talented ever after high writers I've come across, cause OH MY GOD I FEEL LIKE I JUST SAT THROUGH A HORROR MOVIE I FEEL LIKE MY OWN HEART IS BEING RIPPED OUT OF MY RIBS GODDDDDDDDDD GODDDDDDDDDDDDD GODDDDDDDDDDDDD GODDDDDDDDDDDDD GODDDDDDDDDDDDD

It's probably both!

YOU'RE WRITING WORK WITH DUCHESS AND SPARROW?!! FUCKING GENIUS!!!!! The descriptions of duchess' inner workings of her mind are so properly miserable and toxic and FUCK I FEEL HER SO FUCKING BAD GODDDDDDD GODDDDDDDDD GODDDDDDDD every single moment with her as a protagonist is so painful, and cruel, whether that be the world against her, or vice versa. And yet, faced with how much shit and- like- DOOMED-NESS OF HER ENTIRE LIFE THAT SHE MUST EXIST WITH, you can't help but sympathize and keep wanting to follow her into the darkest corners of highschool. Fuck. God. God. God. You get her so bad. You get her appeal. God I love her so much, it's eah fic writers like you that never fail to breathe new life into this delicate and wonderful show

AND SPARROW?!!??!??!?? FUCKING SPARROW?!!?!?!!???!??? WHAT A BITCH I LOVE HIM. GOD. FUCK. you nailed every single scene with him, he is so horribly charming, and when I say horribly charming, emphasis on horribly I do not trust him but also, it's like you grabbed me off of the floor of my bedroom and dropped me right in duchess' shoes

You can't seem to get rid of him, but also, you're so painfully lonely and touch starved, and you haven't been given this much close attention by anyone in a long time, it feels like getting rid of him for good would ruin you! And it definitely kinda sorta did for duchess, so!!!!!!!!!

No but seriously, the way you went about sparrow intrigues me so much. I laugh at his mannerisms, I smile with glee when he flirts with duchess. But every single good moment with him is accompanied with a horrible feeling in my stomach. Both because I know how next top villain ends, but also cause of your refreshing characterization for him just..... shows off his charm and general unpleasantness seamlessly. His charm and general unpleasantness go hand in hand. I have no clue how you do it. Maybe it's cause we're taking all this from Duchess' perspective, that no matter how insufferable and soul sucking Sparrow can be, she wouldn't want to spend her time with anyone else. There was nobody else she would rather share her first smoke with. The hate she'll inevitably end up having for him would have a very special place in her heart cause awwhhhhh they're so romantic like that

ENGAGED ME THROUGHOUT. YOU TRULY DID NEXT TOP VILLAIN JUSTICE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE, SOLDIER, NOW GO! AND LIVE YOUR BEST LIFE, ALRIGHT MAN?!??????!? I COULD GO ON FOR LONGER BUT I WANNA SLEEP GNIGHT 😉😉😉😉😉😉😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴

oh my fucking god i am speechless!!!!!!!! i don’t even know what to say just like. holy fuck thank you this was such an insanely sweet and thorough comment i’m genuinely going to treasure it forever. i’m like genuinely so overjoyed that you took all this from it because it’s exactly what i wanted to convey and!!!!! agghshhdhd!!!!!!!! thank you so fucking much!!!!!!

[self-loathing-angel-of-thursday2]

Beautiful Spouse’s Rewatch Thoughts SPN 03x14

Long Distance Call

🎶they’re going to talk to the other side🎶 “that’s my guess anyway”

“That little shaky face thing Jensen did during the demon scene was perfect horror”

🎶drugs and alcohol yeahhyeahh🎶

“Drinking like that at night gives me a headache”

It’s true. Spouse can’t handle his liquor anymore

“Sha33? That sounds like an encryption thing but it’s not”

“oh yeah. Isn’t the person dead but begging the people to kill themselves?”

“Can’t remember what Sha33 stands for. I think I remember this one though? So I can pick up nuance details like the drapes, which are very drape colored”

“Well you didn’t break it hard enough dude”

“like squishing a grape but maybe more like hitting the grape with a tennis racket”

“he’s literally talking with his mouth full”

Pointed out that Dean hasn’t worn John’s jacket for a while

“Even Jensen can make eating with his mouth full look sexy. It just takes my breath away. You know how it is”

“Linda Bateman or Linda Babeman?”


“So when a trucker uses a piss jug, and if they die randomly, and they’re super angry, are they still floating around as spirits too? Are they tied to their piss jug? Am I tied to my piss? If I die angry, will I come back, too? Do all I have to do is piss in a bottle and make it so that if I die, I get to haunt you? Or do I need to add fingernails and stuff, too?”

What in the actual fuck

“Is the guy actually going to run the number?”

Why would you want to jerk off at work? Ew.

‘Idk why they put that in there”

“I feel like if thats going to make it worse to tell the kid that she isn’t crazy, because she’s going to believe her mom now”

“I don’t remember that part”

“If it really is dad, you got a man on the inside and figure out how to get out of your hell deal”

“very 70s divider. Oh maybe 60s. Idk”

“I know they made that cringey on purpose, but it still cringed”

“They had Caller ID back then. I guess that’s the joke”

“oh shit. The demon is here or whatever the fuck”

“Fkn instant messenger, dude”

“Oh my goddddddddd”

“I’ve always as a kid thought it was funny that computers are so expensive and do all of this gene-folding calculations, but we just use them to talk to people.”

“Is Mom going to come out of the computer?”

“How many more until Castiel?”

“No evidence it can’t? That’s very positive way to think of things”

“That’s how these things work, though. Dean gets the call after Sam leaves so of course Dean is going to go somewhere; it’s what he does”

“911 emergency”

“what in the McDonald’s shit is this?”

“that’s the dramatization I’d expect - hundreds vs millions.”

“Simon be fkn dead yo”

“making holy water in a plastic jug”

“He didn’t stop? He would’ve stopped”

“Is it the gross telephone guy after all?”

“that was unfortunate, but that’s what you get for messing with the phone company dill weed”

“nice”

“is he deep-throating this bitch or what?”

“Isn’t there some other creature like the Darkness that eats souls too or something?”

“I want raspberries. All that jelly on the knife makes me want butter bread”

I wish I could convey how much I say “I’m not writing that down” during each episode

“Not much has changed in the last 15 years - we’re even more connected nowadays. It could be worse or better; depends on how you look at it”

“this is going to be a really awkward conversation for dean once he’s done fighting that guy”

“Oh hell yeah brother. Skewer that bitch”

“Splat”

“that’s not a very good answer dean”

“stupid fkn looks”

“Without the extra expressiveness, this show would have sucked so bad”

Jensen really brought Dean to life

“Douche”

“they made up with a beer. It’s fine”

[clover-the-awesomest]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OH MY GODDDDDDDDD THIS UPDATE IS-

G O D IT IS LITERALLY KILLING ME OKAY.

ALRIGHT! I really really wanna write something about this one so sit tight and enjoy ig.

(idk how to add a cut in here so. Deal with empty space.)

Oh and before I forget

@somerandomdudelmao

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Donnie walked along the blue lake for a while, his feet beginning to ache with each tedious step. He kept looking down into the reflection of the lake, looking to find something that he almost felt wasn't even there.

Because, despite all his efforts, after everything he did, after all that time spent awake, Leo wasn't with him. It was strange, to look into his reflection and see himself, because normally when he looked at himself, he saw that stubborn other half of himself. Except now, after all that time wasted, there was no sign of that half. It was just a sad, lonely, empty shell of a turtle. (Hah. Shell of a turtle. Leo would've loved that one.)

Infuriated, Donnie started calling out to his twin, his pace picking up speed. His heart flared and danced and waved around in the air, awaiting a response. His blood pulsed fantastically and his head pounded with vigor, but nothing answered his call. After running and yelling for what felt like forever, Donnie had to stop and wait.

But- But he couldn't just sit there and wait, right? He couldn't stop! No! His twin had to be here, he just had to be, and he was probably suffering right now, and Donnie wasn't doing anything to help, and-

Something bright and warm flickered from underneath the lake's surface.

Godammit, you blue sonuvabitch.

All at once, every emotion that Donnie had repressed for the past week just flared up inside his heart! His blood began to boil with a new kind of anger, his head started pulsing with a ripe confusion, and his body felt soiled from the lack of sleep and the huge amount of adrenaline. His eyes were red and growing puffy as he looked down at the lake, watching as his face slowly faded into something much more familiar.

Words started spilling out of his mouth the second he locked eyes with his twin. Donnie had no idea what he said and didn't really care for that either. And soon, within the blink of an eye, he was reaching out for Leo.

"C-come on... COME ON!!"

Donnie yanked on Leo's scarf, using all his physical and mental strength to pull his blue counterpart towards him!

"Come here, you dumbass!!" Donnie screamed, his throat sore from how loud and raw he was being. Eventually he got a better grip, and finally managed to pull his twin closer to his chest. Just as he did, all those emotions suddenly hit him with full force, almost knocking the genius backwards. "You're coming with me, and it's NOT up for DICUSSION!!"

And just as he said that...

Leo gave him a look of disappointment and anger.

"FUCK YOU DEATH, I'M TAKING HIM!"

Donnie wanted to cry right then and there. He really, really did. But he had a job to do, and he was gonna do it right.

No matter how pissed off his twin may be.

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Thank you for reading that! I'm very very rusty with my writing skills as the past few weeks have been hectic, but I really tried with this one. Hope you enjoyed, and thanks to Cass for hopefully seeing this. (If you are seeing this Cass, your work is astounding and is a huge inspiration of mine <3)

kthxbye-

Part 20!

Is this a dream? Is this Leo's subconscious? Is it a magical limbo for lost souls? Don't ask me, it could be all of them at once.

Part 1

[staliasjeronica]

Riverdale S5 Ep13 Thoughts *Spoilers*

Thoughts under cut to keep the tag clear <3

- Archie having war flashbacks 😭💔

- OH SHIT ERIC BEING IN A TRANCE AND PUNCHING ARCHIE AND ALMOST SHOOTING HIM :(

- Tabitha ❤️ I just know Betty’s going to not listen and get herself into shit because she never thinks things through. However, Betty in that trucker outfit looks so good. YUP predictable.

- Now how the fuck did Cheryl recognize Kevin in that darkness even I could barely see him fashdkfjsah also what the flying fuck Kevin?

- VEGGIE MUAH!!!!!! Though I’m taking Veronica saying “snake” as a Jeronica crumb bc I can

- CHERYL’S OUTFIT HOLY FUCK 🥵🥵🥵

- Now wait wasn’t the last last episode, Cheryl was saying how she didn’t like religion because of her mom am I just dumb what the fuck happened… god can Riverdale do anything other than annoying cults PLEASE

- Whenever Betty “investigates”, the other person always has the better plans God how did Betty become an FBI trainee...

- Wait why are they talking to Fangs, Toni owns the Whyte Wyrm...

- DOGGO 🥺🥺

- VEGAS DIED? NOOOOOO :(((

- “I’m a closer, give me a shot.” The one thing he’s wanted and he’ll get it from Veronica BYE VEGGIE IS SO ❤️❤️❤️

- Fangs ❤️❤️❤️ God he looks so fucking good ugh if only his boyfriend Sweet Pea could come back and date him smh

- Bingo? Archie’s platoon adopted a dog 🥺🥺

- Even though I’m a Jeronica first and foremost, Veggie will probably be endgame and while it sucks they never even TRIED Jeronica or gave them a chance, I won’t be upset.

- Well at least Kevin feels regret for what he did to Fangs. CHERYL DON’T TELL HIM TO GO TO “HIS MAN” NO STOP USING OTHER PEOPLE TO VOICE THE ADVICE YOU’RE MEANING TO USE FOR YOURSELF WITH TONI

- MOOSE’S BEARD… But also that’s so random but ehh better and way more interesting than Kangs tbh

- Veggie working together fucking finally!!!

- Five to fifteen damn Reggie… but fuck yeah taking her dad’s investors we love it! It took long enough for someone to finally go after Hiram like we’ve wanted this since s2

- “Ms. Posh.” WE STANNNNNNNN and again with the eggs yasss

- OMG WAIT VEGGIE IS MATCHING. IT’S THE JERONICA AGENDA

- Why are they acting like Fangs did something wrong 😭😭 you already know you’re not good together?? Just move the fuck on!

- OMG THEEY ALL LOOK SO FUCKING GOOD!!! serpent Alice is back? 👀 Kevin asking about Fangs god let him go please

- “Cardinal Rule, no one goes off with any truckers.” Okay so we know Betty’s going to do just that because she’s dumb af

- God Archie don’t be like Betty and do dumb shit...

- Tabitha owning the stage I know that’s true!! But also does anyone else know that Betty isn’t an FBI agent anymore like that is definitely gonna fuck someone else over

- You know who could be here to help? Sweet Pea.

- Veronica 💞💞💞💞💞💞💞 my wife AND HER HIGH NOTE QUEEN SHIT

- Dark!Barchie so sexy but dumb

- Isn’t it interesting how good it is when Betty investigates

- ngl I thought that was Chic. NO WAY THAT GUY’S DUMB ENOUGH TO HAVE BLOOD ON HIS HANDLE… also see wbk Betty was gonna go against her own rule and do something impulsively stupid.

- this dude really isn’t hiding anything how has he gone this far… first the blood, then talking about how he likes seeing the light leave people’s eyes when they die. Also, how does he get around to kill them like wouldn’t the girl’s see in the mirror? Again stop hitting people and turning your back! Though it’s really unrealistic that they get up after a few seconds.

- This fight is actually entertaining like omg?? But I KNOW Betty’s aim would not be that good but I guess since I’m enjoying this I can let it go.

- Wanna know WHY it’s enjoyable? Because Cole isn’t in this episode and there’s no Bughead whatsoever <3

- BINGO WASN’T A DOG OH MY GOD NOOO 😭😭😭😭 ARCHIE 😭😭😭😭

- GOD BETTY HANDING HIM OVER GIVES YOU THE POLLY ANSWER?? YOU’RE SO DUMB!!! Why does she always have to be so fucking dumb and selfish… like??? Can she ever just think for once

- Why would Kevin be fired for cruising…?

- GOD LET FANGS GO MY GODDDDDDDDD this is why I’m writing a Swangs drabble about this situation where Sweet Pea and Fangs get together

- Yeah Kevin you broke up with Fangs to fix your trauma and problems… to stop cruising… that was the whole fucking point??

- THEY’RE SELLING THE DOGS TO BETTER OWNERS AWW

- Bingo 🥺💞

- Jesus Christ Superstar……………………………. someone sedate me

- OH JUST FRIENDS?! THANK FUCKING GODDDD NO MORE ROMANTIC KANGS!!!!!! FANGS IS FREE!!!!

- WIFE AND KIDS HELLO?? GOD VEGGIE IS SO CUTE

- the cinematography of Archie’s nightmares is so good tho

- ARCHIE WAKING UP TO THE WINDOW OF LIGHT??? BETTY!??!?! BARCHIE?!??! HEELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OH MY GODD

- Archie hallucinating Bingo 🥺😭 “I think I need help too” OMG YES now can we get Veronica

- “You’re in Riverdale” God Betty’s so fucking weird…

[harryfeatgaga]

okay either you or syd posted abt it the other day but ppl rlly do treat harry and other celebs like characters in tv shows out there to entertain them and it's bullshit.

on top of that ppl are getting used to show creators being in touch with the fandoms and tweaking the writing to reflect what the fandom wants or doing what the fandom doesn't want to happen so fans of celebs seem to think if they make their 'distaste' or something in the celebs life loud enough the 'show creators' will get rid of that thing lmao.

like you can tweet abt bolivia being fake and PR all you want they're not gonna suddenly announce 'omg you guys are right! how did you guys figure it out before the season finale??' it's someone's life and they're living it unfortunately they're just super privy to it and feel entitled to more 'content'

OMG I DONT THINK IT WAS ME BUT THIS IS SOOOOOO FUCKING ACCURATE OH MY GODDDDDDDDD HOLY SHIT

[woozi]

the thirst tweets yza 😭😭😭 i cannot. as much as fun this was, we were so close to getting jaebs with cats <//3

headlocking sk 😭😭 DJJDSKSK i would stand there like wonu clapping in the soop, for you <3. it's hindi ( actually it's my 2nd language but i speak in it the most w ppl outside of family djdjdjk ) my mother tongue is almost dwording djdjdkdk </3 i think im last gen who still speaks it, kids these days only know hindi or english.

