#wishlist : joker

[jalapainio]

If I was made the Head Batman Writer tomorrow, here are the five comic arcs I would write.

Batman: Break of the Family. Bruce Wayne is doused with fear toxin, and in his fear of losing people he starts pushing others away. He vigorously tries to find the one who doused him, and discovered it was Scarecrow. By that time, everyone had left Gotham, with Damian being the last, leaving the Robin role. Bruce demands to know why Scarecrow ruined the Batfamily, but Scarecrow just says he didn't. That was all on Bruce.

Batman: Solo. Bruce is alone after the events of Break of the Family. There is a new serial killer, but Bruce can't figure it out. Meanwhile, Mia Mizoguchi or ‘Maps’ starts investigating a new company who popularized the idea of Neo Gotham. Maps proves herself to Bruce as she figures out the serial killer is the CEO of the Neo Gotham Corp, but he doesn't turn her into a vigilante.

Batman: One Last Laugh. Bruce finds himself growing older, and this is reflected in the Joker, whose face has started peeling. The Joker decides to have a massive crime festival, as a tribute towards his life of crime, and sends Bruce on a wild goose chase. He captures Bruce because Bruce is too old, but the Joker does not suspect Maps. She dons a Robin costume, saves Bruce, and tells him he needs help. He accepts it.

Batman: Neo Gotham. Under new leadership, the Nep Gotham company builds a new section of the city, one that is futuristic and decades ahead of its time. The company rebrands itself to Powers Incorporated based on their newest CEO, Derek Powers. In the meantime, Maps and Bruce find themselves in many fights. Maps runs off and meets other Batfam characters. While Bruce fights the last vestiges of the Court of Owls, Maps returns back to Gotham.

Batman: Daughter of Joker. Joker, angry that Maps ruined his Batman plans, kidnaps the new Robin and decides to turn her into his own Daughter using drugs. Bruce goes into a near panic, but this time he reaches out to the Batfam, who return to Gotham to save Maps. The Joker almost escapes, but he is cornered by Jason Todd, who beats the Joker to death with a crowbar. When Bruce discovers the mutilated corpse, he decides against trying to figure out who did it; to him, it doesn't really matter. Gotham is once again full of heros, and Maps actually joins the Batfam.

[chaieyestea]

Balatro cards (x)

Taglist: @multi-lefaiye @tardigradecryptid @anexor

[ghostsandmirrors]

MASTER WISHLIST

this is far longer than expected.

they are organised by muse, but I'm not organising them as like canons, then originals. they're just all in this together.

The Menagerie do you have a smug shithead muse? we have a zoo! pick one or two or three to bully your muse with. they're all a pain in the ass. (the menagerie are the animals. they're all canons from different sources.)

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Bucky Bucky and general DC heroes (MCU/DC crossover) (I started writing half my muses on MCU/DC crossover forum sites, including Bucky! I'm throwing him back into his roots)

Batman I just think Bucky meeting Batman would be very funny, especially in a professional setting and especially if canon divergent post-Endgame. Bucky having war flashbacks to being chased through Bucharest by a man dressed as a cat because 'so many superheroes are furries.'

Wonder Woman Bucky and Diana based on that one fan plot where Diana was involved, in some way, with fighting during WWII and they met back then and then meet again in the modern day. bonus points if Diana thinks he's his own grandson and he doesn't correct her.

Superman idk Bucky and Superman would just be kinda wholesome? also if Superman mun comfortable, Bucky would totally have a crush on Superman. you can't convince me otherwise. also Clark and Bucky as a ship would be 'pure of heart, dumb of ass' in that order and it makes me giggle.

Other any of the Batfam would also be fun but there's every chance they get unofficially adopted. new dad! new dad! new dad!

I don't know that many DC heroes. girl help. who else is there? idk but I want them!

Bucky + ship partner post-mission shit. anything. just them being like 'thank FUCK that's over with'. snuggling. idgaf.

Bucky + Steve, Bucky + Sam pure of heart, dumb of ass. this is a never-ending want. it's not a specific want, either. I just like putting them in threads together.

