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[htapolska]

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[softbeanofexistentialcrisis]

things from the new asides ep that i dont see more of us talking about and im Insane over:

- Logan being the one to initiate this year's secret santa. why. /pos

- the implication that Remus and Janus have never been invited to one of these before

- "he's just chilling" "im chilling" "should we turn the heat up?!"

- "OH 𝓭𝓪𝓭𝓭𝔂" *chorus of acute disgust*

- Janus being brutally honest about the airfryer

- okay but mr fuzzy is incredibly cute. tell me im wrong.

- Logan: "is that all i am to you? the reading guy?" oh boy surely this isn't a statement for how he views himself now is it

- okay i know people DO talk about this but Remus's "does it make you want to scream" lives rent free in my head

- "this whole activity is to serve a higher purpose anyway" chat what does he mean i actually cannot tell what does this mean

- logan giving roman 20 dollars is so painfully logan i fully had to pause the video to stare at the wall for a minute over it. literally everyone behind tss are so fucking smart.

- LMAO VIRGIL GETTING ANGRY AT JANUS PISSING AT ROMAN prinxiety nation i know you're here in this room today

- also unrelated but all of patton's tiny gift wrappings are so pretty. where do you shop thomas

- he really replaced his entire gift. to give janus what he deserved. fucking hell roman stop being so valiant for one fucking minute /pos

- YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO ADD THE BEGRUDGINGLY BOY DAMN

- this is probably just me but come on can we stop giving patton just simple cards. like ik he likes them and he probably doesn't mind but come on its too easy.

- LOGAN MY BABY BOY. MY BEAUTIFUL WONDERFUL CHILD MY ABSOLUTE FIRST BORN he's so happy im honna gry

- "good luck detective, you're gonna need it 😈" "oh virgil 😦" they're so dramatic why are they like this

- Janus being responsible for Thomas' poker face and he's not doing a great job at it

- LOGAN BEING THE ONE TO SAY "dont overthink it" LIKE THE. LIKE THE IMPLICATIONS. IM SO NORMALM

- NICO TIME god everyone's so pretty

- hmm i. i wonder what the message is. i wonder what the message is that we're supposed to getting from here. hnm.

[xreaderbooks]

Unspoken

Pair: Sirius Black x Reader

Word Count: 3.9k

Warnings: mentions cheating (?), jealousy, language

Summary: You and Sirius were friends, the best of friends, lovers? There's a thin line between love and being in love with your best friend, it seems like everyone knew, but the two of you.

Available on Wattpad and AO3

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“Alright, Y/n?”

James’ familiar accent practically shouted as he slid into the seat next to you, tugging the ends of your loose hair.

“Merlin, James!” You clutched your chest, startled by the sudden interruption. You were enraptured in your History of Magic assignment and the library had been so quiet before. “A little warning next time, maybe.”

“I am the warning,” He smiled slyly, “What’s wrong with you? You’ve been avoiding Pads like the plague.”

“Nothing is wrong with me, it’s only been four days for god’s sake,” You rolled your eyes.

His eyes widened, “I didn’t know it’d been that long or I’d have checked in sooner, Four days is a lifetime for the two of you.”

“You both are so dramatic.”

“Says you who won’t even tell your best friend why you’re not talking to your lover boy.”

You glare at the boy who didn’t know when to keep his mouth shut, “Now, you know damn well you’re not my best friend and for the millionth time me and Sirius are just friends.”

You slam the textbook you were reading closed and packed it in your bag, moving out of your chair and walking away. James followed closely behind.

“I’ll have you know we’ve been friends for longer than the lot of them,” He referred to the rest of the Marauders and the girls. “You should be able to trust me.”

“You asked me for homework twice before I’ve had a conversation with Sirius or the others, that does not mean we’ve been friends for longer, that just means you're a slick prick.”

“I’m gonna pretend your words don’t sting, L/n, but I’m begging you-” He blocked the door to exit the Library. “Tell me why you aren’t speaking to the poor lad.”

You crossed your arms, frustrated, “The moment I tell you, you’re gonna be off tattling to Sirius.”

“I promise I won’t,” He spoke in a serious tone and you looked at him with a stern face. “Cross my heart.”

You had no reason to be ignoring Sirius the way that you had been, not really. After all, you were just friends- friends don’t get mad when friends kiss other people at a party. It was petty of you to have kept it going for this long but you were hurt.

Also, between you and Sirius, you were always a little more than just friends.

Nothing about the two of you was platonic and yet no physical act indicated that you were in a romantic relationship. It was known, it went unsaid, he was yours and you were his.

For years, it was an ongoing dance of lingering stares and near touches. As if the act of an embrace or a simple handshake will combust the carefully constructed invisible wall that you both had built on your friendship. It went unsaid that though you weren’t together- you are. Despite both of you being insistent on the status of your relationship as being just friends.

“He was with someone else at the party,” You confessed.

James scoffed disbelieving, “No he wasn’t.”

Your eyes narrowed, he definitely was- you saw it with your own two eyes, granted you were slightly inebriated but you couldn’t have conjured the image in your mind. If he didn’t trust your word it was fine by you, “Ask Remus if you don’t believe me then.”

“That’s why he hasn’t been in an uproar about this,” He placed his hands on his hips. “Right well, in that case, Pads was very likely drunk.”

“And this is why I didn’t want to talk to you,” You shove past him finally. “You’re always going to defend him, no matter what Sirius can do no wrong.”

“Forgive me if I don’t think Sirius would do such a thing, he’s absolutely mad for you Y/n, you have to know that.”