ALSO!!! the footwork in senses choreo???? i liked it sm <3 yugyeom makes it look so easy to move like that?!?

same jdjdkddk godddd sometimes it takes a month to complete a drama which i like and started on my own will and sometimes it only takes 3 days. it doesn't matter how much i love something if i won't watch it, then I won't watch or consume it at all 💀.

ohhh, i've known jamie as an after school club mc first and singer second. like there was this time i was suddenly obsessed w eric nam's before we begin album i think around that time i first listened to one or two songs of jamie ( it was all spotify's doing jddjks) but then i forgot abt both and went back to listening to my regular ones. honestly i feel like i've gotten to know and appreciate jype artists ( those i know ) more, only after they've changed agencies it could just be me or my timing tho djdjdjh. have you listened to hanbin's solo album? honestly it's been no.1 album from 1st half of 2021 for me. i was not even looking forward to it or even knew djdjsk but i'm so glad i did i really like the songs & lyrics.

almost whatever jackson has released after mirrors has been to my taste leaving few bsides here and there. i love lmly <3 idk why for some reason i tend to mix pretty please and lmly up a lot djdjsk maybe it's bc of white tee and jeans. both mvs concept and songs are fantastic but if i have to pick one w/ mv & only considering the song, i do love lmly a little bit more then pretty please. wbu? <3

mark kept saying ' when we go back ' during the live so i got more confused each time, went on twt and got to know djdjdk. twt list of both svt & got7 of update accounts is like my newspaper, in free time i open it to see what is going on, sometimes jdjddk.

and of course i know abt woozi's cover <3 i've listened to it a lot jdjdksk he's so <//3

i could listen to his voice all day.

there is one cover of 10 cm hoshi dropped last year i like it sm <3 it made me so happy!!, around that i was obsessed with some of 10 cm's songs. help is one of my most favorite.

i really really wish for dokyeom to cover more day6 songs or just any songs </3 would really appreciate one from mr. joshu_acoustic too 😿.

did you see the way dokyeom woke up with a smile on his face in 5th in the sopp ep <//3 he's so precious 😭 (i'll try to link next time idk links go through asks tho djjddj sometimes tumblr eats it up). i don't even know what a smile is for first 2 hours after i've woken up. also i think i like this (sk coming and karaoke one - 5th) ep a lil more bc of that half minute of singer cheol it served us. i need him to sing more omg <//3

the soop song tho it's so sweet 😭💕. i love love how they brainstorm and make songs it's such an interesting process. i love what going seventeen is now but i miss watching the song making & recording process (even rho they do show it in inse after cb but jdjdks). the one where they made gose song, recorded it and made choreo/mv i love. it's still remains as one of my most favorite ep. they compose & write songs so smoothly & make it look so effortless <3

thank you for letting me ramble abt silly little things and responding to them, yza <3 love hanging out w/ you. i hope you're also having fun djjddj (i'll try to keep these short fr 😭 djdkdk i feel a bit bad for making you read so much nonsense :3)

take care of yourself, yza <3 sending good week wishes. - 🪂🪂🪂

I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT TO SEE JAEBEOM READ THIRST TWEETS BEFORE MY VERY EYES WHICH ALTERNATE AU IS THIS 😭

also mood tbh we could've gotten something like jacks' puppy vid </3

LIKE WONU CLAPPING FJKDJKFDJFD in true infj fashion <3 wait naurr that's so sad </3 do they not teach it in schools?

ALSO YES OH MY GODDDDDDDDD house king show us ur fancy moves <3 as a fellow dancer i am throwing him my shoe rn <3 also i literally have never seen smth like this in kpop how did people fucking sleep on this icb it..

I FULLY RELATE HELLO????????????????? what dramas have u been watching? and which genres are u into? <3 i also just finished vincenzo today it was so good 😭 took me like.. a week, i think (?), though bc svt has SO MUCH content and i dont like being behind on svt shit esp bc i also run an update blog lmaooo 😭

WAIT I FORGOT SHE ALSO DID EMCEEING 😭 she's such a fun person </3 AND ERIC NAM FDKJDFJK i have one-sided beef w him lmao when he was still new to the scene he would reply to everyone's @s but he never replied to me so i felt v .. </3 (also this is what.. 13 year old me speaking so this def does not reflect how i feel abt him now JKJKFJKDFF) i also get that </3 i feel like jype doesn't manage them well (i dont know shit behind the scenes and shit abt the industry in-depth but u know... it Kind Of Shows esp w how the artists themselves speak abt the agency lol). and i have not!! i am truly a svtpoppie 😭 i will though bc u recommended it to me <3 i also have been seeing him frequently on tiktok lol, ALSO BC OF LEE HI!!

honestly i haven't been keeping up w his albums anymore just the title tracks so i cant say much 😭 i also def prefer lmly over pretty please i was actually obsessed w it for a while!! i love jackson's vision so much though, the cinematography is EVERYTHING

literally reading abt what our boys have been up to like reading the morning paper KJDSFKJDSJKSJKD

V GOOD FOR U TO HAVE COME ACROSS THE COVER... I JUST DISCOVERED IT BY ACCIDENT 😭 also i have to agree although i definitely do not want to admit that i am more than willing to listen to some man sing to me all day 😭😭😭😭😭 jihoon's voice is just... different to me for some reason. i have a hard time picking between him & seokmin tbh </3 hbu, who's ur fave svt vocalist?

ALSO YES THAT WAS SO CUTE OF HIM!! AND V ON BRAND TOO </3 the way u listen to 10cm..... im giving u an award rn <3 im guessing you listen to k-indie too?

DK THOUGH... I'M VERY MUCH WILLING TO ADMIT THAT I'D LISTEN TO HIM ALL DAY.... something about him... AND NOT THE JOSHU_ACOUSTIC FJDJFDJKFD 😭😭😭 i hate his username so much- why... WHY...

I DID!!!!!!!!! and i was so surprised too bc.. who wakes up smiling?????? what'd he dream of???????????? he's such a happy person i cant imagine what thats like 😭 the first thing i do when i wake up is make the >:| face JFJKFDKJFD also oh my god i just read that you're experiencing the same thing 😭😭 bestie trait!! KJJKFDKJFD ALSO YOU COULDN'T BE MORE RIGHT?????????? im always campaigning for vocalist coups im SOOO glad u feel the same way <3 his voice is just so comforting to me </3 idk i just really like his timbre

and v true omg i'm always fascinated to see how they actually work all this out!! the bts recording/choreo making vids are also my favorite gfkjdfkjdfj HOW ARE WE SO SIMILAR WE MIGHT AS WELL BE THE SAME PERSON 😭also jihoon in that gose behind vid........... in universe factory............... i still think about that Look from time to time... 😭this is also why i respect the boys sm tbh. everyone in the industry undeniably works so hard but to actually get this much creative freedom and to basically lead the group and their direction music and performance-wise is so insane to me... no wonder jihoon's always in his studio. i couldnt be happier that they get to live off of doing what they like im also so so proud of them they must work so hard <3 esp w all the content they're giving us.. icb it's always like this in caratland im so used to being an ahgase that gets like.... 1 cb a year😭

AND NOOO OMG DON'T BE SORRY I REALLY LOOOVE GETTING UR MESSAGES </3 and i love how lengthy they are makes me feel like ur just not making small talk (i hate small talk sm 😭) and that you're actually interested <3 i genuinely love bonding w u through these little asks i can never thank u enough for sending them <3 i hope ur having a lovely week as well!! u can always talk to me even if it's not kpop related and u just want to talk abt life or when u need some cheering up <3

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What You Like-- White Day Speical

Hope this makes up for the lack of Valentine’s Post :) 

Thanks go to @keichanz​ for her fic “Selfie” that inspired parts of my fic

@lemonlushff​ @clearwillow​ for hosting White Day!

@dangerouspompadour​ @akitokihojo​ @bearpluscat​ @kaze-ranna​ @xfangheartx​ @sarah-writes-stories​

Enjoyyyyyyy

She awoke with a start. It wasn’t the first time this had happened since she moved out of her family’s shrine. It had only been a month maybe since it had become a permanent move. She got a nearby one-bedroom apartment; she needed her own escape—she meant place! She gathered her surroundings and realized she was completely alone… like usual… until she noticed the sound of running water…

What. The. Fuck. Happened???!? She remembered she hit the sauce pretty hard last night. Last night marked four of the longest years of her life. Four long years without her friends from the other side of the well. Four years without the love of her life. Four years of pure misery… Ugh her head was going to split in two from her careless actions or probably the worst hangover she had ever had…

Since her quick departure from the Feudal Era four years ago, she couldn’t shake her rampant and monstrous dreams. They caused her frequent disruptions throughout the night and drove the need for alcohol (well, to be honest, that wasn’t the only reason for her to start drinking). College had been not the best experience—especially when she had to share a room with a roommate. She knew her dorm mate didn’t care for her; in-regards-to: well-being, modesty, or just all around courtesy. She often had a pillow (sometimes heavier objects) thrown at her if she was screaming or crying in her sleep to wake her up, had her food ate without permission, or had her privacy violated…But the worst thing was—her roommate was what one would have referred to as ‘loose’. And by that, she didn’t care that she entertained men. No, she understood. Your body, your rules. Kagome didn’t care about what or who she did that with… She did, however, care her roommate did it when she was in the same freaking room!!!!

She often had to find refuge in Yuka and Eri’s room. Ayumi had decided to travel abroad her year having taken extended courses in high school of German to prepare her. But their second year, the four of them got a suite style apartment and things worked out better. But the nightmares never faded. She started to sleep with a nightlight, kept her bow close, started drinking before bed... Her friends felt for her, but they had their own lives, their own boyfriends.  They still hadn’t heard the full story of what happened to Inuyasha… They just knew he was gone. They tried to reset her up a couple times with Hojo… But she refused when she knew it was a date-like-thing. She was determined to always wait for Inuyasha to find her. He always found her… He would always come for her…

She could have started screaming because not only did she hear the shower running, but she looked down at herself and she was FUCKING NAKED.  And she was extremely sore down there. FUCK. DAMNIT ALL. UGH. Tears started to form in the corners of her eyes from her own stupidity… Four long years of not ever having a boyfriend, no random make-out sessions or anything… and she lost it on a night she blacked out… Actually, she could kind of visual some of what happened, so not completely blacked out, just some parts were missing… Think! Think how did I let this happen!?!?

 She had been out with the girls and their boyfriends. She didn’t have to work, for once, on the weekend in the Emergency room. She usually was always worked weekend shifts with her being so new and willing—because obviously she didn’t have anything else to do. No boyfriend. She avoided home because of the reminders of her past, didn’t want to be alone in her new apartment... An excuse to avoid people in general… But when her friends called her, she reluctantly agreed as she hadn’t been out with them since graduation…basically a full month ago… whoops…

They had bought her shots all evening and kept trying to get her to make a move on Hojo because they knew she was upset about this was year number four without Inuyasha. They were at the newest club down the street from her apartment. They’d made her wear a black pencil skirt and a forest green sleeveless tank, sheer, but she insisted she had a black camisole underneath so no one could see anything inappropriate. She had been nicknamed the prude of the group. She didn’t care though. She didn’t care what anybody thought. She would stay a virgin her whole life if she had to. She would wait for him… Her friends assumed she was just nervous… Pfffft. Don’t get her wrong, she pleasured herself enough at home, but no one excited her. No one sang her that sweet erotic song like the owner of those amber eyes had. Call her prude, nervous about the idea of someone down there, whatever—bottom line was she wasn’t easy. She refused to just sleep with someone who didn’t even appeal to her. Maybe if someone had come along that inspired those feelings… Those wants… But no, no one had. Ever. There was no one who made her feel like that. She was doomed to become the crazy cat lady who fucked herself with her fingers.

But she also reluctantly, refused to give up hope. She could have decided just to more or less poison herself with shot after shot and pray Hojo would finally look okay enough to just ‘bang it out’. But no. Barf. Nope. Sorry, he had been the most boring person she had met. She’d prefer Koga. Koga. Even then, if Koga appeared right there in front of her, she’d still say no. Because it wasn’t him. Still didn’t have that beautiful silver hair that fell to his waist, those sexy little triangles that sat on top of his head, furrowing dark brows, sultry smirk…

After she lost count of shots, she snuck away and paid her tab. She didn’t really remember signing her name or how much she tipped, but that was neither here nor there. She made enough to support herself, her habits, and then some. She dipped out before her friends tried to get her to dance with Hojo. Nothing had ever turned her off less than them dancing together. She’d prefer to dance with her brother. Ok, she admitted, that was kind of crass, but still—that’s what she equated a dance with Hojo with; like her brother trying to make move on her. Barf. Hojo had just become that constant reminder to her how boring her life had become once she returned from the Feudal Era. A reminder of what she really wanted… Oh Gods, she thought she was going to be sick. Nope. Nope. She needed to make it to the apartment.

She walked noisily up the stairs. Staggering around and laughing at herself, she knew she looked like a drunken idiot. The only person who she knew who lived here was Jiro, her across the hall neighbor. She didn’t mind him. He was okay looking. He had black hair, kinda longer than most but wore it in that trending man-bun. He had bright blue eyes. Brighter than Miroku’s. It was weird because he looked similar to her old friend... But he was nice and not at all handsy. He listened to some of her college stories. Listened to her cry. Watched movies with her as she passed out from her drinking too much in an evening. He was nice guy. He never took advantage. But it probably did help she made it clear nothing would EVER happen.

She finally got to the fifth floor (the thought occurred to her why hadn’t she taken the elevator? Oh yea, she couldn’t figure out the buttons hahahaha). And he was standing there. She had to be crazy. It wasn’t him. Demons were gone. They hadn’t been around in ages. She searched, researched, tried to find any clue that they could be around. That he could be around… That they’d just gone into hiding… Nothing… She clearly was delusional at that point. Drunk. Yea, definitely that. She had what… four shots bought for her? No, probably like six…eight? Not including the two drinks she had herself?

But this was the first time she felt like she could actually sense him. His demonic aura… She hadn’t given up all her hopes yet. But she resigned herself and just smiled sadly thinking her mind was playing tricks on her though; it was their four year anniversary of being separated after all.

“Heyyyyy… Why you up so late, Jirooooooo?” She sang drunkenly.

His face changed from sheer awe to confusion. His head titled as she approached him stumbling in her heals. As she watched his ears twitch, wow she had a very active imagination, she tripped and gasped but his arms caught her easily. She giggled and hiccupped turning up to face him.

“Opps, sorry ‘bout that! Probably had like, four too many tonight…I blame the girls though. They bought more than half, said stuff about ‘no pity party’ or sumthin’…” she felt her face heat as his hands didn’t move away nor did he say anything… probably just thought she was being crazy and had been helpless like usual when she was absorbed in her bad influences. She turned away from his chest to the purse in her hands to grab her keys but unfortunately spilled the entire contents onto the floor with only her keys and purse intact.

“Ugh *hiccup*darnnnnnnnn! Jiro, lemme go, I need to pick all this up and climb into bed,” she slurred.

He still didn’t release her and was breathing unsteadily. What had gotten into him? “You’re acting all weird ‘n stuff Jiro, everythin’ ok? I’d ask if you wanna talk but it’s late and I’m pretty sure I’m not gonna remember at this *hiccup* point,” she drowsily turned to face him.

Goddddddddd[AR1] [AR2] . That FACE was still staring back at her with those amber eyes, silver hair, fluffy ears, dark brows, tan skin…

“Uhm… Jiro? I know this sounds kinda crazy… but—you have a different face on ya. For real, I need to go to bed. I’m losin’ my mind.”

“Whose face do I have, Ka-Go-Me?”

Her eyes widen and her breath hitched. She swallowed uneasily. That…that voice… Maybe this was a sign—she should just give into her needs and just fuck this dude already that now took on Inuyasha’s form. For whatever reason, the universe, the Gods, her imagination were finally making her see, hear, smell, and touch “Inuyasha” again… She had refused to entertain those ideas anyway just in case Inuyasha did manage to come along… Well not just because that. The attraction thing was huge. But she hoped if he had lived 500+ years he didn’t wait for her… She just knew his sense of smell would put him off if she fooled around with someone not special to her, but he could probably forgive her for not waiting... Wait—was that why she didn’t find any one attractive? For the off chance he finalllllllllly appeared, he would smell her? What was she saying? Thinking? God, all her thoughts were jumbled. She didn’t need to play counselor to herself right then. Maybe she should’ve just stopped waiting… He was gone… This wasn’t him. No, she couldn’t allow her heart to be shattered again…

“Wh—uhm—” she cleared her throat, blushed having heard her name said like that. It’d been since she started traveling with Inuyasha since her name was pronounced like that. She was beyond flustered. “Ji-Jiro uhm, it’s late, I may be drunk but—but—I’m waiting for someone. If you know what I *hiccup* mean. Go home,” she said flailing her arms towards his apartment.