Bucky + Thor I don't know why but I've always wanted to and never gotten the chance to.

Bucky/Loki 🥺👉👈 Listen...

Bucky + Spider-Muses I once joked about Bucky adopting various Spider-characters and I still want it. Bucky is the ancient, morally ambiguous MCU Batman on this blog, in that he will not stop fucking adopting people, but at least Bruce usually adopts children. Bucky'll adopt a 30 year old. they're still 70 years younger than him so they're fair game.

Bucky + Nebula the sheer comedy value of these two being friends is worth the gymnastics to figure out how they'd spend enough time together to become friends.

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Joker Joker + Batman <3 Joker is obsessed with Batman. ofc I want to thread them. I want every possible thread in any verse that's most comfortable. Joker is my comfort villain.

Joker + Batman characters in general (focused on villains/rogues gallery) I have no specifics, I just realised he talks to the Rogues Gallery a lot in comics/cartoons and my Joker… hasn't. ever. I can fix that.

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Dylan Dylan and Heroes (any DC) I also want Dylan and Gotham heroes, Gordon, etc.. Dylan needs more screentime 'cause her ass is overshadowed by the fuckin owl at this point. lbr who isn't.

Dylan and Heroes (any MCU) also Dylan plus marvel heroes since she has an MCU verse. do I have icons? fuck no. am I asking for Dylan threads regardless? fuck yes.

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Jameson Jameson and Heroes (any) Mortitaint is a masked murderer. that's it. that's the pitch. you want your muse hit with a shovel? I can help with that! also if any men want a boyfriend who is sweaty and dirty every day and surprisingly strong……………. im just saying……………… and then they can one day find out the other is a hero/villain……………………….. drama. 👀 (this includes anti-heroes)

Jameson and Villains (any) I just think it'd be interesting, y'know? Jameson doesn't tend to play well with others, in general, but there's a chance it doesn't go horribly wrong!

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Wag Wag and X-Men Characters Wagner Himura is an X-Men oc that, in his entire time on my blog, has never threaded with an X-Men character. it can be any character and any verse. I don't care. I just want him to speak to other mutants, man.

Logan specifically, I would like Wag and Logan threads. I always picture Wag as a general pest when he starts working at the school, like throwing water balloons filled with speed potions at people that annoy him kind of pest, and I get the feeling Logan would either hate his guts, like him because he does not discriminate between students and teachers, or be very cautious because he doesn't know Wag's limits while Wag's just like 'hey ;D I don't actually find you attractive but if flirting means I don't get stabbed, I'll flirt. ;D I'm high as a fuckin kite rn lmao ;D'

Charles Xavier Wag and Charles would also be funny because of the aforementioned 'high as a kite'.

Brotherhood any brotherhood muse in his brotherhood verse would be nice, too. Idk how he got into the brotherhood in that verse and I want to explore it. I just miss writing Wag, lbr.

OCs tbh any OC. let's yeet our x-men OCs together and see what bad ideas they come out with. it'll be funny. I'm willing to make up places that they can go through a portal to, as well.

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Bam and X-Men Characters Bam has an X-Men verse in which he vibrates particles when angry and I just… I miss Bam being chaotic. I miss Bam being a mess. she's gotten too collected and I want disaster Bam back. I don't have specific preferences for this one.

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Wag and Bam Basically, both Wag and Bam (in his X-Men verse) have abilities that can/are activated by emotions. With Wag, he has more control over his abilities and thus the chances of anger doing anything is low but not zero. If his anger is doing anything, it's a silent, 'scorched Earth' kind of anger that mostly shows in things moving telekinetically. With Bam, his power is exclusively activated by anger.

I just want that in a(nother, in Bam's case) thread or plot. It'd be fun.