You paused in the middle of the hall, you bit your lip in thought and shook your head. “He’s not mine, James, it doesn’t matter what he does.”

~~~

When the Gryffindors threw a party celebrating the final win of the Quidditch season, all houses were invited, and you lost him in the crowd. Some part of you knew.

You felt the betrayal deep in your gut, though he would never do anything to hurt you willingly, a part of you felt like it was inevitable. That was the reason you held out for so long. Life was unpredictable and everything could fall apart in a second.

A girl hung around his neck, he looked stunned but smiled droopily barely opening his eyes before leaning into her again.

All the protection you formed around you had crumbled, your heart was shredded with sharp razors and the room was caving in. You shoved through the barricade of people cheering and dancing. You needed air, now.

You clutched your chest as you felt a pain come from your sternum, you couldn’t remember the last time you cried, this would be breaking the uncounted streak. You stumbled, dropping the firewhiskey-filled cup on a table nearby, and ran to a bucket of trash, throwing up the contents of an empty stomach.

Sirius warned you to eat and drink water ahead of time, the last thing you ate was breakfast 12 hours ago, the memory of Sirius made it so much easier for your upset stomach to clear out.

Gentle hands pulled the few strands of hair that fell out of our weak grasp, from your peripheral you saw Remus’ brown sweater sleeve. You heaved into the trash bucket, “Rem.”

“You’re alright, Y/n/n,” He rubbed smooth circles on your back.

“I think I’m gonna die,” Your eyes tear up from the sting in your throat and because of what you just witnessed.

Remus tsked, softly pulling you up from your kneeling position, “Up you go, love.”

You whimpered slightly, you were in a corner hovered over but more than a few people definitely see you spill your guts into the can you held close, this was going to be embarrassing tomorrow. Hopefully, no one was sober enough to remember seeing you this way.

“I’ll take you to my dorm to rest a little before I find Sirius and he can walk you to yours-”

You shook your head in protest, “No, I can’t. Get Lily.” Sirius could potentially bring his conquest up to the room and you didn’t want to see more than you already have.

He tilted his head in confusion, you weren’t up to explaining it to him right now so you insisted you both find Lily together.

“Weren’t you together?” He asked, his hand was on the small of your back, guiding you around like a lost child looking for their mother.

“He went to get me a drink, I was with Marlene, next thing I knew I was throwing up.”

“So why can’t we just find Sirius?”

“Later, Remus, I can barely fucking stand right now.” You held onto his shoulder as he walked you a couple of steps up the stairs to the boy's dorm so you both can get a better view of where Lily was.

You caught sight of her fiery red hair, giggling at whatever James spoke into her ear.

“Wait, here-” Remus steadied you on the wall as he went to pull Lily away from his flirty friend.

What was worse was that you saw Sirius searching the crowd, presumably for you, thankfully you were hidden from view. He found James who had pouted the moment Lily walked away with Remus, he stressfully ran a hand through his hair.

Your vision was blurry, the room felt like it was spinning and you weren’t sure if leaning against the wall was helping your nausea.

Lily and Remus had managed to get you to your dorm as efficiently as they could that night. The next morning you spent the day in your dorm, Saturday was spent avoiding Sirius, Sunday you went to Hogsmeade and Monday was the only day where you had no classes with him but during meal times you had barely said a handful of words to him.

~~~

Transfiguration class was busy and stressful with what Professor McGonagall had assigned. A full description of what was learned in class today, caused by the disruption of the lovely boys you called friends. James and Sirius wouldn’t stop interrupting class with their jokes which made everyone laugh but eventually, Mcgonagoll got fed up giving them warnings.

When she was over with her lecture, she told the class to have the essay ready by the end of class, there were only 30 mintues left. 

You felt a poke on your side, you ignored it and continued with your paper. Another sharp poke stabbed harshly into your ribs, you slammed the quill onto your desk and turned to face your assailant.

The silver eyed Gryffindor was smirking into his hand that held his chin while he held onto the tip of the wand, handle side pointed at you.

“What?” You whisper shouted at him.

“Was hoping you could help me with my work?” He whispered softly to you with a charming smile that normally made you melt eased onto his features. You held strong, “No.”

His brows furrowed and a faux frown replaced it, “But darling-”

“No, Sirius.” You scribbled angrily on your paper. You were almost done with the essay, you just need a couple more sentences for it to be acceptable for Mcgonagoll. “You got yourself and everybody else into this mess, you get yourself out of it.”

He groaned a little too loudly earning him a look from the Professor, he sat up straighter and leaned closer to you, you both shared a desk and he already sat so close that your elbows would accidentally brush when writing notes or shifting in your seat. You could feel his heartbeat as his chest was touching your arm, his head was tilted to see your face but it was hidden by your hair.

You pretended you couldn’t feel him or the heat that was rising in your cheeks, with a finger he lifted the curtain of hair blocking your face and tucked it behind your ear.

“Please?”

You shot out of your seat making the chair scrape against the floor as you got out of it. You walked up to Mcgonagoll’s desk, handing her the paper and asking her if you could be excused.

~~~

When each of the rest of your classes ended that day Sirius was waiting for you at the door, he took the books out of your arms and walked you to the next one before going to his. During meal times he had his arm around your shoulder like it was something natural for him. It wasn’t even the casual loose arm around the shoulder, it was him pulling you so close that your head was forced to lean against his neck.

Not that you hated it, in fact, your traitorous heart lept in joy at every inch of attention he was giving you. Every now and again, your brain would pop in and remind you of the incident at the party that was the only thing you seemed to remember and your body would tense. The moment he felt you tense up he let you go, which ruined those perfect moments.

Each day something more was added. It made your body tingle in excitement at how it remembered Sirius’ burning touch. His arm, his leg, his fingers- his lips. Nowhere near your lips and it made you yearn for the feel of them.

At breakfast, he kissed your temple in greeting.

In class, if you had one together (he would always sit with you) his arm would be around your chair, and not only would he play with your hair but when he would stop, he pulled you into his side, tracing his fingers along your arm.

In the common room, if you were sitting next to each other on the couch, he pulled your legs onto his lap and traced the same patterns that he would in class.

After the Quidditch game this weekend against Ravenclaw, Gryffindor won and Sirius pulled you in a sweaty hug, twirling you in his arms. Once he set you down, the way he grabbed your cheeks and pulled you in you thought he was going to kiss you- instead, he kissed both of your cheeks.

The party that weekend wasn’t as big, most everyone from the last one still recovering but Sirius stayed by your side the whole night. It was half the crowd from last time but Sirius made it his sole mission to scare off any guys who weren’t in your inner circle.

You had to admit that this party made you think of the last one and it wouldn’t budge from your thoughts until you had enough liquor in you that you didn’t care.

Sirius held you close by your waist as you danced to Killer Queen by Queen, your back was against his chest, and in your tipsy state your head laid back against his heart as you swayed in an upbeat motion to the tune of the song. You and Sirius were singing along to the lyrics annoyingly to your friends.

By the end of the night, you didn’t know how much you could take of this before you exploded. You went back and forth between loving the attention and running from it, you weren't sure who was playing with your feelings more, him or you. 

~~~

This went on for a week, by the evening of the next Monday, you needed to put a stop to this before your feelings overwhelm you. During this time, you've debated on what caused the sudden change in affection and the only logical reason you could think of was James. 

“James Fleamont Potter!” You marched into the Gryffindor common room, straight to where Lily was surrounded by books on a desk, the boy you were looking for in a seat right beside her- no doubt attempting to woo the poor girl who was just trying to study. She pretended to be bothered by him, you knew the truth but none of that mattered at the moment.

