#the beast speaks

[pastadoughie]

helo cratures

take my fuckin survey on thgease kitties plsplsplsplspslsplsplspslpslsplspslpslpslspol

and please actuawlly read the questions for the love of god

[grungularity]

Jesus could walk on water like that because he was actually one of those pooltoy furries. The church doesn't want you to know this. Because of woke.

[letheslullaby]

I hope this email finds you a weary shell of a man

[wolfgirltummy]

pleaaaaaaaase don’t make me get a job i can be your dog 🐺

[andtheyreonfire]

hello. can we appreciate every artist in this community. can we appreciate every writer. can we appreciate every podfic producer and gifmaker and otherwise digital creative. can we appreciate the physical artists, those who sew and dollmake and cosplay. can we appreciate every creative on here who has made something with their own, human hands for this tiny, obscure little community. the dedication and effort and sheer passion it takes to sculpt something out of nothing is astounding and ya'll do it every single day. even if this community is small and maybe you don't get as much engagement as you desire please please please remember that you are creating something special. you are doing something only you, a human, can do. and no matter how satisfied you are with the finished product it is beautiful, at the very least, for what it is. you guys are so fucking cool. thank you for sharing your work, and i wish you a many merry days of creating in the future 👍

[lethesbeastie]

I'm still in the process of grieving the way the world is ending, but I want to say this: I won't stop creating art. We need it now more than ever, we need art and reasons to smile and live and things to look forward to. I'm going to keep making art, I'm going to try and offer some sort of sanctuary here for those who need it. I'm going to create art until this country kills me. Don't give up. It's going to be hell, but I'll walk with you through it.

[sewerzombie]

ugh the idea of you not showering & using me as a gaming chair is so hot >///< being trapped under your sweaty ass for hours with not a single breath of fresh air & when i finally start whimpering to be let go, all i get is laughed at, a warm, wet fart right up my nose, and you telling me i should be grateful for it <33 i’d loveee to be told to beg for your farts and thank you for them, like they’re the greatest privilege of all (they are) maybe you’d make me kiss your dirty hole riiight as you fart too 💖

if i would complain, maybe you’d completely ignore me, because i’m just a chair after all and chairs don’t complain. chairs don’t do anything except sit there and take whatever’s unleashed onto them. ughhh i’d love to be ur fart cushion so bad, especially rn since it’s so hot out >///<

(- can i be 💖 anon :3)

yes!!! yes!!! ohhh you get it... you get it!!!

sounds like you barely even need breaking in, you poor, pathetic thing!! you already know what you're good for, you don't even need to be told twice!!!

what i wouldnt give to be ripping putrid swamp gas straight down your nose and throat <333 using you as a dampener so i dont have to smell myself... no boxers necessary!! you can take it straight from the source, can't you? and hey, if you ever have a problem with how sweaty and filthy it is down there, you've got a tongue!! im sure you can find the time to clean things up a little <333

you're completely right, too- complaints'll get you ignored at best, and just abused even more at worst!! if you really wanna whine, im certainly not above waiting for you to open your mouth so i can shut you up and drown you out with a room-clearer <333 the only thing i better hear down there is begging, thanking, praising, and most importantly, huffing!! like im the last source of oxygen on earth <3333 and for you, i just might be!! cuz i certainly don't plan on getting up and getting off your comfy little face anytime soon!! <3333

[maroumeansbeast]

how to look like an old fashioned romantic tall young italian boy as a 5 foot transgender afro latino long curly haired teenager with the body proportions of that one genderweird shapeshifter from the movie on Netflix and the hips of a mother with 5 kids spacebar enter search

[theo-saurus]

Other people's transition goals: realistic

My transition goals: crocodile one piece

[showvember]

ROTTEN APPLE IN 3D!!

made in blender! ⭐

[ittybittybeastiebuddy]

ok im gonna send u asks now ^-^ goo bye

Funniest thing to see today wkthwkfhw hello jpeg!!!