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Mattie and Avengers/SHIELD/HYDRA Mattie worked for both SHIELD and HYDRA so I would like to establish some kind of relations with SHIELD and HYDRA muses, but she also sent records to the Avengers after the fall of HYDRA and began torturing/murdering HYDRA agents who survived The Snap so like……….. 👀

also Avengers meeting her after The Blip or whatever dumb bitch shit The Snap 2: Electric Boogaloo is canonically called would be… like she a gremlin in the swamplands. she's a whole fuckin cryptid by that point. I want her ex-coworkers to meet the cryptid she's become and be like, '... ayo? you good?' and her to be knee-deep in swamp water, dragging a body, like, '... yup!'

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Arnulf Arnulf and Steve's Friends arnulf needs to meet non-Steve avengers (or others who know him). it would be funny. 'hey you kinda look like Steve Rogers..' '[subtle german accent] a lot of people say that! it's so strange. I don't see it.'

Past - HYDRA threads between like 2012-2014 would be interesting? idk. I feel like I've forgotten how to write serious threads.

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Ultron + MCU? I'm sure i've mentioned this before but I just really want Ultron to reunite with the avengers through like idk texts? e-mails? something technology based so the urge to blow his ass up is reduced.

this is not limited to just the avengers. you have an MCU hero muse? a child of a canon? I'll take 'em. give me any muse who may know Ultron or his reputation.

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Dick + Heroes (MCU) LET HIM BITCH AT AN AVENGER ABOUT THAT ALIEN THAT GOT THROWN THROUGH THE WINDOW OF HIS WORK. he deserves this.

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Ai and Tony Stark I always imagine that they know each other due to being rich and fundraisers and shit like that. Ai might be an assassin but she gives to charity and does all the Very Good Things she's meant to which means attending Stark fundraisers and drinking his booze x

they do not have to like each other. I don't think Ai has met a single person she likes since she killed her husband, I'll be honest.

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Villains generally I do want more villain threads where my villain muses are being villains and doing villainous things. like, I have Joker and Ultron who deserve some attention but also Jameson, Ai, Mattie, Jesse, I have a verse where Bam's a villain (he's doing it for the vibes. that'd hold up in court /s), I have the brotherhood verse with Wag… like… plz. I want my muses to go apeshit.

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Fandomless OCs (Liaxee, the Bringer, Lieat) also I would like to do more with supernatural/fantasy/generally fandomless OCs and Liaxee or the Bringer or Lieat. Liaxee is a joy to write, the Bringer is my dumb bitch, and Lieat's the cutest muse I have. I love them all, your honour.

I think Supernatural (the show) muses and any of these three would be fun, too. especially Lieat, because idk if there's anything like them in the Supernatural universe?

I know I have two doctor who blogs following me so I'm lumping them in with supernatural/fantasy/fandomless oc/Superrnatural (the show). yous wanna meet a void creature?

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Special Requests have you ever seen a Crazy Quilt RPer? he's my favourite Batman villain. please. (this is mostly a joke but if there actually is a Crazy Quilt RPer, I want to know.)

Egghead is another DC special request because I love Batman villains.

also Typeface and Spellcheck. Idk them that well, but I want to and I have Spider-Man.

[delusionalinsecurewreckpiningphd]

and then my god that mural of jinx leading the revolution…

ive had this feeling dreading the main character doing their own thing and, without their intention, being scapegoated by the mass into a figure befitting their ideal, which might not necessarily be the same as what they might have wanted. Like Joaquin Joker being a mentally tired and unhealthy man with his very personal issue and yes where he ended up is very much the result of an oppressing system but what he did wasn’t mainly to rally the people. he did it for himself. and the following riot rallied to him. we see this with pretty much most political figure and celebrities and we do it too. we project our idealization of those people and think we like them because they are what we think of them, which often times they’re not.

and jinx leading the revolution. either she really sobers up with a timeskip worth of therapy to acknowledge the damage of being neglected and abandoned by her role models and then killed one of them to “sanely” lead a people toward something. or she’s not and she just fights Piltover because she is wired to and people rallied to her, putting undue pressure (if she can even feel it) or someone going through so much already. so writer, please pull off this

[bludhavenbirder]

I am once again thinking about The Joker's Last Laugh and asking Barbara, Tim, and Bruce roleplayers to write the aftermath with me.

