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Incorrect Skulduggery Pleasant Quotes
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incorrectspquotes · 1 month ago
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Tanith: If Paris is the city of love, then what's the city of hate? Valkyrie: The first time I went to Roarhaven, I had been walking around for less than 20 minutes when an 8-year-old told me to go fuck myself
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incorrectspquotes · 1 month ago
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Omen: You want me to, uh, you want me to go yell at Mum? Auger: Yes. Actually, yeah, that would be great. Omen: Oh, no, no, no, no, I was just kidding I never yell. Even when I’m mad, I just push it down really deep. And then sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, panicked and sweaty for no reason.
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incorrectspquotes · 2 months ago
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“I am presently incarcerated, imprisoned for a crime I did not even commit. ‘Attempted murder,’ now honestly, did they ever give anyone a Nobel prize for. 'Attempted chemistry?’”
— Vaurien Scapegrace, probably.
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incorrectspquotes · 2 months ago
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Never: Jenan passed us earlier. Flipped us off. So that was a good way to start the morning. Omen: Yeah. But we totally flipped him off back. Never: I flipped him off back. You just waved and laughed nervously.
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incorrectspquotes · 2 months ago
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Valkyrie: I want to feast on the unborn.
Skulduggery:
Valkyrie;
Skulduggery, looking to Valkyrie: Eggs?
Valkyrie: Eggs.
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incorrectspquotes · 2 months ago
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Erskine: I don’t want Skulduggery to murder anyone. The Supreme Council will probably find some way to use it against us. Ghastly: I’m glad you think murder is bad because of how someone can use it against you.
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incorrectspquotes · 2 months ago
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Did you know you can just start screaming, basically anywhere? It's not illegal or anything
-Omen
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incorrectspquotes · 2 months ago
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Ghaslty: You do seven things a day that I ask you not to do. Skulduggery: Actually, I do more. You catch seven.
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incorrectspquotes · 2 months ago
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Valkyrie: What are you doing?
Never: You texted me and said Omen got hurt, so I brought a watermelon.
Valkyrie: Why?
Never: Omen loves watermelons.
Omen: [crying and hugging the watermelon]
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incorrectspquotes · 2 months ago
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Saracen: Well, it's a good thing I still have my sexy cat costume from Halloween.
Ghastly: I really don't think you were the target audience for that item.
Saracen: Ghastly, please, there is nothing gendered about a sexy cat.
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incorrectspquotes · 2 months ago
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I never have second thoughts. That’s the luxury of having great first thoughts.
Fletcher Renn, probably.
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incorrectspquotes · 2 months ago
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Kenspeckle: I should’ve taken care of you. Valkyrie: I never asked you to. Kenspeckle: You shouldn’t have to ask.
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incorrectspquotes · 2 months ago
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Incorrect SP quotes
Fletcher: "I'll tell you, jail is no fun!"
Val: "You've been to jail?"
Fletcher: "Only in Monopoly."
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incorrectspquotes · 2 months ago
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Melissa: Put Stepahnie on the phone. Desmond: She’s pretty big. Wouldn’t it be easier to put the phone on her?
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incorrectspquotes · 2 months ago
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You can be a homicidal madwoman and hilarious at the same time, you know
-Razzia
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incorrectspquotes · 2 months ago
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Dai: I believe you said your childhood experience was satisfactory? Fletcher: No, you misheard me. I said it was 'a sadness factory'.
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incorrectspquotes · 2 months ago
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Melissa and Desmond probably: How can someone say that Stephanie is evil? She's the most precious, soft little soul.
Valkyrie (wiping blood off her face): Yeah, I'm adorable.
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