[pastadoughie]

the tyupping wuirk is involentrary &ihave 2 actively go outof my way to coirrect stuff but

"can i see one fuckin post abt transguys that doesnt fuckin feminize & twinkify them 2 oblivion because it feels like u guys r just fuckin allergic 2 directing positivty 2 anybody who looks like a gender conforming man and its genuinely really fucked that the futrher u transitionj the less and less and less sipport and community you get beacuse going from "uwu !!!! pretty girlll ooohhh big booby womman!!!!" to "ewww grosss yuckyy disgusting evil man!!!!" isnt cool and #leftism enough, its not fucking normal or ok 2 treat trans people like an inharent fucking threat even if youre doing it under the guise of "ewwww men i hate men ewww gross gross groiss" u shouldnt have to fucking undercut your own fuckin bodily autonomy and happyness just to be fuckin accepted by ur communitey & yet thats something that literally every fucking trans dude (barring the ones that are just completely comfortable with just looking like a cis girl) has to fucking do !!!!!! im do tired of it!!!!!!!"

&then 4 the commic

"hi i would like some respect and bodily autonomy"

"noooo but ur a girl you have to be constantly aggreable and passive because if you show any emotion about being constantly treated like shit that makes you a hysterical crazy bitch woman whos fuckin stupid and should let the men do the talking"

"thats really stupid"

==> one testosterone later

"hi i would like some respect and bodily autonomy"

"noooo but ur a man you have to be constantly aggreable and passive because if you show any emotion about being constantly treated like shit that makes you an evil fuckin disgisting mysogenist whos fuckin stupid and should let the people with actuawl real issues do the talking. #feminism #transrights btw"

"thats really stupid"

imnot transalatingthe tags idont feel likeit

cani see onefuckinhgnjn post abt transguyz that doesntfuckinhgnn feminize& twinkifythem 2 obliuvion becauzeit fealslike u guyz r just fuckinhgn allergic 2 directtingg positivety 2 liekk anybodywho lookzliek a gendr conforminhgn man &itz genuinely rlly fuckd thatthe further u transitionthe less&less&less support& communitea u get becauze goinhgn fromm uwu!!! pretty girlloooohhhh big boobywomman !!! to ewww grosssyuckky disguytzyingg evilll mnann!!!!! isntt cool & # leftism enoughf,,, itz notfuckinhgnn normal or ok 2 treat transppl liek an inharentt fuckinhgn threat evn if ur doinhgn itunder the guise of "ewwwww men ihatemen eww grossgross gross" u shouldvnt have2 fuckinhgn undrcut ur own fuckinhgn bodiley autonomey & happynessjust 2 befuckinhnn accespted by ur communitea &yet thats smthnnthat literally evry fuckinhgn trans dude (barrinhgn the onesthat r compleatley comfortabl just looking like a cis girl) hass 2 fuckinhgnn do!!!!!!im so tiredof it!!!!!!!!

[grungularity]

You ask grunkle Stan about his pronouns and he says "PRO nouns? Oh no, I don't buy the pro stuff. Way too expensive. Know how I'm saving? AMATEUR nouns. You know, he/huh?, She/sigh... eh?/aer. The good stuff! Tell ya what, I'll give you an only *slightly* used they/phlegm for 50 percent off!!!"

[letheslullaby]

I wish I lived in a world that wanted me.

Like, a world that wanted me to live in it, that wanted people like me to stay alive in it.

I've been burnt out for three years, and some days waking up feels less like living and more like dreaming. I try to explain to my mother that, at this rate, I will not survive college. I am running on fumes, I tell her, and someday soon there will be nothing left in me to save. She does not understand, simply asks why I cannot do as I have done every day for the last 20 years and move forward. I do not know how to explain that in high-school the engines of my mind caught fire, and nobody cared to repair them. That I have been pushing these shaking limbs forward with my fading will for two years. That if I do not find rest, she will bury me alongside my father.

She tells me this is how the world is. I spit back, why? Tell me why it must be this way.

Why must it be this way?

Why must I struggle every day to survive? I am tired, I tell her, I am sick. I cannot walk forever in the desert repenting for the sin of being born unwanted, I cannot survive while begging on my knees for the rest of my life.

You were healthy once, she says. As if that means I'd be well forever. You walked farther before.

I want to scream, I want to sob, I want to take the bandages off of my feet and wail, yes, and look what it got me. Instead I sit silent, knowing not how to make her understand she is digging my grave with her open hands.

I look into the world through the window to avoid her gaze, and I see it burning. She asks if I've considered getting a job.

I do not think a job could save me.

[wolfgirltummy]

yeah i just don’t see myself ever getting pregnant, yknow? *you see a very obvious baby kick from inside of my stomach* ignore that

[andtheyreonfire]

yeah sex is cool but can you read shuake fanfiction on your nintendo 3ds XL

(fic is each to each by yustiel)