#speaking of stinking

[rainbowbarnacle]

There, I took some better pictures of Rose. 8)

[mostmagical]

I really love the detail of garrus always being that one step behind shepard... and not in the literal "got your back" sense (though of course I love that too), but in the figurative "just short of crossing the finish line" sense. like ME1: when you meet garrus, he's already been on this saren case, he's just been unable to get anyone to take it seriously. in walks shepard, and shepard is able to do all these things garrus couldn't quite do: becomes spectre, is taken (somewhat) seriously, goes on galaxy-wide chase to take down saren. wins. garrus has always been trying to do "right" in a way that makes sense, and here's this human that just already knows how and DOES IT.

then ME2, garrus is still on this quest to do right. he manages to put together a team, but ultimately, this enterprise is a failure too. he just can't quite make it. but that's when shepard arrives, picks garrus up, and in one day defeats the gang leaders that garrus has been after for MONTHS. also important to note without getting into the whole religious symbolism of it: his team is 11 people, with garrus himself being the 12th. by the end of ME2, shepard successfully accomplishes their goal with a team of 12 total. 12 followers. 12 disciples. I'm not getting into it. but. just look at those numbers. you know what I'm trying to say.

by ME3, garrus DOES make it over this finish line. he DOES get his promotion and people respecting him. but it sucks. after years of striving to get to the finish line, to cross that mountain, he gets there and it's so much pressure. but the wonderful thing is, now instead of being a step behind, he's shoulder-to-shoulder with shepard, which allows for the open communication and support that the two of them get to have because he GETS IT. he was watching the whole time from behind. he's seen all the highs, and the lows, and now in the low low, he knows what it's LIKE. it's like this wonderful full circle moment where he's able to support the person he's looked up to for so long.

[littlelightfish]

I love that Kui tries to convince us that he is a tidy clean-looking man. He doesn't take baths. I won't buy it.

[konigsblog]

Loser!König still keeps his childhood teddy. 🧸

[trekfacility]

how did they not aggressively make out after that scene???????

[moonshynecybin]

I think marc not rating bezz even the slightest bit is the funniest thing ever

me too i loved it when he was really extraordinarily pissed in valencia 2023 and he refused to even say bez’s name to the press…. like it literally was beneath him. he just called him “this person.” hot.

[eddiesghxst]

i think eddie was the type of person that knocks out the second he gets back home from school and wakes up like 8 hours later in the middle of the night with a stupid amount of energy

[rickybaby]

I don’t know what it means for Daniel for next year, and I know the speculation about his future is going to be relentless, but I’m just going to enjoy him going racing for this next half of the season. He was handed a second chance in his career and no one can say he hasn’t been giving his all to make it count. Whatever happens next for him, it’s not for a lack of him trying

[suffering-asthmatic-tifosi]

i heard you were sad. i offer you hozier holding a puppy in these trying times.

Omg ur an angel 🥹 my heart is so happy thank youuuu. I am def feeling better ur the best 🤎🤎🤎

kisses xxx

[ltlemon]

by the way im like nearly halfway through season three of mob psycho and I see what the serizawa/reigen people are on now. like yeah you know what i do think two cripplingly lonely probably definitely gay guys in their early thirties would end up with Something happening if you put them in a room together for long enough. don’t get me wrong i honestly think it would suck at least a little bit, but there’s Something There, i hear you. there is a possibility of me getting more invested depending on how they interact in the future…there’s Stuff here i need to like place them next to each other and observe them. put them in like a petri dish.

[brother-u-stink]

Bro he can say one thing to me that feels off and now he is the equivalent of every person who has ever hurt me.

