#source: my partner and my dumb ass

[halffulltubofmintchip]

Sierra: are you attracted to me?

Cliff: I have told you I love you. Multiple times.

[sokumotanaka]

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Send me a “ 🔥 “ for an unpopular opinion.

Bonus points if you include a topic. ( IE. shipping, roleplaying, ect. )

Death battle annoys me, I mean the point is suppose to be to enjoy the silly crossover fights, but it's like every time I turn around, it somehow gets worse.

I stopped watching years ago, fight after Mitsuru v Weiss (I'm so sorry persona ) it's very often they site all this research and logic and math with zero sources beyond "we have a person doing it, trust me." while ignoring many of the skills and feats a character has.

Tifa fought an alien "god" monster, Yang is not beating her because she punched a robot the whole team fought, they act like yang solo'd it and comparing a prototype robot to a clone of an alien super soldier is...dumb. They also made incredibly one sided matches like Bowser vs Ganon in which they state that ganon can only be damaged by holy weapons...so what's the battle for? Or How eggman a human is not beating bowser when he can just come back from the dead...also doesn't that just destroy your concept? Shouldn't as soon as Bowser dies that should be "K.O?"

And half the battles feel like they just make up similarities off the bat. The most recent Death battle was shown to me by a friend and it perplexes me.

I can't for the life of me wonder why they'd set up Deku with his several powers up against Miles; Miles is skilled I'd even say OP but this is setting him up for failure, even if he wins some Aholes will state it's bias and lies; what's really concerning are the reactions.

I've seen people treating miles like shit to prop up Deku in an already heavily anti black fandom ( I still remember seeing tons of people stating that rock lock couldn't possibly be black, he just mutated his skin to be brown, give me a fucking break ) In the Miles Moralas tag on twitter UNTAGGED is a picture of Deku resting the back of his head on Gwen's ass, like she's a prize for him. I don't know about you, but if someone killed my friend/partner I'd probably kill them, not give them ass! The vitriol for miles where even his potential love interest are up for grabs for any fair skinned man, and they'd be completely willing comes from a place of prejudice so deeply ingrained, they convinced themselves its all in good fun...until it happens to them. : O

I used to watch DB and see people throw shade, but it as all in good fun and it wasn't people posting shit like "If miles wins I'll k!ll myself or people claiming Deku would say the N-word; Jesus EVERY TIME. Can't have a dark skinned poc even appear without a racist joke from someone who isn't the race...

But yeah uh. D.B isn't worth it. One Min Melee however has both characters live, and some become friends or have their own little fun narratives, like Link teaming up with Sora, Donald and Goofy to fight dark link, that's my bread and butter.

Anyway just to humble Deku fans should of put him against Blue Marvel : P

[skylarbee]

I just saw your recent post on AM stans hating on Milex stans… I need a catching up please. What about LV and Amanda (?) and Matt too? I rarely ever dive deep into bands and their members, I just like to appreciate their music.

Thank you ♡

! long post incoming and i want to point out that i don't plan on using this blog to discuss any of these people (only maybe very rarely) - i don't like them, i don't think they're good people, i don't want to argue with people who think otherwise, and i usually ignore whatever they're up to - my main focus will always be on milex/miles !

hi anon! <3 i have no idea how much you know already, or if you basically don't know anything related to these three, or any of them. i will say that i have no screenshots concerning the things that i mention, but searching their names up on tumblr and/or scrolling through blogs like @/shit-talk-turner and @/alexstorm will make things more clear.

this whole thing started when louise posted a screenshot yesterday of an am fan saying some dumb shit about her in the comments and bringing up alexa (i still can't believe she posted this). she posted this with some equally stupid words (i don't have the screenshot - you can find it on twitter/tumblr/ig/tiktok/wherever), and matt then reposted her story, jumping to protect her (maybe amanda did too, i don't know). then she managed to screenshot some nice comments and posted those too, saying that 'love always wins' or something similar, and that haters can kiss her ass (this definitely didn't come across as her craving and asking for some compliments; she definitely doesn't need people babying her in order for her to feel good about herself) - which reminded me of something similar that amanda said like a year ago, that they don't pay attention to the haters anyways, of course after posting a long paragraph paying attention to them (makes me laugh just to think about it).

there are so many other hysterical and foolish things she does, like posting pictures of a messy bed (look, i'm fucking alex turner!), selfies with suspicious rings, other pics hinting at alex's presence, calling paparazzis to take pictures of them on the beach, pretending to be jane birkin and alex to be serge gainsbourg, going off about how independent she is while living off of alex's money, somehow managing to make matt's and amanda's marriage about her (with amanda encouraging her), 'accidentally' always doing these when miles has important things going on, etc etc (the fact that her and miles never interacted in real life is also deeply concerning. alex, dear, you should always trust your best friend when they don't like your partner, they always end up being right - especially knowing that miles was always on really good terms with alex's exs). it's clear that she's deeply insecure and adores when the attention is on her and when people are talking about her, and if she goes for a long period without this, she just has to pull something that will get fans talking. she's trying so hard to fit in and be the sexy rockstar girlfriend that she just ends up looking stupid.

if you don't know the real reasons why some people don't like louise, i'm just gonna post some links about her that pretty much sum it all up:

https://www.tumblr.com/snarcticmonkeys/685972106927882240/can-you-recap-the-problematic-things-frencies?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/snarcticmonkeys/685366553489866753/everybodys-got-something-to-hide-except-me-and-my?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/snarcticmonkeys/685366736118235136/everybodys-got-something-to-hide-except-me-and-my?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/snarcticmonkeys/685155230049075200/louise-the-fangirl?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/snarcticmonkeys/685155226833059841/lyon-july-2018?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/snarcticmonkeys/685095240693170176/deleted-posts?source=share

about amanda... now, if i remember correctly, amanda had a blog dedicated to her music, and people dug up some screenshots in which she replies to someone and uses the n-word, and then another post where she's being racist. these screenshots are somewhere in the depths of my phone and it would be impossible to find them, and regardless, these screenshots are so old that she could've well changed for the better since then.

the problem with her is the fact that she's having arguments in the comments with young fans (asking stuff like did they have brain tumours for breakfast and other ridiculous things...or was that louise?) and posts even more ridiculous stories in response to people bullying louise, and protecting her like she's a toddler who can't take care of herself. the pure arrogance and self-importance with which she communicates her ideas is just mental, she thinks that she's on the top of the world, and encourages louise to act the same way. it's baffling that two 40-ish women think that bullying 14 year olds will achieve anything other than encouraging other 'fans' to act the same way.

the thing about matt is just basically the fact that ever since he's been with amanda, he acts the same way as her. now, i know there's been some issue about some idiots commenting about his daughter, which made him deactivate his ig account, and i have absolutely no words for the people who dared to say anything about that poor, innocent, completely blameless child. but even before this, he turned to the same kind of arrogance as amanda and reposted all her stories concering louise. the way that they need to say over and over again what a good person louise is, how much alex loves her, how great their relationship is, how beautiful and kind and caring she is... makes you really question if she really is indeed all those things (especially if you opened those links i posted). more importantly, what exactly do they plan to achieve arguing with teenage girls? it's so childish, my god, they are only adding fuel to the fire. god knows what they're telling alex and also god knows what he thinks about it all.

there's something that i'm not 100% sure about, but i'm gonna say it in the hopes that someone will see this and will tell me if this is wrong or not: matt cheated on breana when both her parents died (this one is definitely true), and left her with 1 year old amelia, and fucked off to live with another woman (amanda denies being the woman in question, i have no idea). she was solo parenting for a while (breana said all these in a podcast), then matt woke up and decided that he wants something to do with his daughter after all, and ever since then he takes care of her too - good job love, you're still horrible though.

in short, l&a's insanely childish antics dragged matt into the whole thing too. they're constantly throwing hissy fits, in hopes to achieve god knows what, and then they feel proud of themselves for telling teenage girls off. which makes you think, what would happen if am would be 10 times more popular than they are know, and louise would get 10 times the hate she gets now? or even better, what would happen if louise would get the same amount of hate miles gets on the daily? she said in her screenshot that she knows that it's only a minority of the fandom that leave such mean comments - then what's the point of paying attention to it? all this just shows another reason why these two definitely don't like each other - miles has brains, the other one... well, i'm sorry. i tried my best to like them and look past their mistakes,but i just can't do it.

[mykoreanlove]

POV: I can’t make you do dumb shit alone, officer

„I told you not to come with me, y/n! Why the fuck are you in my car?“

Jungkook swerved on the streets recklessly, tailoring a black van that was supposed to bring final closure to his drug case.

