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Milly: You alright, kitten? Shirley: I think I might’ve gotten Kallen really mad at me. Milly: [sighs] You know how some people have imaginary friends? I think you might have imaginary enemies.

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I really love the phrase "with all due respect" because it doesn't specify how much respect is due. Could be none. Bitch.

Kallen, irritated again with Britannians

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Rivalz: So what happened after the movie? Lelouch: Nothing. He walked me home. Rivalz: To the door? Lelouch: Yeah. Rivalz: That’s a date! Lelouch: No, it’s not. Rivalz: But I never walk you home. Lelouch: That’s just cause you’re a jackass.

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Zero: This is a paid political rescue. Leila: Black Knights? Zero: We're not something wriggling with too many legs that you found in your sleeping bag. The proper tone of voice is Black Knights!—with a glad cry.

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breakfast on the weekend for the student council, with the news going News reporter: Currently the young man is continuing to climb up the pole! News reporter: He's managed to climb about five or six stories up the building! Rivalz: Man, there are reckless idiots out this early? TV camera shifts showing a familiar face waving Suzaku: Hey! Kallen: Oh man, it's our idiot. Lelouch: Just what does he think he's doing?!

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Gino, timing Suzaku holding his breath: Holy crap! Four minutes! Suzaku: The trick is not caring if you live or die.

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"Not to be inhospitable, but why the hell are you here?"

Lelouch, annoyed by C.C. popping up in his bed again

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Lelouch: Suzaku… I got someone I really like, how should I confess to them? Suzaku: Just wing it, I'll say yes. Lelouch: How do you just wing a con- Suzaku: Lelouch: How the fuck did you know?!

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Suzaku: Well, at least we saved Lelouch. Shirley: Yeah, but… we released evil upon the world. Rolo: A happy ending for everyone.

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in an alternate verse, with Lelouch just turned 13 Marianne: You were spying on us? Lelouch: I mean... I tailed you. Just like C.C. taught me when we trained together. Marianne: [glares at C.C.] C.C.: I teach every kid I meet how to do crime. Crime is fun.

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Suzaku: If you weren't so psychotic, you'd be fun to hang around. Rolo: Funny, I feel that way about you too.

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Milly: I’m hiding in the bathroom and, wow, people talk so much shit when they think no one is listening. Like, now I know the cleaning lady’s husband is cheating on her. Shirley: What the fuck…? Milly: And the nurse only got this job cause she sucks at teaching! She only does it as a side hustle now. Shirley: Why would you even pay attention to those conversations? Milly: I couldn’t find my earbuds. Shirley: Makes sense.

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Nunnally: Zero. Do you have any idea who’d want to shoot you? Zerozaku: A lot of people want to shoot me. I take pride in that.

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Tamaki: Ohgi is looking for a way to cheer the group up. Kallen: His resignation and suicide would be the obvious solution.

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Suzaku: Do you trust me? Lelouch: Yes. Suzaku: Wait, what? Why???

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Shirley: We can’t kill them! Rolo: Not with that attitude, we can’t!

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during an intervention while Lelouch is out Suzaku: Now let’s be clear, I don’t love Lelouch, okay? Student Council: … Suzaku: I just miss him when he’s not around, I think about him all the time, and I imagine us one day running towards each other in slow motion through a field of flowers. Student Council: *All sighing*