His eyes softened, “Who are you waiting for?”

He had been acting so weird and clingy! So unusual for him. He would have usually just leave her, let her stumble—he respected her independence. Even though sometimes in the morning she wondered whyyyyyyyy he would have left her in the state she was in. But he remained steadfast—his arms still around her. She figured he could come in for bit… He was always respective… He wouldn’t have tried anything… Grabbing her keys she leaned forward against his chest, resting her head on his shoulder—had he gotten taller?—reaching around him and put them in the door and twisted. Even with heals, she probably would’ve been able to meet his head… He wasn’t that tall… Who knows, she was obliterated. What was she thinking about anyway? His arms slightly increased their pressure around her, and she swore he took a giant whiff of her hair.

“Well come on in; I probably can’t walk anyway without you’re help. The girls thought it’d be ‘sexy’ to wear these disastrous shoes… but I’ll tell you a story Jiro *hiccup*. About the man I fell in love with…that one’s new right? I know I’ve been refusing to share, but I’m probably numb enough to share tonight.”

He bent slightly and picked her up bridal style causing her to shriek a little in startlement and her to wrap her arms around his neck. Wow, his hair was really that long? She wove her fingers through it… Jiro’s hair isn’t this long, there’s no way I’m that creative with my imagination… Nope—nope don’t let your hopes get raised. You’re just crazy. Crazy. Yep. He paused at her ministrations looking down at her as she turned back to face him… Her heart was racing… She swore she saw him eye her lips and lick his briefly but then placed her on the couch gently before turning away. She immediately missed the intimate contact. He returned to the door and picked up all her things from the floor outside putting them back in the bag for her. Dude, he was such a nice guy. She felt bad to burden him with her problems…

He closed the door behind him and stopped midstride having caught an eye of a picture she had by the front door. The picture of her and Inuyasha taking a selfie in the feudal era. Where she was encompassed between his legs smiling radiantly into the camera and he had his handsome cocky smirk on his face. She giggled drawing his attention back towards her.

“That’s the guy you look like right now. Liquor is a cruel bitch like that, I guess. His name is…was… Inuyasha… I met him when I was fifteen… We uh… knew each other for three years. He was in love with someone else, for a while there… but I couldn’t stop how I felt. If anything, the love I had for him just grew stronger. We had so many moments I really thought, ‘he feels the same’… Like one time he made me cold medicine, he had told me he was scared to lose me but that he needed me by his side, different battles, uh, things happened to have those words fall from his stubborn crass mouth, but he’d also give my his haori even if it meant he’d be more vulnerable… Kisses on the cheek…Temple… A couple on the…” she lightly touched her lips remembering the sensation. “I was eighteen when we got separated by time, literally, and I’ve been searching for him since. Today made four years...FOUR. Can you believe that?? But I’m still lookin’. Even though I don’t think I’ll ever find him… I-I…”

He came and sat by her and looked at her worriedly.

“I’m not crazy—not some childish girl lovesick on some crush she had in high school! I love him! It was real! I’ll find him! I’ll prove everyone and even myself wrong! He can’t be gone! He-he can’t…H-he always has come for me…I-I can’t give up on him,” she started crying. Sobbing actually. Hysterically. How embarrassing. God she was pathetic; she’d been so good about keeping her secrets about her broken heart. Her resistance to move on. Her lack of enthusiasm of seeing the people she still had in life. She always just cried and said she didn’t want to talk about it… Jiro never had pried further. But she apparently lost her last shred of dignity and bawled like a child. “You should leave. Please, don’t judge me. Please! I-I can’t lose you as a friend. I lost all my closest friends then too…The ones that mattered. I-I just miss him so much!”

He grabbed her hands from her face and looked into her eyes with those beautiful rich golden eyes…

“Kagome…It is me…I-I’m not Jiro. You aren’t seeing things—it really is me.”

She stared at him disbelievingly. “It-It can’t be…”

“It is though, Kagome. You’re not just seeing things. I’m here! I’m real,” he steered her hands to his ears. Oh God, she swore he started purring as she massaged them.

“It—I—this isn’t possible…”

“I’m sorry it took so long for me to get to you. I tried to find you but the first time I came by you had left for college… I should have just told your mom who I was when I came by, but I didn’t want to distract you from your future or what you wanted… You were still so young and I wanted to give you time to grow still… The next time she said you had gotten a job at a hospital nearby, but you didn’t come by often. She was reluctant to tell me where you live, and I couldn’t blame her for wanting to protect your privacy—but I actually got a call from Jiro before I could actually tell her who I was while I was with her. He was certain it was you. I told her I was a friend of yours and swore everything would make sense after I talked to you… I-I just wanted to make sure you still wanted to see me. To be in my life before I said anything to her, I just had to see you… I came here and I-I found…” he trailed off. This had happened earlier that very day… He had just left her mom’s house and came here. She had unpacked those pictures since she had the time and Jiro came by and had lunch with her. Her mom had called her three times while she was out… and she stupidly ignored all three. He had waited here for her for hours... And found her stumbling up the stairs laughing to herself drunk as fucking skunk. Nope! He wasn’t real! No God was that cruel. He was for sure an illusion.

“No, no, no, no, noooooo….P-Prove it! Prove to me, you are who you say you are then; prove you’re real,” that extra hiccup at the end made her realize how unserious she sounded—but she thought she sounded pretty desperate at least.

He slightly cringed but appeared to be willing to play her little game, “Ok… ask me anything you’d think I wouldn’t be honest about…anything you want…”

“Mk fine I will! *Hiccup* How did we meet?”

He got up and got her a glass of water and returned handing it to her, “You broke the seal on me. The one Kikyo placed…You broke the arrow, and I attacked you for the jewel. The subjugation beads were placed on me and we began to travel together after you shattered the jewel.”

“What about, how did I get back and forth?”

“The stupid fucking well…You came and went to be with your family and for those stupid tests at school…I should’ve smashed that thing when I had the chance before it separated us.”

She blinked… It couldn’t be… There was no way…

“Ki-kyo…” she said brokenly hoping he would know what she was asking.

“Sigh…I know we never really addressed this. Hopefully this will be enough. I loved Kikyo. We both sought each other out on loneliness. The problem was, we didn’t trust each other. She didn’t trust me because of my demonic heritage. She wanted me to become human using the jewel… I hesitated because I wasn’t sure that was something I wanted. But she said as long as the jewel existed, she could only be a shrine maiden. A priestess. She wanted to be ordinary—in order to be a normal woman with a normal life, the jewel had to be used... I agreed, because I was done being alone, and couldn’t take it if she wouldn’t be with me if I was a half-demon… but in the end I didn’t trust her to believe she wouldn’t try to kill me. After all, I was a dirty half-breed. Then I met you; you taught me to trust, work with others, befriend others… care about other people…

“When she was resurrected, I had already started to fall for you. We were beneath that tree in the village when I tried to kiss you and you pushed me away. But with Kikyo back among the living so shortly after that, my duty to avenge her, save her from the person she had become… it was too much. I couldn’t stop myself from falling for you, but I refused to let you know. Because I was stupid, stubborn, afraid you didn’t feel the same. Even once I did hear that you did love me, the idea that anyone I loved died, it drove me away from you… It didn’t stop the little moments between us. I-I couldn’t help it. Knowing you actually did love me… I just—I wanted to wait until it was all over before we could actually figure out what was between us.

“Kikyo will always be my first love; but Kagome, you had always and will always have my heart.” He took her hand and placed it on his chest. Oh Gods… this—this—

“Th-that picture…” she continued. She had to hear more.

“You brought your cell phone back one time and you took pictures with all of us… So that you had something to remember us by just in case…We were awake after the others fell asleep… I asked you for another one to be shot because the other one we had taken before wasn’t good enough. I wanted… I made you believe it was something you wanted, a better picture with just us… We took a couple. The last one I surprised you and kissed you.”

She swallowed. She knew she was going to start crying again. Stupid drunken images. He couldn’t have been real. But it reallllllly seemed like he was. She didn’t normally see him when she was wasted... Even though she really wanted to. She thought it would numb her pain. Make her forget. But there he was—right there in front of her. On her navy couch. Red button-down shirt, grey suit pants, long silver locks uncut, blazing amber eyes… Oh Gods… this wasn’t real… She wouldn’t allow her hopes to be raised. They had been shattered so soooo many times, she couldn’t allow herself to allow the deception in.  

“Where did you find me after the final battle?”

“In the jewel…”

“And we…”

He grabbed her face and kissed her softly which made her melt into his body. She finally let herself go. Who cared? No one could or even would blame her. Even if it wasn’t Inuyasha, she had proved her loyalty to him and then some. She climbed into his lap and wrapped her arms around his neck and tried to pull him as close to her as humanly possible. His hands found themselves on her hips. She felt it. They were both hungry. Hot. Aroused. Needy.

He still smelled of pinewood, forest, musk. God, she had butterflies swirling in her stomach, heat spreading to her lower regions. If this was a dream, an illusion, or just a drunken image, she couldn’t have stopped it even if she wanted to. She needed him. Or whatever he was. Right then. Right there. She shifted and started to slowly grind on his hips, moaning all the while she started to unbutton his red shirt... His hands found hers and he pulled away. She whimpered loudly in disappointment.

“Kagome—God—You don’t know what this means to me. Seeing you, finding you again… But—but you’re drunk. You’re not thinking clearly.”

“Don’t care,” she tried to start kissing him again only for him to have kept her still.

“I’m not going to take advantage of you like this. We just found each other again. I—I can’t—”

“Inuyasha—it’s been four years for me, five-hundred-four for you…Just—shut up” she plunged forward and finally was able to recapture his mouth and he seemingly reluctantly resumed kissing her. Her hands started their handy work again until she shoved off his shirt down his fucking ripplin’ muscles. God, he was more built than he had been before. She swore she could have cum just from the sensation of her fingers touching his warm god-like body, or even having kissed him and him kiss her back in such fervor probably only they could have ever knew.

She moaned as she kept rubbing herself against his very present hardened length. Her skirt was basically no longer a skirt as it was so pushed up exposing her heat. She felt bad knowing that his pants probably were just as wet as her panties. If this was a fantasy she had conjured up, whew boy was it an amazing one. But each kiss, each brush of their tongues, each moan, growl, pant had begun to break down her walls to let her start believing it was reality. He was groaning but clearly hadn’t lost himself completely yet. If this was a dream, she wouldn’t have had that! He was going to fully enjoy this just as much as she planned to. It just then it became a plan of how to get him to unwind.

She moved from his lips, which did cause her to whine a bit but kissing her way down his jaw to his shoulder, to his pecks, Godddddddd. She was beyond wet. She was so horny it was unbelievable. She had never felt like that with anyone. She needed him more than she needed air. But he clearly refused to undress her or be an active participant aside from kissing her. Fine; she admitted she was drunk. But she didn’t care. She maybe would have regretted this in the morning, but the alcohol was definitely convincing her to not give a shit right then.  If this truly was Inuyasha, she would have zero regrets… She dropped to the ground between his legs and laughed. Which in turn caused her to hiccup making her only laugh harder.

She turned her eyes back to his face who was flushed but gazed down at her with concern.

“I waited for you, ya know? I couldn’t find anyone who was even half the man you are…I’ve never done…anything…” she trailed off while her hands moved along his thighs which caused his muscles to tighten and forced him to let out a low groan. She reached his button and unbuttoned while she maintained eye contact. She then pulled down the zipper. Slowly. Teasingly. Testing.

“Ka-Kagome—”

“Sh, sh, shhhhh. I’m going to prove this isn’t just about me…Inuyasha…I need this for myself too…Please…” Her skipped a beat when she uttered his name. She tugged down his pants to which he seemed hesitant but still willing complied to her nonverbal commands.

After a long look into his unsure hazy eyes, she turned to look at his twitching hardened cock. This had to be real. Even her imagination couldn’t have made this kind of thing up—the details were so…explicit. Mouthwatering. They made her body burn with excitement. She slowly wrapped her fingers delicately around it and stroked up gently. He jumped and growled. Mmmmm how she missed that sound.

She bent forward and took him in her mouth. His hands shot out to her shoulder and he tried to push her off; but she clenched one hand onto his bare thigh to steady herself and reassure him. Her other remained stroking in time with her taking him as deep as she could in her mouth, covering what she couldn’t contain. Clearly his resolve was weak enough at that point as it kept him from completely over-powering her. Or her fantasy she was stronger. Whatever it was.

He started panting and moved his hands into her hair, but he did not push her down or try to control the speed. It was like he just enjoyed having her tresses in his hands, between his fingers—she didn’t mind either. The sensations only added to her desires. He still rumbled through his gasped breaths, deep from his chest. She felt him twitch in her mouth and his grip tightened as he tried to pull her away but she held firm; she swirled her tongue around the tip, softly grazing him as she would bob up with her teeth and then encase him with her tongue on way the back down. She wanted to know how he tasted or wondered what her imagination would dream up. She was determined to keep going no matter how fucked up she would feel tomorrow. She had to know if in that very moment he was real…

“Kagome—I’m gonna—" She looked up at him and it caused him to hold his breath. His flushed face, tremoring body, God, she started praying to all the Gods she hadn’t spoken to in years that this wasn’t a dream or some drunken made up illusion.

He howled when he released, and she drank him up like she was parched and stuck in the desert, unsure when she would see water again… He was her savior. Her light. Those golden eyes bore into her own chocolate orbs heating her like she was laying on the beach in the middle of summer. She pulled back once she felt him stop pouring into her mouth and remained kneeling.

He grabbed her by her upper arms and drug her back up to him and kissed her hard. His tongue pushed back her lips and she let him taste himself in her mouth. He growled in approval and embraced her hard. He pulled back for them to catch their respective breaths again and locked eyes with her before he kissed her forehead gently.

“Kagome… I-“

“Inuyasha… Please…”

“Grrrr, you’re still the same stubborn wench from five-hundred years ago.”

“Hehehehe, you can say that. Please, I just… I want to believe you’re real… That you’re really here… Please…” she implored stroking her hand on his cheek.

He leaned into her hand sighing. He was still holding back. For whatever he was, real, fake, in between, he was uneasily wavered. Her hand moved subconsciously to his ear where she started kneading it in her finger. He more or less purred (she would never tell him that if he had been real) and kissed her again. She melted in his arms as he picked her up letting her wrap her legs around his bare waist and was carried to the bedroom. She actually didn’t remember that very clearly, she was still in a drunken haze, and only felt she was becoming more intoxicated by that man’s tongue working every angle of her mouth while her own grazed his sharp fangs. Was it possible to get high on this feeling? If so, she was.

He sat her on the bed and moved to unbutton her top but, yet AGAIN, paused. She exhaled irritably and earned a chuckle in addition to the resumption of his fingers delicately unbuttoning her top. She released his shoulders so he could push her top down her arms. She pulled her own camisole over her head and unzipped her skirt letting it fall loosely to her bottom and legs. She sat in just her under garments—lustful eyes set on him. Pleading. Begging for his touch. He slowly cupped her breast which caused a very unexpected sound to escape her own mouth. His mouth moved to her neck and his tongue laved its way to her shoulder.

Her walls were almost broken at that moment. This was a million times better than any fantasy she had dreamed up. She couldn’t have controlled her panting or her withering body at his ministrations even if she had tried to. Her images started to get harder to remember from the night before. Ughhhh noooooo! Keep thinking stupid!!!!

Her bra came off, did she take it off? Or him?

She remembered lifting up her hips for him to pull down her skirt while his mouth suckled on her nipples. That wet hot mouth on her breast made her mewl loudly. She was putty in his hands. Her underwear met an unfortunate fate, while she didn’t see them being removed, she heard a very distinct tear and the sensation of lace went missing…

She had been lying flat on her back as he crawled above her; he took her lips in her gently and lovingly. She wrapped her arms around his shoulders and lightly brushed her fingers over his back and then threaded her fingers in long silver hair. He pulled away and started to trail his way back down her body, nipping, licking, kissing, hands brushing against every surface his face passed.

