#source: batman

[artemisfowlcodex]

Artemis, holding a plate with a sandwich: Myles, I made your favourite... Myles: You didn't make that. Butler made it. Artemis: ...I made him make it.

[incorrectspquotes]

"You have every right to be afraid, but if there's any way I can, I'll protect you. And if I can't, I'll be with you right up to the end.

Skulduggery Pleasant, probably.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

(When Lae’zel joins the party)

Tav: You have qualms about our new party member?

Shadowheart: I have qualms about everyone.

[spiltinksky]

Junhui: *answers the phone*

Junhui: Yes. What? You don't say…You don't say…You don't say!

Junhui: *hangs up*

Minghao: Who was it?

Junhui: He didn't say.

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Gabby: You can run, hop, skip, and jump. You can even shimmy. But you can’t hide from God’s love.

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Spy: *evenly* Gentlemen. I am now in a mood.

[incorrect-losers]

Bill: *Reading the ending for his upcoming book*

Bill: What do you think, Stan?

Stan: You could publish that… or to save time, you could drop knock-out gas on all your readers

Mike: I for one, hung on every word

Bill: (:

Mike: Still, I’ll see to it that pillows and blankets are included for those who may require them

Stan & Mike: *high five*

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

Jayden: You killed my father.

Master Xandred: What? What are you talking about?

Jayden: I made you, you made me first.

Master Xandred: Hey, Red Ranger, I mean, I was a kid when I killed your father. I mean, I say "I made you" you gotta say "you made me". I mean, how childish can you get?

[batimshiptposts]

Sammy: If you need anything, just ask.

Wally: I-

Sammy: Someone else.

[rwbybutincorrect]

Weiss: If you need anything, just ask.

Ruby: I -

Weiss: Someone else.

[kamithyst]

Ace, smugly: Do you know what I am?

Deuce: My punishment for dropping out of med school

[13thdoctorshitposts]

Thirteenth Doctor + Incorrect Quotes                                   ↳ 122/?

[incorrectspquotes]

Skulduggery: All I’ve ever wanted to do is kill him. A day doesn’t go by that I don’t think about subjecting him to every horrendous torture he’s dealt out to others, and then… end him.

Serpine: Aw, so you *do* think about me!

[incorrect-frozen-quotes]

Yelana: If you need anything, just ask.

Olaf: I -

Yelana: Someone else.

[spiltinksky]

Seungcheol: If anyone needs anything, just ask.

Mingyu: I-

Seungcheol: Someone else.

[shadow-coolness]

*What if Mario took Kirbys place*

Galeem: What do you have that your comrades didn’t?

Mario: A Cape-a!

*Mario deflects Galeems beam right back him*