[sewerzombie]

ugh the idea of you not showering & using me as a gaming chair is so hot >///< being trapped under your sweaty ass for hours with not a single breath of fresh air & when i finally start whimpering to be let go, all i get is laughed at, a warm, wet fart right up my nose, and you telling me i should be grateful for it <33 i’d loveee to be told to beg for your farts and thank you for them, like they’re the greatest privilege of all (they are) maybe you’d make me kiss your dirty hole riiight as you fart too 💖

if i would complain, maybe you’d completely ignore me, because i’m just a chair after all and chairs don’t complain. chairs don’t do anything except sit there and take whatever’s unleashed onto them. ughhh i’d love to be ur fart cushion so bad, especially rn since it’s so hot out >///<

(- can i be 💖 anon :3)

yes!!! yes!!! ohhh you get it... you get it!!!

sounds like you barely even need breaking in, you poor, pathetic thing!! you already know what you're good for, you don't even need to be told twice!!!

what i wouldnt give to be ripping putrid swamp gas straight down your nose and throat <333 using you as a dampener so i dont have to smell myself... no boxers necessary!! you can take it straight from the source, can't you? and hey, if you ever have a problem with how sweaty and filthy it is down there, you've got a tongue!! im sure you can find the time to clean things up a little <333

you're completely right, too- complaints'll get you ignored at best, and just abused even more at worst!! if you really wanna whine, im certainly not above waiting for you to open your mouth so i can shut you up and drown you out with a room-clearer <333 the only thing i better hear down there is begging, thanking, praising, and most importantly, huffing!! like im the last source of oxygen on earth <3333 and for you, i just might be!! cuz i certainly don't plan on getting up and getting off your comfy little face anytime soon!! <3333

[newtscamandersbf]

’hikaru’ & yoshiki but theyre nennetti

cishet boy best friends behavior nothing to see here 🙈

[sciderman]

growing up I always got made fun of for what I ate in school. it did kind of fuck with me a little now that I think back on it. one of the first times I remember cussing at someone as a child was over her being mean to me because I liked the food I liked. I ended up going to the principal for telling some girl to fuck off at like age 6-7 about mustard.

do what u do and tell ppl to fuck off! it worked for me! trust ur gut!

hey man it doesn't bug me really when people think i'm weird for liking the things i do. i always kind of wanted to be different. heck, i changed my legal name at age 13 because it was too common and i hated it because i'm UNIQUE baby. so i changed my name to sci at age 13, and cut all my hair. i wasn't scared of being weird, not ever. i'm cool. i'm quirky. i'm different.

me i thought i was cooler than the other kids because i had a CULTURED palette and my favourite food as a kid was this really spicy spinach dish from our favourite indian restaurant. that was the highlight of my week. i looked forward to it every weekend it was my FAVOURITE thing to eat ever. pizza?? candy?? cakes?? chicken nuggets?? you keep that, i loved my spinach. i loved spicy food since i was a baby and i loved my greens so so much. i loved anything green. i'm still inclined to love anything green.

[osteochondraldefect]

another doodle dump . i think i sold my soul and carpal tunnel and last braincell to this podcast and you should too!

[safyresky]

The Elf Clauses, for those of you as curious as @shittyelfwriter and I:

THE DIY (DO-IT-YOUR-ELF) CLAUSE

All gifts delivered by Santa must be completely handmade by North Pole elves. Should an elf be discovered outsourcing toy production, they will immediately be removed from the toy line and reassigned to another department

THE SNOWMAN LEFT BEHIND CLAUSE

When an elf builds a snowman, that elf enters into a sacred agreement to care for said snowman until his natural demise. Failure to care for one's snowman appropriately (including but not limited to premature melting, snow discoloration, and nose breakage) will result in punitive action.

THE KRIBBLE KRABBLE CLAUSE

In accepting the position of Head Elf, you agree to take a leave of absence form the North Pole for education and rejuvenation purposes, whether you wish to or not. No exceptions. That includes you, Betty.

THE ELF-EXILE CLAUSE

[we actually couldn't decipher this one properly??? but essentially it says that any elf that is insubordinate to a Santa gets banished to the Wobbly Woods]