#starr’s pets

[evilhomoashell]

INTRO!! (You all cheer)

(Last updated 11/21/24)

current hyperfixation: david bowie, eminem, star wars

Yo I’m Starr (she/they) I'm bi? and autistic or something

I don't care who interacts with my posts (age wise) just please do not DM me if you are over 18, Im 14. DO NOT SEND ME DONATION OR CHAIN ASKS PLEASE moots can dm me tho

i lobe ❤️

• marauders and skittles and Valkyries yknow

•adventure time, amphibia, she-ra, steven universe, the owl house, bee snd puppycat, avatarthe last airbender, gravity falls, spy family,

• bowie, conan gray, hozier, mitski, korn, Chloe moriondo, Renee rapp, Eminem, chappel roan, weyes blood, johnnie guilbert, hole, nirvana, tyler, kendrick lamar, crawlers, billie, olivia rodrigo, weezer, radiohead, ayesha erotica, lana del ray, mckenna grace, fiona apple, limp bizkit, deftones, the cure, a lottt of artists

•percy jackson, simon snow

•webtoons like high class homos, dickheads, school bus graveyard

•lucifer, b99, heartstopper, smiling friends, everything sucks,

•greek myth

•Drag!!! I lobe it my favs are trixie and katya ofc and bob the drag queen, and chappel roan if she counts

•kurtis conner, danny gonzales, drew gooden, film cooper, tara yummy, jake and johnnie, funky frogbait, nikki carreon, jack edwards, chad chad, brittany broski, grace garragan

•movies like bottoms, scream series, maleficent w Angelina Jolie, DECENDANTS AND NOT BC OF RISE OF RED IVE BEEN OBSESSED WITH IT WAY BEFORE THAT, the lost boys, freaky Friday, mean girls, legally blonde, star wars, scream, scary movie

•big into dinosaurs. Yeah im cambrianpilled. And sea creatues. Sharkmaxxing.

my husband is @moonysfavoritetoast btw

Irls are: @lubtubby @sillybumhead @thecoolest69 and they are all sooooo cool

Playlist 🔥🔥

other accnts are @homoashellwrites for my writing and @iaminlovewithsiriusblack for entirely marauder posts, and @homoashelldraws for art

I also have a pretty much inactive outsiders rp account @ghost-of-bob-sheldon from my insufferable fucking person phase and a vent accnt.

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[incorrectbatfam]

Damian and the pets reaction to finding Alfred the cat with illegal catnip?

[in the barn]

Alfred the cat: *drags a pouch in*

Bat-Cow: What is that?

Alfred: Catnip. It's medicinal.

Titus, opening the bag: Why is it glowing?

Alfred: Those are the medicinal properties.

Ace: Have you been seeing Dex-Starr again? I told you, that cat is bad news.

Haley: Who's Dex-Starr?

Alfred: Not relevant. Just help me hide it before our human sees.

Bat-Cow: How about inside the haystack?

Ace: No, it's from a Red Lantern. It could catch fire. Under the floorboards, perhaps.

Alfred: Absolutely not. I was instructed to keep it away from damp environments.

Haley: Why does it matter? Doesn't Damian let you have catnip?

Alfred: Catnip is fine. Damian doesn't want me being around Dex-Starr.

Haley: Why?

Alfred: It's complicated. Are you gonna help or not?

Titus: I know, Goliath! We can hide it under his bedding.

Alfred: Great idea.

Jerry: *squawks*

Alfred: That's Jerry's signal. Damian's coming. Act natural.

Damian, entering: I thought I would find you here. Titus, your bath has been drawn.

Damian: *looks around*

Damian: What's going on?

Alfred: Uh... meow?

Damian: *shrugs and leaves with Titus*

Alfred: Phew, that was a close one. Remember, guys. What happens in the barn, stays in the barn.

[meanwhile in Metropolis]

Krypto, who was listening: Adding that to the blackmail file.

Jon: What is it, boy?

Krypto: Uh... bark?

Jon: *shrugs and goes back to texting Damian*

[abutterpie]

This is a letter Paul McCartney wrote to Heather’s teacher about her name change after legally adopting her. 1969.

Dear Miss England, Heather's name is now McCartney - soon to be official. apparently you need the note to be sure of what to call her. If this fails, try Rover!