Apparently, he didn’t hear so went around the desk and dragged him up from his seat by his collar and cornered him on the wall behind the desk.

“You told him, you told Sirius and now he’s acting different!” Your forearm was on his throat, he glanced down at his wand. “Try it and I’ll jinx you so hard you won’t be able to turn into a stag for a long, long while.”

He gulped as he looked down onto your furious face, “I would never!”

“What the bloody hell is going on here?” Remus held a bewildered expression once he came down the steps of the boy's dorms. You glared at James, releasing your hold on him and taking a couple of steps back.

You pointed at the boy who was rubbing his neck, “He told Sirius about the party!”

“I did not, I swore I wouldn’t-”

“Liar!”

You and James bickered for several seconds, both of you not hearing the other until Lily slammed her textbook loudly.

“Enough,” She shouted, “Both of you are behaving like children!”

“She started it,” James muttered. You huffed, “I hate you.”

“You know what? Maybe he’s acting different because you can’t even look him in the eye when you speak to ‘im and trying to get you to pay attention to him, you loon.” James blurted out and finished off his statement with his arms crossed.

Remus took a step in your direction and asked you in a careful tone, “Y/n, would it really be so bad if Sirius knew?”

“If I knew what?”

The subject of discussion just walked through the portrait, your heart stopped at the thought of him possibly hearing your entire conversation. Nobody said anything but you felt everyone’s eyes on you, you only held onto Remus' stare and walked up to the girl's dormitories, not wanting to deal with this mess.

The way he was acting differently was the way he was being more physical with you. The tuck behind your ear, the wrapping of his arm around your shoulders, the caressing of your face for you to look him in the eye. Something you’ve avoided since the incident.

Physical touch was something that you and Sirius didn’t do. To touch each other for something other than comfort in a time of need, was an admission of something that was unspoken. Those careful touches were full of care, admiration, and love. As if you could ever touch each other with meaning less than that.

It was so simple that it was never done unless one of you was hurting, or if it was necessary for a task.

The accidental brush of fingers was the one that sent a spark up your spine. His pinky would twitch against yours, or yours against his and you both knew but that was the most that either of you would allow.

There were times were he would have his arm around your chair, and he would play with the ends of your hair, never actually touching you.

The only time that was an exception was when Sirius did something wrong, in which case he would do what he was doing now and was more physically affectionate. He was a puppy rubbing his head against its owners leg to gain favor for chewing on their owners' shoes. The analogy felt fitting, and that’s what you told Lily when she came to the dorm after you, asking what was wrong.

She laughed heartily, “Well, he’s not called Padfoot for nothing.”

You laid back against the headboard of your bed, “With all these signs, he knows.”

“Those aren’t bad signs, Y/n, it’s quite the opposite actually.” She advocated for Sirius’ behavior, “That’s the equivalent of a man sending flowers to his girlfriend.”

“But I am not his girlfriend”

She sighed, “I’m sure you two have heard this a lot, but you might as well be. This affliction with touch as a way to avoid your feelings doesn’t change that.”