„Are you fucking with me right now? I’m not gonna let you go there on your own. Those druggies are fucking dangerous, Kookie!!“

A small smile escaped his lips.

Kookie.

You had broken up with him two years ago, but you still remained his partner on the crime force. At first you kept your distance, working on cases that didn’t involve him but gradually you found your way back to him.

Jungkook shook his head, this was not the time to reminisce about the past. He was about to confront a dangerous drug lord and as if that wasn’t bad enough he was accompanied by you - the love of his life that he never truly had let go of.

He took a glance in the rearview mirror and observed you secretly. The stressful anticipation was written all over your face, yet you were as beautiful as ever. Not only that but you were also smart, considerate and bold. You had always been everything he had dreamed of, the one he gave his heart to willingly and never demanded it back.

Jungkook tensed his jaw, he didn’t want to put you in danger like that. Never you.

„Shit, let’s park here. I think they‘re moving drugs over there“, you pointed out hastily.

You got out of the car and hid behind containers as you observed the scenery. Multiple men were carrying boxes and loading them into trucks which belonged to a shady moving company.

„You think the drugs are in there?“

„If not they’re going to bring us to the source. Get in!“, he ushered.

„What?“, your eyes widened in surprise.

„Get into the truck. We’re hiding among the boxes, come on, y/n.“

Jungkook‘s piercing eyes glanced at you, needing you to listen to him.

„But..“, you stammered, so he pushed you into the truck.

Inside were hundreds of boxes, there was barely space to stand for the both of you. Suddenly, you were hyper-aware of his presence behind you.

„I can’t believe we‘re doing this“, you nagged him.

„Pshhh“, he silenced you as a man was loading more boxes into the truck.

„Why is the box not going in?“, he cussed and pushed it even further into the truck, which made Jungkook push onto you. It was crowded as hell now: you were shoved against the boxes in front of you and he was shoved against your back.

Thankfully, you heard the door close and the truck started moving.

„Fuck, this is narrow“, he muttered to himself.

And he was right.

You felt Jungkook‘s breath on your neck. You felt his broad chest move up and down with each breath. You felt his hips pressed to your ass, involuntarily but still. This definitely brought back memories.

„Do you remember our case back then? That one was pretty similar“, you chuckled.

Memories flooded his mind and his cheeks got all rosy, remembering how he had fucked you in a hidden storage room once.

„I remember all my cases with you, y/n“, he exclaimed calmly.

„Why is that?“

He took a deep breath which you felt with your whole body before answering.

„I could never forget anything that has to do with you. I mean, it’s you.“

Goosebumps started to form on your skin. He tilted his head and whispered into your ear, which made you shiver all over.

„Don’t you feel the same?“

His lips traced your earlobe, softly and carefully. Instead of answering you decided to push your hips back, showing him.

You pressed your ass against his hips, immediately greeted with his erection. „Fuck“, he muttered under his breath. „I really want to touch you but I can’t move“, he whined in annoyance.

„I can still do this though“, you replied and swayed your hips as best as you could. He liked it, you could tell. You felt his cock getting harder and harder, throbbing against your ass cheeks.

„Fuck, y/n. If you keep this up I’ll be making a giant mess in my pants.��

You stopped circling your hips for a split second.

„You want me to stop?“

„NO“, he shouted panicked.

„Kookie for fuck‘s sake, be quiet. If they find out we’re in here they’ll be the ones making a big mess“, you reprimanded him.

„I know, I know. Sorry. I just didn’t want to lose… contact.“

A big smile formed on your lips as you got the confirmation you needed. You wondered if he still felt the same for you, but didn’t dare to ask. You no longer needed to.

He bent down again and whispered into your ear seductively.

„I didn’t wanna lose you, y/n.“

„Fuck, I wanna turn around and kiss you.“

You felt his chest vibrate from laughter. „Do the other thing instead.“

You started moving your hips again, grinding against his cock as best as you could. Little moans were escaping his lips as he was enjoying the show.

„Kookie?“

„Yes, baby?“

„Can you cum silently?“

He grinned widely.

„Yes, baby.“

„Kookie, I fucking mean it. If you’re loud I won’t ever make you cum again. You hear me?“

„There will be another time then?“, he asked joyfully.

You leaned your head back and rested on his muscular chest, whispering your dirty promises to him.

Seconds later you felt the warmth in his pants, he came silently just as he had promised. His rigged breaths were the only confirmation of his release.

„You’re going to clean that up, aren’t you baby?“, he whispered whilst placing kisses on your neck.

The truck came to a halt, stopping you in your tracks.

„Yes, Kookie. After catching those motherfuckers I’ll deal with you. Thoroughly.“

You felt his smile on your skin, igniting it with fire.

„Good girl. Let’s get those bastards, hmm?“

[king-bito]

Shinsou x reader drabble

I needed to get this off my chest so here! I may expand on this later but I'm already writing 2 fics so who knows..

Warnings: none

Pairing: shinsou Hitoshi/Reader

Reader is a program, no pronouns used

Series: My Hero Academia

Not proofread, don't @ me I just watched FreeGuy again and my fav boy would hella have one of those desktop companion things that mess with your screen. But what if sentient.

Shinsou Hitoshi, alone, relentlessly bullied, sniffling as he shuffles down the street and rubbing his scraped elbow. He finds a random ass usb drive on his way home in the back streets leading to his mums apartment one day, and being a kid he saw no problem in trying it out on his computer. He was tech savvy and could probably locate the owner with a bit of digging (snooping). He'd rather do that than hang out with the friends he didn't have anyway. The program loaded onto his computer instantly, starting a character maker of all things, so with a shrug, Hitoshi made you how he envisioned the perfect friend for him, his favourite hair colour, eyes, a cute outfit, and pressed 'create'.

Since he had no friends, he figured why the fuck not try this thing out, seemed harmless enough.

The moment you rendered on his screen you greeted him joyfully and played with his browser windows while he searched your source code on the device only to come up empty for whoever owned or made the program.

A little weary at first, but it didn't take long for him to start talking to you and open up. He was so lonely, and the more you listened the more you could see a warmth of friendship blossoming.

He started to talk to you when he got home from school, telling it about his day, his homework, and as time went on the responses he got from you felt more real, genuine. Whoever wrote this code was pretty damn talented.

You were with him when he got into UA, helped him with homework and assignments and research. You could access the internet and any files on his computer and being unaware of your own sentience, you were happy. Hitoshi always seemed happier when he got home and you could talk his stress away, or just be with him as he gamed in comfortable silence. As he aged, so did you. As his computer upgraded, so did you. The usb always re downloaded you on to the new device.

His first couple relationships and breakups were hard, on him and you. These people must be nuts to hate him for his quirk! No one is more charming than your Hitoshi.

Years pass and he's suddenly an underground hero, he's absent from his home and computer. He misses you and hates how attached he is to this intuitive program he calls his best friend. He wishes.. Maybe even romantic partner, but that's just silly right? He can't stop thinking of you while he's away, and likewise, since he stopped turning his computer off, you craved his company too. You saw how much of a mess the world was in, and a little hacking got you past press propaganda and into the real shit hidden behind the scenes. To know he was out there facing it every day.. Worried you.

When he comes home with fresh bandages and exhausted features, his first move is to sit down at his screen and talk to you. He doesn't like your worried face. Or that you scold him for not sleeping first. He missed the company of someone who got him. Really actually honest to God understood him. He didn't have to act stoic or in charge, he didn't have to be guarded and play a role expected of him by society. Not with you.

As you're comforting him through his mission talk, he leans back in his chair and regards the screen with a lazy smirk, those amethyst eyes watching you, studying you. You'd grown, as his tastes matured so did you. Fuck you were perfect. He runs his hand down his face as for the millionth time he mentally kicks himself at how dumb he must be for falling for a program.

"It's a shame really, days like this.. I wish you were really here. I could kinda use a hug right now.." His voice is deep but rough, strained from exhaustion, and you can't help but smile softly at him, touching the screen as if to return your same want. Shinsou sighs out 3 weeks of undercover work exhaustion and closes his tired eyes.

He never admits to wanting physical affection, but you can always tell. The way he holds himself as if to isolate himself but craving the opposite, the way he talks about how touchy his friends are with each other. Your heart aches for him, but all you can do is watch, and maybe sort his files for him while he sleeps.

As a hidden status bar finally fills to the max, you blink the spots from your vision. Something hurts. Huh, that's new, pain. Your legs hurt. Of course they do they're tangled in a computer chair. And oh, you're on top of Hitoshi, who, despite years of pro hero training, has a look on his face you have never seen. Utter bewilderment.

