#source: monk

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: If Drake and I were both drowning, who would you save?

Bruce: I don't know, both of you?

Damian: No, you could only save one of us.

Bruce: Well, I would probably save Tim because he can't swim that well and I happen to know you're an excellent swimmer.

Damian: Suppose I was holding an anchor. Who would you save then?

Bruce: Well, why don't you let go of the anchor?

Damian: It's a family heirloom.

Bruce: I'm leaving.

[hoarder-of-dragons]

[Just before going to another battle] Arthur: Merlin, I just- There's something... I love you. Merlin: Then we're in big trouble cause I love you too.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Edwina: You know, you and Anthony have a lot in common. I think that you could actually be friends.

Kate: I don’t think so. The fact that I despise him would always come between us.

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Rude Neighbour: *waving his fist in anger as he retreats* You can run, but you can't hide!

Wally: *shakes his head* Oh, yeah. I can hide. Don't think I can't hide. *looks up at Barnaby* He thinks I can't hide.

Barnaby: *pats him on the pompadour* He doesn't know who he's messing with. Nobody hides like you.

[autisticzenitsu]

Tengen: Giyuu, how are you doing? Giyuu: Living the dream. Tengen: Oh, that's good. Giyuu: Except it's not my dream. It's a dream Stephen King once had.

[terrorquotestm]

Fitzjames: If Jopson and I were both drowning, who would you save?

Crozier: I don’t know, both of you?

Fitzjames: No, if you could only save one of us.

Crozier: Well, I would probably save Jopson, because he can't swim very well and I happen to know you're an excellent swimmer.

Fitzjames: Suppose I was holding an anchor? Who would you save then?

Crozier: Why don't you let go of the anchor?

Fitzjames: It’s a family heirloom.

Crozier: Right. I’m leaving.

[ouatsqincorrect]

Snow: If David and I were both drowning, who would you save?

Regina: I don't know, both of you?

Snow: No, if you could only save one of us.

Regina: Well, I would probably save David, because he can't swim very well and I happen to know you're an excellent swimmer.

Snow: Suppose I was holding an anchor? Who would you save then?

Regina: Why don't you let go of the anchor?!

Snow: It's a family heirloom!

Regina: ...I'm leaving.

[incorrect-legendborn-quotes]

Bree: If Nick and I were both drowning, who would you save?

Sel: Both of you?

Bree: No, you can only save one of us.

Sel: Well, I would probably save you because I happen to know Nick is an excellent swimmer.

Nick: Suppose I was holding an anchor. Who would you save then?

Sel: Why don’t you let go of the anchor?

Nick: It’s a family heirloom.

Sel: I’m leaving.

[incorrecthungergamesquotes]

Gale: If Peeta and I were both drowning, who would you save?

Katniss: I don’t know, both of you.

Gale: No, if you could only save one of us.

Katniss: Well, I would probably save Peeta, because he can’t swim and I happen to know you’re an excellent swimmer.

Gale: Suppose I was holding an anchor? Who would you save then?

Katniss: Well, why don’t you let go of the anchor?

Gale: It’s a family heirloom.

Katniss: I’m leaving.

[emmikay]

Havoc: If Fuery and I were both drowning, who would you save?

Breda: I don’t know, both of you.

Havoc: No, if you could only save one of us.

Breda: Well, I would probably save Fuery, because he can’t swim and I happen to know you’re an excellent swimmer.

Havoc: Suppose I was holding an anchor? Who would you save then?

Breda: Well, why don’t you let go of the anchor?

Havoc: It’s a family heirloom.

Breda: I’m leaving.

[incorrect-alnst]

Hyun Woo: If Luka and I were drowning, who would you save?

Hyuna: Both of you.

Hyun Woo: No no, if you could only save one of us.

Hyuna: I would save Luka because he can't swim and you can.

Hyun Woo: What if I was holding an anchor?

Hyuna: Why don't you let go of the anchor?

Hyun Woo: It's a family heirloom.

Hyuna: I'm leaving.

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Scott: You know, Isaac, you and Stiles have a lot in common. I think that you could actually be very good friends with him. Isaac: No, I don't think so. The fact that I despise him would always come between us.

[incorrectshantaequotes]

Shantae, to Risky: So...how was your childhood?

Risky, deadpan: Oh, it was great. A laugh riot. You should have been there.

[incorrectredwallquotes]

Vurg: Eat your soup. Beau: Uh… I see letters. Vurg: Yeah, it’s alphabet soup. Beau: Oh. Beau: *poking around the soup* … “A” Vurg: You don’t have to eat it in order.

[incorrectgallifreyquotes]

Leela: Eat your soup. Narvin: Uh… I see letters.

Leela: Yeah, it’s alphabet soup. Narvin: Oh. Narvin: *poking around the soup* … “A” Leela: You don’t have to eat it in order.

[lucky-cat-13]

Jiang Cheng: You can run but you can't hide!

Wei Wuxian: Oh yeah, I can hide. Don't think I can't hide.

Wei Wuxian: *to Wen Ning* He thinks I can't hide.

Wen Ning: He doesn't know who he's messing with. Nobody hides like you.