#source: rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Oracle, check into their cameras.

Barbara: Oh sure, let me just load my "tap into every security camera in Gotham" app.

Barbara: *taps the screen*

Barbara: I’m sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn’t. I am in.

[we-provide-leverage]

Nate: "Tap into their security cameras." Hardison: "Oh sure, let me just load my 'Tap Into Every Security Camera in New York' app." Hardison: "I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm, it wasn't. I'm in."

[incorrect-starbula]

Peter: Rocket, tap into their security cameras.

Rocket: Oh sure, lemme just load my "Tap into every security camera on the planet" app.

Rocket: *Taps on a screen*

Rocket: Sorry if that sounded like sarcasm, it wasn't. I am in.

[tf2incorrectquotes]

BLU!Scout: *pounding loudly on the door* I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE! *crouches down to peer through door gap* DAD, I CAN SEE YOUR FANCY SHOES!! I SWEAR TO G-

BLU!Scout: *inhales before cheerfully calling* Oh Papa~ if you surrender now there shan't be any consequences~

RED!Spy: *to his teammates* That is a lie! *proudly* I taught him that one.

[fact-dogsarehappiness]

I had a vision

[ouatsqincorrect]

David: Regina, check into their cameras.

Regina: Oh sure, let me just load my

“tap into every security camera in Storybrooke” app.

Regina: *taps the screen*

Regina: I’m sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn’t. I am in.

[theunmappedstar]

Fitz: No assault snowballs of any kind! We aren't savages.

Biana: [already throwing a snowball] Speak for yourself.

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Barnaby: Nice going, kid!

Julie: Wait, how do you have a copy of his spell?

Wally: I record everything.

Frank: Wait, what? What else do you have recorded?

Wally: ...

Frank: ...

Wally: Don't worry about it.

[incorrect-star-allies]

*The squad is visiting a store late at night to return a DVD for Dedede*

Kirby: I forget- what happens if we don’t return the DVD before midnight?

Susie: Then Dedede gets charged extra. It’s called a “late fee”.

Marx: Or was it zombie apocalypse? Eh, I don’t remember, but we can’t afford either.

[nevermatchandscpsradadventures]

Arthur: What are you doing? Merlin: Uhhhhh nothing! Just having a typical, normal, magic-free day! Gaius: *smacks Merlin upside the head* Merlin: What??? I said "magic-free"!

[m0dernchr0n1cles]

Nezha 2019 meets Transformers

Nezha: "All right, Ao Bing, you take the one that looks like a broken toaster.  I’ll take the guy that looks like a fancy trash can."

[The Autobots gawk, either at the threat who the person delivering it]

Ao Bing: "They look exactly the same, and they don’t look like either of those things!"

[smthfunnyhappenedonthewaytor3]

Suzaku: Lloyd, check into their cameras. Lloyd: Oh sure, let me just load my "tap into every security camera in Britannia" app. Lloyd: *taps the screen* Lloyd: I’m sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn’t. I am in.

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Spy: Wait, does that mean you put trackers on all of us?!

Everyone: *turns to stare at Engineer*

Engineer: *smiling nervously* Nooo.... No, of course I did...n't.

[minecraftcorrectmode]

Jesse: Olivia, check into their cameras.

Olivia: Oh sure, let me just load my "tap into every security camera in Beacontown" app.

Olivia: (*taps a redstone wire*)

Olivia: I’m sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn’t. I'm in.

[incorrectalanbecker]

Green: How do I look, Red?

Red, holding cake: Like a man who doesn't know what's coming his way.

Green: Wait... what?

[incorrectdigitalcircus]

Gangle: Do you think Pomni could really have a normal adventure?

Zooble: Short answer: No.

Zooble: Long answer: Nooooooooooooooooo...