activemagnesiumcream3000
who up in the marshes haha
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activemagnesiumcream3000 · 10 hours ago
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you ever done a shit so diabolical you have to take off all your clothes and sit there goose-pimpled and naked as the day before you were born as some terrible divinity calls down a righteous fury of fiery rain upon you for all of your mortal sins . that just happened to me
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activemagnesiumcream3000 · 3 months ago
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tryna figure out what makes us intrinsically human since it isn't love, fear, empathy, intelligence, capacity for learning etc, and have come to the conclusion that actually maybe there is nothing special about us and that is ok. and really it is that or 9/11 jokes so .
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activemagnesiumcream3000 · 3 months ago
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grand wizard smeeblebarb the girthy has been arrested for evading his taxes for the last 300 years and the much more serious crime of not wearing any fucking underwear to grand wizard council meetings for the last 200 years, more at 10
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activemagnesiumcream3000 · 3 months ago
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tbh the community i have no beef with but find the strangest is the 'bloody nails' beauty aesthetic??? like you do you but also the cognitive dissonance i felt seeing beauty products devoted to recreating the effect of my mental illness is NOT to be underestimated. for just forty all american dollars you too can look like a stressed out teenager with ocd picking compulsions who forgot to buy bandaids again
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activemagnesiumcream3000 · 3 months ago
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there are several beautiful women in my phone named toll fee overdue pay now to avoid a fine trying to contact me. is this love
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activemagnesiumcream3000 · 4 months ago
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thought a little too hard about wild geese by mary oliver 4 dead 17 injured
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activemagnesiumcream3000 · 5 months ago
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wrote this for an assignment but i think it is. maybe relevant beyond that
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activemagnesiumcream3000 · 6 months ago
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me, perfectly breaking slices off a loaf of frozen bread with my bare hands to prove to potential mates that i am a competent spouse:
the grocery store cashier who makes minimum wage watching me do this: sir i have asked you multiple times to leave the freezer section,
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activemagnesiumcream3000 · 6 months ago
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putting perfume on my left wrist and cologne on my right and brackish water on my neck to telegraph to passerby in the streets that i am non binary
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activemagnesiumcream3000 · 7 months ago
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'build together with the power of ai' THROW YOURSELF INTO A FUCKING PEAT BOG.
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activemagnesiumcream3000 · 7 months ago
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The british rail system is a joke it costs me the same amount, with a railcard, to get to the airport as it does to get a flight to spain
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activemagnesiumcream3000 · 7 months ago
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devastating news my gimmick blog is now being an autistic little freak about trains and wizards
gimmick blog except the gimmick is just im an autistic little freak who says things that make no sense
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activemagnesiumcream3000 · 7 months ago
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grand wizard smeeplebarb the girthy wants to know if you have taken your meds today and also if you are willing to give him your spleen
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activemagnesiumcream3000 · 7 months ago
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activemagnesiumcream3000 · 7 months ago
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would you like my posts if i didn't have a default tumblr icon be honest
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activemagnesiumcream3000 · 7 months ago
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Space westerns are one of the best sci-fi subgenres not just for the amazing stories that it tells but because they are the most likely to have space trains
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activemagnesiumcream3000 · 7 months ago
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