#the beast speaks

[pastadoughie]

I LOVE TRANNIES & HOMOSEXUALS!!!

[wolfgirltummy]

yeah sure lets give this talking animal a big stuffed belly in our animated movie whats the worst that could happen

[grungularity]

Jesus could walk on water like that because he was actually one of those pooltoy furries. The church doesn't want you to know this. Because of woke.

[andtheyreonfire]

hello. can we appreciate every artist in this community. can we appreciate every writer. can we appreciate every podfic producer and gifmaker and otherwise digital creative. can we appreciate the physical artists, those who sew and dollmake and cosplay. can we appreciate every creative on here who has made something with their own, human hands for this tiny, obscure little community. the dedication and effort and sheer passion it takes to sculpt something out of nothing is astounding and ya'll do it every single day. even if this community is small and maybe you don't get as much engagement as you desire please please please remember that you are creating something special. you are doing something only you, a human, can do. and no matter how satisfied you are with the finished product it is beautiful, at the very least, for what it is. you guys are so fucking cool. thank you for sharing your work, and i wish you a many merry days of creating in the future 👍

[sewerzombie]

ugh the idea of you not showering & using me as a gaming chair is so hot >///< being trapped under your sweaty ass for hours with not a single breath of fresh air & when i finally start whimpering to be let go, all i get is laughed at, a warm, wet fart right up my nose, and you telling me i should be grateful for it <33 i’d loveee to be told to beg for your farts and thank you for them, like they’re the greatest privilege of all (they are) maybe you’d make me kiss your dirty hole riiight as you fart too 💖

if i would complain, maybe you’d completely ignore me, because i’m just a chair after all and chairs don’t complain. chairs don’t do anything except sit there and take whatever’s unleashed onto them. ughhh i’d love to be ur fart cushion so bad, especially rn since it’s so hot out >///<

(- can i be 💖 anon :3)

yes!!! yes!!! ohhh you get it... you get it!!!

sounds like you barely even need breaking in, you poor, pathetic thing!! you already know what you're good for, you don't even need to be told twice!!!

what i wouldnt give to be ripping putrid swamp gas straight down your nose and throat <333 using you as a dampener so i dont have to smell myself... no boxers necessary!! you can take it straight from the source, can't you? and hey, if you ever have a problem with how sweaty and filthy it is down there, you've got a tongue!! im sure you can find the time to clean things up a little <333

you're completely right, too- complaints'll get you ignored at best, and just abused even more at worst!! if you really wanna whine, im certainly not above waiting for you to open your mouth so i can shut you up and drown you out with a room-clearer <333 the only thing i better hear down there is begging, thanking, praising, and most importantly, huffing!! like im the last source of oxygen on earth <3333 and for you, i just might be!! cuz i certainly don't plan on getting up and getting off your comfy little face anytime soon!! <3333

[theo-saurus]

Other people's transition goals: realistic

My transition goals: crocodile one piece

[showvember]

ROTTEN APPLE IN 3D!!

made in blender! ⭐

[lethesbeastie]

To the person who just anonymously donated to me on kofi because they loved my never found art, thank you for being the coolest person ever!!! Absolutely made my day and also my week, thank you so so much akfhwkfhwkfhsjfh

[dingostrash]

I gotta say, man, your art? Awesome. I love it. Your style plus the pencil and paper? Amazing. Chef's kiss. Keep up the good work.

thank u❤️❤️❤️

[theo-saurus]

My family's together for Christmas and upon introduction to the concept of Peg Nog my dad and brother decided to make and consume it. My brother says it "tastes like a dr pepper milkshake" and my dad is now a huge peg nog fan. I refuse to try it.

cursed tumblr drinks tasting flight

nothing frappucino

diet dr. nasty

battery acid spaghetti

The Flavor

white gilgamesh

the sludge

dragon cum

peg nog

fistbumping lesbians

the concoction / "potion of extended bad taste"

the horsepussy

vanilla extract

edit: thanks all for your help I have added some of the things I forgot

[pastadoughie]

white ppl sayinhgn "ahh" insteadof "ass" pissesme off so much. youre racist & a child? pick one.

[wolfgirltummy]

pregnant people be saying things like “oof” and “ngh..”

[grungularity]

You ask grunkle Stan about his pronouns and he says "PRO nouns? Oh no, I don't buy the pro stuff. Way too expensive. Know how I'm saving? AMATEUR nouns. You know, he/huh?, She/sigh... eh?/aer. The good stuff! Tell ya what, I'll give you an only *slightly* used they/phlegm for 50 percent off!!!"