Paul McCartney

and, wait for it,

Love, Heather

[ringosmistress]

[yasgirlpauldano]

me and gang

[webshootersandwingdings]

Super-Pets Special: Bitedentity Crisis #1

[browsethestacks]

The Legion Of Super-Pets

Art by Mike Maihack

[ownalternative]

If George or Ringo is your fave Beatle you HAVE to have John or Paul as a secondary fave if you wanna stay relatively sane

[bblackthing]

Tim with his pets from some fics)

I really like reading about Tim having a pet to care of, I don't why ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Also it was really great challenge to draw some animals, I'm proud of myself ^^

Crop versions \/\/

[lick-me-lennon22]

How they'd comfort you after losing a pet

(hey, guys!!! this is the final request in my queue, so I will make a post announcing request are once again OPEN ♡ I apologize for the lateness, I've been dealing with heart issues and some complications with work but I didn't forget about y'all!! I hope these headcanons bring peace and comfort to those who need it 💕)

John

John would be straightforward, but empathetic

He would sit with you, offering a listening ear and a shoulder to cry on

Though he's not the greatest at comforting words, he would express his understanding of your feelings and emphasize the validity of your emotions

After hearing you describe your pet's unique features and seeing the photos you showed him, he surprises you with a (somewhat crude, but very sweet and personal) art piece of them

John might recommend adopting another animal companion together when the time is right

He would also share his own experience with loss and how he found comfort in memories and shared love

Paul

Paul would be very nurturing and comforting towards you, as always

He might bring over a sweet treat or make you some tea just the way you like it, knowing that simple gestures can mean the most to someone who is grieving

He'd share comforting words and reassurances, emphasizing the unconditional love that pets give and how their memory can live on through stories and shared experiences

Paul would share stories about his own pets and how they inspired some of his songs (think "Martha My Dear")

He would sit down with you and help you write a song about your beloved companion, composing a gentle and soothing melody on the guitar, understanding the healing power of music

He would likely bring you a small gift as a token of remembrance, such as a charm bracelet with their name engraved

George

George would talk about the interconnectedness of all living beings and how our pets leave a lasting imprint on our souls

He would offer comforting words about the eternal nature of love and memory

He might suggest meditation to sit with your feelings or calming music to soothe the grief

Above all, he would encourage you to release your emotions when they overwhelm you - whether it be by crying, journaling, or whatever eases your pain

George would help you create a small memorial space/altar in your home, complete with candles, flowers, and a favorite toy or photo of your pet

He'd gift you a flowering plant as a symbol of growth and renewal, offering hope for healing and moving forward

Ringo

Ringo would be incredibly compassionate and understanding, and create a supportive environment for healing

He might lighten the mood by sharing anecdotes about his own pets behaving in amusing ways, sharing how they brought joy into his life and reminiscing about heartwarming moments

He would encourage you to take time for a favorite hobby or comfort activity to take your mind off of your grief and sadness

He'd also provide physical comfort at a time when it's needed most

Ringo uses his crafting skills (if you can call them that) to help you a photo album or scrapbook to immortalize your favorite memories

He would invite you to watch a sweet and funny movie together, offering distraction and a chance to share a cozy moment of connection

[evilhomoashell]

lil ho tried to bite me

[kryptonbabe]

Some of my favorite moments from DC's Super-Pets Special: Bitedentity Crisis one-shot. Most are awesome / wholesome in tone, exactly what you'd expect from a super-pets book. Highlight for Refuge by Michael W. Conrad and Sami Basri, a story about Damian's bat-pets that can totally be read as a meta-commentary on the place these animals can occupy in superhero stories. How they are inevitably put aside and how this can reflect the way we treat animals (especially the less conventionally domesticated ones, cows, chicken, dragons...) in our own society. It's a very touching and surprisingly thought-provoking story.

Another highlight is the Bitewing story, Pup, pup and Away by Tony Fleecs and Mike Norton, funny, lightheaded and cute, with a high count of obscure super pets (I was almost expecting Itty to show up, not this time sadly, Green Lantern's sentient alien starfish friend remains a hidden deep-cut). All the stories in the book are somewhat good and have something to offer, I didn't really care for the Watchmen parody story though. If you're expecting Detective Chimp or other cool DC primates to appear here that's not the place for you for there's another one-shot solely dedicated to them, the Ape-Ril Special #1.

[rainingbaconbits]

Oh shit sorry, man. I zoned out for a minute imagining the three man lennon-mccartney-harrison harmony after that guy said 'yes it is'

[mostsanescarletspiderfan]

The super-pets: bitedenity crisis was gut wrenching honestly.

I can't do this rn.

[makemeactup]

Rubbing my grubby hands together because soon I get more normal reasons to obsess over men from 60+ years ago and their funky lil music and styles

[eggos-esper]

Krypto the Superdog and Dex-Starr for @laz-laz-ace-pilot for donating to https://dcforgaza.carrd.co/ - every bit helps!