She was right, you knew it- Sirius knew it, there was just something that prevented you and Sirius from taking that step. You felt like it was his fear of commitment and for yourself… as much as you would’ve loved to hear how Sirius feels out loud, what you had with him as friends was safer than ending up with a broken heart.

~~~

Tuesday after classes, the Marauders wanted to go out, but out they meant the Black Lake. Lily suggested a picnic and whatever Lily wanted, James provided.

Remus and Peter set up a large blanket, Marlene, Dorcas, and Mary held hands swinging them along while Mary held the basket. Lily and James walked behind them as you and Sirius trailed after.

Sirius halted you by intertwining his hand with yours, you looked up at him in question.

“Can we talk?”

You look over your shoulder at your friends- none of whom were paying any attention in your direction- traitors.

“Sure,” You give him a small smile.

Sirius’ silver eyes intimidated you, his beauty in his tall stature, his style, and his bone structure was pure elegance but his eyes are what you loved the most. They sliced through every rational thought you had and turned your legs into jelly, they held yours so gently it made you want to jump at his every request.

“I know why you’ve been so off with me lately,” He started and leaned his back against the tree with his hands in his front pockets.

Your eyes narrowed, and your eyebrow quirked for him to continue, “Go on.”

“It’s cute actually,” He was playing with you.

“Aren’t you going to tell me why you think I’ve been off?”

He tsked, “Now, where would the fun be in that? I wanna hear you admit it.”

You weren’t going to, “You’re the one who wanted to talk, you admit it.”

He pushed himself off the tree and stepped directly in front of you so that he towered over you, you had to bend your neck upwards to meet his gaze. He held your face in his hands so lightly, it was as if he expected you to break in his grasp.

“I admit to knowing that you saw me kissing that girl at the party, I saw you looking” You turned your head from him- pissed that he knew you were looking while kissing that girl but he snapped your head back to face him. “I was drunk, and she pulled me to kiss her, honestly I think she was wearing your perfume or something ‘cause I thought she was you. It’s not excusable I know but it’s the only one I’ve got, you’ve gotta believe me, dove.”

You didn’t know what to believe, whether you wanted to or not.

He searched your eyes for a reaction but you kept your face calm, the only sign of anything was your eyes flickering between both of his.

“I love you,” Your eyes widened. “I love you more than I’ve ever shown you, Y/n, and that’s all my fault because I should have told you. I can’t even begin to explain how fucking in love with you, I am.”

“Sirius-”

“Y/n.” He slightly shook you in his hands, “I need you to understand, Please. I wanted you to tell me that you loved me too, that it wasn’t just in my head. That you were jealous when you saw her when I should’ve gone after you, I wanted you to tell me that night or this week that you want me just as much as I want you. I was wrong, it was wrong of me,” He sounded breathless.

You couldn’t help it, your eyes flickered to his lips, you didn’t care anymore. His confession unlocked something in you that you just wanted to feel his lips finally, adoration filled your chest and any doubts about confessing were gone. He leaned down so that his forehead pressed against yours and your noses brushed, it was teasing.

He didn’t stop you when you nudged your nose against his and finally kissed him. It was a long, passionate, desperate kiss that left you desperate. Sirius turned his head and brought you so incredibly close, the kiss deepened and a heat rose from your body.

You smiled in the kiss and how long it’s been, you pulled away, your eyes filled with a new light, and you pecked his lips, “I love you more.”

“Impossible,” He kissed you some more before you joined your friends who didn’t bother to hide their cheeky smiles.

“How much did you guys hear?” You asked as you sat and leaned against Sirius on the blanket.

James’ smile widened with mischievousness, “Everything.”

The rest of them nodded and continued their conversations, as mid-afternoon turned to night, you and Sirius were the only ones left behind with the food as the others went out onto the dock, play fighting you saw James get tossed into the water by Remus.

“I know we weren’t into labels before, but I’d like to make it known that you’re my mine now,” Sirius whispered in your ear.

His words sent shivers down your spine, “Oh is that so?”

“You were as good as mine, Y/n,” Sirius confessed. “I was the idiot that didn’t make it clear enough to let you know how much I want you as my girlfriend.”

“And this is you asking,” You said it more as a statement.

“Unless you don’t want to be which is hardly believable with the way you kissed me earlier- honestly, Y/n- you’re quite the kisser, I always knew you would be but Merlin,” He spoke with an exaggeration to compete with James’ dramatics.

You lifted your body from him, sat on your knees, and straddled his legs, crawling up to meet him, “I would love to be your girlfriend.”

He chuckled, grabbing onto your hips “My little temptress,” He stroked his thumb against your cheek lovingly, kissing you softly. 

[kaedi513]

Hej, nazywam sie --- a imie ktore bede tu uzywac to Kadi dla bezpieczenstwa.. Miałam juz konto na tumbrl, które zbanowali. Załamałam sie, gdy mi zbanowali i zeszlam totalnei od uzywania go. Wracam. Wracam dla motywacji. Wracam dla Was. Chce znów poczuc ane przy sobie. Ta motywacja... To uczucie. Tesknilam.

Kilka faktow o mnie na start albo ciekawostek?

Mam bardzo stritce rodzicow przez co mam ograniczony ruch/wszystsko jest pod kontrola tymbardziej ze wiedza o co biega z wszystskim.

Jestem ze wszystskim kontrolowana, jak zwierze

Byłam na tygodniowym reco (nie polecam)

Miałam dzien gdzie zjadlam 10k+ kalori 0 akt i zyje. Nie zburzylo to nawet mojego procesu wiec prosze, nie katuj sie jak zjesz wiecej.

Jestem zbrainrotowana :3 nie mam hobby bo uznaje ze to strata czasu bo moge cwiczyc pilates itd 💀

Pomimo restrykcji ze strony rodzicow, duzo placzu, udawaniu recovery przy rodzicach, codziennego stresu przy wstawaniu czy wezmie mnie mama na czcczo na wage gdzie pokazuje 42 kg- Pomimo tego wracam tutaj :). Wracam bo chce umrzec. Umrzec z glodu :3. To znak ze ty tez mozesz jesli bardzo chcesz, beda wzloty i upadki a efekt ? Najlepszy. Tak to cala ja w skrocie! Witam spowrotem. O moze mam hobby? Uwielbiam muzyke..

Porada na dzien ^^