Excerpt below the cut.

[kaitoutrixie]

I hope Funko will someday release pop figures of Mysterious Joker characters.

[chaoticjoke]

There are two possible plots I got for Jeannie. First is for Joker’s pre-TDK verse where he is Jack Napier and she is his wife/girlfriend and they live together and it ends tragically for both of them.

The second scenario takes place present day, when Joker unexpectedly crosses paths with her or sees her accidentally and he recognizes her of course as she does him and things can play out differently from there…

[wisheswagered]

i’ve been trying to come up with like... an au/verse idea for mike... where he’s time travelled back to the circus after the manor game and is pretending everything’s normal when it’s really, really not.

see i feel like he’d encourage murro to leave again, and maybe join him in leaving if he had the choice - but unfortunately for him in this au, he finds that nobody can leave. for whatever reason, whenever someone leaves the circus, they either die or time is reset back to before they left, leaving them all effectively trapped.

mike at this stage has already learned the truth about hullabaloo and is extremely disillusioned and disgusted by (most of) the people he once considered family... but since he can’t leave, he has to hatch a plan to “fix” the circus, so murro can be free without actually leaving (thus avoiding the timeline reset/death problem.) this plan may or may not involve killing bernard and taking over the circus himself, but in such a way that it looks like an accident and that bernard left the circus to him...

anyway, he has no idea how to do this, so for the time being he’s pretending that nothing’s changed while trying to come up with an effective plan. honestly this verse is probably full of holes and contrivances at the moment so i’ll probably change a lot of it but basically, what i really want to explore is a situation in which mike is forced to lie to everyone, and hide his knowledge from the future/of the circus’ true nature while acting like his usual cheery self.

so like. if anyone has a hullabaloo muse and wants to write something in this verse/with that general idea... feel free to hmu... 👀

[tricksheart]

Threads I would love. Your muse finding out that Akira's last name is false.

[knife-eared-jan]

In case anyone is interested, this is the modding wishlist so far...

The bold ones are what I would very much like to try to have fun with myself, the others are a sobbing plea to the universe for someone to take pity on me bc I figured I probably lack the skills to make them myself.

They're roughly ordered by how desperate I am for them to exist.

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-Remove combat VFX (except mages & bombs reduced) -> sadly this doesn't seem to be part of the accessibility features which are otherwise great, but like, my autistic brain literally fries up with all the flashiness, I'll just meltdown 24/7. If you know how to do this, I would love you 5ever.

-Isabela outfit swap + darker skintone + age-up -> this is terrible in so many ways. Can't believe how they butchered my girl jfc I thought we were done with this type of shit??? (That was the spoiler I saw just now hooo my god). Also, let her be in her 50s pls!

-Morrigan outfit overhaul + hairstyle swap (to 36) -> Free her from the double boobs! Also, her actual hair is basically in the CC, why give her that millenial mum haircut? And again, let her be nearly 50.

-Qunari face texture edit -> needs no explanation, I bet it will be the most popular mod of the game forever

-Shadow Dragon PJ swap (mage outfit without shoulder pads?) -> it's PJs 2.0 and I don't like it. I guess that's why they gave Inky the same outfit, cause it just really looks like that. I got obsessed with this other one that is essentially the mage outfit sans the shoulder thing. I think that would make a great casual outfit.

-Inquisitor outfit overhaul/swap -> see explanation for the Shadow Dragon PJs. It makes perfect sense as a stand-in for the Inquisition PJs but then my Inkys are never actually subjected to them. Hope there is a Dalish outfit or otherwise a Veil Jumper one, that fits my Lavellan. It would also be fun to craft my own with pieces of different armors from Inquisition and Veilguard maybe.

-Inquisitor prosthetic replacement -> There's lots of different headcanons people have for theirs and it's sad there isn't a slider for different options. I don't even know yet what I'd like myself, but something a little more obviously a prosthetic I think. Or none at all maybe. Just, choices are cool.

