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🌱- I always wanted to go to Australia! New Zealand also! I love all the wildlife Australia has! I live in Iowa and I’m literally surrounded by corn fields! I also was going to go to South Korea but ended up choosing Quebec instead since it was slightly cheaper. The last time I was in Canada I got drunk af and some rich guy bought my friend and I endless drinks and escorted us to highclass clubs and omfg he was so cool and then I ruined the night by making our with a tall Russian douche
Anonymous said to rbuns:🌱- also super gross weird story-time I hope will brighten your day. There’s some guy at my work who’s not cute, smells horrible and never washes his long ass hair. His girlfriend also works with us. He and her wanted me to be in a poly relationship with them (they’re my age) and I refused but the guy kept dropping weird shit like anytime I’d wear yoga pants he’d say “uhg, you’re wearing yoga pants” and literally growl. He actually makes animal noises at work in front of anyone - cont.
Anonymous said to rbuns:Cont- and the girl is so persistent. She always asks me to be with her and she buys me gifts and stuff and oml they are gross af. The guy will touch my hair and he makes cringey ass noises like “mehhh” and weird animalistic noises??? He also just complains about how he hates Islam?? And how all animals love him and snakes “nuzzle” him and how he thinks he’s actually part wolf??? He also does his own screamo at work. The girl just flirts but omfg I finally got them to leave me alone. Enjoy.
El-anon I’m fucking crying oh my god ok hold on jakbdkjs ok im schooled ppppffttahaha ok here i go
jcnnf I am glad!! Always warms my heart when important people wanna come here, ur always welcome !!!!
i am SCREAMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA OH MY GOSH GOODBYE im, this is the kind of shit you--- you deadass live the life people write in fics oh my god this is incredible im, w;eoifljnn im laughing so hard this made my night, my day, I’m going to think of this when I wake up, when I go to sleep, when i stir my coffee, this is going to HAUNT me and my dumb giggly ass is gonna laugh every time because hthis is the funniest shit oh my gosd. he does his own screamo, i’m alinednjnd;s;kld PART WOLF OMG ALL I CAN THINK OF IS THAT VINE, HOLD ON, THIS ONE, I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT THE BARKING AT THE OCEAN OH MY GODDDDDDDDD GOODBYE WORLD
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