-Napisz list do siebie z przyszlosci (oczywiscie emocjonalny, laczacy sie z tematem wagi) zapisz co czujesz przy jakiej wadze jestes co oczekujesz od osoby ktora go bedzie czytax. (Ciebie z przyszlosci) Zadaj bolesne pytania :). It hits hard!! Ja napislaam w swoim ze przeciez moge dobic do 40 a pozniej do 44 i moge zjesc paczka bo tyle mi starczy XDD (spoiler bylam przy obu wagach i przy obu mi nie ,,starczy").

Wrcacam do gry :3

Chce sie ktos poznac?!! Moze nie jestem az taka nudna w sumie bo mam stare hobby gdzie nie balam sie ze marnuje czas..

[lxcjx]

Co zrobic jeśli jestes glodny, a nie chcesz jesc

Pooglądaj thinspo,bonespo

Poogladaj grosspo i obrzydz sobie jedzenie

Pocwicz

Popatrz w lustro(nie chce zeby to jakos hamsko zabrzmiało ale mysle ze wiecie o co chodzi)

Wyjdz na spacer

Idz na rolki(spalaja 600-700kcal na godzine)

Sluchaj muzyki na sluchawkach

Porysuj albo inne hobby np. szycie,

Zadzwon do przyjaciolki i z nia porozmawiaj

Zaplanuj ci bedziesz robic w ciagu tygodnia

Obejrzyj mukbang

Poogladaj super skinny vs super fat

Poczytaj meanspo

Obejrzyj wciagajacy film/serial

Pojedz na zakupy

Zrob porzadki

Zuj gume

Potancz just dance

Poczytaj ksiazke

Popatrz na swoje stare zdjecia (takie na ktorych widac cialo i zobacz jaki zrobilas postep)

Pograj w gry

Sprobój odwzorowac jakis makijaz,fit albo fryzure z pina

Zrob sobie sesje albo jakiegos randomowego przedmiotu

Pomaluj poznokcie

Zrob sobie maseczke

Poucz sie do najblizszego sprawdzianu albo kartkowki

Zrob scrapbook

Pojedz na rower

Ulep cos z plasteliny

Stworz wlasna gre planszowa

Poukladaj puzzle

Popatrz na ubranie na roznych stronach internetowych

Zrob dla kogos handmade prezent

Zrob playliste

Pomaluj kamienie

Ozdob swoj pokoj

[camels-pen]

can't sleep so have vampire Usopp drabble with sanuso~

Just imagine Usopp showing up after exploring some island on his own, bloodied, limping, leaving streaks of blood all over the place

Sanji left on ship watching duty, is cooking in the kitchen, idly checking with Haki every once in a while to make sure no one unfamiliar shows up

He notices Usopp coming but is right in the middle of something- making food for lunch when everyone returns, but also hashing out food supplies he'll need to buy once it's his turn to leave the ship

So when Usopp shows up, Sanji's distracted, maybe looking at his list, and maybe there's something like this:

"San...ji." There was some odd dragging sound. "Blood."

"Blood?" Sanji looked up from his list and nearly jumped out of his skin. "What the hell happened?!" He jumped the railing to land in front of Usopp, hands uselessly fluttering about his bloodied and broken body. He had to be standing just through pure willpower alone.

"Hun...gry."

Food. Right, yes, Sanji could do food. He could take Usopp up to the infirmary and bring him a plate.

Sanji settled on putting his hands on Usopp's shoulders. His skin was freezing through his shirt. "I've already made heaps for lunch, but I need to patch you up first. Just tell me what you want and I'll bring it to the infirmary."

"Wa...nt."

"Yeah,"-Sanji nodded, starting to get more concerned with the slow responses-"anything you want, Usopp."

"Any... thing?"

"Anything."

With a strength and speed Sanji wasn't expecting, Usopp slammed both of Sanji's wrists against the wall.

"Blood."

Before Sanji could say anything, before he could even take another breath, Usopp surged down to his neck and bit him.

Sanji was about ready to kick him away, regardless of Usopp's current state, and fuming about being caught up in some stupid prank, when he felt the first suck.

"H-Hey Usopp, are you..." serious? Conscious? Under some weird devil fruit power? Sanji didnt know what to ask first.

He never got the chance to figure it out either, as a wave of pure, toe-curling pleasure washed through him. In his surprise, he didn't have time to tone down the full blown moan that slipped his lips.

Usopp continued sucking, though his grip on Sanji's wrists had slackened. His own pleased groans were loud as he drank, the noises right next to Sanji's ear and making it burn with a growing heat.

Whatever this was, Sanji needed to stop it. As a man who needed to defend his love of women, and only women, he couldn't get worked up just by some stupid-

Hun... gry. Usopp had said. Blood.

That- there's no way. Sanji was far past not believing in legends and myths, and his old man was never one to pull his leg on that kind of stuff.

But even Sanji had thought, or maybe hoped, that vampires weren't real.

And for it to be Usopp- Usopp of all people. Sanji knocked his head back against the wall, tears falling freely as his lip wobbled.

"Fuck, fuck!"

The sucking stopped.

Usopp pulled away just enough to look up at Sanji. The way his head was angled, Sanji could see horrific looking bite marks all along his neck, shoulders, under his jaw, down his collar, and disappearing under his shirt.

He had to pause a moment, imagining Usopp having stumbled into a coven's territory. Alone. Probably looking for cool bugs or something else inconsequential, unknowing that he would die within moments.

Sanji hoped it was quick, at least. He hoped this coven wasn't like the one in his books; the ones who would draw it out for as long as possible. Usopp had been gone only a few hours and he must've hobbled to the ship on his own, which could've taken a while, and-

And Usopp was still staring at him, silent, eyes blank, and lips stained red with blood. Sanji's blood.

It hadn't been long since breakfast, but being killed and having all of the blood sucked out of him would probably work up a big appetite.

And, well, Sanji would never let a crewmate go hungry.

So, he put one hand to the back of Usopp's hair- his hair, not his hat, free of it's usual ponytail and covered in leaves and dirt and blood- and guided him back to his neck. Usopp made a questioning noise.

Sanji closed his eyes, let a shaky smile show on his face. He brought his other hand up to press Usopp closer.

"I did say anything, didn't I?"

Usopp didn't respond. After a moment, Sanji felt him lick at the bite marks he left behind- pinpricks compared to the wounds littering his own dark skin- and then, carefully, fit his mouth into those same marks. Once again, he began to drink, this time at a much slower pace.

Regardless of the speed or the gentleness, Sanji still had to fight not to give away how much he was truly enjoying this.

(and then the crew shows up lmao)

[jamnickowa]

Fenomenalne popołudnie i wieczór z Mamą!

