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Cain Instinct on Steroids

it will probably kill me but i want to write in Tom and Jason's Cain Instinct to its logical...well conclusion isn't quite it?

Because if you combine both of them highly trained, magical [albeit Jason has less experience than Tom], and a boon where they literally don't permanently die?

The ONLY thing that saves them from the wrath of Alfred and Freya is that they can magically fix and clean things. Otherwise that time Jason threw a mini nuke at Tom and wiped out the 6th parlor or the 20th time Tomc cast fireball in the manor after been told not to would have been the last time and they would be on Wall Time til the end of time.

And if they have an audience - guests? Siblings? outer family? family friends in the know? JL? - it ramps up so much higher and when I tell you Clark is STRESSED while Lois is enjoying the fireworks - both literal and figurative.

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DP in 2025

its just as well that Danny Phantom takes place during the early 2000s because if it was real in this here age? We would be cooked SEVERAL times over.

Ember would ascend to being an Ancient just from TikTok. Hell even Youtube views. Godforbid she gets to like Beiber or god forbid, Taylor Swift levels of popular. That edits to Remember would be fire tho.

Spectra didn't have to torment Casper High - she could just join BetterHelp as a therapist and be full for centuries. She would also ascend. If she didn't want to work, she can just get on twitter. Plenty of misery to be had.

Vlad wouldn't be any different. He would still be an incel. I feel him and Muskrat would get on like a dumpster on fire.

I haven't seen DP in ages but I am sure there are more out there.

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Bruce is Stressed™

All through Damian's gestation and Babyhood, Bruce aged like 100 years.

First was by his vigilante husband, which was cool as fuck at first because he had an adult partner to fight crime [sorry, Dick] and help with the kids, being pregnant was A LOT. Harry did not want to just sit down and be pregnancy glow all up in the manor. He waited a full 6 MONTHS until he benched himself. Belly the size of a watermelon, punching crime in the face. Even the criminals felt sorry for Batman. Ivy didn't use her pollen on Harry and even Riddler didn't put Harry as a hostage in Death Traps.

Then Damian was born.

For the first few weeks it was great. He would wake up, cry, poop, look around, eat, poop more and just be a tiny cute human .

But then he got to the sit up phase.

And Bruce was STRESSED.

Damian would throw himself back no matter where his little diaper clad butt sat. On their bed. On Bruce's lap [ow]. On the floor. In his playpen. In his crib, against the bars. In Tim's room on the edge of the bed.

What really stressed Bruce the most was Harry, though. Because Harry was very nonchalant about the whole affair.

Not that he didn't care or never worried but he had raised a no self preservation baby before - Tom.

He knew, no matter how much he reassured Bruce that magical kids are sturdy as fuck and, short of him telling Bruce of the boon, that Damian' isn't going to permanently harm himself, that Bruce was going to tweak out regardless.

Because that was the New Parent of a Baby Experience™

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i got a bot asking if i want to be a sugar baby.

That is fucking insidious. In this economy?!

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Mn

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In retrospect most of the things involving the twins are very triggering to like people with fertility issues, mothers who had a stillbirth, and other similar medical trauma.

I haven't written much of that in the main series and this is my reminder to tag it as such but big honking trigger warning over the whole 'You're spooky, Baby" arc in the series.

Like I have some other stuff tagged like major character death (they revive) and like house elf slavery and euthanasia (which the latter is blink and you miss it) but please let me know if I need to tag something.

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Maybe I should have added a trigger warning 😅

Context is Danny (and his twin Lilith) were born halfas thus are technically half dead or half stillborn. Bruce, their dad, is nonono explain this properly. This is a Harry Potter x DC Comics x Danny Phantom crossover fict series.

I have a running joke idea where Danny introduces himself as a ghost and when asked he brightly says he was born like this.

Everyone thinks this means he was stillborn.

Lilith who knows what they think never corrects their assumption.

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I have a running joke idea where Danny introduces himself as a ghost and when asked he brightly says he was born like this.

Everyone thinks this means he was stillborn.

Lilith who knows what they think never corrects their assumption.

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Make The World Main Outline

I feel like posting a thing and also i am thinking of putting the main stories into arcs. I wish ao3 did nested series [I know you can put stories in multiple series but I mean like a main series then nested within that are mini series or arcs.] or like arcs but that would maybe break the site. Anyway, there is a copy paste of my main outline page in obsidian. Under the cut for minor spoilers but I think I have posted enough that there aren't any major spoilers.

i was gonna just copy paste the text but it kept fucking up the formatting. So this is just screenshots of what i see. Each arc is like 5-20 stories and the cast pages....woof i am only like mostly through with the Potter-Waynes. I have so much more to do.

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today in half formed jokes: Tom in my verse was formed from the horcrux in Harry's scar. So technically, Voldemort is his dad.

Somehow, SOME WAY, I need Harry to joke that Voldemort is a deadbeat dad that never paid him Child Maintenance/Child Support or the batkids calling him the worst pedo because he put a baby in a baby. I will probably do the first joke because i don't think I can pull the second one off.

This will probably be in NtH

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there is something so weird about writing ahead on a chaptered fict. If I keep this momentum, this will get done before September.

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please know that if you subscribe to a oneshot...

BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE

CRIMINALLY OFFENSIVE SIDE EYE DO YOU HEAR ME???

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I just hurt myself writing an epilogue of a fict

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Chapters: 7/? Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Harry Potter/Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson/Tom Riddle Characters: Harry Potter, Bruce Wayne, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Sirius Black, Damian Wayne, Stephanie Brown, Tim Drake, Cassandra Cain, Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, Kon-El | Conner Kent, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley Additional Tags: Time Travel, Dimension Travel, au meets canon, Male Pregnancy, Crack Treated Seriously, Batfamily (DCU) Feels, Joker Jr references, Past Character Death, No character bashing, Manipulative but Well-Meaning Dumbledore, Hero Summoning, Isekai Series: Part 3 of Make the World - Spinoffs Summary:

A more serious look if the Make The World Coven and Colony were summoned in Harry's Fifth Year.

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dont mind me just struggling to figure out where tech was in 1988 when death in the family happened and how that will help or hinder the MtW cast trying to stop jason from dying

fun fact, my bruce was *squints at paper* 7 years old when DitF happened. He was born in 1981. so this is weird.

I think i am going to have to jump straight to the action, no breaks and pretend the movie doesn't exist because otherwise i may lose my mind.

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me, typing: and with this, Sirius can be exonerated.

me, looking it up to make sure I am using it right: Oh, this is a big word for Elmo.

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i got a choice to make. Either I use the DitF timeline from the interactive movie or I use the comics one. The comics one is kinda eh but it works better for my purposes [also Ras why the fuck were you working with Joker to make dirty bombs??? Ariana what are you doing here????] so i am going to go for that.