#spn b99

[luna-nigthshade-wood]

Alright, so in my my Spn B99 idea (which is here if you want to read it), the ducklings also exist, and Dean is their weird parent one way or another. My idea is that for whateverreason they interrogate them and the ways Dean is related to them keeps getting weirder as they go.

Michael: So how are you related to Dean?

Ben: Oh well, he dated my mom for like a week and then he stayed at our home for 6 months, helping me with my homework, taking me to my baseball games and my guitar lessons. The second week he filled my birth certificate, and he keeps paying child support and going to all my games and stuff, so...

Krissy: My father asked him to take care of me while he was dying because they fucked once, he said yes

Bobby-John: Oh, his assholic part of the family try to kidnap me to use me into a ritual to subdue monsters, he re-kidnap me and return me with my father, they share custody of me now

Kaia: I was put in rehab because my foster parents thought I was taking drugs because of my visions, Dean took me out of there and gave me a room, I am not sure if there is a legal trail, though

Alex: I was kidnapped by vampires, Dean saved me, he and Jody and Donna share custody

Jesse: Help me figure I was a cambion, I adopted him as my parent

Patience: My father tried to supress my powers and forbide me from seeing my grandmother, grandma called Dean, Dean mediated, now I kinda of live with him, and visit my dad and grandma whenever

Emma: My mom and dad had a one night stand, I was supposed to kill him, he offered me a sandwich, mom says dad doesnt have the good sense that god gave a tulip, I didnt kill him, so I live with him

Claire: I am related to him by association, I am Cas´niece

Jack: My biological father is the devil, Cas and Dean are my parents now

Everyone: ...

Michael: Alright and you two?

Sam: What do you mean us? We are brothers. I mean, well, Dean raised me since he was four, because dad couldnt be bother

Adam: A ghoul try to kill me. Dean shot him. Then he inserted himself in my life until I couldnt remember a time where he wasnt there.

Everyone, now confused and concerned: ....

[spinninggayrat]

HISTORY

REPEATS

ITSELF

[tampon-is-mentally-ill]

POV: the Supernatural finale

[fandomofisolation]

I don't hyperfixate. I omnifixate. Panfixate, if you will. When I develop an obsession with a new piece of media, it just gets slotted into the rotation with all the others. My brain is a clown car of babygirls.

[take-it-on-the-run]

Do I miss him or do I just miss having someone in my life that listened to me yap about whatever I was fixated on at the time

[manwiththemagic]

I actually EAT UP FBI PLOT lines, especially when an 'innocent' person ends up in jail. Hannibal with will graham? B99 and Jake Peralta? SUPERNATURAL WITH SAM & DEAN!!

I eat that shit UPPP!!

[spn-lesbian]

Sam: keep an eye on Dean today, he’s gonna say something to the wrong person and get himself punched

Gabriel: sure! I’d love to see Dean get punched

Sam: try again

Gabriel, sighing: I will stop Dean from getting punched

[supernatant]

How would Castiel eat a marshmallow?

Dean: Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to answer an age old question.

Charlie: Right, what's Eileen's deal? She single?

Sam: What? no, we're dating. Come on.

Dean: The question is: Who here does the best impression of Castiel? You'll be judged on voice, body language, and overall lack of flair.

Dean: Everyone will perform the same scenario; Cas eating a marshmallow for the very first time. Let the Cas-off begin!

Sam: What is this glutinous monstrosity before me?

Claire: The sugar in this is quite sweet.

Jack: Ooh, mm-hmm, mm-hmm-hmm-hmm!

Dean: That's your Cas impression?

Jack: I can hear him doing that.

Eileen: Looks like a sticky pillow.

Charlie: I don't care for it. Classical music.

Castiel: What's going on here? What are you doing?

Dean: Cas, hey, nothing, just eating some marshmallows. Care for one?

Castiel: Marshed-mallow.

Castiel: Hmm. Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm!

Jack: i kNEW IT-

[buckysoldatbarnes]

which show has generated the most memes?

[angelheartcas]

hi spn fandom i need help i have too many AUs in my brain and idk which one to focus on

[cas-coding]

sam: bye dean! i mean, not 'bi' dean, i mean like, uh, see you later, dean, i'm leaving now, dean, i, ah shit,

dean, staring at the newly resurrected mary: in case you didnt figure it out already from THAT hot mess, i feel like i have to clarify that i do like women and men

[heytheredeann]

[giinity]

watching season 6 episode 1 and 2 of house md is just slap after slap to the face and then you get hit by a fucking steel chair when hamilton shows up

[aficionadoenthusiast]

sam: talk to him. that's what friends do.

dean: nope, i'm gonna wait till I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word, and then die immediately.

sam: that's your plan for dealing with this?

dean: that's my plan for dealing with everything. i have 77 arguments i'm gonna win that way.

sam, muttering: seems like a bad plan.

dean: now I have 78.

[shyjusticewarrior]

DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 119

Dick: I feel like a high school drama dork.

Dick, to Jason: What was that play that you did? What was it, uh- "Our Town!" You were good, it was cute.

Mob boss: You're going to burn in hell.

Helena: I do worry about that. But you first.

Bruce: Stephanie, I'm surprised to see you so excited about mandated training exercises.

Steph: It's the most fun day of the year, something you wouldn't understand because you're not programmed to feel joy.

Bruce: Yes, but my software is due for an exuberance upgrade.

Steph: Ya know, when you play along with the robot jokes it kinda ruins my enjoyment of them.

Bruce: Yes, I know.

[thatsthewaythechrissycrumbles]

guys i had to cancel my netflix and i lost access to outer banks what do i dooooo