Było wręcz kryształowo, dopóki się... nie zaczęło. 😉 A zaczęło się, ponieważ oglądałyśmy tenis na żywo. I na żywo, również, Mama ponownie podjęła kolejną próbę spokojnego wyjaśnienia mi, na czym polegają pewne sprawy dotyczące tej gry. Tak. Owszem. Na moją prośbę. Ale ja chciałam tak w dwóch zdaniach maksymalnie. Przecież było tak dobrze, po co od razu całe stado wiedzy, dlaczego mamy rozwlekać stare rany? 😀 Mógł mi ktoś podać znieczulenie ogólne. I tak odpływam przy pewnych zagadnieniach. Po narkozie ogólnej - mhmhm. ☝️ Ale! Część wiedzy do mnie płynącej z ust cierpliwej Mamy dotarła do połowy szarej komórki w moim mózgu. Druga część przepływała przeze mnie jak potok przez papierową rurkę. Położyłam się i nuciłam, co mi do tam głowy przyszło. Mina Mamy na Dzień Mamy: kogo ja urodziłam, bożesz-ty-mój . Coś w ten deseń. Mamo. Stało się, czasu nie cofniemy. 😏 Dobra. Naprawdę. Na poważnie. Znakomity wieczór. Kocham Cię Mamo.

[skinnyasnatsuki]

Dobra rozpiska rzeczy które robić gdy chce mi się jeść:

- szukać ciuchy i rzeczy do kupienia i dodawać do koszyka lub do ulubionych, bo gdy schudnę to kupię wreszcie sobie coś

- oglądać stare zdjęcia gdy byłam szczęśliwa i chuda i zdj z bff która jest chudsza

- grać w gry minecraft brawl stars itp itd

- robić "edity" i historie gacha

- iść na dwór

- SPAĆ <3

- gadać do siebie udawać że nagrywam glosowke

[grdlvr]

kocham grać w stare nostalgiczne gry, nie dość że samo granie mnie dystraktuje od jedzenia to jeszcze wracające stare wspomnienia zastępują myśli o jedzeniu 🔥

[kasja93]

Hej! Dzisiejszy bilans:

Zjedzone 332

Spalone aktywnie 689

Znowu miałam problem wstać rano jednak pozbierałam się szybko. Nakarmiłam uszaki, posprzątałam i poszłam na spacer. Posiedziałam trochę nad wodą i sporo myślałam. O tym co było, o tym co jest i będzie. To nadal pokłosie mojej „spowiedzi” gdzie opisałam swoje „przygody” z zaburzeniami odżywiania. Zaraz będzie maj a maj to miesiąc spod znaku operacji :) jeszcze niecałe 20 dni i pozbędę się tego cholernego woreczka żółciowego co mi skutecznie życie psuje. Mam nadzieje, że w maju rozwiąże się już kwestia przyznania kupującej mieszkanie kredytu hipotecznego i będę mogła zacząć remontować dom :) Jak cię czuje zaś psychicznie? Średnio. Lepiej, niż ostatnimi czasy, ale nadal nie jest okej. Czuje melancholię. Jest to coś nowego. Wole już melancholię, niż myśli samobójcze zatem jest lepiej.

Gdy wróciłam ze spaceru stwierdziłam, że pojadę kupić „Jedi Ocalały”. W końcu dla tej gry zmieniłam konsole na nowszą generacje. Wczoraj była premiera i po obejrzeniu przed snem kilku lets play stwierdziłam, że warto.

Już na parkingu przed sklepem typ przykuł mój wzrok. Stylowy dresik, stare audi z uciętym wydechem, tlenione włosy. Spotkałam go w alejce z grami. Ja szybkim wzorkiem obczaiłam, że nie ma tego czego szukam. Podeszłam do pracownika, który odesłał mnie do kasy bo tam mają to czego szukam. Dresik strzelił z ucha i poczłapał za mną. Przy kasie okazało się, że dopadłam ostatnią kopie :D dresik wyszedł jak tylko usłyszał komentarz pracownika „Już sprawdzam… O! To ostatnia sztuka!”. Gdy wyszłam ze sklepu audi odjechało wyjąc na całą okolice xD nawet nie wiecie jaka byłam zadowolona z faktu, że ja mam a on nie xD jestem złym człowiekiem bez kitu! Od razu przypomniał mi się scena z gazetą z filmu „Dzień Świra” xDDD

Co się tyczy samej gry. Jest piękna i jak ja kocham miecze świetlne! I w ogóle Star Wars. Jaram się zawsze jak mogę wcielić się w Jedi (chociaż mnie osobiście bardziej ciągnie do ciemnej strony mocy).

A propo samochodów. Spaliła mi się żarówka od świateł mijania w Toyocie. Poszłam, kupiłam dwie sztuki (bo wymieniać lepiej od razu parami bo będą strzelać naprzemiennie). Otwieram maskę by od razu zabrać się za wymianę a tam odkręcić zaślepki nie mogę bo boje się, że rozwalę w stylu „Hulk niszczyć! Hulk miażdżyć!”. Odkręciłam. Patrze. Śrubka by poluzować lampę inaczej nie będzie dojścia… Kutfa! Nie mam śrubokrętu odpowiedniego… Naprawdę te dwie bomby atomowe zrzucone na Japończyków odcisnęło piętno. By wymienić żarówkę należy mieć zamiast palcy macki ośmiornicy. Jak ci w trasie strzeli żarówka musisz mieć w bagażniku zestaw kluczy i na wszelki wypadek podnośnik, aby zdemontować silnik by było wygodniej dojść do lampy…

Uszatki mają się dobrze. Z Rudą były dziś przytulaski i buziaczki. Jerry ugryzł mnie w piętę xDDD Jest wesoło xD

Menu:

Śniadanie: cappuccino na mleku sojowym z czekoladowym sosem zero oraz dwoma ptasimi mleczkami razem 140 kalorii

Obiad oraz kolacja: sałatka z fetą x2 razem 192 kalorie

Ćwiczenia:

9940 kroki

Godzina pilatesu

Godzina jogi

15 min hula hop

[tommy-doubterson]

hey. What the hell.

Just for that, here's a few more.

Small is bigger than big. Tall is shorter than short. You get "on" a horse but "in" a car. "No yeah" is yes, "yeah yeah" is no, "yeah no" is no, and "no no" is yes. There is no plural for the word "you". "Queue" is 80% silent letters. You say "unbelievable" but "intolerable".

Don't fucking test me.

The English language is a mess. Here's a list of some more oddities I just looked up.

“Rhythms” is the longest English word without the normal vowels, a, e, i, o, or u.

Excluding derivatives, there are only two words in English that end -shion and (though many words end in this sound). These are cushion and fashion.

“THEREIN” is a seven-letter word that contains thirteen words spelled using consecutive letters: the, he, her, er, here, I, there, ere, rein, re, in, therein, and herein.

There is only one common word in English that has five vowels in a row: queueing.

Soupspoons is the longest word that consists entirely of letters from the second half of alphabet.

“Almost” is the longest commonly used word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

The longest uncommon word whose letters are in alphabetical order is the eight-letter Aegilops (a grass genus).

The longest common single-word palindromes are deified, racecar, repaper, reviver, and rotator.

“One thousand” contains the letter A, but none of the words from one to nine hundred ninety-nine has an A.

“The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick” is said to be the toughest tongue twister in English.

Cwm (pronounced “koom”, defined as a steep-walled hollow on a hillside) is a rare case of a word used in English in which w is the nucleus vowel, as is crwth (pronounced “krooth”, a type of stringed instrument). Despite their origins in Welsh, they are accepted English words.

“Asthma” and “isthmi” are the only six-letter words that begin and end with a vowel and have no other vowels between.

The nine-word sequence I, in, sin, sing, sting, string, staring, starting (or starling), startling can be formed by successively adding one letter to the previous word.

“Underground” and “underfund” are the only words in the English language that begin and end with the letters “und.”

“Stewardesses” is the longest word that can be typed with only the left hand.

Antidisestablishmentarianism listed in the Oxford English Dictionary, was considered the longest English word for quite a long time, but today the medical term pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is usually considered to have the title, despite the fact that it was coined to provide an answer to the question ‘What is the longest English word?’.

