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Lelouch: It could be a trap. Suzaku: Allow me. Lelouch: What? It's not a trap if you do it?

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Cecile: Your legs are broken but, other than that, you only have psychological problems. Suzaku: Well, I could’ve told you that.

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Shirley: You are an absolute fucking dork. Lelouch: Yeah, but I'm your dork, right? Shirley: *sighs and cuddles Lelouch* Yeah, you're my dork.

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Clovis: There are some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense. Cornelia: No, actually, that would be one of the five.

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Rivalz: Revenge is a waste of time. Lelouch: So is watching TV and eating candy. You do it because it feels good.

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"There is no more hollow feeling than to stand with your honor shattered at your feet while soaring public reputation wraps you in rewards. That's soul-destroying. The other way around is merely very, very irritating."

Suzaku, very very bitter as Zerozaku with people bad mouthing him and Lelouch in front of him...again

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Suzaku: [finding a wooden carving of C.C.’s head] AH!!! Lelouch: Relax, it’s just C.C. [there’s two carvings] Lelouch: Ew! Two C.C.s. That IS upsetting…

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Nunnally: You love me, right? Lelouch: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

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Shirley: You have to help Lelouch’s life get back on track! Suzaku: Why? What’s so great about the track? I was on it, and it chewed me up and spit me out.

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upon realizing they are in a horror film set up, Rivalz: OK, rule number one, do not go off on your own. Rule number two, if you do go off on your own, never go in the woods. Rule number three, if you do go in the woods, never, ever, ever make out in the woods. Or you’ll die in the woods! Rolo: Rivalz: Where’s Lelouch and Suzaku? Rolo: Breaking rules 1 through 3.

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Lelouch: Don't push yourself so hard you break. Suzaku: I won't. Lelouch: Because you will regret it. Suzaku: I know. Lelouch: Not only will you be in physical pain... Suzaku: I'm aware. Lelouch: The onslaught of I-told-you-so will be without mercy or end. Suzaku: I have chosen my fate. (collapses)

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Rivalz: You’re a good girl, Shirley. I’d hate to see you going down that path. Shirley: Well, thankfully, nobody’s forcing you to watch.

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Odysseus: A knife! He's got a knife! Cornelia: Of course he has a knife! He always has a knife! We all have knives! It's Britannia and we're barbarians!

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Zero: Area 11's mine. Schneizel: By what authority? Zero: It's got my troops all over it. That makes it mine.

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Rivalz: Where did you hear that “a pox upon you”? What’s that from? Lelouch: Shakespeare. Rivalz: William Shakespeare? Lelouch: No, Bob Shakespeare. Who else would it-

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Lelouch: I don't dress the way I do because it's sexy. Lelouch: I dress the way I do because it puts queer people at ease and makes bigots wildly uncomfortable.

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Nina: Don’t say a word. Milly: Nina: Milly: Fergulous. Nina: Milly, I said no words. Milly: Oh, I see how it works. Two weeks ago, we’re playing scrabble, it’s not a word. Now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you.