#source: rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Oracle, check into their cameras.

Barbara: Oh sure, let me just load my "tap into every security camera in Gotham" app.

Barbara: *taps the screen*

Barbara: I’m sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn’t. I am in.

[we-provide-leverage]

Nate: "Tap into their security cameras." Hardison: "Oh sure, let me just load my 'Tap Into Every Security Camera in New York' app." Hardison: "I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm, it wasn't. I'm in."

[incorrect-starbula]

Peter: Rocket, tap into their security cameras.

Rocket: Oh sure, lemme just load my "Tap into every security camera on the planet" app.

Rocket: *Taps on a screen*

Rocket: Sorry if that sounded like sarcasm, it wasn't. I am in.

[tf2incorrectquotes]

BLU!Scout: *pounding loudly on the door* I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE! *crouches down to peer through door gap* DAD, I CAN SEE YOUR FANCY SHOES!! I SWEAR TO G-

BLU!Scout: *inhales before cheerfully calling* Oh Papa~ if you surrender now there shan't be any consequences~

RED!Spy: *to his teammates* That is a lie! *proudly* I taught him that one.

[cod-dump]

Bell: ADLER!!

Adler, waking up from a dead sleep: I SWEAR I'VE NEVER BEEN TO SERAJEVO!

Bell:

Adler: Oh, it's just you.

[fact-dogsarehappiness]

I had a vision

[ouatsqincorrect]

David: Regina, check into their cameras.

Regina: Oh sure, let me just load my

“tap into every security camera in Storybrooke” app.

Regina: *taps the screen*

Regina: I’m sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn’t. I am in.

[smthfunnyhappenedonthewaytor3]

Suzaku: Lloyd, check into their cameras. Lloyd: Oh sure, let me just load my "tap into every security camera in Britannia" app. Lloyd: *taps the screen* Lloyd: I’m sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn’t. I am in.

[minecraftcorrectmode]

Jesse: Olivia, check into their cameras.

Olivia: Oh sure, let me just load my "tap into every security camera in Beacontown" app.

Olivia: (*taps a redstone wire*)

Olivia: I’m sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn’t. I'm in.

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Barnaby: Nice going, kid!

Julie: Wait, how do you have a copy of his spell?

Wally: I record everything.

Frank: Wait, what? What else do you have recorded?

Wally: ...

Frank: ...

Wally: Don't worry about it.

[incorrectalanbecker]

Green: How do I look, Red?

Red, holding cake: Like a man who doesn't know what's coming his way.

Green: Wait... what?

[incorrectdigitalcircus]

Gangle: Do you think Pomni could really have a normal adventure?

Zooble: Short answer: No.

Zooble: Long answer: Nooooooooooooooooo...

[incorrectoldgodsquotes]

[Concerning the food Georgie Triplet brought]

Granny Underwood: Don’t eat that.

Melvin: Oh yeah, gross, it’s been on the ground.

Granny Underwood: AND ITS POISON!!

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Spy: Wait, does that mean you put trackers on all of us?!

Everyone: *turns to stare at Engineer*

Engineer: *smiling nervously* Nooo.... No, of course I did...n't.

[cod-dump]

Alejandro: Look, Soap, Sin Nombre cartel have to be mean, and I don't know if you know this, but you're kind of a softie.

Soap: That really hurts my feelings! Oh... you have a point. But I can do this!

[emmikay]

Mustang: Aunt Chris, check into their cameras.

Madame Christmas: Oh sure, Vanessa, just load my “tap into every security camera in Central” app.

Vanessa: (taps the screen)

Vanessa: I’m sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn’t. I am in.