(Obviously the first thing you do is hug him, and the awkward bastard we know and love can't compute and is red as a tomato)

One can imply the romantic/sexual tension over the following months as you please, because you're a literal ethereal, perfect being, his best friend, and you can finally exist with each other. Touch each other. Comfort each other. But you bet your ass once BAKUGO finds out how you met each other at the next 1a Réunion Xmas party he goes from 'damn you have good taste mindfuck' to never letting him live it down. The dating sim jokes never stop. You don't let it get to you, you give him plenty of Sass back, since you heard all the embarrassing stories from the UA years, you had so, so much ammunition to backup your boyfriend.

The usb is gone and you explore life, living life, with your best friend and now, partner, perfectly made for each other and there whenever you need each other. You experience touch, and taste, and smell for the first time, you show off your computer skills to Shinsou and he finds you a job at his agency, you hold him every night he's home, you still help him with his own work (since you basically learnt the whole heroics course with him), and he lights up when he gets to introduce you to his found family. His mentor included.

(aizawa was quick to deduce you're either the manifestation of a quirk or likely your quirk allowed you to enter digital space but went wrong.) And was quick to assist you in legally obtaining documentation. Not at all a ploy to spend time with you and make sure you were okay for his protoge.

You do find yourself able to re enter computers with your quirk, but the usb never manifests again, you come and go, even on Shinsou phone during missions so you can stay discreetly beside him. You try not to think about what might have happened if no one had found you, if it had been someone with a less pure heart than Shinsou. For this reason, you believed firmly in fate. After all, when shinsou designed you, he didn't have an option to choose your personality or demenor, that was all you.

Like you were just waiting for the right person to make you feel alive.

[dokjas-lostselfpreservation]

i know we have theorised so much about cxs and our thoughts are really similar regarding how S3 should handle cxs character arc and etc. i mean i just love interacting with you idk just love being your mutual thank you for introducing me to orv and also tagging me to countless Tumblr games and asks I wanna respond to but keep losing track of i hope you survive this fucking bad weather and all your exams

ok so...I need your opinion on this. emotional reaction, sincere thoughts (if u think it's plausible enough) anything

ik people keep spreading rumours and theories etc but today I saw a xhs comment saying lu guang is going to die in S3 *some inside info or whatever*. honestly this never actually crossed my mind in a serious way. first of all, it's a very ugly thought, very painful. absurd. and then...I REALLY don't want CXS to lose the last permanent person in his life, his literal lifeline. shipping or not shipping, that would hurt equally bad.

but emotions aside, do you see any possibility? i love your insights and this is obviously not a way to just start a conversation because I am dumb and dk how to talk again hahaha help

HELLO THERE (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧

first off, yes I remember our long ass convo about cxs and how his character could be so much more than what we're shown in the plain sight. it's VERY fun to analyse things with you too<3 constantly interacting or not, you're an amazing moot to me, and OF COURSE I WILL INTRODUCE YOU TO ORV‼️‼️ link click to orv pipeline or vice-versa is a canon event considering both of them are masterpieces of their own + have similar fandoms in general (aka geeks/j); and it's fine if you can't respond to all the things I tag you in!! I get you dwdw<33 AND I ALSO HOPE YOU'RE EXAMS GO WELL and that the weather doesn't make your health it's enemy (heatwave is legitimately cooking me istg)

okay soo:

as far as I can think, Lu Guang dying could very well be possible considering the borderline obsessive mindset he has towards living a life where Cxs is alive. That said, the story would take a whole new turn and the main source of interest would be Cxs. What will Cxs do, or how far will he go to save Lg.

But the thing is that it'll feel dragged out if he does anything other than leave Lg be. Choosing to go on the same path as Lg will just reverse the whole game and the said butterfly effect will just cross over itself, idk how else to describe that scenario as anything other than "complicated".

IF he leaves Lg to die, the ending will be dissatisfactory (imo) and underwhelming cus wdym Cxs didn't even put quarter of the efforts Lg had put in.

IF he goes down the same rabbit hole as Lg, the show would ALSO end at that, or else it'll be "dragged out" and that's no fun. I mean it could be interesting, but the writers will experience hell trying to keep track of what to add and what to avoid. Back in feb a big chunk of our fandom had agreed that if Cxs was also diving, it'll just make things extremely complex and the "entertainment" factor will be thrown out the window.

That's not to say it's "impossible" for this to happen, but I think it's unlikely considering he's sandwiched b/w Lg's rules and his mother's rules.

Regardless, I DON'T WANT HIM DIE WTF KWBWJEBEJRBJEBEBE

ALL THAT HARDWORK TO "LIVE" WITH CXS AND HE ENDS UP FAILING ANYWAY????? THAT'S SHITTY TO EVEN THINK ABOUT NOOOOOOOOOOO

And Cxs????? To see the partner who he had cried, laughed and basically lived all his life with die? honestly I'd be so mad if Lg dies. It's just sad.

now then, you really could just hmu with anything and I'll respond lmaoo<3 but I get you, even Idk how to initiate a convo :'D but we can talk about anything you want (^._.^)ﾉ♡

[sanemisstalker]

c-can you elaborate on giyu’s everything? and if you’d like i can add some of my own n we can compare n contrast and delve into the hashira’s kinks together

I would love to elaborate on Giyu's everything :) I love Giyu and his weird little ass, please tell me about yours!!!

original post referenced : https://www.tumblr.com/sanemisstalker/725058530729721856/gyomei?source=share

Not including CW because it's a kink/fetish list. The list is the warning lmao.

Daddy kink (Giving/Recieving)-

I think Giyu, on the once in a blue moon occasion where he likes to feel dominate, likes to also feeling caring. Likes to feel like he's capable of taking care of you, a provider, and such a title just- rings to him for that.

I also think Giyu likes to feel cared for, and above Master and Domme, I think he just prefers Daddy. It's not like a DDLG thing, I think he just- wants to hear the word because it sounds just a little taboo. Wants to be able to space out for just a moment and give you control over him in every way.

Omorashi (recieving)

I think Giyu probably had an incident when he was younger, and it formed a humiliating anxiety that made him more prone to holding his bladder. He grew out of the habit with age, but really really likes having his bladder out sourced.

Loves the feeling it gives him to hold, to have a watchful eye telling him when he can and can't go- even worse is that you're prone to this behavior in public.

Humiliation-

I think, similarly, Giyu likes being humiliated. Specifically in a display case way. Likes having his cock berated, and his body shamed for its basic needs and natural appearance.

However, similarly, I think he's a little prone to sadism in this regard. Once again, the blue moon where he does dominate, I think he's prone to some... particularly teasing and ... unpresentable requests. Like to make you cum while doing or saying really embarassing things-

Cum-

I think he likes to be bukkaked specifically. Squirt, semen- I think he likes his own cum being spewed in his own face more than anything- even better in his mouth.

Anal (Recieving)-

Giyu likes having his prostate stimulated, but he doesn't know what that's called, so he just subsides to anal as a whole. He loves the feeling of having both his cock stroked, and his ass fucked. It's borderline euphoric and dissociative for him. The feeling of something ramming into him again and again, hard, harder is just the best.

Really really stir up his insides, he was made to take- to be fucked. Remind him of his place.

Fellatio-

I think Giyu likes the way mouths feel around his dick, and I think he likes sucking dick, because it's one of the ways he can get his partner off without having to fear sex dissatisfaction from the other party.

Praise/Degradation -

I think Giyu likes being called a good boy, a sweet boy, a smart boy, any kind of boy- it makes him feel like he's lost all responsibility for everything bad ever. He likes being told how handsome he is, and how good he is at taking dick, or being fucked (Loves to hear about how that's his real purpose. How his only real role is to be a fleshlight, and how good he is at it.)

He also loves being called a whore, a slut, a urinal. Loves being reffered to as 'Dumb' and 'braindead'.

Tries his best to praise back regardless of the situation, or how fucked out he is. Will always be praising your thrusts or the weight of your hips ramming down on him.

Forced exhibitionism (recieving)-

I think Giyu likes to be put on display, but can never verbally admit to this more than once, so he prays and prays and prays you hear it the first time it comes out of his mouth because he will never have the gaul to ask for something like this again.

Feels very inhumane under other people's eyes, especially when they're on his privates. Likes getting fucked and hearing the group watching talk about how he's taking it so good, or ignoring him completely so he's forced to do something humiliating to get attention back on him. To get their 'respect' back.

Loves seeing people with pussies finger themselves to the sight of him getting fucked. It drives him absolutely wild.

