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“I am presently incarcerated, imprisoned for a crime I did not even commit. ‘Attempted murder,’ now honestly, did they ever give anyone a Nobel prize for. 'Attempted chemistry?’”

— Vaurien Scapegrace, probably.

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Never: Jenan passed us earlier. Flipped us off. So that was a good way to start the morning. Omen: Yeah. But we totally flipped him off back. Never: I flipped him off back. You just waved and laughed nervously.

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Valkyrie: I want to feast on the unborn.

Skulduggery:

Valkyrie;

Skulduggery, looking to Valkyrie: Eggs?

Valkyrie: Eggs.

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Erskine: I don’t want Skulduggery to murder anyone. The Supreme Council will probably find some way to use it against us. Ghastly: I’m glad you think murder is bad because of how someone can use it against you.

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Did you know you can just start screaming, basically anywhere? It's not illegal or anything

-Omen

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Ghaslty: You do seven things a day that I ask you not to do. Skulduggery: Actually, I do more. You catch seven.

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Valkyrie: What are you doing?

Never: You texted me and said Omen got hurt, so I brought a watermelon.

Valkyrie: Why?

Never: Omen loves watermelons.

Omen: [crying and hugging the watermelon]

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Saracen: Well, it's a good thing I still have my sexy cat costume from Halloween.

Ghastly: I really don't think you were the target audience for that item.

Saracen: Ghastly, please, there is nothing gendered about a sexy cat.

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I never have second thoughts. That’s the luxury of having great first thoughts.

Fletcher Renn, probably.

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Kenspeckle: I should’ve taken care of you. Valkyrie: I never asked you to. Kenspeckle: You shouldn’t have to ask.

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Fletcher: "I'll tell you, jail is no fun!"

Val: "You've been to jail?"

Fletcher: "Only in Monopoly."

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Melissa: Put Stepahnie on the phone. Desmond: She’s pretty big. Wouldn’t it be easier to put the phone on her?

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You can be a homicidal madwoman and hilarious at the same time, you know

-Razzia

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Dai: I believe you said your childhood experience was satisfactory? Fletcher: No, you misheard me. I said it was 'a sadness factory'.

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Melissa and Desmond probably: How can someone say that Stephanie is evil? She's the most precious, soft little soul.

Valkyrie (wiping blood off her face): Yeah, I'm adorable.

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Tanith: Hey, Saracen, have you seen Dexter? Saracen, grinning: Every part of him. Tanith: Not what I meant.

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Look at her: A minute ago she was a baby, and now she's driving, and soon we’ll all be dead.

Valkyrie Cain, looking at sister, probably.