“Dreamt” is the only English word that ends in the letters “mt”.

There are many words that feature all five regular vowels in alphabetical order, the commonest being abstemious, adventitious, facetious.

The superlatively long word honorificabilitudinitatibus (27 letters) alternates consonants and vowels.

“Fickleheaded” and “fiddledeedee” are the longest words consisting only of letters in the first half of the alphabet.

The two longest words with only one of the six vowels including y are the 15-letter defenselessness and respectlessness.

“Forty” is the only number which has its letters in alphabetical order. “One” is the only number with its letters in reverse alphabetical order.

Bookkeeper is the only word that has three consecutive doubled letters.

Despite the assertions of a well-known puzzle, modern English does not have three common words ending in -gry. Angry and hungry are the only ones.

“Ough” can be pronounced in eight different ways. The following sentence contains them all: “A rough-coated, dough-faced ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough, coughing and hiccoughing thoughtfully.

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I hope you like being outsmarted, English Oddities Anon.

[askfacultystaff]

Hungry? 😐

- Ambush to Rush who starting to feel starvation, staring ath both Vic McGillicuddy and Joyce Crandall.

DON'T YOU DARE, YOU MONSTERS!!! 🙁🙁💧💧

- Vic McGillicuddy and Joyce Crandall.

...... *Pants and licks his own mouth* HUN-GRY!!! 💢

- Rush as his mouth begins to drool of hunger and then jumps to Vic McGillicuddy.

I can't look, Blitz! 😫

- Dash to Blitz before they cover their own eyes together.

[liviavanrouge]

Gift

Livia: *Brushes her hair, a small smile on her face*

Sebek: P-Princess Livia, you have guests

Livia: *Looks at Sebek, noticing the hurt glint in his eyes* Sebek? What's the matter? Who's the guests?

Sebek: *Looks away* You should go meet them...

Livia: *Narrows her eyes, feeling a gry at whoever hurt Sebeks feelings* Very well....come Sebek

Sebek: *Walks after her, his head bowed*

Livia: *Freezes her eyes wide in shock* I-Impossible....h-how...

???: *Smiles and courtesies Livia* Princess Livia, Queen Maleficia and Council Head Nilo assigned me as your maid, I am Raviola Kindel!

???: Princess Livia, my name is Tanzi Wolf, I will be replacing Sebek as your new bodyguard

Sebek: *Flinches visibly causing Livia to perk up*

???: *Kneels down in front of Livia smiling* I am Lurian Bagoel, your royal advisor and secretary

Livia: *Stares on shock, remembering from Nilo's lessons that the Kindel, Wolf and Bagoel families serve the Draconia Royals until their last dying breath* N-Nice to meet you, but why are you all here?

Raviola: We are your servants, Princess, Queen Maleficia hand picked us herself!

Tanzi: You are the official heir of Crowned Prince Malleus Draconia, therefore you will receive us as your servants, hand picked by the current ruler or the council head

Livia: I-I see, I didn't know me becoming Malleus' heir would resort to this...

Livia: *Looks up, glaring at Tanzi startling him with how similar her glare looked to that of Malleus and Queen Maleficia*

Tanzi: Yes Princess?

Livia: Who said something rude to Sebek...

Raviola and Lurian: *Looks at Tanzi, stepping away from him as Livia came closer*

Tanzi: I just told the boy that he's been dismissed and that his rank as your bodyguard has been removed permanently

Livia: *Stares at Tanzi then slaps him*

Tanzi: *Touched his cheek stunned*

Raviola: Never make a royal angry...

Lurian: Yep....

Livia: Sebek will remain my bodyguard, you both will protect me....

Sebek: Livia, it's okay I-

Livia: No it's not okay, Sebek you've kept me safe more safe than this guy could ever, I think it's best if you teach him the ropes when it comes to protecting me

Lurian: *Chuckles at Tanzi's startled expression* Nilo was right, Princess Livia has a sharp tongue~

Raviola: *Giggles in amusement* Agreed~

[jazumst]

Wieczna poczekalnia

Żeby Was... Nie tak być miało. Posłuchajcie:

"Wczoraj" SWS nie opłacił faktur i nie przyjechał wielki towar który zamówiłem w pon XD Strugał głupa, że to "niewyjaśnione przyczyny, które nie mogły być załatwione w poniedziałek". Ten to chyba rosyjską telewizję ogląda :P - Potem zorientowałem się, że nie działają lodówki z napojami i piwem. Przełączając korki pierdolnęło. Miałem wykryć która lodówka nakurwia zwarcie. Odłączyłem wszystkie, przełączam korek... Tak pierdolnęło, że mi życie stanęło przed oczami. Powiedziałem SWS, że pierdolę. Lubię swoje życie takim jakie jest. Poza tym skończyły się czarne worki w sklepie. - Kiero i tak zadbała byśmy się świetnie bawili.

"Piłkarskie opowieści"

Byłem wczoraj na boisku. Z miecha mnie tam prawie nie było. Pogoda była super. Zebrały się aż 3 drużyny. Loża szyderców lvl expert. O tym muszę zrobić kolejny wpis, bo opowieści o Rudym w ciepłych krajach zamykają tydzień memów. Nic śmieszniejszego nie będzie. - Jestem prawdziwie przemęczony. Mój organizm odrzuca alkohol. Max dwa piwa i koniec. Kolejnych nie wcisnę. Upewnię się, że dziś nie muszę nigdzie jechać i jebnę 40%. Dla sprawdzenia co jest, oczywiście :P

//

Dzisiaj "Jazu akwarysta" Już wiem gdzie znikają mi kurwixy. W brzuchu reszty kurwixów. Dziś zobaczyłem, że brakuje żółtego. Chuj, niebieskich też już nie ma, a były trzy. Nie pamiętam był odławiał jakiegoś trupa. Dziś podmieniam wodę. Gdy wlewałem nową, zobaczyłem pięknie unoszący się szkielecik XD Kiedy zdechł i zdążyły go opierdolić to nie mam pojęcia.

//

"Jazu grający" Dziś jest jeszcze piękniejsza pogoda niż wczoraj. Wyszedłbym na dwór, ale państwo rodzice mnie oszukali i wyjechali do miasta. Czekam na kuriera Kamila. Ciekawe co z Rafałem. Dawno chuja nie widziałem. Może ma urlop, bo on, kurwa, wiecznie jest w pracy. Tak czy inaczej czekam na dysk do konsoli. Nowe gry wpierdalają 5x więcej miejsca niż stare XD Te śmieszne 512 wbudowane to żart. Żałuję, że nie miałem więcej kasy, bo terabajt bardzo by pomógł. Tak czy inaczej datki imieninowe pozwoliły na zakup kolejnego 512. Teraz będę miał po jednej grze z każdego rodzaju na dysku, więc będę mógł śmiało jedną usuwać na potrzeby czegoś nowego. No nic, czekając na kuriera odpalam Plague tale innocence. Ale pojebany i wciągający tytuł.

Kocham Was :*

[linkemon]

Toge Inumaki x Reader

Selfship dla LeeJiYoung. Zawiera spoilery. Masterlist w języku polskim można znaleźć tu.

For English version of the same work check my Masterlist here.