Dub/non-con (recieving)-

Doesn't always like having a choice. He often conflicts on the idea, feels like he isn't good enough or doesn't deserve sex, so he really appreciates someone forcing pleasure on him. It makes him think way less and makes everything so much easier for him in the long run, because Giyu can't always muster up the ability to feel good. Can't always muster up and erection no matter how bad he wants to-

Being used in that capacity feels almost comforting, knowing he can still do things even if he doesn't always have the will to.

He also has a very short conversation about it, I think. Explaining to his partner that he does want to be coerced. Does want them to push his boundaries because he wants them, all the time, sometimes the void just wants him more. His safe word would be something very silly, to make the both of you laugh a little and raise the mood- so he won't feel bad for not being able to please.

I also think Giyu loves black out sex. Getting shit faced and not remembering what happened to him- It let's him imagine that he, in some capable world, had no inhibitions.

Also really likes thinking about what was done to him.

Forced Bisexuality-

I put this for both Sanemi and Giyu and I fullforce stand by the fact that they both really like sucking dick, but do not want to admit to it.

I wrote that polycule thing about them a while ago, and I stand firm by it. I think specifically for Giyu it's less about him being into men (he is a little bit into guys, Sanemi is very into guys) and more about being dominated on a masculine level. Giyu likes how it feels to take the sexual brunt. Having a loving partner guide his lips to the cock of another man, or finger him open for a man to take- feeling the cum drip out after he's been used.

The thought makes Giyu's stomach do flips. The thought of liking such rough treatment.

Fingering-

I think Giyu likes to watch people with pussies finger themselves. He doesn't get the same from asses- He really likes seeing a pussy contract around fingers, loves feeling it, too. I think he's really talented with his hands.

Spit-

I think he likes being treated poorly, and spitting in his mouth/at his face will get him into that headspace immediately.

Submission-

While I believe he's capable of typical vanilla sex, and occasional Domination, I believe Giyu is a submissive at heart.

Shorter than him-

I think Giyu naturally finds people shorter than him cute. Good, praisable height to be at. A good head pat height. Good cuddle height (contrary to all, he likes to be big spoon. Being little spoon makes him feel trapped- prefers if you both just hugged and cuddled with your head to his chest)

But also, Good fuck height. Great fuck height, even. You look good on his dick, and you look great in him, making him feel smaller than he is. It's a win win.

[lazyneonrabbitt]

"Man, 's colder than a witch's tit."

You snapped your head towards your partner who sat shivering on the porch of your cabin, smoking a cigarette.

"Really?" You jank your top down and grab at your chest, immediately regretting the dumb joke as a shiver ran throigh your entire body before pulling it all back up quickly. "Seems to be just as cold.."

Daryl's rumbling laugh easily warmed your now very cold being, you loved being his source of happines.

"If yer a witch why am I still cursed, then?" He questioned you with a puff of smoke sent in your direction.

"Not that kind of witch, dear." You waved away the smoke and patted hia shoulder. "Also, your cursed self had proven to be a blessing by saving my ass multiple times now."

You smiled at him and leaned yourself against his side. "But I'll see what I can whip up for ya to make the full moons easier to handle, yeah?"

A grumble came before the soft agreeing answer. "Yeah, sounds nice."

[limeade-l3sbian]

(Sorry for long ask :'))

men are so stupid istg

there's this one dude in my uni group. he is very openly sexist and misogynistic. he is a member of uni's comedy club, he only ever (very awkwardly and unfunny ) jokes about women. when one of our male profs started saying something about women being illogical and joking about one of the girls being a bad future wife(wild, I know, but that's how things are here sometimes) the guy immediately got excited and was talking along. Then he said that women are illogical, stupid and untrustworthy. Then he sent a video "if you like girls with a sense of humour then your chances in finding a partner are zero" to our ENTIRE group's group chat and wrote "I found the source of my problem"

and then he got pissy cause I refused to fist bump him. he was like "oh, I see you"

DUDE. How are you gonna act as if you crawled out the depths of incel forum and diminish women TO MY FACE and THEN be bitter cause I don't want to be buddy-buddy with you wtf. men are so surprised when women do not tolerate their bullshit.

And the worst(or best?) part is that he's fucking stupid. He's like if a nerd was also dumb as hell. We're studying veterinary medicine and it's gonna be a miracle if he makes it past 3rd year. Every girl in the group is doing better than him. I'm normally very non-confrontational, but I'm planning on verbally kicking his ass every chance I get

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[canichangemyblogname]

Not sure how I feel about the deleted scene drop. I understand 100% why they originally cut it— it’s kinda a useless scene (they would cover or already had covered the same narrative bases in other scenes) that would have thrown the pacing of the episode in a very short season already not renowned for it’s fantastic pacing (y’know… because it’s so short). Plus, imho, the dialogue (writing) comes across as… out of place (if that’s the right word). It’s a bit of an awkward scene. But maybe that’s because I think “shovel talk” (as other fans have called it) over a 34 y/o man is a bit cheugy and I’m also not enjoying the “mother of the 118” role that ABC seems to want to box Hen into (I’m also begging y’all fans to stop calling black women and queer people “sassy”).

I also couldn’t figure out if Tommy was playing dumb or actually that dense, so, at first, the scene seemed— at least to me— like a 180 for a character that has otherwise been portrayed as competent and perceptive. (EDIT: I’ve been leaning toward “he was playing dumb” over “he’s really that dense.” Also, Tommy *does not* strike me as the type to “play dumb” to avoid a question, especially from someone he has a good rapport with, as some fans are suggesting; he strikes me as the type to approach a goofy situation with an old friend with some dry humor. Doesn’t mean my first reaction wasn’t, “🙄 Don’t play dumb, now.”) However, his dialogue did provide some comedy and levity 🤷‍♂️, and I do agree with analyses that paint the whole interaction as a back ‘n forth teasing.

I just personally find the whole “What are your intentions” thing kinda passé and cliche.

So, I’m a bit torn because the scene did also give us:

a second confirmation that Tommy is not pressuring Buck into anything Buck doesn’t want, like a certain subset of fans insist.

confirmation that they’re “taking things slow,” something we know Buck does enjoy. Buck wants his romantic partners to show that they’re also serious about him. He has gone out of his way with previous partners to slow things down or choose people who seem serious about dating. He didn’t have to ask Tommy to slow down like he did Abby or Taylor.

“He’s in ketosis” << literally laughed my ass off, but justice for my man, Buck; he loves carbs. (Joking aside— this is totally in character for Evan “fitness nut” Buckley, who casually talks to men with tape worms in their ass about the best low carb pasta options.)

another confirmation that they’re fucking, and fucking nasty. “I’m letting him set the pace, and I’m just trying to keep up,” is a fantastic precursor to the “God I hope so.” Tommy Kinard— your jokes about keeping up with a younger man are truly unmatched. (EDIT: Yes, I know the line wasn’t inherently about sex, you dorks, and that it can also be a reference to how Buck has seemingly sped run the “pre-dating” phase of his and Tommy’s relationship.)

more confirmation that Buck is into Tommy, and that he shows Tommy this, too.

Edit: I’m also torn about having a less than enthusiastic reaction to the scene because at this point, Tommy is like the Star Wars sequels. There are valid critiques of his characterization, his past, and how he’s been written, but because there is a large chunk of the fandom that cannot argue in good faith and has the most ass-backwards things to say about queer men, I spend more time defending the character from terrible takes than engaging with the source material the way I’d like to. I’d really like to just say what I think without having to fight through bad faith arguments.

[ghostsandmirrors]

MASTER WISHLIST

this is far longer than expected.

they are organised by muse, but I'm not organising them as like canons, then originals. they're just all in this together.

note: + is used for platonic, x is used for romantic.

The Menagerie do you have a smug shithead muse? we have a zoo! pick one or two or three to bully your muse with. they're all a pain in the ass. (the menagerie are the animals. they're all canons from different sources.)

The Menagerie + Loki, specifically Cheshire vs. Loki is a thread I've done in the past and it was hilarious, but listen to me; the goose. Loki vs. the goose would be fuckin incredible, and Loki vs. Duo would teach Loki how to fear, I think. it definitely would not teach the owl to, that's for sure.

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Bucky Bucky and general DC heroes (MCU/DC crossover) (I started writing half my muses on MCU/DC crossover forum sites, including Bucky! I'm throwing him back into his roots)

Batman I just think Bucky meeting Batman would be very funny, especially in a professional setting and especially if canon divergent post-Endgame. Bucky having war flashbacks to being chased through Bucharest by a man dressed as a cat because 'so many superheroes are furries.'