-Mourn Watch Rogue armor retexture -> I am apparently the only person on this planet to feel this way, but I loathe the Mournwatch rogue armor - it just gives Joker. Like, I might like it in a TOTALLY different setting, but it does NOT give Thedas at all. Love the controversial mage one though, so I guess i'm just weird.

-Irelin hairstyle swap (to 64) -> to match the hairstyle she had in The Missing that fit her much better. Again, it's in the CC, why didn't they just use it?

-Solas face texture edit (no orange contour, bigger scar, more freckles?) -> look how orange you are, gurl! Like, I'll live without it, but I am bothered... I bet the creation of his scar comes up in the memories as well, so why is it so smoll.

-Solas retina change to more outer blue -> I get that he's cool and mysterious now, but I liked the blue a lot. just personal preference tho

[last-ticket-home]

ok whiny instagram commenters have been annoying me so here's my wishlist for The Batman 2

i DON'T want the joker as the main villain, i know he was teased at the end of the first one but I dont careeeeee. apparently the movie supposed to take place in winter so I feel like mr freeze is likely but please just dont have joker be the whole thing

ROBIN!!!!!! if I could have my dream the opening of the movie would be the murder of the graysons, artfully shot, with bruce impulsively deciding to adopt dick. ideally dick would be mmmm maybe 12 in canon

and all the complainers come out of the woodwork to say "ohhhh but battinson needs to establish himself first, he needs to figure out better what he's doing before he gets a robin" and to that I say thats the point!! he should be woefully unprepared for that kid! thus forcing him to reassess his priorities and how he approaches his work as batman, reinforcing the themes of the first one and that he cannot single-mindedly focus on vengeance to do the good he wants to do!!

"why does this sound like lego batman" cause lego batman is the best characterization of bruce in a theatrical release bar none and its FUCKING awesome

more zoe kravitz as selina, idc how they do it

[lifesteal-headcanons]

During the Joker Arc, Princezam would memorize and act out these long-ass monologues in front of a mirror. Most of the lines are taken from or inspired by actual movies, but he doesn’t tell his audience (Minutetech, only Minutetech) that. When Minute starts looking bored, Zam throws a hissy fit, snapping his fingers in front of his face until he looks up, and threatening to start all over again. Suffice to say, after the third speech, Minutetech put noise cancelling headphones on his Christmas wishlist, longing for the day he can finally tune Zam out once and for all. He also shudders when someone mentions Batman or Joker in front of him.

— 🌀 anon

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[jokeringcutio]

Open for Halloween Prompts & Updates

Hiya all,

I'm open for Reader insert prompts that are Halloween-themed or set during Halloween. If you want to be inspired, these are my fills from last year. They can be SFW or NSFW. I personally would love to write a few more consensual or more romantic kind of Halloween fics.

I'll accept prompts for fandoms such as: Stranger Things, One Piece, Harry Potter, Blake's 7, Joker (All versions), Peaky Blinders, Supernatural, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Wednesday/Addams Family, Xena Warrior Princess, The Lord of the Rings & Hobbit, Good Omens, Crimson Peak, Dead Boy Detectives, Beetlejuice, Enola Holmes & All Sherlock fandoms, Shakespeare's characters, Many European Movies & of course TRHPS, Five Nights At Freddy's & most Slasher Movies, & Many more so check out my interests or just take plunge and see if I will write your request.

Will I fill all prompts?

Unfortunately, unless I receive just one or two, I probably won't be able to fill them all. I am currently recovering from surgery (Yay, this is a good thing, means we're going to come back babesss) , but still have long-covid weighing me down. So although I'm poking my nose into Tumblr again, I still have limited energy and might have to make choices. But I'll try and fill as many as I can.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN????

Sorry, I was ill and it became so bad, I couldn't write anymore. Luckily, I've had surgery and got rid of the nasty things so things are looking up. I need a month or two to recover from the surgery. I'll still have my long covid stuff that is weighing me down, but at least I'll be able to write again and slowly return to the living.