[andtheyreonfire]

yeah sex is cool but can you read shuake fanfiction on your nintendo 3ds XL

(fic is each to each by yustiel)

[sewerzombie]

thinkin about being stuck in a pillory and having some nasty creature come up to humiliate and torment me just for its own amusement. or stuck in a pile of junk in the trash yard and the big garbage eating skunk monster who dwells there, just saunters right over n takes a seat

-🦨 (idk if this anon is taken)

that anon's free n7n 💖!

and aren't you in luck that im a big nasty garbage eating skunk monster :333? well- trash-eating, trash-wallowing, trash-fucking... i do a lot with garbage!! in any case, im sure me and your nose will get along great!! :33

while you're in the pillory, i happen to find you as the only person who hasn't bolted from my stench. as much as you really really want to the second i start to linger, and the smell hits you like a wall of bricks- of course, you're utterly helpless to even cover your nose the way your hands are locked into place at the sides of your head. lucky me, finding you out here when i did- ive been dying to have someone to chat with!! even if you're too busy fighting to keep your lunch down to say much of anything back, i carry the conversation well enough for both of us- although every breath from me seems to make your head swim with nausea from the sheer potency of decay and trash alone... being pumped into your face with every sentence. every now and then i get comfortable and lean back on my arms, and you're "treated" to pits that have only been graced by sewer water for years at full blast just inches from your face! :33

god so help you if my tummy starts disagreeing with me and i happen to rip one, especially with my ass near your head- utterly helpless to feeling the insidiously warm air rise around your head and blanket you in thick, unbreathable poison. your wrists are bruised from your futile struggles to protect your precious sense of smell, but it continues to be assaulted and battered, tears streaming down your face, gagging on each breath. maybe i get really bored and decide to wipe the sweat from my ass with your face, or maybe i spray you for not thanking me for singlehandedly raising your air quality :3 either way, the end result is the same: you're stuck stinking like me for a long, long time, possibly making it difficult for anyone else to get you out of that pillory. which means, of course, there's always more time for me to come back and visit~

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while you're poking around the junkyard, you fail to notice your foot get stuck in a pile of garbage until you try to walk away- you panic and begin focusing your energy on freeing the limb, but somehow you end up further tangled in the trash anyways. and you're too worried about how you're gonna get unstuck by yourself to notice a steady decline in the air quality around you- not that it was ever great in the junkyard, but at least it never made you gag. when your senses are finally diverted from your crisis long enough to register what's happening, my bare ass is already eclipsing your vision- and you can just barely make out a black-furred tail at the base. without further ado, your body compresses fully into the garbage surrounding you with my weight on top, and your face becomes intimately acquainted with my backside.

the first thing that shocks you into awareness of your situation is your sense of smell- your nose curls and you gag dryly at the combined assault of swamp ass and the ambient trash surrounding you. you try vainly to get my attention, opening your mouth to speak- of course, i just so happen to readjust at the same time, and with a few questionably deliberate grinds you're now tonguing my asshole, fully submerged in my crack. it becomes immediately clear that ive been living here for a while without seeing a shower- the sweat and grime buildup you're being exposed to is no mere matter of months or days, but clearly years. you sputter helplessly, trying desperately to rid your mouth of the taste, immediately longing for the less concentrated version of the scent, or even just the trash instead. just as you're feeling nostalgic for the reek of garbage, the ring of muscle you're face to face with twitches, and lazily sputters out an opaque cloud of smog that fills your world with the distilled essence of a hot, festering, half-digested landfill. by this point your clothes and skin have been thoroughly soaked in trash juice, to say nothing of the sweat your head and face has been sopping up- i hardly need to spray to irrevocably stain you any further with a stench that'll send people running for miles, but i might anyway, if im feeling particularly cruel :3c. maybe you won't have to worry about who you're gonna come home to the way you smell, though- maybe i enjoy the feeling of pummeling you with toxic gas and drowning you in ass sweat so much that i decide to keep you, like any other neat trinket id happen to find among the garbage :3c! maybe you'll just have to get used to an existence revolving solely around service for a disgusting, rancid skunk monster for the rest of your life!! 💖💖💖

[theo-saurus]

You guys need to see this picture I took while drunk in a macy's yesterday