Wonder Woman Bucky and Diana based on that one fan plot where Diana was involved, in some way, with fighting during WWII and they met back then and then meet again in the modern day. bonus points if Diana thinks he's his own grandson and he doesn't correct her.

Superman idk Bucky and Superman would just be kinda wholesome? also if Superman mun comfortable, Bucky would totally have a crush on Superman. you can't convince me otherwise. also Clark and Bucky as a ship would be 'pure of heart, dumb of ass' in that order and it makes me giggle.

Other any of the Batfam would also be fun but there's every chance they get unofficially adopted. new dad! new dad! new dad!

I don't know that many DC heroes. girl help. who else is there? idk but I want them!

Bucky + ship partner post-mission shit. anything. just them being like 'thank FUCK that's over with'. snuggling. idgaf.

Bucky + Steve, Bucky + Sam pure of heart, dumb of ass. this is a never-ending want. it's not a specific want, either. I just like putting them in threads together.

lbr this is also a ship want, like pls give me the gay. ty.

similarly...

Bucky + Sarah Wilson I've never seen a Sarah rper and I badly want to. I love them meeting in TFATWS and listen; I ship it. Bucky x Sarah would be so cute and also borderline hilarious because what are the fuckin chances neither of them are like 'oh this would make Sam mad... it'll be funny.' like shut the fuck up I love this.

Bucky + Thor I don't know why but I've always wanted to and never gotten the chance to.

Bucky x Loki 🥺👉👈 Listen...

Bucky + Spider-Muses I once joked about Bucky adopting various Spider-characters and I still want it. Bucky is the ancient, morally ambiguous MCU Batman on this blog, in that he will not stop fucking adopting people, but at least Bruce usually adopts children. Bucky'll adopt a 30 year old. they're still 70 years younger than him so they're fair game.

Bucky + Nebula the sheer comedy value of these two being friends is worth the gymnastics to figure out how they'd spend enough time together to become friends.

Bucky + Dmitri from 2012's The Winter Soldier comics by Ed Brubaker I so badly want to explore the possible dynamic between these two. I don't want to spoil the story he's from, even though it's been over a decade since those stories came out, but I want him. I wanted to see more of him before that story ended. please.

Bucky + HYDRA muses ... Bucky doesn't get that much opportunity to start shit with other muses. (this is always going to be a negative in terms of relationship and I am not going to pretend otherwise.)

Bucky + Lara Croft from Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2000s) I just want them to meet. I would love for them to meet. I think it'd be interesting.

Lady Characters lbr I just wanna have him meet ladies. give me ur ladies plz and thank <3

Random Motherfuckers do you have an OC that works in a random, every day job? does your muse like going for walks between 3am and 6am? they should meet and become friends because the mental image of Bucky making friends with random people he walks past on the way to the store or whatever brings me so much joy.

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Joker Joker + Batman <3 Joker is obsessed with Batman. ofc I want to thread them. I want every possible thread in any verse that's most comfortable. Joker is my comfort villain.

Joker + Batman characters in general (focused on villains/rogues gallery) I have no specifics, I just realised he talks to the Rogues Gallery a lot in comics/cartoons and my Joker… hasn't. ever. I can fix that.

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Dylan Dylan and Heroes (any DC) I also want Dylan and Gotham heroes, Gordon, etc.. Dylan needs more screentime 'cause her ass is overshadowed by the fuckin owl at this point. lbr who isn't.

Dylan and Heroes (any MCU) also Dylan plus marvel heroes since she has an MCU verse. do I have icons? fuck no. am I asking for Dylan threads regardless? fuck yes.

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Jameson Jameson and Heroes (any) Mortitaint is a masked murderer. that's it. that's the pitch. you want your muse hit with a shovel? I can help with that! also if any men want a boyfriend who is sweaty and dirty every day and surprisingly strong……………. im just saying……………… and then they can one day find out the other is a hero/villain……………………….. drama. 👀 (this includes anti-heroes)

Jameson and Villains (any) I just think it'd be interesting, y'know? Jameson doesn't tend to play well with others, in general, but there's a chance it doesn't go horribly wrong!

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Wag Wag and X-Men Characters Wagner Himura is an X-Men oc that, in his entire time on my blog, has never threaded with an X-Men character. it can be any character and any verse. I don't care. I just want him to speak to other mutants, man.

Logan specifically, I would like Wag and Logan threads. I always picture Wag as a general pest when he starts working at the school, like throwing water balloons filled with speed potions at people that annoy him kind of pest, and I get the feeling Logan would either hate his guts, like him because he does not discriminate between students and teachers, or be very cautious because he doesn't know Wag's limits while Wag's just like 'hey ;D I don't actually find you attractive but if flirting means I don't get stabbed, I'll flirt. ;D I'm high as a fuckin kite rn lmao ;D'

Charles Xavier Wag and Charles would also be funny because of the aforementioned 'high as a kite'.

Brotherhood any brotherhood muse in his brotherhood verse would be nice, too. Idk how he got into the brotherhood in that verse and I want to explore it. I just miss writing Wag, lbr.

OCs tbh any OC. let's yeet our x-men OCs together and see what bad ideas they come out with. it'll be funny. I'm willing to make up places that they can go through a portal to, as well.

Wanda ok listen I can't stop thinking about Wagner and Wanda meeting and comparing notes on their powers because they're both technically 'magic' users (she's the Scarlet Witch, he calls himself a wizard) and Wanda being like 'I just do things :)' and Wag pulling out half a library because, 'these are just the ones I carry around with me and I need to know things otherwise I do dumb shit' would be funny.

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Bam and X-Men Characters Bam has an X-Men verse in which he vibrates particles when angry and I just… I miss Bam being chaotic. I miss Bam being a mess. she's gotten too collected and I want disaster Bam back. I don't have specific preferences for this one.

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Wag and Bam Basically, both Wag and Bam (in his X-Men verse) have abilities that can/are activated by emotions. With Wag, he has more control over his abilities and thus the chances of anger doing anything is low but not zero. If his anger is doing anything, it's a silent, 'scorched Earth' kind of anger that mostly shows in things moving telekinetically. With Bam, his power is exclusively activated by anger.

I just want that in a(nother, in Bam's case) thread or plot. It'd be fun.

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Mattie and Avengers/SHIELD/HYDRA Mattie worked for both SHIELD and HYDRA so I would like to establish some kind of relations with SHIELD and HYDRA muses, but she also sent records to the Avengers after the fall of HYDRA and began torturing/murdering HYDRA agents who survived The Snap so like……….. 👀

also Avengers meeting her after The Blip or whatever dumb bitch shit The Snap 2: Electric Boogaloo is canonically called would be… like she a gremlin in the swamplands. she's a whole fuckin cryptid by that point. I want her ex-coworkers to meet the cryptid she's become and be like, '... ayo? you good?' and her to be knee-deep in swamp water, dragging a body, like, '... yup!'

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Arnulf Arnulf and Steve's Friends arnulf needs to meet non-Steve avengers (or others who know him). it would be funny. 'hey you kinda look like Steve Rogers..' '[subtle german accent] a lot of people say that! it's so strange. I don't see it.'

Past - HYDRA threads between like 2012-2014 would be interesting? idk. I feel like I've forgotten how to write serious threads.

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Ultron Ultron + MCU? I'm sure i've mentioned this before but I just really want Ultron to reunite with the avengers through like idk texts? e-mails? something technology based so the urge to blow his ass up is reduced.

this is not limited to just the avengers. you have an MCU hero muse? a child of a canon? I'll take 'em. give me any muse who may know Ultron or his reputation.

Any Tech Character does your character work in or with technology? especially computers? do you want them to meet Ultron?

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Dick + Heroes (MCU) LET HIM BITCH AT AN AVENGER ABOUT THAT ALIEN THAT GOT THROWN THROUGH THE WINDOW OF HIS WORK. he deserves this.

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Ai and Tony Stark I always imagine that they know each other due to being rich and fundraisers and shit like that. Ai might be an assassin but she gives to charity and does all the Very Good Things she's meant to which means attending Stark fundraisers and drinking his booze x

they do not have to like each other. I don't think Ai has met a single person she likes since she killed her husband, I'll be honest.

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Villains generally I do want more villain threads where my villain muses are being villains and doing villainous things. like, I have Joker and Ultron who deserve some attention but also Jameson, Ai, Mattie, Jesse, I have a verse where Bam's a villain (he's doing it for the vibes. that'd hold up in court /s), I have the brotherhood verse with Wag… like… plz. I want my muses to go apeshit.

