comic book fanatic who won't stfu about people in capes, no nuance no nothing just Spider-Man and you know he's Spider-Man but you don't understand you don't know
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(100th anniversary special: Spider-Man)
So why doesn't anyone ever talks about this comic???? Gay af
Are you kidding me.
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Catman at it again 😼
i need my catbat romance now 👊
#Wanted to say “Bruce just likes pussies” but that sounded weird#It sounds homophobic but it was supposed to be a joke on cats#thomas blake#catman#DC batman#DC comics#Comic books
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he can do that????
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Warren making the clones says some shit like "I've got a bun in the oven >:)" and then opens up the oven and there's test tubes in there with embryos
#“baby is sleeping” and it's Kaine in the pick of dead clones#Miles Warren#Jackal#Marvel#Comic books
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He needs to get drunk with one sip again.
I think we need to bring back 90s Kaine for a little bit while we all calm down. We need to remember our roots. We need to remember being batshit insane and doom prophecies and screaming from the rooftops and kidnapping people and beating up Ben Reilly for no reason. And being obsessed with Spider-Man. Just completely enamoured by the guy. Some of us have forgotten where we came from is all I'm saying-
#And get a fuckass costume#With an actual codename this time#Kaine parker#Marvel#Comic books#Scarlet spider
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so bc i am a Gross Dude my friends i and sometimes rate our burps and my coworker (who is a teen girl) burped in front of me once and i instinctively rated it
so now every time she burps she looks to me hopefully for a rating and bc she has delicate little baby burps i now have to create an entirely new Burp Rating System unique to her bc i rate anything below a 5 and she looks at me like this
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“Rats,” Moon Knight: Fist of Khonshu (Vol. 2/2024), #4.
Writer: Jed MacKay; Penciler and Inker: Devmalya Pramanik; Colorist: Rachelle Rosenberg; Letterer: Cory Petit
#<prev#He's gonna get his ass beat#NEVER fight a supervillain in a “fair” fight#Marc you are being stupid#marc spector#Moon knight#Marvel#Comic books#jake lockley#Steven grant
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nothing brings people together like the threat of being eaten by dinosaurs.
#Top ten Logan quotes#Logan#james howlett#X-Men#Marvel#Comic books#It's from wolverine & the X-Men#25
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Be ✨️ me ✨️
Start playing marvel rivals
Play moon knight for fun
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Become obsessed with moon knight
He is the only non healer you play
Get so many mvps as moon knight you stop screenshotting them because it's expected now
Become even More obsessed with moon knight
Search for a physical copy of his first comic
100$
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Read all of his comics online from the start
Realise moon knight TV show actually sucks cause its really inaccurate
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Learn tumblr fandom for moon knight is mostly the tv show
Cry more
Now you look like a stupid comic book bro going on about an otherwise fine tv show because it's ~inaccurate~
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You have become the enemy
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X-Men #10 - "Brinkmanship" (2025)
written by Jed MacKay art by Netho Diaz, Sean Parsons, & Fer Siguentes-Sujo
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"did not like it" would be an understatement.
ok the show is out I wanna see everybody hating on it
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The animated show that was previously called Spider-Man: fr*shaman *ear, now called fr*edly neighb*rhood Spider-Man, is out now.
The first two episodes came out today.
ok the show is out I wanna see everybody hating on it
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ok the show is out I wanna see everybody hating on it
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shoutout to my therapist who, upon me telling her i didn’t like the word alter, started referring to my headmates as “my homies.” like “any updates on your homies? have you heard from your homies at all this week” she’s the only true plural ally
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when you reblog a post because you think a specific mutual would enjoy it and then they reblog it from you
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i will never be over the fact that during first contact a human offered their hand to a vulcan and the vulcan was just like “wow humans are fucking wild” and took it
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