#source: elementary

[incorrectbatfamquotes]

Jason Todd: [to Bruce Wayne] For future reference: When I say I agree with you, it means I’m not listening.

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Rook: I saved Bellara's life! Davrin: For that, I'm grateful. Rook: I saved Lucanis' life, too! Davrin: I'll let that slide.

[ouatsqincorrect]

Snow: What happened to your nose?

David: I used it to break some guy's fist.

[emmikay]

Ed, to Ling: After many, many hours, I have come to the most wretched of realizations. One that might curdle your very blood.

Ed: You are my friend.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Halsin: Nature sounds can reduce stress and increase focus.

Wyll: I think they meant rain or waves, not horny wildebeests.

[incorrectteyvatism]

Zhongli: From one to ten, how much does it hurt? Venti: Pi Greek.

[quillfulwriter]

Hubert: Linhardt, I have no inclination to excise Claude from your life. I like the man! Lin: You like him? You never told me that. Hubert: Well, why would I tell you? To reassure you that you've made a sound choice, as one might reasonably expect a friend to do? Lin: ... Hubert: Very well. I like him. He's intelligent. He has patience and self-possession. And most importantly, he understands you. He understands you and me. Lin: What do you mean by that? Hubert: I mean, Linhardt, that whether you care to admit it lately or not, I am an important part of your life. And whether I say it out loud or not, you are an important part of mine. Hubert: I think, even though we might draw further or nearer from each other, depending on circumstance, you and I are bound somehow. Lin: ... Hubert: Claude accepts that without feeling needlessly threatened. It's a rather enlightened position. And so, no, I've got no desire to banish the man. Lin: ... Hubert: ... Lin: Okay, I believe you. ...Kind of feel like hugging you right now. Hubert: Yet, as my friend, you know that would be a rash decision.

[smthfunnyhappenedonthewaytor3]

talking about the recent issue with Mao Lelouch: There was a bit of confusion and some waving of guns. Milly: Did you get arrested?

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Jonathan: I saved Charlotte's life!

Elisabeth: For that, I'm grateful.

Jonathan: I saved Edgar's life, too.

Elisabeth: I'll let that slide.

[incorrectuksies]

jack, trying to sleep: why are you poking me with a stick?

crutchie: i’m prodding the sheets in order to determine whether or not davey is in there with you.

davey, popping his head out from under the covers: he is!

[incorrectphineasandferbquotes]

Isabella: Let’s say you’re right...

Baljeet: Yes, let’s, since I am.

[incorrectshantaequotes]

Armor Baron: Alright, let's say you're right...

Barracuda Joe: Yes, let's, because I am.

[incorrectrivals]

Rupert to Declan: For future reference: When I say I agree with you, it means I'm not listening.

[incorrectjag]

Harm: Mac is TAD to the Patrick Henry and Bud to the Seahawk. So, while they’re gone, I’m going to cut the sleeves off all my shirts.

Sturgis: Why?

Harm: Because they’re pretty much 85% of my impulse control.

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Dr. Watkins (Porky Pig): H-h-h-h-hey, what's th-th-this? Doorlock Holmes (Daffy Duck): You're a detective now, you tell me? Watkins: Ah, it l-looks like you left your d-d-dry cleaning ticket for m-m-me.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Karlach: Do you know what I haven't said to anyone in a long time? "I love you."