#still a loser

[ghostbredtt]

ooooooo can you pls draw me cinder

flaming loser

[captainsaltypear]

IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR

[zerogravityinq]

i realize that i am such a lurker and researcher, I generally am pretty ahead and can use slang well. I dig into know your meme, urban dictionary or even 4chan to catch up. I have been told that I would be great with children [lies lies and damned lies] because I catch their memes fast.

[longingpolaris]

these two weeks went by fast, and now I'm back to square one: unemployed, bored and lonely

[swordsonnet]

i'm sorry but i don't think we should call this the "autism website" when there's still posts with tons of notes mocking people who:

struggle with social skills / have anxiety around social settings

are unemployed / unable to work certain jobs

have intense or "age-inappropriate" interests

haven't had certain life experiences that are deemed universal/essential

struggle with personal hygiene

don't have any friends or dating experience

don't go outside much or at all

take things literally / don't get sarcasm/jokes

have unusual ways of speaking

generally aren't "normal"

[jade-len]

yeah twink shen yuan this hunky binghe that, in all honesty the image of some scruffy awkwardly tall lanky mid 20's nerd with a half shaven tired face standing next to a seemingly perfect almost androgynous gorgeous beauty of a man is 5x more hilarious, bc imagine witnessing an absolute supermodel influencer (who's known to be a ladykiller) crying and clinging to some guy who looks like he's on the verge of having a midlife crisis at only 24 tiredly patting said supermodel's head and in a deep dead pan voice saying, "no dumpling, you can't murder that girl just because she said my xianxia themed legos were stupid." like you can't tell me that the stark contrast and impact would be nearly the same if it were your typical twink sy and hunk binghe.

[wombywoo]

check-up 🤕

[plutonicbees]

I've been totally fixated on the fact that gwen stays with hobie when she's not on spider-team missions so here's some fun notes

gwen says that hobie lets her crash in his universe- not "house" or "place" or "apartment", because hobie is homeless

she wears his chucks (how is she fitting into his shoes?) which is funny because hobie's original spider-punk costume included him wearing chucks, but in the movie he only wears boots

in the comics, the gwen stacy of earth-138 was, in hobie's words, "the greatest artist of [their] generation" who died a punk-rock legend, and hobie was/is a big fan of hers. gwen thinks his universe is cool and thinks it's extra cool that she's famous there, so his universe is probably something of a comfort place for her

gwen is apparently in his band (possibly his friend group which he calls the spider-band despite the fact that they're not actually a band and the others are not spideys), though gwen once rejected hobie's proposal of making an album together because his singing voice is awful (still, this was after they saved the world by playing punk rock together)

also, it's interesting to read "coming out as a superhero" as a queer allegory and it works in this situation as it parallels queer kids being kicked out of their homophobic homes and staying with friends in the aftermath

anyways. support the gwen and hobie besties agenda <3

[norry-yippee]

Remus Lupin is a NERD and a LOSER stop these false ‘cool guy’ accusations!!!!

Everyone thought he was hot then they tried to have a conversation and baby couldn’t get a full sentence in.

[kneelingshadowsalome]

König wants to lie side by side and stare you in the eyes. He read somewhere that having moments of eye contact strengthens the emotional bond between a couple.

...It's just that he wants to be naked when you do it. He calls this 'You & Me time", doesn't even blink as he cradles you in his arms, somehow snuggles his cock inside of you too.

Full, wrinkled balls press flush against your skin as you swallow uncomfortably, his eyes now boring deeper into yours. His dick gives the occasional throb against your walls, and if you try to wriggle out of his grasp or change position, he grunts, very displeased.

[murdockbuckley]

chimney "chronic migraines" han (it's why he's always chewing gum)

bobby "chronic back pain" nash (broke his back before la, has had buildings collapse on it multiple times since, like in mayday)

evan "chronic leg/whole body pain, insomniac, HoH" buckley (he got crushed by a truck and then struck by lightning come on now)

eddie "chronic pain" diaz (he's been shot so many times)

can't believe i forgot him but:

ravi "in remission" panikkar

[crystallizsch]

[mismatchsocks]

“post prison reid is so tough and badass” ?? the same post prison reid who begged prentiss not to leave the team again??? the same post prison reid who can’t stand group food?? the same post prison reid who bleached his apartment because a woman would be in it for like five minutes??? the same post prison reid who was studying fungi because he found it relatable????

[torvagatai]

thinking about the difference between melodramatic, moody angel telling buffy he wishes he could see her in direct sunlight vs. spike just straight up scurrying around Sunnydale with a blanket over his head whenever he gets bored and wants to see buffy during the day

[plutoslvr]

10 year old tim drake leaving hate comments on every single robin jason post ever saying shit like "i hope this fucker kills himself so the first one comes back "

[fraudue]

brand new city (you do it to yourself)