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upon realizing they are in a horror film set up, Rivalz: OK, rule number one, do not go off on your own. Rule number two, if you do go off on your own, never go in the woods. Rule number three, if you do go in the woods, never, ever, ever make out in the woods. Or you’ll die in the woods! Rolo: Rivalz: Where’s Lelouch and Suzaku? Rolo: Breaking rules 1 through 3.

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Lelouch: Don't push yourself so hard you break. Suzaku: I won't. Lelouch: Because you will regret it. Suzaku: I know. Lelouch: Not only will you be in physical pain... Suzaku: I'm aware. Lelouch: The onslaught of I-told-you-so will be without mercy or end. Suzaku: I have chosen my fate. (collapses)

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Rivalz: You’re a good girl, Shirley. I’d hate to see you going down that path. Shirley: Well, thankfully, nobody’s forcing you to watch.

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Odysseus: A knife! He's got a knife! Cornelia: Of course he has a knife! He always has a knife! We all have knives! It's Britannia and we're barbarians!

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Zero: Area 11's mine. Schneizel: By what authority? Zero: It's got my troops all over it. That makes it mine.

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Rivalz: Where did you hear that “a pox upon you”? What’s that from? Lelouch: Shakespeare. Rivalz: William Shakespeare? Lelouch: No, Bob Shakespeare. Who else would it-

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Lelouch: I don't dress the way I do because it's sexy. Lelouch: I dress the way I do because it puts queer people at ease and makes bigots wildly uncomfortable.

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Nina: Don’t say a word. Milly: Nina: Milly: Fergulous. Nina: Milly, I said no words. Milly: Oh, I see how it works. Two weeks ago, we’re playing scrabble, it’s not a word. Now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you.

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Zero: OK, what did we learn today? Inoue: Do not deviate from plans. Kallen: Teamwork is the key to challenge success. Ohgi: Operational procedures are important. Tamaki: Pianos are HEAVY. Zero: Oh, close enough.

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Rivalz: Lelouch isn't answering his phone. Suzaku: I’ll call. Rivalz: Milly and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Lelouch, answering on the first ring: Hello?

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Gino: Money can’t buy happiness. Schneizel: Sure it can. That’s just a lie we tell poor people to keep them from rioting.

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Lelouch: Do you ever say anything encouraging? C.C.: I encourage you not to die. (puts on a big, fake smile and saunters off) Lelouch: (mockingly) "I encourage you not to die..."

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Rolo: I don’t trust friendly people. Shirley: That’s OK, they don’t trust you either.

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Caretaker of Spacetime: You win, you’re granted safe passage. You lose, you belong to me. Leila: Who gets to pick the game? Caretaker of Spacetime: Again, traditionally that would be the challenger. Leila: I can pick any game I want? Anna: Leila, what are you doing? That’s some kind of ghost or avatar speaking for a death god! You’re playing chess with a death god! Leila: Actually... [cuts to Leila and Caretaker of Spacetime, playing scrabble]

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Gino: What, you don't think I'm a contender? You think I'm a bum? A cream puff? A lightweight? A loser?! ...You can stop me any time here. Kallen: I will when I disagree with you.

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Kallen: Okay, that is unethical on so many levels. Suzaku: Yeah, unethical or… badass? Kallen: Completely unethical. Suzaku: Ugh!

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Nina: You’re a genius! Lloyd: I agree, but why am I a genius today?