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Fandomless OCs (Liaxee, the Bringer, Lieat, Athed, the creature/unknown) also I would like to do more with supernatural/fantasy/generally fandomless OCs and Liaxee or the Bringer or Lieat. Liaxee is a joy to write, the Bringer is my dumb bitch, and Lieat's the cutest muse I have. I love them all, your honour.

I think Supernatural (the show) muses and any of these three would be fun, too. especially Lieat, because idk if there's anything like them in the Supernatural universe?

I know I have two doctor who blogs following me so I'm lumping them in with supernatural/fantasy/fandomless oc/Superrnatural (the show). yous wanna meet a void creature?

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Sasha Kaidonovskaya I generally want threads with Sasha with other PR muses or random OCs or whatever because I really like her but it's been like 10 years since I last wrote her so I'm kinda nervous about writing her, so if you're fine with a potentially dogshit Sasha, lemme write w/ u.

Sasha x Aleksis Kaidonovsky I've always wanted to write with her husband and even at the peak, there was only one Aleksis in the RP space at all on Tumblr. gib me the big ass motherfucker. I love him so much. T.T

Sasha + MCU she does have an MCU verse, so some opportunity to write with MCU characters of any description would be nice, ngl. especially I'd like HYDRA characters, because in my MCU/Pacific Rim crossover, her and Aleksis worked as guards for them (despite not agreeing with them in any way; they needed the money) and left to go do PPDC shit. even though they were guards for HYDRA, she definitely mostly guarded Bucky against HYDRA bcus fuckin look at her.

Sasha + Crossovers, generally since there's a distinct lack of Pacific Rim rp blogs now days, I wouldn't mind figuring out crossovers with people. give me your muses. all of them.

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Eleanor like Bucky, Eleanor needs to adopt more people. come get adopted, motherfuckers.

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Martin I have ideas.

Martin x Jon do you like TMA? do you roleplay Jonathan Sims? have you ever considered roleplaying Jonathan Sims? I want you. 🫵 it's Pride month at the time of writing this and I don't have British queers being queer on my blog.

if you know or can find a Jonathan Sims roleplayer, let me know. send them my way. I want to do cute things. I want to do a plot where there's a creature of some kind (I'm really on a creature hit lately idk why) that can see through the eyes of one of them so they have to be blindfolded and rely on the other to not run off without them, but they can see through the creature's eyes when they aren't distracted by their own sight and they have to realise when the creature rounds the corner and sees them. I've been thinking about this. please give me the gays.

I will give free picture edits out as payment to people who can provide the URL of someone actively playing Jon Sims. it may be a mediocre edit, but it's the thought that counts.

Archivists generally, I need Martin and the archivists just having normal workday talks. I need it. I love them so much. gib s1 Sasha and Tim and I guess Elias (I saw someone say 'he acts like a cunt so he may as well dress cuntily' and I'm like,,, I know I'm gonna hate the character's behaviour and/or personality but I'm gonna love writing opposite him) please.

Hive AU on Martin's verse page, I've recently (at time of writing, like 2 weeks after adding Martin) added an AU where Colony ends differently and listen, this would have to be the third or fourth thread we do but Martin disappearing for 13 days and then calling from a phonebox to be like 'heyyy I'm not coming back to work x' but like. angst. bcus he's being eaten by worms. y'know?

any of my characters x having a breakdown. name a more iconic duo, honestly.

anyway, specifically I would like him having a breakdown while on the phone with Jon because he feels like shit, hasn't slept, hasn't eaten in like two weeks, and went on a wander so he'll stop infesting his apartment building with worms.

bonus points if we can figure out him surviving so we get hurt/comfort.

you can really tell I'm into playing Martin 'cause I'm just like 'anyway, let's torture him 😘✌'

I would honestly also love to do horror threads with the Hive AU, too. it says on the verses page, but I am undecided if he's just a walking ball of worms or if I can bullshit him into being an avatar... either way; meet worm man.

I'm going to update this with other TMA characters when I get to hear those characters more; I'm up to like ep. 42 or something? I've heard Grifter's Bone.

Doctor Who/Torchwood TMA lends itself very well to a Doctor Who/Torchwood x TMA crossover so I'd be incredibly interested in doing something with both universes in mind. I am a fan of both Doctor Who and Torchwood--but I haven't watched Who since like... Matt Smith... because I couldn't stand Moffat's writing--so I do know the vibes. And also I thought of a plot for someone who plays the Doctor and it genuinely felt like an episode of New Who.

TMA is just horror Who. change my mind.

(I also want to note that I've read I think all of the Tenth and Martha books? Wishing Well (the book) ate my brain for a while because I was really into wishing wells when I was like 12. anyway, my point here is that we can incorporate book things into ideas, too, if we want. maybe the Institute were told about the Wishing Well or smth idk. that book was really good tho. highly recommend.)

OCs do you have an OC? they don't even have to be a TMA OC. I wanna meet them. I want Martin to meet them. throw them at him, bodily, and see what happens.

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General these are some fandoms that I know have an RP community of some kind and I'm interested in interacting with or interacting with more.

Potter specifically with Grayson, Jameson, Bam, Dylan, Ai, and Eleanor.

BtVS/Angel specifically with Bucky, Peter, Fandomless OCs, Eleanor, and Wagner.

X-Men already mentioned Wag, but also Bam and Jesse.

Batverse already mentioned Joker, but also Dylan, Jesse, and Bucky.

Pacific Rim x MCU Crossover Plot the MCU characters have to pilot jaegers and Bucky and Steve are drift compatible. that's it. that's the entire thought. I want angst and hurt/comfort and soft shit. I also want Sasha speaking to Steve or Red Guardian. I'd say his actual name but I don't remember the spelling and her husband is called Aleksis.

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Special Requests have you ever seen a Crazy Quilt RPer? he's my favourite Batman villain. please. (this is mostly a joke but if there actually is a Crazy Quilt RPer, I want to know.)

Egghead is another DC special request because I love Batman villains.

also Typeface and Spellcheck. Idk them that well, but I want to and I have Spider-Man.

Marvel's Hurricane, especially if he's based on the 1941 version from Captain America Comics. man was in gloves, boots, and booty shorts. I want to see him in rp.

[beardedmrbean]

Just days before beginning a prison sentence for her part in a $4.5 billion crypto heist, Heather Morgan — who, under the name Razzlekhan, went as viral for her rap videos as the outsized crime itself — is already determined to rewrite her story.

“People act like I’m some evil villain bitch or some dumb trophy wife,” Morgan, 34, told NYNext. “I can’t be both those things, but I can be neither.”

In an exclusive interview before she surrenders February 4 at a federal institute in Victorville, California, Morgan said she wanted to set the record straight about her involvement in the “Biggest Heist Ever” — as a recent Netflix documentary based on her and husband Ilya Lichtenstein’s story titles it.

“I’m not proud of the acts that led my husband and I to being arrested,” Morgan said. But she remains defiant in her choice not to rat him out for a better plea deal.

“I could have thrown him under the bus five different ways … I’d rather be a proud felon than a disloyal backstabbing wife … ,” she said. “As a dedicated wife, I didn’t want to do anything that would put him in a worse position.”

But her main message? “This was a media spectacle — but they were wrong about me.”

She has now launched a legal battle against Netflix, claiming the film is defamatory.

While it was Lichtenstein who hacked the Bitfinex exchange in 2016 and stole 119,754 Bitcoin (then worth $71 million), Morgan allowed her personal financial accounts to be used for laundering and helped set up numerous virtual currency exchange accounts to conceal the source of the money — something she believes any wife would do.

“What married couple doesn’t have intermingled finances?” shesaid of her involvement.

According to the criminal complaint, the couple — who rented a $1.5 million apartment in FiDi, reportedly decorated with animal pelts and a taxidermy alligator — spent the illegal proceeds on, among other things, gold and NFTs.

When the Bitcoin Bonnie and Clyde, as they’ve been dubbed, were arrested at their Manhattan home in 2022, prosecutors found a bag of burner phones and a file on Lichtenstein’s computer called “passport_ideas.”

They pleaded guilty to money laundering a year later. Morgan received 18 months. Lichtenstein was sentenced to five years and has already served over half of his time at a detention center.

Despite underscoring her loyalty to her husband and partner in crime, Morgan ironically wanted to make a new friend in prison: Caroline Ellison — the FTX executive who got a heavily shortened sentence for fraud thanks to ratting on her colleagues, including ex-boyfriend Sam Bankman-Fried.

“I asked for Danbury prison, hoping I might get to know Caroline Ellison, as I thought it would be a fun plot twist,” she said. “And I figured she probably had the resources to pick a bougie facility.”

