#source: dcau

[incorrect-losers]

Bill: *Reading the ending for his upcoming book*

Bill: What do you think, Stan?

Stan: You could publish that… or to save time, you could drop knock-out gas on all your readers

Mike: I for one, hung on every word

Bill: (:

Mike: Still, I’ll see to it that pillows and blankets are included for those who may require them

Stan & Mike: *high five*

[hersheysmcboom]

(After hela is freed and meets the Mandarin)

Wenwu: if only she hadn’t wanted you, YOU WHO ONLY LOVED YOUR DOGS AND KNIVES !!

Hela: wrong, I loved two people in my life, and now they’re both gone.

[goodoldfashionedengineer]

"WHO'S THAT BATFAMILY MEMBER?"

IT'S JASON TODD

"IT'S TERRY MCGINNIS!"

FUCK!

[dcau-incorrect-quotes]

Huntress: Are you single?

The Question: “Single” is a word the government created to give citizens tax disadvantages

The Question; If you’re asking me if i’m lonely, the answer is yes

[poltergeistsidekick]

I need some more fic content for my f/o's expeditiously, I'm tired of the same obsecure fics and headcanons from 4 years ago. 😩😩I need FOOD please writers I'm begging you. Anyone taking requests or even commissions please let me know I'm fucking starving. I'm not that confident about my writing but fuck it I might have to do it myself

[sidecharactersdomatter]

Kid that walks up to Guy Gardner after he defeated a villain: Can I have your autograph?

Guy: Eh sure

*Guy signs the notebook page and hands it back to the kid*

Kid, eagerness quickly turns to disappointment: I thought you were Booster Gold…

[yukii0nna]

I just can't get this quote out of my head. Curse my weird memory! This is also none canon I think

After Chandra is unsealed

Chandra: Hello did we win? Is everyone safe? How long was I asleep? Why does the air feel different?

Everyone there nods

The Question: You were out for a few hundred years. During which Magic was villainized before it was believed to be a myth. The earth fairies now want revenge on the humans. And the less you find out about pollution of the water and sky, the better. We're sorry .

Chandra: What?!

Everyone glares at him

The Question: What? I thought that was what the nod was for.

@zexal-club @kousaka-ayumu @punkeropercyjackson @insomniac-jay @lovelyllamasblog @liviavanrouge

[themoonking]

where did fandom get the idea that tim drake's parents were leaving him 100% alone in a mansion with no food no adults no et cetera when they went out of the country? unless my memory is wrong, or there's some alternate version of his origin that i can't find on any fanwiki (and please correct me if there is), he was left in a boarding school. and while there's a point to be made about the negative effects boarding schools can have on children's mental health, boarding school is still viewed as perfectly normal, especially for upper class families like the drakes. so where did "the drakes were criminally neglectful and never cared about tim" come from and how did it become such a widespread idea?

[kstarlitchaotics]

‘BATMAN CAPED CRUSADER’ is described as “everything that Bruce Timm wanted to do in ‘BATMAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES’ but because it ran on a kid’s channel, he wasn’t able to do it.”

(Source: https://t.co/9gCP2ZTdiJ)

[styxtrixmix]

Bart: I want to eat a cloud...

Tim: Bart, you can't eat clouds-

Cass: Let's go get cotton candy!

Kon: *going to grab a piece of cloud and TTK it back to the ground for Bart to eat*

[waterfire1848]

Diana: I’m used to being the only girl, I’m used to always fighting for a place at the table.

Shayera: Well, you’re not the only girl at the table anymore. We work on a team that’s mainly men. We gotta have each other’s backs, okay?

Diana: You saying you have my back?

Shayera: Yeah, I got your back.

[ Diana smiles. ]

Shayera: Don’t smile.

Diana: I thought we were having a moment.

Shayera: Moment’s over.

[incorrectcartoonquotes]

Jess: I really like this whole “good guy, bad guy” thing you guys have going on.

Selina: it’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Karen isn’t.

[brokenhardies]

🤍 share something about Amber you've been thinking about recently

Not necessarily Amber herself, but bc the Emissary Verse isn't enough of an xover as is...

The Moon Knight system is technically the Emissary Verse's equivalent of the Spectre! Both are humans resurrected by mystical forces, have a similar suit (as Moon Knight specifically) and a similar... harsh attitude to crime (I could not see the Moon Knight system or Khonsu approving of some of the shit that Raguel does).

Steven even picks the name Spectre for himself after Amber discovers another alter who takes the name Mr Night. He bases it off the white costume reminding him of a ghost, before deciding on the name Spectre!

[appendingfic]

Me watching Justice League and realizing how many plotlines require me to have watched the Superman animated series or Batman the Animated Series and maybe one or two others I can’t remember if they existed

Me: it’s YOU

Me: YOU did this!

[dcau-incorrect-quotes]

Bruce, when he first became batman: I started off by making a map of all the crime sightings that have happened in Gotham during the last 5 years to see if there was a pattern.

Bruce, pointing to a map completely filled with pins: That led me to this. There are so many criminals. No one should live here

[superectojazzmage]

My Adventures With Superman is honestly a really impressively good example of how you can make an adaptation radically different and new while still doing justice to the source material by just approaching said source from a place of love and respect. The show is unabashedly and upfrontly meant to be a very explorative and experimental take on Superman that does the classic premise in new ways, revamped for another time and medium.

So many of the characters, designs, aesthetics, and world feel so extremely unfamiliar and unlike “traditional” Superman. But it still FEELS like Superman. The core, the spirit, the SOUL is absolutely and unmistakably there. The characters are all incredibly in-character and instantly recognizable. The plotting and writing feels straight off the page of the comic.

Even with major reinventions, this is so obviously and clearly Superman. Not some hoary “deconstruction” or obnoxiously self-aware “parody”, it’s just unabashedly honest-to-God played absolutely straight Superman. Even through all the changes, it’s that same classic, undistilled, nostalgic vibe of a Superman comic with Clark as a lovable, goofy guy with powers trying to be an example to the world, fighting crazy bad guys, helping old ladies across the street, and winking to the reader after Lois and Jimmy fail to see through his disguise yet again before cringing because Perry yelled at him for calling Perry “chief” again.

Hot, overeager tomboy Lois Lane is a bit different from usual but she’s so clearly still that same gorgeous would-be star reporter that every Superman falls in love with. Jimmy has been reimagines as kooky conspiracy buff, but he’s still ultimately Superman’s Pal who gets into wacky situations by virtue of being Superman’s Pal. Perry, Lombard, Ronnie, and Cat are all very different from the comics superficially — hell, Ronnie has had his gender flipped — but they are all still instantly recognizable as the same eccentric bunch of newsfolk they were there. Livewire and the Intergang members are all totally changed but at their center, they’re the same; same powers and gimmicks, etc.. Dr. Ivo is now a douchey techbro and yet he’s still fulfilling the very same role he does in the comics as a self-centered mad scientist who creates things that spiral beyond his control. Even Parasite, the most radically altered of all to the point of no longer being sentient, is still identifiable as his core concept of a monster that feeds on the lifeforce of others and becomes more powerful as he does, while also weakening when he can’t do so.

I really, really like it. It’s a wonderfully imaginative and well-put-together take on a very old series that really brings the concept into the modern age in a way that hasn’t really been done successfully outside the comics since the DCAU back in the 90s and early 2000s. People writing Superman or just superhero fiction in general should absolutely take notes from this show.