#speaking of stinking

[rainbowbarnacle]

There, I took some better pictures of Rose. 8)

[littlelightfish]

I love that Kui tries to convince us that he is a tidy clean-looking man. He doesn't take baths. I won't buy it.

[konigsblog]

Loser!König still keeps his childhood teddy. 🧸

[trekfacility]

how did they not aggressively make out after that scene???????

[moonshynecybin]

I think marc not rating bezz even the slightest bit is the funniest thing ever

me too i loved it when he was really extraordinarily pissed in valencia 2023 and he refused to even say bez’s name to the press…. like it literally was beneath him. he just called him “this person.” hot.

[theanonymousninja247]

✨ Star Friends ✨

When I found out that @chessman-protocol boy Crit liked Astronomy, let’s just say I was beyond estatic and immediately planned this little comic. Here’s to my boy Vincent doing his best to make friends with folks who share similar interests 😅💙

Funny enough, I didn’t realize I put this in Vincent character’s until I looked at the whole thing, but Vincent very much shares the lack of stranger danger the way I did/ I do to this day. To quote one of my past managers I’m “abnormally friendly” or whatever

I can’t tell you how many times even as a small child (drove my parents nuts) that I saw a cool person with whatever connecting factor and I just straight up walked to them and was like “Ok cool. We’re friends now.” And nobody’s really stopped me? So apparently I have friends now. 😆

Vincent however is just a wholesome baby boy who doesn’t realize he’s actually an intimidating hunk of a turtle and randomly walking up to strangers and not saying anything can be taken the wrong way.

Like I said, he’s trying his best. He wasn’t exactly the most socialized if you can’t tell, but he does love dearly and is certainly a boone of a friend to have once you get past the inevitable social awkwardness. He’s loyal to put because he really doesn’t know better, and I adore him for that. Anyway, dunno if Crit knows any ASL or not, but either way Vincent is just excited to meet somebody else who likes space ✨🌌 💙

[eddiesghxst]

i think eddie was the type of person that knocks out the second he gets back home from school and wakes up like 8 hours later in the middle of the night with a stupid amount of energy

[newtscamandersbf]

’hikaru’ & yoshiki but theyre nennetti

cishet boy best friends behavior nothing to see here 🙈

[brother-u-stink]

My own mother,

chose me; Plucked sweetly from my own rotten earth,

just to mold my face into the shape of of her own flesh,

and then wonders why I fail.

[mpsansy]

Since stinky got two partners(I think I’m getting that right)

I’m just imaging him going to stretch and fatso yelling:”HA,FUCK YALL OF YOU,I GOT TWO GIRLFRIENDS/WIVES!!”

This is what it looked like when he found out two women were not only deeply in love with him. But they wanted to be with him even more as a spirit!!

He doesn’t even know how much this love really means until he gets to socializing with Isabella and Vivian

[rickybaby]

I don’t know what it means for Daniel for next year, and I know the speculation about his future is going to be relentless, but I’m just going to enjoy him going racing for this next half of the season. He was handed a second chance in his career and no one can say he hasn’t been giving his all to make it count. Whatever happens next for him, it’s not for a lack of him trying

[suffering-asthmatic-tifosi]

i heard you were sad. i offer you hozier holding a puppy in these trying times.

Omg ur an angel 🥹 my heart is so happy thank youuuu. I am def feeling better ur the best 🤎🤎🤎

kisses xxx

[ltlemon]

by the way im like nearly halfway through season three of mob psycho and I see what the serizawa/reigen people are on now. like yeah you know what i do think two cripplingly lonely probably definitely gay guys in their early thirties would end up with Something happening if you put them in a room together for long enough. don’t get me wrong i honestly think it would suck at least a little bit, but there’s Something There, i hear you. there is a possibility of me getting more invested depending on how they interact in the future…there’s Stuff here i need to like place them next to each other and observe them. put them in like a petri dish.

[sewerzombie]

ugh the idea of you not showering & using me as a gaming chair is so hot >///< being trapped under your sweaty ass for hours with not a single breath of fresh air & when i finally start whimpering to be let go, all i get is laughed at, a warm, wet fart right up my nose, and you telling me i should be grateful for it <33 i’d loveee to be told to beg for your farts and thank you for them, like they’re the greatest privilege of all (they are) maybe you’d make me kiss your dirty hole riiight as you fart too 💖

if i would complain, maybe you’d completely ignore me, because i’m just a chair after all and chairs don’t complain. chairs don’t do anything except sit there and take whatever’s unleashed onto them. ughhh i’d love to be ur fart cushion so bad, especially rn since it’s so hot out >///<

(- can i be 💖 anon :3)

yes!!! yes!!! ohhh you get it... you get it!!!

sounds like you barely even need breaking in, you poor, pathetic thing!! you already know what you're good for, you don't even need to be told twice!!!

what i wouldnt give to be ripping putrid swamp gas straight down your nose and throat <333 using you as a dampener so i dont have to smell myself... no boxers necessary!! you can take it straight from the source, can't you? and hey, if you ever have a problem with how sweaty and filthy it is down there, you've got a tongue!! im sure you can find the time to clean things up a little <333

you're completely right, too- complaints'll get you ignored at best, and just abused even more at worst!! if you really wanna whine, im certainly not above waiting for you to open your mouth so i can shut you up and drown you out with a room-clearer <333 the only thing i better hear down there is begging, thanking, praising, and most importantly, huffing!! like im the last source of oxygen on earth <3333 and for you, i just might be!! cuz i certainly don't plan on getting up and getting off your comfy little face anytime soon!! <3333

[sciderman]

growing up I always got made fun of for what I ate in school. it did kind of fuck with me a little now that I think back on it. one of the first times I remember cussing at someone as a child was over her being mean to me because I liked the food I liked. I ended up going to the principal for telling some girl to fuck off at like age 6-7 about mustard.

do what u do and tell ppl to fuck off! it worked for me! trust ur gut!

hey man it doesn't bug me really when people think i'm weird for liking the things i do. i always kind of wanted to be different. heck, i changed my legal name at age 13 because it was too common and i hated it because i'm UNIQUE baby. so i changed my name to sci at age 13, and cut all my hair. i wasn't scared of being weird, not ever. i'm cool. i'm quirky. i'm different.

me i thought i was cooler than the other kids because i had a CULTURED palette and my favourite food as a kid was this really spicy spinach dish from our favourite indian restaurant. that was the highlight of my week. i looked forward to it every weekend it was my FAVOURITE thing to eat ever. pizza?? candy?? cakes?? chicken nuggets?? you keep that, i loved my spinach. i loved spicy food since i was a baby and i loved my greens so so much. i loved anything green. i'm still inclined to love anything green.

[osteochondraldefect]

another doodle dump . i think i sold my soul and carpal tunnel and last braincell to this podcast and you should too!