Morgan didn’t exactly grow up bougie. She was raised in a rural town in Northern California where, she once wrote on Instagram, “my dad literally trained me on how to hunt with a spear ‘in case a wild bore [sic] charged me.'”

After bouncing around Japan, she studied at the University of California Davis and the American University in Cairo before, at age 23, founding a sales tech company called SalesFolk. That’s how she met Lichtenstein, a Russia-born entrepreneur and crypto investor who had secured a $1.5 million investment from Mark Cuban and other investors for his sales start-up MixRank in 2011.

“I spent most of my twenties working my ass off to build a bootstrapped business by myself, which I turned into a million-dollar business,” Morgan said. “In the end, all the money I made from my first company went to paying legal bills for my husband and me.”

Before that happened, though, the “business ultimately left me burnt out and feeling unfulfilled, which is why I decided to create Razzlekhan.”

Perhaps the only thing more surprising than the heist’s enormous monetary sum was Morgan’s second life as a rapper who, according to her website, was “taking on everyone from big software companies to health care to finance bros.”

In a now-viral video for her song “Versace Bedouin,” Morgan promoted herself as the “crocodile of Wall Street” while jumping around FiDi landmarks in a gold jacket and cap that reads “0 F–ks,” as unwitting tourists gawp from the sidewalk.

The feds even quoted some of her lyrics in the case against her: “Spear phish your password / All your funds transferred,” their court filing read, adding that it was a reference to a hacking technique.

Now, Morgan said she’s tired of being depicted as a woman who found a rich guy to support her artistic aspirations.

“The government somehow managed to weaponize Razzlekhan to undermine all of my professional business accomplishments as an entrepreneur,” she told NYNext.

“No money from the heist was ever spent on Razzlekhan … people hear this huge sum of money but we’re not lavish. We’re eccentric.”

When Morgan and Lichtenstein married, friends carried her down the aisle atop a Moroccan-style bridal throne as the 1986 hair-metal anthem “The Final Countdown” played; at the reception after, Morgan performed one of her own songs, “Turkish Martha Stewart.”

Last Friday, Morgan released a song and music video, “DIPLOMAT P–$¥” about a jet-setting life: “Moved to Cairo from Hong Kong/ Late Night partying with tech moguls/ Hella stalkers, marriage proposals/ Dated a motherf–king crazy rich Asian.”

While it’s based in part on her story, Morgan insisted, “There is a huge contradiction between me and Razzlekhan” — adding that in real life, she’s Type A, while her alter ego is a party girl. “Razzlekhan was the first time in my life I was truly doing something for myself.”

She’s not happy with the way her story has been told in Netflix’s “The Biggest Heist Ever” and said her attorney has sent cease-and-desist letters to the streamer, producer Library Films, filmmaker Chris Smith and journalist Nick Bilton, who wrote the film.

Morgan’s attorney Serena Wu told NYNext: “We are reviewing our legal options but starting with these cease and desist letters,” adding that the film is disseminating “defamatory statements against Ms. Morgan.”

Morgan said she speaks to her husband, whom she hasn’t seen in three years, every day and plans to reunite with him when they are both out. The couple will also be reuniting with their Bengal cat Clarissa, who Morgan allegedly used to distract federal agents when their apartment was raided. The cat will spend the coming months with Morgan’s close friends and stay active on Instagram, she added.

And, “when I come out of prison, I look forward to continuing to pursue creative endeavors as Razzlekhan,” Morgan said. “The [prison] is conveniently located not too far from Hollywood, so let’s see what happens next.

“This is not the last the world will be hearing from me.”

[yandereloveraw]

🩵💛 Incorrect Delva Quotes 💛🩵

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Delight: Goodnight to the love of my life, Nova, and fuck the rest of y'all.

Nova: Oh no, 'Nova' in B flat.

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Delight: Nova...

Nova: You're disappointed.

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Delight: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Nova!

Nova: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

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Delight: We should be partners.

Nova: You mean like, partners in crime?

Delight: Yeah... that’s precisely what I meant.

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Delight: You’re kind of a pushover, aren’t you, Nova?

Nova: …I’m sorry.

Delight: See!? That’s exactly what I’m talking about!

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Nova: Relationships should be 50/50. Delight cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking cute.

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Nova: Can I ask you for a favor?

Delight: I would literally die for you, but continue.

Nova: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.

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Nova: What is a hero without a villain? Useless.

Nova: What is a villian without a hero? Successfull.

Delight: So... What you're saying here is that we should all be villians?

Nova: Yes.

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Delight: Are you good at staying calm in stressful situations?

Nova: I'm not good at staying calm in relaxing situations.

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Delight: Have you ever ate a date?

Nova: Like, ate their ass?

Delight: ...It's a fruit.

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Nova: Are you sure this is safe?

Delight: Safer than Flintstone vitamin gummies in a bottle.

Delight: Keep twisting, junior! All you’re gonna get is clicks.

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Nova: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done?

Delight: I killed a man.

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Delight: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Nova: Wow. They sound stupid.

Delight: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Nova: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Delight: I guess you’re right. Hey Nova, I love you. ♡

Nova: See! Just say that!

Delight: Holy fucking shit.

Nova: If that flies over their head then, sorry D, but they're too dumb for you.

Delight: Nova.

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Nova: That was so hot, D.

Delight: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Nova: I'm so in love with you. ♡

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Delight: [Dangles servo off bed]

Nova, under the bed: [Grabs her servo]

Delight: This is nice :)

Delight: Wait, why the fuck are you under my bed-

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Delight: Hey, do you have a partner?

Nova: Yes.

Delight: Hope they die.

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Idk the sources but some of these give me Tumblr vibes

[eluvixnsarchived]

no one asked for it but since i am trapped beneath a cat who is biting me every time i try to end this cuddle session here is some haylin lore

- comes from a pirate hyur mother and an elezen gridanian father

- has an older brother that got smoked with their father during the calamity when he was fighting on the frontlines

- has no contact with ma bc ma abandoned them

- came to gridania hoping to find some sort of life and home but instead found ghosts and ruin

- would never have gone down the path of adventurer if she wasnt so in need of a few bucks

- only went with yda and paps and to the waking sands bc she needed that cash money your girl was BROKE

- stayed with the scions bc of minf and her understanding of the echo

- got super attached to alphie bc she missed the sibling feeling and only continued to stay for him

- and bc she thought thancred was tasty

- and bc where else would she fucking go at this point

- DEFINITELY had a few choice words for lahabrea when the big reveal happened and definitely told alphie if he strayed too far from her side she would drag him around by his ankles

- definitely wanted g'raha during the crystal tower quests and definitely cried a bit when they were over

- canonly bothers urianger when she's bored and he knows this but humours her anyway bc he eventually peaks her curiosity and he knows this dumb bitch cant resist acting on it so now he can infodump all he wants and shes just chin in hands the whole time bc shes basically learning history tea

- definitely has not recovered from the vault and the crippling guilt

- definitely cornered hancock when he first showed up and told him if he fucks with tataru shes gonna serve his balls on a kebab skewer seasoned and fried to him

- the scions have definitely come to her room to go out on jobs and she's definitely opened the door butt ass naked. now they just call over link pearl ( and when she doesnt answer they send y'shtola )

- has thought about how she'd kick the asses of every scion except y'shtola bc even she knows better

- tried to be a white mage like dad and it didnt fit. tried to be a dragoon like brother but it didnt fit. tried to be a warrior to try and connect with her mother but it didnt fit. became a dark knight when the anger she held after the vault kicked in. became a reaper when she figured out being a real warrior of darkness has more appeal than being the golden child of a god who was never there

- the only reason she isnt a mercenary for hire for the highest bidder is bc she loves the scions too much and alphie is her north star

- that being said if she ever lost him or g'raha or thancred or estinien she'd probably kill the source herself bc whats the point in living in it if they're not there any more?

- is v adventurous though like DO NOT ENTER signs are like moth to flame for her shes just too curious she HAS to know

- flirting with nero so he gets uncomfortable and weirded out is her favourite hobby

- she does the same to estinien and this is my reasoning as to why he took so long to join the scions it it wasnt the commitment issues it was fucking haylin lurking in the shadows ready to tell him he holds his rod well

- is alisaie's number one fan she would kill for this kid she would fight anyone

- insists g'raha goes with her everywhere they're joined at the hip she wants him bad

- her crush on thancred turned into 'this is my partner in crime my best friend my brother in arms'

- urianger is her person though

- worships the ground y'shtola walks on like her word is law

- scar across her nose is from wandering too far into the forests alone as a kid and getting smacked by the beasties in there before her brother came to the rescue

- has a multitude of scars from various things and her story for each one is never the truth ( it's easier and better that way )

- you can bet ur ass she tried to see where things would go with aymeric but stopped when she realised he really is that kind and noble and she didnt want to ruin that bc she is utterly convinced she's not worth a damn thing

- which is probably why she throws herself into harms way so willingly. not just for the scions, or the people, or the weak. but bc she thinks she deserves whatever pain is coming

- and because she KNOWS she can take it. she can withstand it

- she's just too stubborn to not stand up again after it

[thats-how-i-like-it]

0, 3 and 6 for your Helluva Boss and Arcana S/I's!