Fire. She was on fire. She was desperate for her release. She had never been so achy in her life. She was brokenly saying his name over and over pleading for him to understand what she wanted when she felt his tongue lick between her folds against her core.

She wailed and locked her hands on his head. Pressing him, if possible, further into her. His pace was torturous. She could tell he was learning her smell and taste all over again. She heard him mumble about how amazing she smelled and he had so many dreams about tasting her—none of which stacked up to that moment.

“Please Inuyasha… Pleaseeeee…”

That was what broke him—he began to set a better, fast rhythm. He used one hand to keep her hips steady (which she hadn’t been aware they were apparently out of control) and the other had started pumping a digit in and out of her. She had already been spoiled. She could never go back to her own fingers. No. Never. They would never stack up.

She was sooooooo close. The coil in belly was pulled tight. She wasn’t even sure if she had been panting or breathless at this point. She remembered trying to buck her hips in time with his fingers (wait, he added some??) but he still held her hips still. But the moment his mouth clamped down on her nub she was gone. Literally and figuratively. That was it.

 The shower turned off and she heard the sound a towel being wrapped… She was scared. She figured she might as well check herself into a mental institution… That or AA. She knew she had issues. She shivered in revulsion pulling the cover up to her breasts and closed her eyes when the bathroom door opened in the hallway.

“Kagome?”

Th-that voice… She dared peek and… it really was him. He was standing there, wrapped in a towel hanging from his hips, hair dripping from the shower, concerned eyes on her. She threw the sheet off, stumbled out of bed, and jumped to embrace him. He caught her easily and held her close as she sobbed into his chest brokenly weeping his name. He started to stroke her hair then picked up her and carried her back to the bed. They remained like that for some time until she finally calmed down.

“I-I’m sorry, Kagome.”

“What?” she asked as she lifted her head from his chest.

“I said I’m sorry… I… I took advantage of you…” his ears were flat on his head and he trembled slightly.

“Inuyasha, what do you mean?”

“I let you talk me into going further than I had planned on. I knew you were drunk and I tried to stop, I tried to stop you, but you were so persistent and I—I missed you so much, your scent was driving my instincts wild and—”

“Inuyasha,” she pressed a hand to cup his cheek which he leaned into. “I wasn’t—I didn’t—uhm…honestly I’m embarrassed to say I don’t remember everything from last night. But I know you wouldn’t have taken advantage of me. I actually have never been with anyone before and the fact I was so desperate in the parts I do remember, I’m not surprised I made us have sex,” he opened his mouth but she pressed a finger to it. “Wait, I want to finish. The parts I do remember I know you made me feel alive, for the first time in years. Just like when we traveled together. I’m not sorry last night happened. I love you so much, Inuyasha. I always wanted to be with you. I had been waiting for you, trying to find you since the well closed. I-I just hope… you’d be willing to do it again while I am sober and that I didn’t ruin our chances at that...”

He nipped her finger lightly and she squeaked and pulled it back blushing like mad. “I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but…” she braced herself for him to tell her he regretted last night and that there would be no repeat. She couldn’t have said she would have blamed him. She had been stupid. She shouldn’t have been that drunk. She was seriously going to start a sober streak after today. Hopefully she could win him back…

“We actually didn’t have sex.” She blinked. Twice. Did she hear that right? They…did not? But why was…

“Why don’t you tell me what the last thing you remember, Kagome.”

“Uhm… you-you had just finished, uhm—” she blushed like mad, just remembering what his tongue had made her feel heated her up. She noticed he stiffened beneath her, sniffing the air, and he growled sexily. She tried to swallow but before she could, he had her pinned underneath him, lips pressed to hers hotly. She moaned from the contact and let his tongue enter her mouth while she used hers to reacquaint herself with those fangs. He pulled away and started kissing down her jaw rumbling deep in his chest as she struggled to breathe. Her body was in flames. Clearly, she was always going to burn with him. She was so hot, so needy, she had never wanted anything more than his mouth to go lower. She wanted to jump into the flames with him.

“Let me—refresh—your memory—Ka—Go—Me,” he said brokenly as he kissed all down her chest and took her nipple in his mouth. She mewled, gasped, moaned, she had no control her body or the sounds it produced for him. The alcohol had not been a source of fuel—her body and mind apparently craved him so much that any touch would send her over the edge. But she had zero cares about being so wanton because it seemed like it just egged him on more. She arched herself into his mouth and massaged his ears as he thoroughly refreshed her memory. After each of her breasts for fully loved, bitten, suckled, he continued his quest south. He knelt to the ground between her legs allowing the towel to drop as he gave her a teasing lick. Her hands latched onto his head, entwining her fingers in his hair while she moaned his name.

“Oh Gods, Inuyashaaaaaa!” her hips rocked in rhythm with his tongue, she was aching. Yes, she had this pleasure last night, but at that moment, she knew she would never get enough from him. Ever.

He pushed two fingers into her folds and started pumping in and out of her while the other hand reached up and started to knead her breast. His mouth found purchase on her sensitive nub and she about lost it right there with a desperate cry until he drew back—damnit!!! He’s a fucking tease!!!

“We stopped right after you came last night. You more or less passed out mumbling not to leave you again… Let me tell you something right now, wench…” he started pumping his fingers faster, harder, making her cry from pleasure but still not enough to release for him. “I have no intention of ever letting you out of my life again. We were born for each other, Kagome. I waited five-hundred years for this moment; and I was not going to mark you while you drunk out of your fucking mind. But Gods, did I want to, I’m struggling for control now.”

“Th-Then stop—take me—pleaseeeeee—ahhhhhh! Inu-Inuyasha please!”

“Don’t gotta ask twice,” he smirked his mouth engulfed around her jewel and sucked hard. She came hard crying out loudly, soaking his fingers and the edge of her bed. She didn’t get a moment to recover as he rose to his feet and steered her fully on the mattress then climbed over her. Their mouths locked and her legs swung and wrapped themselves around his hips while her arms swathed his shoulders. He lined himself up at her entrance but paused.

“Inuyashaaaa—” she whined pathetically.

“Do… you do know this is a ‘forever’ kind of thing…right? Demons, we don’t just go and do this with anybody… We either need to sire an heir…or we plan on mating forever. I won’t be able to stop my inner demon if we start Kagome—it has been screaming since last night to take you. Claim you. But—I know as a human, you need to know, that you will watch your friends die. Your family. Time will become almost nonexistent… Are you sure this is what you want? I—I am just so thankful to have you back. I want anything you want.”

“Inuyasha… if I’m with you, I will always be whole. I will never regret this decision. Four years was enough for me to know I could never be without you. I want to be with you… Always,” she reached up to cup his face and pulled him down for a tender kiss.  As their lips were locked, he pushed forward gently. She felt herself slowly being stretched but it felt so amazing to feel this complete, it overrode the slight pain and discomfort. She was so wet, it made it easy for him to slide in. She suspected he was restraining himself to not just shove himself fully in her. Or this felt completely overbearingly amazing. His face was pleasure ridden she couldn’t tell one reason from the other.

He rested his forehead against hers once he was fully sheathed in her. He was likely trying to control himself, but she refused to have any of that. She needed him. All of him. Demon, Human, Half. That wall of disbelief was shattered last night and almost lurked its ugly head back again when she had woken up—she was vulnerable and demanded to be filled by Inuyasha. This was real. He had come for her.

She bucked her hips causing them both to gasp and moan out their pleasure. He took his cue and began slowly driving into her. She met him thrust for thrust—encouraging him to go faster, deeper, harder. He gritted her name through clenched teeth, his fangs elongating. She reassured him by cupping his face then slowly moving her hands to stroke his ears. His growl vibrated her to the core, and he began to plunge in deeper and faster. She could barely keep her eyes open let alone not grasp his ears tightly; before she could have harmed his little furry appendages, she dropped her hands onto his shoulders, stabbing him with her blunt nails, no longer able to match his pace. She was just along for the ride and this was the best roller coaster she had ever rode.

She was mewling, crying out his name and probably a God or two, begging for more. She was so close. So close. She heard him cuss under his breath and opened her eyes see his purple strips present on his cheeks. She felt his claws prick her hips. He had finally lost whatever battle he had within himself. But his amber eyes shined through.

“I-I’m close, Kagome.”

“Me-Me too! Ah! God!”

“When I release, I’m going to mark you. Here—” he dropped his head and licked the junction of her shoulder and neck and pulled back up to make eye contact.

“Okay—Inu-Inuyashaaa, pleaseee…”

“Yea, Kagome? What do you want? What do you neeeed?” he purred.

She couldn’t articulate what she really needed—but she knew what she wanted. She knew one way to finish them both. She looked up to make sure he was watching as she let go of one of his shoulders and dropped her hand to rub her overly stimulated nub. He sucked in a breath and almost closed his eyes, but he looked too entranced to look away. His thrusts became harder and he resumed his previous pace before having paused to tell her about the mark. She cried out his name as her coil snapped, her core seized around him, pulling him in, trying not to let him go, milking him for all he had.

He roared her name as he came pulling her up to his mouth and bit down. She whimpered in pain but didn’t fight him. She wanted this. Craved this closeness. Absorbed his demonic aura into her body happily without hesitation.

He pulled his fangs from her first and swabbed the blood with his tongue then pulled out of her slowly. He released her hips and lowered himself back down to the bed gently next to her. She immediately closed the gap clambering to rest her head on his chest. He chuckled and wrapped his arm around her pulling her body close, leaving his hand on her bottom, stroking it gently.

“So… if we didn’t have sex last night…” she peered up to look him in the eyes. He placed a pillow under him so he was elevated so he could look down into her eyes with ease.

“We didn’t. I would have never take advantage of you when you were that far gone. Marking you and having explain everything after? Yea, if the beads still worked, I would have been sat to Berlin.”

“No, I wouldn’t have been mad, but—why was I sore between my legs when I woke up?”

“You were sore… Oh! I forgot! You wiggled your way out of my hold last night complaining about having to pee and you fell hard straddling the toilet. I came in but you shoed me out… I waited outside the door only to hear you fall in the shower—you’re lucky you didn’t bust your head open.”

“OH… God…” she covered her face with her hands. “Why you would still want me to mate with me after last night?”

“Kagome, when you came up those stairs you reeked of liquor and sadness, all I wanted to do was make the pain stop. Jiro said for the month you’ve lived here all you’ve done is drink yourself to sleep or cry. He said you refused to open-up and he didn’t want to push you in fear you wouldn’t let him learn who you really were. After hearing about your nightmares and everything else, it tore me up to know this was how you had been living… I thought it was best you decide on a future for yourself; I didn’t realize how much you would suffer alone like I had though, and I’m so sorry. I understood why you had been drinking the way you had.”

“Inuyasha, you didn’t know. It’s ok. We’re together now. That’s all that—wait a minute, how do you know Jiro?”

“You really don’t see it?”

“That he kind of looks like Miroku? Yes, I do. But I didn’t…how…I know you’ve lived for hundreds of years… I just have so many questions! What are you doing now? What—what happened from then to… now?”

“The short version is Sesshomaru and I run a technology cooperation together, he’s still Lord of the freaking West, regions are still divided into four. Two jackasses run East and South that I try to refrain from every having to interact with and Koga is head of the North. He mated Ayame, have a giant pack of little nasty flea-bags—” she elbowed him in the chest and he rolled his eyes. “We’re fine now. He’s mated. He actually doesn’t know I have been lookin’ for you. I can’t wait to see his face.”

“But he’s with Ayame now. Why would he be upset?”

“That dumbass wolf, even though he is mated to Ayame and is a loyal mate, has never given up looking for you. He still cared about you. Yes, he has grown to love Ayame and would never abandon her, but he was convinced I let you die… never heard the end of it. All this shit about he would have never allowed that to happen, how I let you down… not that he isn’t a total moron for thinking that but…”

She reached up and cupped his face and he kissed the inside of her palm. She crawled her way to lay on top of him and took his lips with hers. It was slow, loving, patient kiss. She tried to convey all her emotions, gratitude, love, longing, anything she felt to show how there was no anger or grudge she could have held.  Slowly the kiss turned more sensual, not that she was trying to start anything again, but Inuyasha was there, lying beneath her, naked, and she was fairly certain she felt a certain piece of anatomy poking her thighs. His wrapped his arms around her back slowly rubbing up and down until his hands found purchase on her ass and squeezed. He slowly rubbed himself on her and she moaned into his mouth allowing his tongue to reacquaint itself with her taste. She felt herself growing warm again and pulled away slightly gazing into his eyes. He stared back at her with all the love she had ever dreamed he would have for her.

Still breathing raggedly, she pressed as she started using her hips to aid his hands in their little dance of rubbing her core on his length, “What else?”

“Hahaha… you would be a talker… Sess’ and Rin mated when she was eighteen, I—we have three bratty nieces and one asshole nephew.”

She dipped her face to lick his nipple causing his breath to get caught in his throat, “Shippo?”

“Shippo is mated to some fox demon he met at the that stupid inn we went to. They’ve been mated for about three hundred years… Couple kids. Technically our grandkids—adopted—fuck Kagome—” She had bit his neck and started kissing up his jaw to his mouth again.

“I-I know they’re gone… but what about…”

“Miroku and Sango lived long full lives. Eight kids. Lech wasn’t exaggerating about wanting a big family. Kirara actually lives with me for now; she was traveling to each descendant of Miroku and Sango for a while. She still will visit them here and there—but they usually come to visit us because it’s easier that way. Family reunion shit. Ugh,” he grabbed her hips to steady her a bit. She knew she was teasing him, but to be fair, she owed him from keeping her so on edge last night and this morning. “J-Jiro is one of them, probably the closest to their original heirs—the story is passed down in the family and they just refer to me as ‘uncle’. J—God damnit you’re trying to kill me—” her hands were rubbing the base of his ears and she was dipping her wet opening just at the tip of him. She was impressed he was still talking as coherently as he was, but he was speaking extremely fast.

“I’m sorry? You got cut off… what about Jiro?” she smirked with another twist of her hips almost letting him in fully.

“Son of a—if this is the punishment I have to have, I guess I’ll take it,” he smirked back at her as he reached one hand between them and grabbed her mounds, fingers dancing before twisting and pinching her nipple. Her breath caught as he chuckled, “Jiro runs a dojo his family started years ago we helped fund. He technically works for me and we are as close as the monk and I were. He said he saw the pictures we took put up in your apartment yesterday and finally put two and two together—” he moved his over hand and started rubbing her jewel. She moaned and finally couldn’t take anymore torture and pushed back letting him be sheathed within her. He remained still for her to adjust—both panting having endured what seemed like hours of teasing. She finally tested to see what it be like to move forward and push back. HOLY. FUCK. RIGHT. THERE.

He sat up and she immediately grasped his shoulder raising herself up to push herself back down and didn’t expect to feel him thrust up. She gasped and withered from the sensation. She was already almost there. He was so hard she imagined he probably was too. But she didn’t care. She would’ve rode him all day. They had years of catching up to do. She remembered she was off all weekend too and mentally did a happy dance as she bounced up and down literally on his cock.

“Do that again,” he said huskily.

“Wh-what?”

“Touch yourself. I want to feel you,” he whispered into her ear, licking the shell and grabbing the lobe in his teeth.

She didn’t falter her pace and did as she was told. He leaned down and took her nipple in his mouth sucking, nibbling. She froze and crashed down on to him crying her release, trembling, holding onto him as she tried to ground herself. She felt like she was soaring through the skies like they used to do—traveling on his back. Free, carefree, just enjoying the scenery.  Together.

His hands on her hips guided her to lie back as he resumed their previous pace as she came down from her high. His mouth found her mark and re-pierced it with his fangs, sucking hard on her skin.

“Fuck!! INUYASHAAAAA—” she was already restrung ready to snap again when she felt him stiffen and grumble her name as he growled loudly letting himself go causing her to wail as she felt her walls crash down on his length buried within her. He crashed down on top of her, completely spent, head resting on her chest as she languidly brought her arms around him.

She was exhausted. She felt sleep edging its way faster and faster through her consciousness but she wouldn’t allow it to claim her yet. Four years. Over five hundred for him. She needed to be with him. She didn’t want the connection to be broken just yet. She swallowed and softly asked, “How are you here…? I mean, why haven’t I been able to sense any demons? It sounds like there are plenty around here…”

“Mmmmm,” he reached one arm up tilting his head to find the strand of hair his hand began to twirl through. “We have charms. Like the fuyoheki Naraku used. Made it easier to be less noticeable; blend in and have less trouble amounting power. The demon council that had been established knew we couldn’t keep killing humans who would wage war on us, and humans would never fully accept us. We often had to change identities, move to different countries for awhile until people who knew us and would have realized we didn’t age passed, but all in all it hasn’t been too hard to amount wealth and stuff. Make life more comfortable.”

