#source: dcau

[incorrect-losers]

Bill: *Reading the ending for his upcoming book*

Bill: What do you think, Stan?

Stan: You could publish that… or to save time, you could drop knock-out gas on all your readers

Mike: I for one, hung on every word

Bill: (:

Mike: Still, I’ll see to it that pillows and blankets are included for those who may require them

Stan & Mike: *high five*

[hersheysmcboom]

(After hela is freed and meets the Mandarin)

Wenwu: if only she hadn’t wanted you, YOU WHO ONLY LOVED YOUR DOGS AND KNIVES !!

Hela: wrong, I loved two people in my life, and now they’re both gone.

[goodoldfashionedengineer]

"WHO'S THAT BATFAMILY MEMBER?"

IT'S JASON TODD

"IT'S TERRY MCGINNIS!"

FUCK!

[dcau-incorrect-quotes]

Huntress: Are you single?

The Question: “Single” is a word the government created to give citizens tax disadvantages

The Question; If you’re asking me if i’m lonely, the answer is yes

[poltergeistsidekick]

I need some more fic content for my f/o's expeditiously, I'm tired of the same obsecure fics and headcanons from 4 years ago. 😩😩I need FOOD please writers I'm begging you. Anyone taking requests or even commissions please let me know I'm fucking starving. I'm not that confident about my writing but fuck it I might have to do it myself

[sidecharactersdomatter]

Kid that walks up to Guy Gardner after he defeated a villain: Can I have your autograph?

Guy: Eh sure

*Guy signs the notebook page and hands it back to the kid*

Kid, eagerness quickly turns to disappointment: I thought you were Booster Gold…

[yukii0nna]

I just can't get this quote out of my head. Curse my weird memory! This is also none canon I think

After Chandra is unsealed

Chandra: Hello did we win? Is everyone safe? How long was I asleep? Why does the air feel different?

Everyone there nods

The Question: You were out for a few hundred years. During which Magic was villainized before it was believed to be a myth. The earth fairies now want revenge on the humans. And the less you find out about pollution of the water and sky, the better. We're sorry .

Chandra: What?!

Everyone glares at him

The Question: What? I thought that was what the nod was for.

@zexal-club @kousaka-ayumu @punkeropercyjackson @insomniac-jay @lovelyllamasblog @liviavanrouge

[themoonking]

where did fandom get the idea that tim drake's parents were leaving him 100% alone in a mansion with no food no adults no et cetera when they went out of the country? unless my memory is wrong, or there's some alternate version of his origin that i can't find on any fanwiki (and please correct me if there is), he was left in a boarding school. and while there's a point to be made about the negative effects boarding schools can have on children's mental health, boarding school is still viewed as perfectly normal, especially for upper class families like the drakes. so where did "the drakes were criminally neglectful and never cared about tim" come from and how did it become such a widespread idea?

[kstarlitchaotics]

‘BATMAN CAPED CRUSADER’ is described as “everything that Bruce Timm wanted to do in ‘BATMAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES’ but because it ran on a kid’s channel, he wasn’t able to do it.”

(Source: https://t.co/9gCP2ZTdiJ)

[robingivesmemagic]

i love that one dcau style superboy so much hes so sillyyy

[waterfire1848]

Diana: I’m used to being the only girl, I’m used to always fighting for a place at the table.

Shayera: Well, you’re not the only girl at the table anymore. We work on a team that’s mainly men. We gotta have each other’s backs, okay?

Diana: You saying you have my back?

Shayera: Yeah, I got your back.

[ Diana smiles. ]

Shayera: Don’t smile.

Diana: I thought we were having a moment.

Shayera: Moment’s over.

[incorrectcartoonquotes]

Jess: I really like this whole “good guy, bad guy” thing you guys have going on.

Selina: it’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Karen isn’t.

[appendingfic]

Me watching Justice League and realizing how many plotlines require me to have watched the Superman animated series or Batman the Animated Series and maybe one or two others I can’t remember if they existed

Me: it’s YOU

Me: YOU did this!

[brokenhardies]

🤍 share something about Amber you've been thinking about recently

Not necessarily Amber herself, but bc the Emissary Verse isn't enough of an xover as is...

The Moon Knight system is technically the Emissary Verse's equivalent of the Spectre! Both are humans resurrected by mystical forces, have a similar suit (as Moon Knight specifically) and a similar... harsh attitude to crime (I could not see the Moon Knight system or Khonsu approving of some of the shit that Raguel does).

Steven even picks the name Spectre for himself after Amber discovers another alter who takes the name Mr Night. He bases it off the white costume reminding him of a ghost, before deciding on the name Spectre!

[dcau-incorrect-quotes]

Bruce, when he first became batman: I started off by making a map of all the crime sightings that have happened in Gotham during the last 5 years to see if there was a pattern.

Bruce, pointing to a map completely filled with pins: That led me to this. There are so many criminals. No one should live here

[august-anon]

i did in fact finally manage to start my 3rd tktober fic of the year last night after posting this lol. it is not finish but i DID start it and thats something dskfjhf

how does one.

write