× Inumakiego poznałaś w dosyć nietypowy sposób. Dostał zadanie wyegzorcyzmowania klątwy blisko twojej szkoły. Natknęłaś się na niego i zapamiętałaś jako dziwnego, cichego chłopaka. Wydawało ci się, że jest w jakiś sposób podobny do ciebie, ale wtedy jeszcze nie byłaś w stanie zrozumieć dlaczego.

× Około rok później trafiłaś do szkoły dla czarowników Jujutsu i od razu przypomniałaś sobie, że już go wcześniej widziałaś. Miło było ujrzeć znajomą twarz dlatego od razu podeszłaś by się przywitać.

× Często widywałaś się z senpaiem na osobności. Spokojne przechadzki po lesie okazały się też jego ulubioną formą spędzania czasu. Pewnego razu spytałaś czy możesz do niego dołączyć i tak już zostało.

× W grupie ludzi jesteś w stanie bardzo łatwo go zrozumieć. Wasi znajomi chcieli uwierzyć jak to robisz. Świetnie też wypadaliście we wspólnej walce, choć na misje rzadko wysyłano was razem z powodu różnicy umiejętności. To trochę tak jakbyście nawzajem czytali sobie w myślach. Lubisz jednak potwierdzać czy to co mówisz Toge rzeczywiście chciał przekazać.

× W wyjątkowych sytuacjach używał wobec ciebie zwykłych słów. Do tej pory zdarzyło się to dwa razy. Za pierwszym, gdy wyznał ci, że cię kocha i za drugim, gdy ci się oświadczył. W obu przypadkach zdębiałaś, bo nie jesteś przyzwyczajona do jego głosu.

× Twoja rodzina myśli, że jest niemy. Zaczęliście nawet uczyć się języka migowego by móc wyglądać naturalnie. Nie tylko z powodu innych osób, ale też dla siebie nawzajem.

× Kocha wszystko co gotujesz i pieczesz. Zawsze po posiłku daje ci całusa, chcąc za niego podziękować.

× Trzymasz u siebie, w szafce zapas syropu na jego biedne gardło.

× Jest mistrzem drobnych gestów. Kiedy jesteś zdenerwowana, delikatnie łapie cię za rękę i ściska ją, chcąc cię pocieszyć. Jest typem obserwatora i zauważa wiele rzeczy szybciej niż inni.

× Inumaki lubi posłuchać razem z tobą muzyki. Już kilka razy zabrał cię na koncert gry na pianinie. Poza tym uznaliście za praktyczne by dowiedzieć się co powinno być grane na waszym weselu. Nadal rozważacie ten kwartet smyczkowy...

× Jeśli dochodzi między wami do nieporozumień, to zwykle są to kwestie bycia czarownikami Jujutsu. Martwicie się o siebie nawzajem. Na wszelki wypadek przygotowaliście dla siebie nawzajem nagranie i list, gdyby coś wam się stało. Nie było łatwo zrobić to na początku wspólnej życiowej drogi, ale uznaliście to za właściwe.

× Toge przez jakiś czas miał kompleksy z powodu braku ręki. Dowiedziałaś się o tym, gdy przeglądał stare fotografie na których jeszcze miał obie. Zapewniłaś go o swojej miłości. W końcu mógł skończyć o wiele gorzej.

× Odwiedzacie groby osób poległych w Shibuyi. Z początku było bardzo trudno. Teraz po prostu wspominacie stare czasy z lekkimi uśmiechami na twarzach.

× Rzadko dajecie sobie nawzajem prezenty. Toge jednak zdaje sobie sprawę z tego, że lubisz biżuterię i na urodziny oraz święta zawsze ci ją podaruje. Ostatnio kupił bransoletkę w twoim ulubionym fioletowym kolorze i zawieszkę. Obiecał, że będziesz mogła ich zbierać więcej w kolejne lata, które chce z tobą spędzić.

× Często zostawiacie sobie karteczki w różnej formie. Choćby na pudełku bento.

× Możesz liczyć na opanowanie swojego narzeczonego. Nie widziałaś by stracił głowę odkąd go znasz, nawet w trudnych sytuacjach. Możesz na niego liczyć w trudnych okresach życia czy stresujących sytuacjach.

× Częste są u was wizyty znajomych ze szkoły. Wasza przyjaźń przetrwała sporo czasu. Pomagają wam również przygotować się do ślubu.

× Wasza relacja jest bardzo solidna i stabilna. Nie ma tu fajerwerków, ale żadne z was ich nie potrzebuje. Wasza miłość pomogła wam przejść przez wiele trudności życiowych i to tylko ją wzmocniło. Niecierpliwie czekasz by zostać Panią Inumaki...

[infoglitch]

Fighting game au: XROS (part 2)

(Fuck it I'm making this a series. Who asked? Nobody!)

(interaction 1: reds older siblings)

We see a man in a black suit adjusting a blue tie also having black hair walk on stage as two dogs walked beside him one with completely black shaggy fur with a white fire hovering above it's tail almost as if part of its body. The other has completely white smooth fur with black wings.

Lance: skol, hati, try not to rough up our opponent too much. I don't feel like cleaning your fur AGAIN.

Then the sound of boots hit the ground with thunderous vigor as yang walking on stage with a friendly grin.

Yang: ah don't worry. Your dog ain't gonna hurt me. I'm way stronger than you think.

Lance finished adjusting his tie as he stuck out his hand before blue flames surrounded it before the flames merged into a scythe.

Lance:.... You know what... Let's test this. Skol, hati, get her.

////

Yang was soaring through the air firing of shotgun rounds from ember Celica before she landed on stage with Lance petting skol.

Lance: who's a good boy? Your a good boy! Your such a good little doggy-

Yang Snickered at the sight before Lance shot up and adjusting his tie before turning to yang.

Lance: apologies, didn't think you show up to training early.

Yang: heh didn't take ya for a dog person lance-a-lot.

Lance groaned as yang laughed.

Yang: aw don't get yang-gry with me.

(interaction 2: Lancaster vs froson)

(I am very sorry I haven't been feeding y'all lancaster shippers but you can check out my other Lancaster works to hold ya over)

Ruby leaned on a wall as jaune was wiping down the sword of crocea mors as Ruby just watched him a smile on her face.

Ruby: you sure you need to wipe down your sword that much?

Jaune: how else can I make sure I'm battle ready?

Ruby: well maybe you let me wipe down your "sword"

Jaune: ruby!

We hear a chuckle as our view changes as we see Johnson standing beside a brunette wearing a white beret as she took a loli pop and held between her middle and index finger.

Johnson: ready Mrs. Snowman?

Frost: ready when you are chili pepper. If we win I want snow cones.

Johnson: snow cones it is frost.

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Johnson is walk on stage with a flaming dragon floating behind him as frost walked next him.

Frost: so where's that red reaper you met chili pepper?

Johnson: just give her a minute Mrs. snowman.

Salamandra: I doubt she's that special.

Johnson: in 3.... 2.... 1!

Suddenly a Burst of rose pedals arrive as Ruby and jaune emerged as jaunes face was green before running to a trash can and barfing.

Ruby: uh jaune you ok?

Jaune raised his hand giving a thumbs up as he spoke weakly.

Jaune: yeah... I'm good just fight without me for a few... Hours...

Ruby: huh I thought jaune wouldn't be affected but I guess I was wrong.

Frost just stared wide eyed as salamandras jaw drop as Johnson had a shit eating grin.

Johnson: told ya that kid was something.

Frost: and she can just do THAT?!

Salamandra: it's like a flower version of godspeed.

(once again all done out of my dumb fanfic writing brain. Because I have too much free time)