“You never… you never took another mate?”

“Never found one I loved. You were always in my heart Kagome. Don’t be mad, but I did try. I really did because I knew you expect me to; but no one ever came close to how I felt about you. I told you for demons sex is just—different. Even though I am only half, my demon half refused to allow us to go around fucking anyone who gave me any attention. It only desired you. It knew you would be back… My human half recognized that too. My love for you made me refuse to move on…I also felt no need to sire any descendants of my own. I had Shippo. Adopted or not, he is our son.”

“I’m so sorry you spent all these centuries alone… It—it’s all my—” Inuyasha leaned up and took her lips to cut her off.

“Shut up. You won’t let me apologize for making you wait, then you aren’t allowed to blame yourself for being my mate.” She blushed hotly and averted eye contact. “Shippo is probably going shit himself when I tell him I found you.”

“What does he do now?”

“He’s actually a teacher—Chemistry. You know. Has a thing for burning shit and all,” he winked at her causing her to giggle.

Her phone began chirping from the living room. She groaned and patted his shoulder to move. He jumped off the bed after a quick peck to her temple, grabbed the phone and returned to lay by her side instantly. She had to blink to realize he had even actually moved before looking at the caller id. “MOM” it read. She answered, “Hello?”

“Kagome! I’ve been trying to reach you all evening! Are you ok? Your friends said you disappeared at the bar and they weren’t able to reach you either! Jiro didn’t answer his phone and someone has come by looking for you twice at the shrine! He wouldn’t say who he was, only that he was a friend! What is going on??”

“Mom, mom, calm down. I’m ok. I’m great actually.”

“Kagome—you had us so worried! We thought something happened to you!”

“Mom—I’m really fine. I promise. I—”

“Kagome this behavior has to stop! I’ve let it go long enough but—”

Inuyasha grabbed the phone from Kagome, “Mrs. Higurashi?”

“—enough—You! You were at my house yesterday!”

“Yea, I found her.”

“Kagome!!!!”

“Owwwwww—not so loud. Hurts the damn ears.” Kagome grabbed the phone back shaking her head at him and massaged the abused appendage.

“Mom, he is a friend… Well, more than that actually,” Inuyasha snaked the arm his head wasn’t propped up on around her waist.

“What do you mean Kagome? You said you haven’t been seeing anyone since you came back from the Feudal Era! Why didn’t you tell me the truth?”

“Mom, I didn’t lie. He found me. Yesterday. It’s Inuyasha,” he lowered himself to rest his head on her chest again as she stroked his ears.

“Kagome—Are—Are you sure??”

“Doggy ears and all,” she said with a giggle flicking the said appendage making him growl in annoyance.

“Oh my gosh! That’s wonderful news Kagome! So, when will you be getting married and giving me grandchildren? OH! Will they have his ears?!? Are you coming over tonight for dinner still?? Bring him!! I can’t wait to actually see him again without that disguise he was wearing!”

Inuyasha nodded yes to the question on Kagome’s tongue, “Uh—yes, we will be there tonight.”

“Ok my darling, have fun!” she could literally hear the smirk and wink from the phone. “Be safe—no grandchildren until after you’re married!”

“MOTHER!”

“Love you!” she heard a click and held the phone away from her. Completely mortified. Inuyasha snickered in response.

“Keep laughing dog-boy and you won’t have to worry about kids,” looking at her multiple missed calls and texts and quickly responding without being totally forthcoming to her friends.

“Right, as if you could hold out on me—don’t forget who had to be the one to tell you no,” his mouth engulfing her breast.

She sucked in her breath and shifted her hips a little, “Ah! Mk, you’re right.”

“Besides, not to be gross, but I can smell when you’re in heat.”

“That’s not surprising; if anything, it explains why you act the way you would. Extra moody and pushing me to go home because I was ‘bothering’ you,” she smirked realizing it wasn’t actually a lie. “Oh, the girls want to go out again tonight. They want to know who finally ‘met my standards’... But I think I’m gonna pass…”

He rolled his eyes as he trailed kisses up to her collar bone, neck stopping to lave her mark again, then made his way to her lips.

“We should go after dinner with your family,” he breathed on her lips.

“W-We? Y-You wanna go to a club? Really? But—I didn’t think you’d—”

“Keh, I think you forget I’ve lived five-hundred years since we last saw each other. My nieces, while they can kick anyone’s asses, all enjoy that scene. ‘Someone’ said one of us has to watch them. Protective Uncle is better than Asshole Dad. I’ll warn the fucks, Sess would just kill them. Also, not to make you jealous, but enough women I dated wanted to do that kind of shit… But there’s only one person I ever wanted to grind on,” he winked as he came back down to smoother her in kisses as she giggled.

“Uhm… Ok. I guess we can go. I’m sorry in advance if they bring Hojo.”

He laughed, “I’d actually love to kick that scrawny fuck’s ass if he tries anything while I’m there. But,” he started to rub his hands along her body, lingered on her curves and then settled for massaging circles in between her folds, “Why don’t you tell me what you’ve been up to Ka-Go-Me?”

She groaned internally. How could someone invoke such intense feelings out of a person? How could he make her so desperate with barely any effort?? After being fully dated multiple times already.

“College. Sucky roommate. Friends still pushy. Graduated. Nurse,” she informed through each kiss exchanged with their as he teased her.

“Heh, impatient are we?” he smirked down at her as she was already breathless. He leaned closer to her ear and whispered, “Why don’t we go shower together this time and then get breakfast?”

She nodded vigorously and he laughed as he edged off her allowing her to the lead the way…

 At dinner, Inuyasha filled her family in on his five-hundred years between when he saw Kagome last to now. He apparently worked for Takashasi Enterprises and was directly under Sesshomaru as the COO. His identity was currently Yashiko Takahashi and went by “Yash”. She recognized the name immediately and was shocked how well-known he had been and she never realized it was him. But he told her that had been the point. He couldn’t risk his younger self ever catching whiff of him and his presence. He was, up until four years ago, opening the new branch of their company in Berlin to avoid them.

He had an apartment near where his work was but also owned properties around the world. He maintained his human disguise originally until Sota and her mother begged to see his ears again. It all had been so surreal… He was really there—eating dinner with them again, holding her hand under the table, he had given her his old haori when they stopped at his place to change before dinner, and she had decided to wear it over her cocktail dress she picked to wear for when they went to the club again. She realized she had never been happier. More complete. As she looked into Inuyasha’s eyes, her mate, her life, she realized the feeling was mutual.

  Still debating on maybe a part 2? Epilogue? We will see 

[sittingoverheredreaming]

Okay, now that I’m home and have gotten some sleep, I want to share my thoughts on The Super Live. It’s super spoilery, so it’s going under a cut. 

First, I want to say the Play Station theater has some really bad seating arrangements? The section we were in was flat, so it was very hard to see a lot of the stage (esp being that we were behind some tall people, and we are pretty short) I SAT ON MY FEET THE WHOLE TIME WHICH HURT BUT WAS DEFINITELY WORTH IT BECAUSE THIS SHOW IS SO VISUAL

Also I finally understand what people meant when they said it wasn’t a musical! I think it’s closer to a musical than anything else, though my wife brought up the point that a lot of it is similar to a ballet, in that a lot of things are conveyed through dance (and effects) with little talking or singing. We both agree though, that overall it felt more like a highlight reel than a full story. I’d put it as it showed a lot, but explained nothing. 

It’s definitely more a celebration of Sailor Moon using the first arc than a retelling of it. It’s not there to give you a story to dig into, it’s there to make you swoon over Tux and scream when your favorite character shows up, and it did that and it did that AMAZINGLY

Like listen, I am too gay for miracle romance most of the time but at the beginning, when Mamoru’s teasing Usagi and they accidentally touch and they freeze and then moonlight densetsu starts playing and they show a bunch of images of them from manga art? that hit me oh my god

AND THEN WHEN THEY WENT THROUGH ALL THE CHARACTERS IN THE SLIDESHOW. WE ALL JUST SCREAMED SO MUCH. EVERYONE SCREAMED FOR THEIR FAV

It was kind of funny, Ami got the shaft being first, not too many people cheered when she popped up, but then they showed Rei and Rei fans weren’t gonna NOT CHEER FOR REI, and then MAKO FANS HAVE TO REPRESENT BECAUSE IT’S MAKO AND WE LOVE HER, and then I think everyone screamed for Mina because if you do not get excited for Minako Aino you are wrong

WHEN THE ACTUALLY ACTRESSES HAD THEIR FIRST SCENE I WAS SO HAPPY

I’d worried about this cast, but they’re amazing and in character and it’s GREAT

The Best Friends song is SO CHEESY I LOVE IT

Comment from my wife: it was always easy for them to follow who spoke, even when they all just said “Hi” they all had distinct voices they could place, which is a problem they sometimes have in this stuff, especially while trying to read the subtitles

(I think the parts where the subtitles were done in comic voice bubbles were BRILLIANT, but the ones that were only on the screens to the sides(mostly the songs) were difficult to see while still watching the stage from where we sat)

WHEN THE SENSHI APPEARED FOR THE FIGHT IN THE AUDIENCE I LOST MY SHIT AND JUPITER WAS RIGHT BY US AND I CRIED

my wife has not really experienced how much I love Makoto because I don’t write about her and it was kind of hilarious before the show I got a mystery bookmark with one of my merch purchases, and when I opened it and saw I’d got Mako I teared up because I LOVE HER

AND THEN SHE CAME INTO THE FIGHT RIGHT BY OUR SEATS IT WAS AMAZING I LOVE HER SO MUCH

I love their fight song, I love all the songs where each senshi gets their little introductions, whether it’s just inners or everyone, SUPER LIVE SOUNDTRACK WHEN??

This one might be a particular favorite, because I think it captures that they’re fighting for Usagi, their sweet flawed friend Usagi, and that’s just really sweet

also not to beat a dead horse but every time Mako says “I’ll make you numb with regret” in anything it adds three years to my lifespan it’s so great I love Makoto Kino

ALSO I WANT TO GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO THIS MINA??? SHE’S DAMN GOOD

I’d love to see this cast in a more substantial show, they were so amazing in this and I fully believe they could rip my heart apart in something that was more character-focused

on a similar note why didn’t they let Beryl sing more

I love when they cast Beryl with a strong, operatic-style voice and they did that and then she barely sang

Everyone was underused, basically

Or maybe everyone was over-cast? The casting here is SO GOOD and I just want to see more of them

The part where they went to Harujuku was SO CUTE and also felt a little like they were trying to teach Americans a little about Japan/Tokyo, it made me wonder if it was always in there

Also the part where they were in what I think were kimonos (I don’t know how to spot the different types of clothing) was so amazing? They tied them in perfect sync? It felt like fan service, but not gross male-gazey fan service, like whoever wrote that moment was just like “girls want to see their favorite character in a new pretty outfit” AND THEY WERE RIGHT

MOON SWORD

but also I pay my taxes when do I get to see Mina stab Beryl

The Venus/Kunzite moment didn’t bother me too much, it’s the one SenShi pairing that I think brings something interesting to the table, though I would have loved if it happened after she ran him through

or if she just ran him through anyway

Listen I just wanna see Mina stab someone

everyone died really quickly and it didn’t emotionally hit but I feel like that was okay for this version. I don’t think they were really trying to bring the waterworks

That said though I again would love to see this Usagi do a Sorezore no Elegy moment, when she was screaming and crying I was like man if this was given the space, it would have so much power

OH BACKING UP A LITTLE, I loved the use of Otome no Policy, I wasn’t expecting it and it took me a second to recognize it. I thought it was really smart to have the senshi sing it to keep Usagi going, it was sweet and cute and played on nostalgia in a great way

I HAVE KEPT MYSELF FROM TALKING ABOUT TUX BECAUSE RIONA WAS JUST TOO MUCH

she’s so hot but also just. the way she played Mamoru was so good because she had a great balance of jerk and dork and dreamboat

THE WOMAN KNOWS HOW TO HANDLE A ROSE

Usagi and her heart eyes? same

Beryl rubbing all over tux? S A M E

during the curtain call when the cast came into the audience I embarrassed my wife by shouting RIONA as she passed

(also I told my wife I was glad we didn’t do the VIP experience because I figure they’d be mad when I threw myself at Riona. But actually it amuses them because I don’t get celebrity crushes much)

The game center scene was really cute? It’s a situation where I really bought Mamoru’s teasing as an expression of his crush, which most versions don’t do for me

please let Riona play tux again in something where she has more lines

AND TO CAP IT THE ENDING “CONCERT” PART WAS SO FUN

when they did La Soldier I ascended to a higher plan of existence. the dance was different but still reminiscent of the original. AND EVERYONE SANG ALONG. IT WAS AMAZING.

La Soldier you guys.

LA SOLDIER

Also they did Moonlight Densetsu as an encore and it was so funny because everyone was just like, WE KNOW YOU’RE COMING BACK OUT YOU HAVEN’T DONE THE SONG

BUT THEN WE ALL STILL LOST OUR SHIT WHEN THE MUSIC STARTED

I love how they split up the lines to different characters

BERYL’S LINES WERE SO FUCKING GOOD OH MY GODDDDDDDDD

and everyone came into the audience and it was great

everyone had so much love for the characters and it was so great to see

at the end of the show Usagi’s actress said a little speech in English, and struggled with it a little, and it was so cute and it made me cry and she said something about it being the last show in America and I feel so lucky to have gotten to see it

I really, really loved it

I hope they do more of these shows, I think it’s a style that’s really cool and even though I’d love more substantive musicals, this sort of thing makes sense to put on internationally, and it would be amazing to see S or Stars done in this style

I LOVE SAILOR MOON A LOT YOU GUYS

this is a show that made me feel that love. it wasn’t perfect but it was just really about loving sailor moon and playing on the history and legacy of the story, and it’s a joy

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svetlana - queen of on-the-fly plan making. on how to dispose of a dead body even. my flawless queen. 😍😍😍

“godddd, mujhe is duniya ki sabse irritating sautan mili hai.”

HAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂

god jhanvi’s actually the worst. she’s got zeroooooooooo chill. 🙄🙄🙄

what’s with the raaaandom white tie around her waist? it’s ruining the otherwise hot outfit. 😣😣😣

svetlana’s A+ handling of incident. she should go into PR! 🙃🙃🙃

oh boy. the press has gotten photos. this is notttttttt goood. 😬😬😬

ugh gauriiiiiiiiii, i don’t like these dheelam dhaaale kapde of yours. 😑😑😑

like shrenu’s so tiny to start with. uske upar, swathing her in waaaaaaay too much kapda like this is just so ugh. 😫😫😫

ooh nice comforter. someone leak where it’s from. 😙😙😙

why are they playing this happy happy sanskaari music, usually used for establishing shots of family scenes? 😐😐😐

musiccccc just changed into EXTRA DRAMATIC AND SCARY. 😯😯😯

girl chill. it’s not like you were reading his diary. 😕😕😕

even om is like girl calm down, it’s your room too. 

poor gauri. she still doesn’t know his original om waala personality and is walking on eggshells all the time around him, scared of what he’ll accuse of her next. 😔😔😔

is this the first time he’s recited poetry in front of her???? look at her starstruck expression! girllll, you don’t even know the level of how dreamy this boy can get. just you wait. you’re not gonna know what hit you when he starts putting the moves on ya! 😊😊😊

no but really, have they changed the team of who was writing om during DBO and gone back to the original? coz this is pure classic Original Omkara™ and i can’t stop crying because of how perfect he is. my boyyyyy. he’s baaaaaack. i had lost all hopeeee, and now he’s back!!!!! 😫😫😫

ok again... CANONICALLY, om was 4 when rudra was born. are you telling me a 5 year old om made that picture??? ffs, come on; we all know he’s closer to shivaay’s age. just make that canon already. make him like 6 months - a year younger or whatever, but come on. 😒😒😒

om opening up to gauri this way, god, i’m crying. when have we seen him express himself like this, even to his brothers? he hasn’t. ughhhh, i’m soooooo happppyyyyyyy. *weeping* 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

the way they’re looking at eachhhhhhhhhh otherrrrrr. 💘💘💘

“hunar ki aisi ki taisi! hum hunar ko ek jhaaanp mein deewaar pe sataa denge!” 

actually me. my solution to every problem is “can i beat it up and make it comply?” 😗😗😗

om’s affectionate smile at her! she’s just so endearing! 😍😍😍

GAURI KUMARI SSARMA TO THE RESCUE. 😇😇😇

imma need the writers to make @ilovefusion ‘s idea canon and use That Scene from titanic as inspiration. #tharkisUnite 

bhavya’s out for some casual friday night grave robbing. 😊😊😊

first of all, why do all the names have “late” in front of them? yes, they’re ALL “late”, and that’s why they’ve been buried???? “late” is a prerequisite for burial. 😐😐😐

secondly, that’s not how you spell JOHN. jesus. 🙄🙄🙄

she’s actually doing this. she’s actually desecrating a grave. 😶😶😶

um, why the the locket out there in the mud? didn’t john’s family spring for a damn coffin before burying him????????? they just put him directly in the ground? 😟😟😟

YO WTH AT LEAST COVER THE DAMN GRAVE BACK UP? WHAT THE FUCK KINDA RUDEASS DISRESPECT TO THE DEAD.... JOHN’S FULLY GONNA COME BACK TO HAUNT YO ASS, ACP ANDA. 😒😒😒

snort, these two woke up on the wrong side of their beds today. 😆😆😆

awwwwwww, hiiiiiii babyyyyyy. 👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽

eeeee, bringing back the “awwwwwww”! 😊😊😊

a nakuul smile - not a shivaay smile. 😄😄😄

ooooh yeah baby, tie him upppppppp. #tharkiAF 😏😏😏😏😏😏

lolllll rudra ko bas maukaaaa chahiye ragini ka band bajaane ka. 😆😆😆

too cute!!!!!! 😚😚😚

oufffo shivaaaaaay, backkkkk on your BS. i thought kal ke baaad sudhar gaye honge. but hmph. of course not. 😒😒😒

devar squad is not happy. shivaay will have to pay for this. 😬😬😬

lmao ok wow, this has actually become a screaming match. the who tied his APRON waala issue. 😕😕😕

“tu sochta hi kab hai?????”

ooooooooooh. omki - 1, shivaay - 0. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

pft. we know you’ve forgiven her already dil se. bas tumhara stupid dimaaaag hasn’t gotten the memo yet. 😑😑😑

ohhhhh boy, this one still thinks that the omkara thing might be true, and is hiding it. 😶😶😶

why didn’t he get stealth dna test done, ala khushi kumaari gupta??? 🤔🤔🤔

omkara has haaaaaad it with shivaay’s shit today. he’s not holding back even a little. 😇😇😇

oh god please don’t show me flashbacks from the wedding from hell. it’s been over half a year and i still haven’t gotten over it. seeing anything from that episode feels like a punch to the gut. 😖😖😖🤢🤢🤢

hells yeahhhhhhhh devar squad. callllllll him outttttttt. MAKE HIM AWARE OF ALL HIS GARBAGE BEHAVIOUR. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

lmao, shivaay still trying to win - EK POINT AUR HAI MERE PAAS!!!!!! (said in the most insecure, stammering voice) 😆😆😆

OH HO RUDRA. KUCH NAHI REHTA IS LADKE KE PET MEIN. 😑😑😑

LMFAO, MOST PISS POOR DAMAGE CONTROL EVER. IDIOTS. 🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽

too late though. shivaay’s suspicion has been raised. 🙈🙈🙈

god i love these two buff, bearded stupid cupids too much. 👼🏽👼🏽

girlfriends out on a chaiiiiiiiiiiiii date! 😊😊😊

svetlana’s sooooo not the tapri se chai peene waali type tho. the things we do for love! 😚😚😚

oh ho jhanvi, jo ho gaya, woh ho gaya. live your best life from now on! (WITH YOUR NEW HOT MURDER GIRLFRIEND.) 👭🏽👭🏽👭🏽

WAIT WHAT, THEY JUST LEFT HIM IN THE OPEN GRAVE? OHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOO, THAT MEANS HE’S NOT DEAD FOR REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 😫😫😫😫😫

oh wait. they did cover him up? HE’S DEAD FOR REAL? *gets hopes slightly up again* 😶😶😶

lmaooooo, ek toh phone gumaa deti ho, upar se svetlana se attitude. pft. get your shit together, jhanviiiii. 🙄🙄🙄

lol oh no, what are these two idiots cooking up now? 😟😟😟

again with this dinner plan. kitni baaar dinner karwaoge in dono se? kuch naya socho yaar. 🙄🙄🙄

“embarrassed, AUR WOH?” 

lololol shivaay knows his wife too well. 😆😆😆

snort. height jokes. bechaara. 😂😂😂

ohhhhhhhhh boy. pichli baar 15000 rs. ka phatka laga tha, door tod ke. is baar naa jaane shivaay kya kya tod dega aur kitne ka bill aayega. 😬😬😬

just calllll the damn phone. 😒😒😒

thank god. jhanviiiiii has the same brainwave. 

ok fwd fwd fwdddddd till they get the phone. ⏩⏩⏩

random musing while fwding: i’m really digging the red hair on reyhna, man. it looks sooooooooo good on her. 😍😍😍

I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. GODDAMNNNITTTTTT. UGH FUCKKKKKKK YOU TEJJJJJJJJJJJJ. WHY CAN’T YOU JUST DO THE RIGHT THING AND STAYYYY DEAD???? 😩😩😩😩😩

what if this was tej/svetlana’s plan? to make jhanvi think she killed him, and then gaslight her with the guilt into going insane and then putting her in the same asylum as buamaa. *sigh* i bet this is the plan. 😞😞😞

ugh, why this stupid plaid suit? kal ka sweater waala look waapas laooooooooooooo! 😣😣

oh it’s in the “STOREROOM” again huh???? 

still can’t get over how they tried to pass THIS hugeasssss hall, which is twice as big as my whole apt. put together, as a “storeroom”. 😒😒😒

OH DAMN. MY GIRL LOOKS HOT AFFFFFFFFFFFFF. *pushes shivaay aside and steals his girl from him* 😍😍😍

Awareness™ . haaaaaaaaaaye. 💘💘💘

YEAH BOY YOU CHECK HER OUTTTTTTTTT. SHE LOOKS LIKE FUCKING FIRE. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

ouff, again with the contrived trip fall. why couldn’t she fall towards him this time, and press up against him all deliciouslyyyyyy? 😏😏😏

HOW IS HE NOT KISSING HER???? LOOK AT HER. LOOOOOOOOOK AT HER?!!?!?!? 😯😯😯

ugh, why’re they using the exaaaact same flashback moments from the earlier scene. so boring. 😑😑😑

YAS HE’S LOOKING AT HER MOUTH AND INCHING CLOSER. YAS. KISS HER, YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!! 😫😫😫

ok not to kill the moment or anything, but how do nakuul/surbhi shoot scenes like this? must be hellllllllll on their kamars no? is the show sponsored by moov? just looking at them is making my kamar hurt.  🤔🤔🤔

god. why are these two not banging?!?! the sexual tension is fucking killing ME. how are they even standing it????? 😩😩😩

... how quickly will this date degenerate into accusations and angst? 

i saaaaaaaaaay 10 minutes. tops. 😗😗😗 place your bets in replies. 

OUFF JHANVI. YOU’RE THE WORST LIAR EVER. 😣😣😣

yet another reason to get rid of bhavya: jhanvi cannot have an cop for a bahu now that she’s a (attempted?) murderer. come on. bring back sumo, who will give jhanvi A+ ideas on how to get out of this, based on her research. 😊😊😊

honestly, kya kismat hai jhanvi ki; two cops as kids-in-law. not the best position to be in as a murderer. 😬😬😬

WILL YOU PPL JUST LET JHANVI GO TO BED ALREADY???? SHE’S HAD A LONG HARD DAY OF MURDERIN’. 😥😥😥

oh shit. this is why you should have set up a google alert for the oberoi name, jhanvi. 😬😬😬

since when do any of the kids in this house bother talking to their parents??? like... rudra’s concern for tej is honestly looking bizarre. 😕😕😕

GODDAMNIT JHANVI PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER. 😒😒😒

wtffffffffffffff, after alllllll this, bhavya doesn’t even know what the fuck is in the locket?????? goddddddddd. 😤😤😤

OMFG THIS IDIOT ANDA, EVEN CHILDREN HIDE THEIR THINGS BETTER THAN THIS. THIS IS OFFICIAL FUCKING EVIDENCE TO BE PRESENTED IN COURT, YOU SENTIENT BAG OF HAIR!!!!!!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

why the fuck does her denim jacket say TOY STORY on the back? 😟😟😟

OK LITERALLY NO ONE CARES ABOUT THESE TWO, CAN WE GO BACK TO SHIVIKA AND THEIR DATE PLEASE????????? 😒😒😒

who the fuckkkkk even is rudra to ask her these things? 😑😑😑

good. put him in his place, bhavya. honestly. such a weird entitlement rudra seems to have towards her for no good reason??????? 😕😕😕

anika, haath se khaana hai, theek hai, par please, insaano ki tarah khao! WHY WOULD YOU SERVE YOURSELF WITH YOUR HAND????? GROSS. COME ON GIRL. 😬😬😬😒😒😒

is ragini spying on them through some hidden camera or something??? 🤔🤔🤔

[docholligay]

dancinginredshoes replied to your post “If you are still doing it, Haruka with #8, imaginary friends. Your...”

This is terrifying and seriously creeping me out so I'm going to imagine Mina brings her not-really-but-actually-really girlfriend Rei to exorcise our way to a non-dead Haruka ending

AHAHAHAHAHA brilliant

sailor-neptunus replied to your post “If you are still doing it, Haruka with #8, imaginary friends. Your...”

THIS WAS SO GOOD I can't properly express my feelings about this but holy shit. It really sucked me in and I couldn't stop reading. And when I was done I had to go back and read it again because I didn't want it to be over. I LOVE HARUKA AND HER FAMILY AND HOW SHE FEELS ABOUT HER FAMILY AND OMGGG everything about this is just so good!!!!!! I got CHILLS at the end, wow, Michiru, wow. Doc, I seriously just love your writing!!!! This is so great!!!!!

Thank you so so much! I’m not normally nice to haruka in the family department, so it was kind of a fun thing to rework

sittingoverheredreaming replied to your post “If you are still doing it, Haruka with #8, imaginary friends. Your...”

OH MY GODDDDDDD i spent my whole break reading this and I plan on coming back with more comments, but OH MY GODDDDDDDDD I LOVE HIS

I AM SO GLAD

awashsquid replied to your post “If you are still doing it, Haruka with #8, imaginary friends. Your...”

DAMN. I saved this for after work, and wow am I glad I did. Your pacing is just so great, the way you weave in that the story doesn’t end well, and yet against knowledge the reader wants it to. I can so easily see Michiru being this selfish and cruel, especially after so long of being alone, of never being anything but a showpiece. Haruka is great as always, I love how you flip between the dynamics of her hard outer shell and the softness beneath. I would love to read Michirus POV or a sequel!!

YES Haruka can be tough because, on her surface she’s such an asshole sometimes, but it doesn’t take a lot of work to figure out she’s pretty insecure and self-hating and so trying to balance showing that with how she can come off and why was a challenge and always is 

tymp3st replied to your post “If you are still doing it, Haruka with #8, imaginary friends. Your...”

This was fantastic and slow creepy and really well built.

Thank you so much!

babyrowsdower replied to your post “If you are still doing it, Haruka with #8, imaginary friends. Your...”

this was incredible!

Thank you!

princessofapples replied to your post “If you are still doing it, Haruka with #8, imaginary friends. Your...”

Michiru actually committed suicide because "Arranged marriage to Mamoru? Well fuck that. Nope. Nope. Fuck you, fuck you too, fuck you in particular. Kaioh Michiru out."

AHAHAH my thought wasn’t even that Mamoru was a bad guy, just that, she didn’t want to marry any man at all, BUT I GUESS IF I HAD PUBLISHED MICHIRU’S SIDE THAT’D BE MORE OBVIOUS. 

princessofapples replied to your post “If you are still doing it, Haruka with #8, imaginary friends. Your...”

I couldn't stop reading this. I found myself- the entire time- wanting to see Michiru's side so yeah count me down to read Michiru's POV. As much as I loved- LOVED- the way you wrote Haruka in this (heartrendingly fucking real holy shit, she bled through the screen), Michi was my favourite. I loved her cold, coy selfish malice that just gave simultaneously no fucks and somehow all the fucks. And also, through it all, I could not stop dying laughing over the idea that...

I’m going to publish it to the patreon, I decided! I’ve have the first part up today! 

pouncequick replied to your post “If you are still doing it, Haruka with #8, imaginary friends. Your...”

This is incredible. I love the way you build up the characters, the depth you've created... I love how you show Haruka's love and intensity and protectiveness; I love Michiru's manner of expressing herself; I love Mina and Mako's characterizations; I love Haruka walking the line of genre awareness (wouldn't we all, if we walked into a ghost story?) and her self-doubts on all the different aspects of her life; I love Mina's line about inspiration ...and Michru's "I am a bit lonesome", I love Mouse appearing here. Although I am also a bit suspicious of Mouse. Mouse, what is your role in all this? I love the way you work in the tiny emotional moments and the way they build on each other and grow. This was eminently worth the wait. I'm so glad I waited until morning when I could sit down and read it properly.

Thank you so much for this! I worked really hard on this and it’s wonderful to see people take to it

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Reacting to Wynonna Earp: “She Ain’t Right”

When It’s Played Straight (So to Speak)

The Setup: Find our reaction to Wynonna Earp’s season 2 premiere here. As one of our first experiments in following a show as it airs, we’re trying to keep up with the “act breaks” of the season. (As one of our others, see Miri’s Orphan Black reactions.) 

The excellent image above came from here.

SPOILERS (and gifs, and a few bad jokes) for episode 204 of Wynonna Earp abound after the jump:

MIRI: Kris, DOLLS IS A DRAGON!!!!!!

KRIS: So many things!

DOLLS IS A DRAGON

MIRI: He can BREATHE FIRE

and be all adorable after but HE IS A DRAGON

KRIS: I 1000% love that his and Wynonna’s first reactions were THAT WAS AWESOME

MIRI: Yes! It was the perfect, unexpected payoff to all of that “what is he??” buildup

Also, the shot of Doc, Jeremy, and chemist lady whose name I don’t know yet behind the bar was really funny

KRIS: I keep forgetting her name too

It’s okay, Miri remembers it below

Also: meet Wynonna Earp, Pyromaniac, apparently

MIRI: That does not surprise me in the least

KRIS: So ready to welcome Jeremy to the fold for two seconds

MIRI: I’m really enjoying the addition of Jeremy

“Last in first out”

KRIS: I wonder what Wynonna’s version of grudging/not-so-grudging eventual acceptance is going to look like

and I guess by that I mean both the character and the show

MIRI: I mean that kind of joke may very well be an early part of it

KRIS: I have a hard time picturing a heart-to-heart moment between them, although I could see Wynonna start to do it and then decide Jeremy ruins it by leaning in too eagerly

MIRI: That makes sense. Or she saves his ass sometime and tells him not to get all mushy about it, because they don’t leave family/their people/whatever behind

KRIS: Don’t Make It Weird, Jeremy

MIRI: ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 

Exactly

Ok, should we talk about the whole demon possession thing?

KRIS: Yes

MIRI: (Meaning the Earp sisters one, not the other family one)

(although that too later)

KRIS: Yeah that’s a whole other category

Gooverly, we hardly knew ye

MIRI: Ok, first off all props to Dominique Provost-Chalkley (which I spelled almost completely right without having to check!) for her acting in this portion of season 2 because DAMN

KRIS: oh I have some good Scrofano tweets saved for this

MIRI: She’s clearly having a lot of fun with the non-waverley moments, while staying totally true to the character the rest of the time

Excellent, please share them

KRIS: https://twitter.com/MelanieScrofano/status/880974392624369664

https://twitter.com/MelanieScrofano/status/880990800213147649

MIRI: Those are both amazing and accurate

KRIS: And of course this short thread: https://twitter.com/MelanieScrofano/status/880975020880691200

MIRI: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

KRIS: So it took me a second but I think Waverly was Gooverly from the moment she ran into Cujo in the hall before singing, to until she grew her hand back, yeah?

