#spray ground

[1pan0s]

Luh calm edit

[quackle]

i found a better picture of them playing and drawing :)

[naturalsuper]

they are being yelled at because they got freaky on the couch and left stains... again!

[shwarmadillo]

every off-hand mention from beard about committing a crime on ted’s behalf just became about 100x funnier

[dragonfruitflamb3]

They disintegrated 😔 RIP loop 😔 who's coming to the funeral

[marienarasauce]

You have disappointed me once again COD Fandom

I just found out - through research - that Alejandro Vargas X Valeria Garza is 10x more popular than Alejandro X Rodolfo and i am

THOROUGHLY DISAPPOINTED. 😡

I know that nowadays half of the COD fandom is creepy straight simps, but COME ONE YOU IDIOTS. IDIOTAS DA MERDA!!! 😡 I THOUGHT YALL WERE ALL FOR THE GAY SHIT, BUT NOOOO. LETS SHIP THIS GUY WITH HIS SWORN ENEMY INSTEAD OF HIS CLOSE CHILDHOOD FRIEND! 😡 THEY HAVE CHEMISTRYYYYYY!!!

UNACCEPTABLE!!!!

WAKE UP SHEEPLE 😡

[bigcats-birds-and-books]

THE WAYFARERS by Becky Chambers. Featuring the most beautiful edges I own!!

[dr-gaytorius]

Yesterday I was on flower duty for a service and our decedent had a million vases around their casket and so I had to do a million squats multiple times as we moved them from the visitation room to the chapel to the gravesite and it was incredibly windy which knocked over the vases (and standing sprays) several times so many squats and kneelings occured there especially and good god my fucking thighs today. Lord have mercy

[randomtheidiot]

Four incredibly low quality Pokémon for your convenience. (Or inconvenience, I don’t really care.)

[in-tua-deep]

The thing about my mum is that she is extremely powerful and can just clean for hours without break, which is decisively not how I function

I’m moving into a new place and she has been helping and the way I have been dealing with this is declaring loudly every so often that it is time for my union break

[ballcrusher74]

in all honesty idk how Al would react to a lanky masked man asking to lock him in a painting for eternity

i pray for his safety.

al would be fine with this if the painting was then smashed into a gazillion pieces of canvas and wood splinters <3

[arrowmaker15]

(Red Hood and Batman working a case)

Red Hood:

Batman:

Red Hood: Why does the glass on the display case my old suit is in have "Jokers Pet" spray painted on it?

Batman: Excuse me?

Red Hood: Yeah. The worst part is each letter switches color from green to purple then back to green, repeat.

Batman: I had no idea it was there.

Red Hood:

Batman:

Red Hood and Batman: Damian.

[seamsterslocal]

THRILLED to report the dress i can only describe as "the flannel grace kelly" is 99% done

except for the wildly complicated embroidery i decided to add 2 days ago of course

[wolpatinga]

crazy that we're always on about the blues and greens when the earth is brown too. and orange

[twc-thoughts-you-didnt-ask-for]

What if the detective wasn’t a detective at all but a barista and accidentally spilled hot coffee/tea all over A instead

[cyanocoraxx]

I need you to know, I am getting a centipede because I keep seeing yours on my dash.

(don't worry though, I'm an experienced bug keeper and did the research to know what I'm getting into, your posts definitely tipped the scales though)

i'm so happy to hear that! how exciting! :D what species are you thinking of getting??

if you'd like any advice or tips on their care do let me know, i'd be happy to help and if you have questions that i can't answer i can put you in touch with people who are way more experienced than me. <3

+ gyomei for tax