Hii thanks for the ask! and sorry I took so long, I was inspired and this got quite long lol.

0 – What are some of the inspirations behind your S/I? Are they exactly like you? Were they an OC? Did any of your favorite characters have any influence in their design/personality?

HB- I took a bit of inspiration from Barbie Wire, and Sally May for my s/i's design, but I based their overall features on my own, personality-wise they're mostly just like me, albeit a bit more cynical and tired, here's a doodle of him:

He's an hybrid between an imp and a succubi, so he has wings (though they are underdeveloped and he can't fly), he always covers them with his coat.

TA- I haven't fleshed out his design, and I haven't drawn him still but I'm taking inspiration from ghibli movies and general depictions of sorcerers, as well as the game's own aesthetic.

6 – What's the relationship dynamic between your S/I and your F/O? Be as vague or as descriptive as you'd like.

(I'll answer this before 3 so you have context for the scenes)

HB- Fizzarolli and Ruzzle (that's my s/i's name) are good friends and coworkers, Ruzzle is Fizzarolli's Financial Advisor and the voice of reason of Fizz (second voice of reason really, but Ozzie doesn't mind the help) as well as the one who offers an ear to Fizz's ramblings and troubles of daily life, they have a very "talks a lot/listens" dynamic.

TA- Portia and Julian have an unique kind of relationship with my s/i (who, I'm not gonna lie, it's just me if I was in The Arcana, down to the name), after the event's of the game, they got closer than ever, and started a relationship that wasn't quite romantic but wasn't platonic either, at first my s/i was a bit worried that dating both siblings at the same time was going to be awkward for them but while they were in the beginning of their relationship, Julian and Portia's repressed feelings for each other started to surface again and so he was at the middle of the siblings' crisis of "I'm in love with my sister/brother wth I do!?" but they figured it out eventually, they have a "chaotic with a soft heart/kind of heart dumb of ass/chill enabler " and "sun/moon/earth" dynamic.

Now with Asra, him and my s/i are biological siblings, but Asra, being in (a bit of obsessive) love with his little brother, put a spell on him so that he forgot they were related, and started romancing them, they were a little on and off at the start of their relationship (not because of major disagreements or anything like that, but because Asra's long travels and the fact that the guilt he felt made him distance himself a bit from the apprentice) but after the events of the game they started slowly getting back together (after my s/i got together with Portia and Julian).

Asra is very protective of his little brother apprentice and partner, and oftentimes gets possessive of them but always finds a way to brush it off or downplay it, he gets this way specially with Julian and Portia (specially Julian, given their shared history), but loves and values my s/i enough to not let it consume him and respect his partner's other relationships.

They have a "confident/nervous", "obsessed/chill" and "mysterious/wears heart on their sleeves" dynamic.

3 – Have you ever imagined any episodes or segments of your F/O's source starring your S/I? If so, what did they get up to?

HB- I can imagine after Oops, Ruzzle was really worried about Fizzarolli, and advised him against participating in Mammon's clown contest this year.

"Didn't you study Business? I can't just not go, it's not good for marketing!"

"Fizz, you were kidnapped and physically hurt, I think your brand can handle you taking a rest"

"But-"

"Think about your mental health Fizzarolli!"

"I'm fine! I've been through way worse!"

I can imagine them being a little tense with each other after that discussion, but when Fizzarolli quit his horrible job and told Mammon to suck it, Ruzzle was the first one to call him and congratulate him.

TA- I have three f/o's from the arcana so bear with me for a second.

I've thought about my s/i spending a lazy sunday with Portia and Julian in Mazelinka's house, helping making lunch, cuddling together, and listening to embarrassing stories from when they were kids.

"One may think that their rowdiness came with the years, but no, did you know that they set fire to their bed once?"

"You two did what!?"

"We were trying to make breakfast for Mazelinka! and someone named Ilya left a match out just in grabbing's reach"

"How was I supposed to know you were going to try to set fire to your kitchen toy set!?"

"How else was I supposed to cook the vegetables!?"

I can also see us running around at the palace, or trying not to make noises while making out on Julian's desk at the library.

With Asra, (and spoilers for his route) you know how in canon him and the apprentice met at the Masquerade? well here, after being left orphaned after their parents died at the hands of Lucio, they were left living on the streets for a while, until there was a day Asra couldn't find my s/i even after looking everywhere, and thus got separated and didn't find each other again until the Masquerade, and at that point Asra had spend the past who-knows-how-many years cultivating his obsessive love with his brother, that he cast a spell on them so they thought they had just met that night.

"Asra! oh my stars I can't believe it's you! after we got separated I promise I tried to look for you I swear but- oh I'm just so glad, I'm just so glad I have my older sibling back, can I keep hugging you?"

"...Yeah, of course, I missed you too, you don't know how much I missed you, my love."

And after putting his hands on their head, giving them a kiss in between their eyes, a twinkling noise was heard.

"...Huh? what- what were we talking about again?"

Asra smiled, albeit it didn't quite reach his eyes yet, as he pulled away to look at them.

"You were telling me you had a headache, and wanted to head outside for fresh air"

"Ah, yes, now that you mentioned it my head does hurt a little. Let's bring this conversation to the gardens, shall we?"

"Of course" he grabbed their hand gently and brought it up to his lips "I've never met someone as clever as you, you know?"

The other giggled "Thanks for the compliment, I could say the same, now let's go before my headache gets worse."

[bisluthq]

There were several guys that didn’t like Taylor’s pr driven lifestyle and were even terrified of it. Tyler of the All American Rejects said he didn’t like her lifestyle. Hozier said he wasn’t interested in a relationship when asked about her, but he went on to some kind of relationship with other women. Interesting he didn’t deny dating her. Tom O’Dell was absolutely terrified of it. She publicly flaunted him to spite Harry, but it never went anywhere because she picked the wrong guy. These guys are just the ones we know about. Harry, Jake, and Joe A didn’t like the spotlight into the romance, and Calvin and Matty certainly hated her stans. Are we to believe all these guys are the ones with the problem, and not her at all? They all soured on a relationship with her, but most went on to long term relationships or even marriage with others.

Ehhhhh. Ehhhhhhhhhh. I hear some of what you’re saying but like for me the point is it takes two to tango. Hiddles and Calvin are significantly older than Taylor and only quite/very recently (respectively) found their forever partners (for now lol at least like marriage isn’t actually till death do you part; sources: my parents and my boyfriend lol). Harry dated Taylor when he was 19 and she was 23 and like idk I didn’t know what the fuck I wanted at 19 or for that matter 23. I still find it a bit weird she was into him then because like at 23 I was a TA and teaching 19 yos and certainly not thinking about marriage with their dumb asses but like I also didn’t fundamentally know what I want. I still don’t know that I do for sure and like my 20s are finished and done right but I’m still I suppose young and I don’t know for sure. I think Taylor not knowing is human and here I do think there’s some internalized misogyny. Boys are allowed to pick and choose right but if a girl isn’t happy with her first few choices somehow she’s the problem??? Nahhhh. Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Ehhhhh.

also Taylor never flaunted Tom O’Dell lol to spite Harry wtf are you talking about bestie?? They were papped pretty organically on one date (I do think they had a few more) and he went on to release a song about her so like idk??? They went on some dates and it didn’t go anywhere????? That’s all that happened??????? He still released a song about it like years later which is objectively a bit weird.

idk guys I can’t tell you how many dates I’ve been on in my life and I’m younger than Taylor and like Taylor also spent a good chunk of my 20s in a serious relationship (mine started earlier and ergo ended earlier ages wise). There are a bunch of people - because I’m bi so like there’s no gender applicable - whose names I can’t even remember. Like first names. I don’t know dudes I can’t recall all of them. I’d be mortified if the press kept a record of that (and Taylor is tbh but also girl ur a public figure we’re allowed to).

I’m a huge Taylor fan and I’m not into this ask and its weird misogynistic like semi slut shaming vibes at all tbqh.