MIRI: Hmmmmmmmm I think so? I initially thought she reverted some while she and Wynonna were talking about the potential possession while tied up, but the lack of memory afterwards suggests it was all Gooverly

(did not know Gooverly was a thing, btw)

KRIS: Yeah it’s too bad Waverly missed Wynonna calling Siri a stupid bitch

MIRI: I loved that gag

KRIS: Thank Tumblr, as always, for Gooverly

I did see a funny tweet where after Emily Andras was like “I love this!” someone was like STAY OFF TUMBLR ANDRAS IT GIVES US ANXIETY IF WE KNOW YOU’RE WATCHING

MIRI: HAhahahahahahahahhahah that is fair and valid

KRIS: Also: https://twitter.com/eneiman/status/880980692448018432

MIRI: OH MY GODDDDDDDDD

OH MY GOD OHMY GOD 

Also this: https://twitter.com/melaniescrofano/status/880985275622723584

KRIS: Lot of A+ gif replies there

MIRI: So true

Seriously, weird moment

Great Wynonna faces though

KRIS: Always

Sorry readers, where were we?

Right, demonic possession

Goonona!

MIRI: Hahhahahahahahha

It’s cute that you act like this isn’t what we do in general

But yes, Goononna!

I think she’s going to end up fighting back just as much, but it’ll take her longer to

She’ll give in on the little things more easily, but when it comes down to potentially hurting her loved ones, you know Wynonna beats Goononna

KRIS: Oh what if it’s Jeremy who ends up finding the fix?

MIRI: That would make sense

KRIS: I don’t know if that’s where it’s going but I do think it’ll come down to the team saving her at least 50%

MIRI: Yeah, team effort

KRIS: If only because it means a Waverly hero arc

MIRI: But Wy’s part of it all is going to be fighting back For Love

Yes, I like Waves as a hero!

KRIS: I feel like we might have some comic beats of Wynonna fucking shit up and everyone’s just like “oh, that’s more or less normal, maybe she’s just having a bad day”

MIRI: Ohhhhhhh you’re so right

KRIS: I like that I can see a lot of different versions of the team figuring it out

MIRI: Yeah, it really is a well built ensemble

KRIS: Like I could see Doc and Dolls going to each other like, hey this is weird

Or I could see Nedley spotting it

MIRI: Ooh, Nedley!

Nicole would also make sense, since she’s been picking up the vibe from Waves

KRIS: Or Lucado learning it and then immediately dying

MIRI: YES

Although I am liking her as a character more

KRIS: everyone start your Lucado Life Expectancy Clocks now

I do like her

as a character

MIRI: I bet we get another good Wynonna Being Drunk and Making Bad Choices scene/montage next episode

KRIS: Yeah, and depending on how bad the choices, that seems like a possible entry point for the No-Longer-Reluctant Bromance to realizing something is wrong

MIRI: OMG the NLR Bromance was on point this episode

Like, they are just doing to shippers’ jobs for them at this point. I anticipate many gifsets in the near future

KRIS: Emily Andras seems like one of those people who absolutely cackles while she’s writing

MIRI: I actually really like that they’re not combative anymore and that they can have mutual respect and caring.

I 100% believe that she does

And once again let me say how much I want to be her when I grow up

KRIS: I went to a Writers’ Panel podcast recording in the fall that had a few former Buffy writers on it, and when the host asked who actually enjoyed writing, Jane Espenson was one of like three panelists out of twelve who raised their hands

And Marti Noxon was like, oh you’d be walking down the hall and you’d hear Jane giggling in her office at her own dialogue

MIRI: Jane Espenson was the first writer I realized I wanted to be! I have such a clear writer crush type!

KRIS: And I definitely think Andras is that person in the Wynonna room

MIRI: I got her autograph (twice) at DragonCon my senior year of undergrad

KRIS: I hope No-Longer-Reluctant Bromance doesn’t turn into a combative love triangle

MIRI: I really really hope so too

KRIS: Doc does seem to be conscientious about staying on his Make Good Choices wagon

MIRI: They seem to be doing a nice job of Circumstances Keep Them Apart for Wy and Dolls this season, though of course that can only work for so long

Yeah, Doc and Chemist (is it Rosita?)’s little almost kiss was well played

Imagine trying to establish healthy boundaries in this group. Oy

KRIS: Ah, yes, it is Rosita

MIRI: Ok, back to Goononna for a moment--I think we finally get an answer to Is Waverly and Earp? through this, or at least they’re setting it up so make it seem that way

KRIS: Which scene in particular?

MIRI: At the end, when Wynonna drops Peacemaker

They used it as a demon detector well this ep, and then that’s a powerful moment

So if Wy can’t use it--or even touch it--it potentially falls to Waverly to kill some sort of demon. And then we see if the gun will shoot for her or not

KRIS: Okay, yeah

Oh, when Dolls handed Wynnona Peacemaker it kind of reminded me of that moment in Fury Road when Max gives Furiosa the rifle

MIRI: nice

KRIS: Not really a similar beat emotionally but still

MIRI: This is a show that does well on the details

Like Waves’ nail polish on the hands

KRIS: I definitely did not pick up on nail polish details

MIRI: Shocking 😉 

She had nail polish on, and then the regrown hand didn’t, so it was a nice visual clue that Gooverly was lying

And thus that she could in fact be Gooverly when the eyes weren’t black

KRIS: oh nice

Okay, so MRA villain and his Poor Faceless Sisters and whatever Doc let out of that crate in Black Badge

Which I now think could very well have NOT been deliberate?

MIRI: I fucking love you. “MRA villain and his Poor Faceless Sisters” omg

Is there a connection between them and what Doc let out? I may have missed that

But yes, let’s talk about the sinister siblings

KRIS: I think the Woman/Women in Black that have been skulking around since 202 are what he let out

MIRI: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh I did not put that together

interesting

KRIS: from the clothes and hands

MIRI: Yeah, that makes sense

wait, are they the ones wearing the sisters’ faces, do you think?

KRIS: I think so

Now I’m trying to remember if they were ever haunting Wynonna at the homestead

Like are they tied to that family [the Gardners] somehow or did that family just turn out to be a convenient way to get at Wynonna?

MIRI: I don’t think so. I think it just comes up because she smells the perfume there

Not sure about that

I think it’s just convenient

Unless they aren’t what Doc released and they came out of the abandoned school basement seal

KRIS: Or maybe it was one in the crate and one under the seal?

MIRI: Oh, could be!

KRIS: Because I was wondering why there were suddenly two

MIRI: And if it is them, why was one being Willa? Unless one actually is her?

Or it’s just to fuck with Wynonna

KRIS: Hmm

Maybe something to do with Earp women?

MIRI: Oh, could be. And it would be cool since we mostly hear about Earp men otherwise

Were those gross no-face bodies the actual sisters? I’m very concerned because I’m not sure if those cool/freaky jawline scars mean that’s where the demons or whatever climbed into the sisters’ bodies, or if they simply sewed the sisters’ faces onto theirs.

KRIS: I was pretty sure they just took their faces, yeah

MIRI: Blech

I mean, either is gross, obviously

KRIS: Yeah they’re definitely leaning into the horror angle

MIRI: Yeah, that’s not my favorite bit

Have you seen the ep 5 sneak peak?

Because EW

KRIS: No

MIRI: 

KRIS: Oh she is having fun

And so is art department

MIRI: Emily Andras or Melanie Scrofano?

And yes, they are

KRIS: Scrofano

But always Andras, I’m sure

MIRI: Yeah, I think it’ll be an intense ep

Looks like they’re not going to drag out everyone else finding out very long

KRIS: I’m glad

MIRI: Maybe one more episode, but no more than that definitely

Agreed!

KRIS: Doppelgänger stories have always stressed me out kind of irrationally

MIRI: Really?

KRIS: as far back as the 1992 Power Rangers

MIRI: Do tell

KRIS: I don’t know why exactly

I think I dislike characters even temporarily believing that their friends would be cruel to them

MIRI: Ahhhh, that makes sense

Did Gooverly stress you out?

I guess she wasn’t being mean much

KRIS: Weirdly not much

Maybe because Nicole caught on so quickly?

Or because it just wasn’t the A-story?

MIRI: Or because she was herself enough of the time?

KRIS: I guess

MIRI: I wish MRA villain [Tucker] had been possessed instead of his sister [Mercedes] who we had gotten to know a bit. I liked her

KRIS: Yeah! I wanted more scenes with her and Wynonna

MIRI: However I’m sure he’s going to die horribly, so that’ll be nice

Yes, their dynamic was good! Especially with the whole Willa thing

KRIS: I hope it’s Nicole who gets to at least arrest him

MIRI: YES

KRIS: I guess preferably he gets possessed or something and then she gets to blow him up

MIRI: Also good, but it being “normal police work” might be satisfying too

KRIS: Ohhhh, yeah

MIRI: Nedley’s defense of the normal cop duties worked really nicely for me

KRIS: It did, but the best version of that story involves Nicole/us getting to know more residents of Purgatory and I’m not sure the show has time for that

MIRI: Hmmmm good point

I think it’s a good justification for keeping her a secondary member of the team, if they had to make that choice in order to bring Jeremy and Rosita in too

KRIS: Yeah I think they’ll find the right balance

But even though I’m not really a fanfic reader I hope someone out there is doing some What Nicole Does Offscreen stories

MIRI: I have not gone looking for any Wynonna fanfic, but I feel sure that this exists

Also, did you ever read the road to Purgatory blog??

KRIS: I did not

MIRI: OMG

Ahhhhhh!!!!

KRIS: As in Wynonna on her bus trip home before the pilot?

MIRI: It’s a secret tumblr easter egg type thing

No, it’s Nicole’s early days in Purgatory!

KRIS: Ohhhhh

I can see her as the journaling type

And not so much Wynonna

I have some miscellaneous 103 notes and a couple of Andras tweets but I’m running out of thoughts for this one

MIRI: Hit me with the miscellaneous! That’s the advantage of the every few episodes check in, we can be as random as we need to be

KRIS: Some favorite lines:

Nicole: “Forget it.” Wynonna: “I think we both know I won’t.”

Doc: “I’ll get my vapors.”

Wynonna: “Lions and tigers and bears, oh shit.”

MIRI: All excellent

KRIS: My other 102-3 thing was that I’ve mentioned before that sometimes Wynonna’s cheese level goes a little too high for me; part of this is that I’m not much of a slo-mo guy

And Wynonna Earp loves its slo-mo

MIRI: Are you referring to the cheerleading slo-mo or battle slo-mo?

KRIS: Like dramatic walk slo-mo

MIRI: I’m a total sucker for it

KRIS: I was okay with Wynonna’s slo-mo middle finger after beating up a bunch of high schoolers

MIRI: hahahahahah you would be

KRIS: But when it’s played straight (I feel like I should add “so to speak” in the context of this show) it’s a little much for me

Just wanted to get that off my chest

MIRI: hahahahahahhahahahahah “so to speak”

I feel like Emily Andras would approve of that

KRIS: It’s not like four needle drops an episode but it’s a thing for me

MIRI: You’re entitled to your things

KRIS: Although slo-mo in fight scenes I generally approve of, if only because the industry is still recovering from everyone trying to copy Paul Greengrass’s shaky-cam 50-edits-a-second style of shooting fight scenes

MIRI: I’m 100% here for a dramatic, goo-covered slo-mo walk while they swing weapons, and I’m ok with that

hahahahah too true

KRIS: Thank the gods for John Wick

I think that’s all I had?

MIRI: (I CAN’T WAIT FOR ATOMIC BLONDE)

KRIS: Oh Andras tweets

https://twitter.com/emtothea/status/880976816609034241

And of course: https://twitter.com/emtothea/status/880980791572000768

MIRI: I have a few little things too--love that they’re carrying the Doc’s hat mourning on

KRIS: (I recommend that Earpers who like other Western things watch Justified if they haven’t already; an episode of the first season is called “Hatless”)

Liked Dolls reacting to his hatlessness

MIRI: You look shorter without a hat

Sidebar: Readers, Kris is a hat guy. This is why the hat stuff means so much to him. Tragically, I have yet to see him in a cowboy hat. I’ll let you know if it ever happens

K: It has now happened, not in real life but in photographic evidence

KRIS: I have lost two or three “outback” style hats

MIRI: Also, DPC’s singing voice is AMAZING and between the cheerleading thing and the song I think they’re trying to kill us all

Ok, any last Wynonna thoughts? Predictions for the rest of the seasons? Fears? outlandish dreams?

KRIS: I mostly just want to see Dolls breathe fire at more things

MIRI: That is an excellent goal

KRIS: And just general rooting for Nicole

MIRI: I bet we don’t get that much more because of the VFX budget, but I don’t know how much fire costs

KRIS: Definitely hoping for more No-Longer-Reluctant Bromance (how do you portmanteau Doc and Dolls?), and I trust this show not to go too far the way Supergirl did with spotlighting Mon-El

A few hours after this chat I searched Tumblr for “Hollidolls” and that didn’t turn up anything. I feel like Hollidolls should happen. Help me out, Earpers.

How about you?

MIRI: Agreed with all of the above!

I think we’ll se a little more of Jeremy as a person, not just a Black Badge dude

Maybe even a dramatic Make Your Choice type thing

And I hope Wynonna having shot Willa will be addressed, not just allowed to fade away. (Gooverly’s line this past ep suggests that it will)

And I hope that we get an answer to Waverley’s Earp status

Ok, I think that’s it for me

KRIS: Until next time, readers: Way cool with a side of habanero!

Oh my god

That’s the cheesiest exit I’ve ever done

MIRI: hahahahahha

KRIS: It’s the exclamation point, isn’t it

MIRI: You realize you have to include the critique of the exit in the exit now, right?

KRIS: or the fact that I’m not Melanie Scrofano

obviously

MIRI: 

help now I’m caught in a gif spiral of how great her faces are

sorry not sorry for this

KRIS: Melanie Scrofano, International Treasure

No promises, but we’ll try to be back around episode 7. In the meantime, you can follow us on Twitter, where Kris retweets a lot of culture critics, screenwriters, and actors. 

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reading snk #6: chapters 85-95

i have a lot of feelings okayyyy

'first of all... the survey corps is now... just the nine of us here?' DAMN THAT'S SO TRAGIC ;___; WE LOST SO MANY GREAT CHARACTERS ALONG THE WAY

'you've been entrusted with erwin's life, as well as the power of the titans' sooooo... no pressure armin

those panels of eren and mikasa standing in front of their old house as kids and as teenagers i'mma cry

THEY'RE GOING TO THE FUCKING BASEMENT I CAN'T BREATHE

it's a wrong key... oopst just kidding, it's empty... oopst just kidding

do you think it's funny i almost had a heart attack @ isayama

'wall maria has been retaken' yaaaaaaaay it's such a bittersweet victory

a photo of grisha's first wife and... zeke???????

'humanity has not perished' ok i figured as much not because of imir's flashback but back when we found out about annie and reiner and bertolt's hometown and even earlier when i found out there were three walls and they had no idea what was beyond them, but i expected something more in terms of a post-apocaliptic world, not an entire fucking civilization

grisha's backstory... blatant ww2 references idk how i feel about that

and they have zeppelins???? the fuck

what the fuck did that man do to his sister???

the history of eldia and marley... so eren and co are on the paradis island

THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE RN

(i could probably write an entire essay about the parallels to the real world, but it's not a place for this, this was supposed to be just me liveblogging and posting random thoughts and reactions goddd, i'm not sure how i feel about this story suddenly turning into a modern morality tale)

NINE TITANS? DO THEY MEAN SPECIFICALLY TITAN-SHIFTERS??? ARE YOU TELLING ME THERE ARE ONLY NINE OF THEM? WHAT

'his name was zeke' DUH

oh and the marley government had seven of them

so i guess: eren has two (grisha's and frieda's) armin annie reiner zeke zeke's pet friend ymir

there's still one more we haven't seen yet could it be someone still behind the walls??? i cannot take another betrayal

'we are sure to see an age where military power backed by fuel determines the state of the world' it doesn't ring a bell AT ALL

'the ten of millions of titans that sleep inside the walls will surely flatten the entire earth' damn king fritz was not playing around

ZEKE BETRAYED HIS OWN PARENTS OH MY GOD

THIS IS THE PLACE FROM YMIR'S FLASHBACK AHHHHH SO THAT'S WHAT IT WAS

they're turning them into titans so that they can murder their own people jfc

oh the santa titan was one of grisha's friends...AND DINA WAS THE SMILING TITAN THIS IS SO FUCKED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that guy is the owl! and he's one of the titan-shifters and his name is eren!!!

