#source: batman

[artemisfowlcodex]

Artemis, holding a plate with a sandwich: Myles, I made your favourite... Myles: You didn't make that. Butler made it. Artemis: ...I made him make it.

[daddychi-01]

Give me Duke Thomas auditioning for the winter musical and getting the role of Seaweed J. Stubbs in Hairspray.

Give me the Batfamily being unbelievably supportive when they find out:

Cass helping Duke practice his choreography

Stephanie volunteering in the costume department because she wants Duke to look amazing

Damian doing ‘research’ by watching the movie and a bootlegged version of the Broadway version that way he is familiar with show before they go to see it

Tim being the one that gets Damian the bootlegged copy of the show

Dick calling a flower shop well in advance to make sure each member of the family has a bouquet to give Duke after they go see the show

Jason taking over some of Duke’s daytime patrols so Duke can be at rehearsals

Bruce bragging to everyone about Duke being one of the leads in the musical. Everyone at WE knows that Duke is playing Seaweed as do all the founding members of the Justice League. Bruce is even lifting his no metas in Gotham rule for opening night so Superman can patrol the city and let the Batfamily go support Duke.

Another for Bruce because he’s a good dad! Bruce taking Duke to the hospital so Duke can tell his parents about his role. They go back again after the musical is done but this time they have a recording of it that Barbara took, that way Duke’s parents didn’t have to miss their son’s accompaniment.

Just give me Duke getting to see just how much his new family loves and supports him.

[nerdasaurus1200]

Telemachus: You think you know everything about me, don't you? Athena: I diapered your tush, I sure hope I do, your Majesty

[shadow-coolness]

Naruto: Sasuke. If our bond ever meant anything at all to you…

Sasuke: It didnt.

*later*

Sasuke to The Taka: It did. I just wanted to hurt him.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

(When Lae’zel joins the party)

Tav: You have qualms about our new party member?

Shadowheart: I have qualms about everyone.

[incorrectspquotes]

"You have every right to be afraid, but if there's any way I can, I'll protect you. And if I can't, I'll be with you right up to the end.

Skulduggery Pleasant, probably.

[spiltinksky]

Seungcheol: If anyone needs anything, just ask.

Mingyu: I-

Seungcheol: Someone else.

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Gabby: You can run, hop, skip, and jump. You can even shimmy. But you can’t hide from God’s love.

[batimshiptposts]

Sammy: If you need anything, just ask.

Wally: I-

Sammy: Someone else.

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Spy: *evenly* Gentlemen. I am now in a mood.

[incorrect-losers]

Bill: *Reading the ending for his upcoming book*

Bill: What do you think, Stan?

Stan: You could publish that… or to save time, you could drop knock-out gas on all your readers

Mike: I for one, hung on every word

Bill: (:

Mike: Still, I’ll see to it that pillows and blankets are included for those who may require them

Stan & Mike: *high five*

[m0dernchr0n1cles]

"Ao Bing Dyes His Hair" Theory confirmed

Ao Bing: (laughing) "And you thought I was just another bubble-headed blonde bimbo! Well, the joke's on you, I'm not even a real blonde!"

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

Jayden: You killed my father.

Master Xandred: What? What are you talking about?

Jayden: I made you, you made me first.

Master Xandred: Hey, Red Ranger, I mean, I was a kid when I killed your father. I mean, I say "I made you" you gotta say "you made me". I mean, how childish can you get?

[kamithyst]

Ace, smugly: Do you know what I am?

Deuce: My punishment for dropping out of med school

[shadow-coolness]

Tsunade: "You're insane!"

Orochimaru: "Has it really taken you this long to notice?"

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Daffy: If we close our eyes, we can't sthee anything. Bugs: A sound observation, Daffy.