WHERE"S THE JOKER FIC????* *Or any other fic I started but haven't finished yet. As said above, I was unable to write and update. The Joker fic: The Man Who Claimed to be Yours is finished, but as a rewritten version that was meant to be an ebook. Because of my health, I've been looking into other ways to make a living and since writing was the only thing I could do (until a few months ago), I decided to explore my options there. I have been working on original tales that I hope to publish in the near future. I WANNA HELP YOU OUT AND COMMISSION Thank you to everyone who kindly donated to my Kofi in the past, or asked me for one of my ebooks or for a commission. I am planning on posting a wishlist in the near future with financial goals I wish to achieve, and setting up a system where I will write a tale for people who donated as a thank you :) I will, however, keep filling prompts when I can, so don't worry about that. I do this for fun and I love sharing with you.

I DON"T KNOW WHAT TO REQUEST BUT I WANT TO READ

Yay, that is wonderful. You can always follow my account. I usually place warnings and add a 'read more' so the post won't show the entire text. If it's not your cup of tea, you should be fine and able to ignore it and wait for something that is more to your taste. And you can always send in a prompt at a later date, when you come up with something. Or just poke me via chat and we can try and think of something together :)

[arkhamasyl-m]

SUICIDE SQUAD: KILL THE JUSTICE LEAGUE CHARACTER WISHLIST

We already know who’s coming out as free DLC for this year (Joker, Mrs. Freeze, Lawless and Deathstroke) and Katana and Killer Croc are coming at some point as well, so here are my top wanted.

Cheetah - She’s been a part of the Suicide Squad before AND she’s a Wonder Woman villain. I found it kinda odd that there is no WW villains in the game, with there being 5 Batman villains, an Aquaman villain and a Flash villain. Aquaman isn’t even in the League bro.

Killer Frost - We’re already getting an ice character but Killer Frost is a popular Suicide Squad member and just makes more sense anyways. Plus Mrs. Freeze is a heavy-gunner-type character whilst Frost is more supernatural.

Joker’s Daughter - I honestly would’ve preferred if she was the character over Joker because like… Jokers been dead for 5 years but it’s fine. Joker’s Daughter is also a Suicide Squad member and just looks cool. I don’t think she’ll be coming though because she’s too similar to Joker and Harley.

Peacemaker - Peacemaker 😍

[twstinginthewind]

"Happy birthday, Joker!" Violetta smiles and gives her roommate a gentle hug. "I do hope you're enjoying your party, I made sure to tell Trey to make something with orange in it." She laughs a little and shyly hands over a small gift bag.

"You, ah, should be getting an e-mail tonight about the rest of the gift, but I do hope this is to your liking." The gift is a checkered case for Joker's handheld game console, and a rose-shaped stylus.

(The rest of her gift is a game she bought off Joker's wishlist that they can play together! She has one for Punch, too, including a stylus with a glowing blue crystal on the end.)

Joker & Punch's birthday was yesterday, but the party goes on!

"Thank you, Vivi! I'm glad you decided to stay for the party." Joker gently squeezes her roommate back, patting her on the shoulder. "I know these big parties aren't really your thing."

"Ohhhh, so you're to thank for the orange chiffon cake, hm? And here I was thinking that our vice housewarden was just a really good guesser." Joker giggles, then oohs a little over the gift bag. "Oooh? What's this, a little makeup bag? Or... oh!!" She turns the checkered case over in her hands. "This is for the sWitch? I guess you heard me complaining about getting dust and schmutz in it, huh? Hehehe. Oooh, and this stylus is sooo cute! It matches my earrings. Thank you!!" She leans over to bump her shoulder against Violetta's. "I'll check my messages after the party. This is so cute, and now we definitely won't get ours mixed up anymore... but I did have fun checking out all those otome games you found. We should try em together, I think. Thanks, roomie!!"

(I think they might break their curfew rule tonight just a lil. Especially if they have brobro playing remotely, too....)

[chaoticjoke]

I could listen to you 𝖘𝖈𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖒 Pretty 𝕄𝕌𝕊𝕀ℂ to my ears I could listen to it all day If you want me to : )

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