'whoever inherits the power of the nine titans will die in thirteen years' WHAT THE FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DINA WAS OF ROYAL BLOOD AND EREN COULD USE THE COORDINATE POWER ONLY WHEN HE TOUCHED HER HMM

THE ATTACK TITAN SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN THE TITLE DROP

'everyone has a phase like this' and then a panel of eren looking like an old man my heart hurts

HERE IT COMES YMIR'S FLASHBACK... BUT IT'S ACTUALLY A LOVE LETTER ;___;

EREN IS PROTECTING HISTORIA ;______;

'if you want to save them all mikasa armin and the others carry out your mission to the end' hmm what this is a very interesting quote tbh kinda reminds me of the very first scene in the manga

ONE YEAR PASSED? WHOA

THEY'RE GOING OUTSIDE TO SEE THE OCEAN ;_______;

'that glittering time of carefree dreams had already come to an end' wtf they were happy for like 5 minutes, give them a break ffs i want to see them being carefree :(

okayyyyy, starting chapter 91... WHAT IS HAPPENING???

middle east union, seriously? so isayama is really going there

ARE YOU FRICKING KIDDING ME? 4 YEARS??? THAT MEANS EREN HAS ONLY 4 YEARS TO LIVE NOOOOOOPE

are those kids a new generation of ~the warriors~? poor them they don't know what they're getting themselves into oh and they are clearly brainwashed too

NEW TITAN? WHO IS THAT?

daaaaaaaamn reiner looks so good with his scruff

OH MY GOD HOW DOES EREN LOOK LIKE NOW? AND THE OTHERS?? THEY'RE FOUR YEARS OLDER NOW ARE WE GONNA SEE FLASHBACKS????

they're using mindless titans to fight that's so fucked up

what's next? titans falling from the sky - levi's nightmare is real

'walls disgust me' oh no you didn't, reiner

the inverted map i cannot

'by the administration of your spinal cord fluid into your companions thy turn into titans and they do whatever you say after hearing your scream and even if the moon appears they are able to move during the night. for generations this ability was never presnt within a beast titan' SO THAT'S WHY IT'S BECAUSE OF HIS ROYAL BLOOD ISN'T IT?

ahhhhh so eren and armin were defending the island for 4 years

'my mistake was underestimating those weapons' muhahahaha i need levi vs zeke round 2 stat, lmao he's really scared of the ackermans

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK IS YMIR DEAD?????? DID ISAYAMA JUST KILL HER OFFSCREEN? THE FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  ;_____________;

AND NOW MARCEL'S BROTHER HAS HER TITAN, THE STORY CAME FULL CIRCLE

IT'S A GIRL SHE'S THE PET TITAN SHE WAS IN HER TITAN FORM FOR TWO MONTHS STRAIGHT SO SHE FORGOT HOW TO WALK JFC

so... liberio is reiner's hometown goddddddddd this is too much and gabi is his cousin of course that's why he's trying to save her

DID I JUST... CRY BECAUSE OF REINER'S SPEECH AT THE DINNER? ;_____;

'WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY DIFFERENT VARIETY OF PEOPLE? THEY'RE ALL BAD RIGHT?' OH MY GOD GABI THIS IS SO HEARTBREAKING

REINER'S FLASHBACK IS SO SAD POOR BRAINWASHED KIDS

'won't something happen?' omg eren be careful what you wish for

'the teiber family controls the power of the warhammer titan' SO THE NINTH TITAN IS REVEALED!!!

oh okay so reiner's dad is a scumbag

REINER WASN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE THERE AND THEN MARCEL SAVED HIS LIFE

AND PEOPLE IN THE COMMENTS JUST INFORMED ME THAT EREN IS ALREADY THERE HONESTLY I READ IT ALL SO FAST I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE HIM BUT HE'S THERE THEY ALREADY INFILTRATED LIBERIO OH MY GOD ! ! !

[jincherie]

🌱- I always wanted to go to Australia! New Zealand also! I love all the wildlife Australia has! I live in Iowa and I’m literally surrounded by corn fields! I also was going to go to South Korea but ended up choosing Quebec instead since it was slightly cheaper. The last time I was in Canada I got drunk af and some rich guy bought my friend and I endless drinks and escorted us to highclass clubs and omfg he was so cool and then I ruined the night by making our with a tall Russian douche

Anonymous said to rbuns:🌱- also super gross weird story-time I hope will brighten your day. There’s some guy at my work who’s not cute, smells horrible and never washes his long ass hair. His girlfriend also works with us. He and her wanted me to be in a poly relationship with them (they’re my age) and I refused but the guy kept dropping weird shit like anytime I’d wear yoga pants he’d say “uhg, you’re wearing yoga pants” and literally growl. He actually makes animal noises at work in front of anyone - cont.

Anonymous said to rbuns:Cont- and the girl is so persistent. She always asks me to be with her and she buys me gifts and stuff and oml they are gross af. The guy will touch my hair and he makes cringey ass noises like “mehhh” and weird animalistic noises??? He also just complains about how he hates Islam?? And how all animals love him and snakes “nuzzle” him and how he thinks he’s actually part wolf??? He also does his own screamo at work. The girl just flirts but omfg I finally got them to leave me alone. Enjoy.

El-anon I’m fucking crying oh my god ok hold on jakbdkjs ok im schooled ppppffttahaha ok here i go

jcnnf I am glad!! Always warms my heart when important people wanna come here, ur always welcome !!!!

i am SCREAMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA OH MY GOSH GOODBYE im, this is the kind of shit you--- you deadass live the life people write in fics oh my god this is incredible im, w;eoifljnn im laughing so hard this made my night, my day, I’m going to think of this when I wake up, when I go to sleep, when i stir my coffee, this is going to HAUNT me and my dumb giggly ass is gonna laugh every time because hthis is the funniest shit oh my gosd. he does his own screamo, i’m alinednjnd;s;kld PART WOLF OMG ALL I CAN THINK OF IS THAT VINE, HOLD ON, THIS ONE, I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT THE BARKING AT THE OCEAN OH MY GODDDDDDDDD GOODBYE WORLD

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i miss the purana waala punditji who used to show up for all the poojas. 😕😕😕

lol what's with this weird 90s indipop type music for the maha-aarti? 🤔🤔🤔

also, does every aarti done by this family have to be a MAHAAAAA aarti? do they not have normal low key aartis like the rest of us plebs? 😗😗😗

what other occasion did they wear this floral set of outfits for? i'm fairly sure i've seen it before. 🤔🤔🤔

has to be one of shivaay's wedding functions with tia, i guess. 😕😕😕

GOD WHY WON'T THIS AARTI GET OVER, DO WE HAVE TO REALLY WATCH THE WHOLE THING? ITNA DEKHNA THA, TOH SACH KI POOJA MEIN CHALI JAATI. USKA PUNYA TOH MIL JAATA. 😑😑😑

aur prasad bhi. #prasadKeLiyeKuchBhiKarega 🙃🙃🙃

wait what? when did anika see that pinky was behind the whole thing? is this an editing glitch???? or did i miss the scene???? 😟😟😟

amazing. she's hiding behind the most translucent fucking curtain in the fucking universe. goddddddddd anika. 🙄🙄🙄

yep. audio editing glitch. she hasn't discovered that it's pinky yet. 😶😶😶

OH MY GOD, THIS AARTI WON'T GET OVER. LIKE *MY* ARMS ARE GETTING TIRED JUST WATCHING IT. 😣😣😣

ouff WALK FASTER, ANIKAAAAAA!!!! 😩😩😩

ugh. prinku's here to ruin things as usual. 😒😒😒

... ok the oBros better get a direct access pass to heaven for this aarti, honestly. 😐😐😐

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!! 😫😫😫

ouff, abhi dus ghante is reaction ko kheenchenge. 😒😒😒

like, i don't get why anika is SOOOOOOOO shocked. of ALL the people in the fam, pinky is the LEAST SURPRISING answer to ‘who could be behind this?’ 😕😕😕

oufffffff, this episode is going to really test my patience. and im just 7.5 fucking minutes in. 😣😣😣

... and the aarti is STILL on. STILL. matlab yeh toh aarti nahi, TAPASYA ho gayi. lord shiva himself will be coming down and granting the oBros boons for their penance and dedication by the end of the episode. 🙄🙄🙄

finally, the aarti is picking up pace, at least. 😐😐😐

anguished glances exchanged. shivaay notices, but decides to play it cool. 😶😶😶

this mahasangam has been mostly hit and miss, but i'd like to thank it for giving me my shivaay/gauri brOTP. 😌😌😌

what was that look that shivaay and om exchanged??? 🙁🙁🙁

SWARNNNNNN AKSHAR. #vadeLogVadiVadiBaatein 😏😏😏

lmao anika, really? afterrrr everything she's said to you, you're like this is a "galat fehmi"?? girl, you're 7 different types of stupid, honestly. 🙄🙄🙄

LMAO THIS JANKYASS "KUL PATRI". they didn't even erase the "guides" properly. 😂😂😂

if it was me in this situation, watch me fuck up my otherwise good handwriting while writing in the kul patri. 🙈🙈🙈

i just noticed that they seem to have recycled sumo's mangalsutra and given it to gauri? or maybe it's not the same one, but the design is pretty similar. 😐😐😐

awww, jhanvi's happy sigh. 😊😊😊

ouff, just write it. or don't. make up your mind. 😒😒😒

LMAOOOOOO OM, GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF. 🙄🙄🙄

gauri be like BITCH, PLAY ALONG. 😟😟😟

hahahahahahaha, check and mate. shivaay totally fucked you over. 😆😆😆 

HAAAAAAAA. I LOVE IT. HE WRITES IT IN HIMSELF. I FUCKING LOVE IT. 😈😈😈😈😈😈

also, amaaazing how anika and om have the exact same handwriting in devanagari calligraphy. 😇😇😇

now you can't blame her. she did the best she could. your bitch ass couldn't commit to the act. 🙄😒😒😒

finally. anika's seen the light. 😐😐😐

haaaaaye. pretty pretty babies. 😍😍😍😍😍😍

ugh, i like this song, but why THIS version, instead of the male one? that version is better! 😫😫😫

god om, you're the worstttttttttt. 😑😑😑

lmao honestly pinky. do you think this is endearing you to jethani ji? she likes her bahu, you know... like ONE SHOULD. 🙄🙄🙄

god pinkyyyyyyyyy, you're honestly so fucking terrible. like, ok, you're allowed to have opinions on anika, however wrong they are, coz your son is married to her. but where the fuck do you get off spewing such bs about GAURI, when jhanvi just told you that she loves her and thinks she's perfect? 😠😠😠

THAAAAAAAANKKKKKKK YOUUUUUU JHAAAANVIIIIII. YOU'RE HONESTLY THE FUCKING BEST. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

god, why did they dispatch her off to DBO, when her sanity is sooooo desperately needed in IB????? 😩😩😩

ohhhhhhhhh boy. oh boy oh boy oh boy. looks like anika won't have to do khulaasa after all. mummeh is hellbent on phodofying her own bhaanda. 😶😶😶

lord give me patience, i am about to cut a bitch. 😡😡😡

what's he gonna do? what? WHAT? 😧😧😧

of all the phones that have met their demise at shivaay's hands, this one had the most noble death. #salute #trueMartyr 😌😌😌

how was he certain that the kalam would break? what was his plan if it didn't???? 🤔🤔🤔

lollllllllll shivaay, you're making it SO FUCKING obvious. 🙄🙄🙄

also haaaaaa! fuck you pinky. 🙃🙃🙃

why is the room decorated for suhaag raat???? 😶😶😶

oh boy she has a glass of milk also. yikes. 😬😬😬

why's he asking HER, as if SHE did it? she was with him the whole time. 🙄🙄🙄

"hum din mein mombatti kyun jalayenge???" #askingTheRealQuestions 😂😂😂

IS HE FUCKING MAD?????????????? 😫😫😫😫😫😫

LMAOOOOOOOOO. and that's that. happy now, om? 😂😂😂

wait what???? WHY IS BUAMAA TRYING TO DRUG OMKARA???? OH GOD, IS SHE EVIL????? 😫😫😫😫😫

oh thankkkkk god. some distraction from the crappiness. 😥😥😥 

loooooking goooood, rudy boyy! 😘😘😘

oh no, back to this. for once i don't want to see a shivika scene. TAKE ME BACK TO RUDRA IN MEERUT!!!!!!!! 😩😩😩

girl, you're the worst at hiding shit . just tell him. 😶😶😶

yay, back to rudra! 😊😊😊

matlab kuch bhi????? aise kaise kisi bhi ladki ka haath awaiiii pakad liya???  😟😟😟

LMAO THE MUSIC. SO CHEESY. 🙄🙄🙄

... ok she looks A LOT like amrapali (kamini)??? 😯😯😯

down to the mole around the mouth/chin area! they could really play sisters! 

oh my god, why is she crying?!?!!?!? 😟😟😟😟😟😟

cry baby meets bigger cry baby. 😂😂😂

yikes, i don't like her already. 😬😬😬

i have the same face and reaction as rudra right now, honestly. 😒😒😒

ok what is this garbage? is this what i had to give sumo up for? FUCK THAT! 😤😤😤

fwding this cheesy ass BS coz i honestly can't. 

what does he mean that the bride isn't marrying the guy???? isn't this a shaadi ka ghar???? the bride's house??? WHAT EVEN IS HAPPENING????THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID. GOD. 😡😡😡

lmaooooooooooo gauri is highhhhhh. 😂😂😂

and om is the established charasi of the relationship, lol. 😇😇😇

omg her laugh is adoraaaaaable. why is she soooo damn cute? it defies the laws of science! 😍😍😍

lol nandi is gonna be her cow, isn't it? 😐😐😐

*angrily yelling* “ARE YOU SAYING I'M ALWAYS ANGRY?????”

idiot. 😒😒😒

"ab shankarji ka naam pe aapka naam rakha hai, toh aap kya teesri aankh khol ke hamesha humare peeche lage rahenge???" 

OMFG YAAAAS GIRL, ASK HIM. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

seriously, it's like the ghost of old shivaay is possessing him. 😐😐😐

getting this girl highhh is the best thing that has ever happened. 😌😌😌

oh my heart. this angel. i love her so much. she deserves sooooo much better. 😥😥😥😥😥😥😥

run away, girl. just run away and find yo'self a better man. 😣😣😣

"KADOOO PATA THA!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

YESSSSSSSS! DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCHHHHHH HER!!!!!! 😠😠😠

oh gauri, bade bhaiyya ko dekh dekh ke hi toh yeh aisa ban gaya hai. ab bade bhaiyya ne u-turn mar diya toh yeh akela pad gaya apne is kameenepan mein. 😕😕😕

"one for all, all for one" my ass. 🙄🙄🙄

lol "baarish". this adorable munchkinnnn. 😚😚😚

wow. that was some super quick sobering up. 😐😐😐

girl, just LEAVEEEEEEEEEEE. honestly, leave his fucking assssss. 😒😒😒

god, from the frying pan to the fire. 😩😩😩

ok, so he knows that it's someone from the inner circle. just... hit him with the truth, anika. just rip off the bandaid. 😬😬😬

lmao ok, doesn't look like SHIVAAAAY SINGH OBEROIIIIII is handling it very well after all. 😂😂😂

GIRL WHY DID YOU COME BACK???????? 😣😣😣

is buamaa evil or not? or did she just try and drug him to get him to MELLOW THE FUCK DOWN, coz he needs it. 😒😒😒

but seriously, could people stop trying to drug omkara? he has drug issues for godssakes. 😐😐😐

lmao ok, i'm #teamBuaMaa again. 😊😊😊

yaaaaaaass girl, stand up to him. #teamGauri4eva 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

yeah, your hair flick isn't remotely as cool as shivaay's hair flick. stop trying so hard. 🙄🙄🙄

ohhhhhh boyy. shivaay is not handlingggggg it well. 😬😬😬

GREAT. JUST GREAAAAAAAAAAT. MUMMEH KA KOI NAYA DRAMA SHURU HO GAYA. 😑😑😑

OH LORD WHAT EVEN... ugh, do i haaaaaave to watch tomorrow? it’s my day offff, i just want to be happyyyyy. 😩😩😩😩😩