#source: a commercial

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Nora: Hey Ren! Give me a pizza with extra Cheese!

Ren: Extra cheese ...

Nora: And hold the Tomato Sauce!

Ren: Hold the Tomato sauce?

Nora: And Hold the Crust!

Ren: Hold the Crust!?

Ren: Ey! Jauney! Gimme a cheese with Nothin'

Jaune: Nothin'?

Pyrrha: Now, You can have the best part of the Pizza, without the Pizza!

Pyrrha: Polly-O String Cheese® Individually Wrapped Cheese Snacks!

~~~~~

Nora: A PIZZA WITHOUT THE PIZZA! THAT'S SO STUPID!

Pyrrha: I know.

Jaune: that's ridiculous, I mean, Cheese can make or break a pizza, but a good cheese won't save Bad Crust and Sauce!

Pyrrha: I know.

Ren: It's a Disgrace, A Disgrace I Tell you! Just cheap Mozzarella! that's not even that great of a snacking Cheese! Why Not Cheddar? Why not an Edam of some kind?!?!

Pyrrha: You all said you wanted to be in an Advertisement. That's how those go.

Jaune: Seriously! Two days of the same thing over and over! With practically no changes in between the shoots! If any!

Pyrrha: Yes. That's how those go.

[thealtoduck]

*BatCat!Bro doing another commercial cause third times the charm*

Dick: Jason, are you sure about this?

Jason: Yeah, trust me on this one.

*Take 1*

BatCat!Bro: Kraft Mac & Cheese. It’s like my bathrobe and slippers had a baby on my tongue.

Director: Cut!

*Take 5*

BatCat!Bro: Kraft Mac & Cheese. If your parents don’t buy it stop loving them.

Director: No!

*Take 7*

BatCat!Bro: You’ll take it to the freshman dance and you’ll get to first base.

Director: What?!

*Take 16*

BatCat!Bro: You guys Wrexham fans?

Director: Please stop.

*Take 20*

BatCat!Bro: So good, you’ll want to fire your grandma.

Director getting annoyed: Cut!

*Take 23*

BatCat!Bro: Like laying in a warm wet bed… that you are not ashamed of.

Director: Holy shhh-

*Take 31*

BatCat!Bro: If you don’t like it I’ll fucking find you.

Director: Whoa! Whoa!

*Behind the scenes*

Director: Why won’t he just say the line?

Jason: This might be my fault. I can fix this.

*Jason walks over to BatCat!Bro and leans down*

Jason: Hey Bud!

Jason, whispering: Listen, you need to get it the- *censored swearing and threats*…

*Take 32*

BatCat!Bro: Kraft Mac & Cheese. Help Yourself… And never stop loving your parents. *Smiles*.

[incorrect-sabriel-quotes]

Sam, handing a cup to Gabriel: Here's your coffee, just the way you like it. Black, with a splash of cream and twenty four sugars.

Gabriel: *Takes a sip*

Gabriel: *Spits it out in disgust*

Gabriel: One of these is a splenda!!

[inevitablemoment]

(In a new timeline, all five of the Lords in Black are being released as a toy collection)

Nibbly: Buy us, oh buy us, oh bus us, we beg. For if you don't buy us, we'll bite you in the leg.

Tinky: Buy us

Pokey: At once

Blinky: A bundle of charms

Wiggly: For if you don't buy us, we'll break both your arms.

[tinderbox210]

For science and fic research purposes 😏

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Gamzee promotes Faygo

GAMZEE: OkAy BuDdY! WhAt Do YoU tHiNk Of FaYgO?

KARKAT: NEVER TASTED IT.

KARKAT: [GETS SHOT BY CANNON]

GAMZEE: [PoInTs SaId CaNnOn ToWaRd ThE oThEr TrOlLs]

GAMZEE: NoW. WhAt Do YoU tHiNk Of FaYgO? 

GAMZEE: ThIs MaChInE wIlL mAkE yOu WaNt FaYgO. :o)

TEREZI: NOT M3! 1LL-

TEREZI: [H34RS GU1LLOT1N3 DROP]

TEREZI: -...H4V3 4 GL4SS R1GHT NOW.........

VRISKA: I’ve got four aces! Can you 8eat that?

GAMZEE: I’vE gOt A bOtTlE oF fAyGo!

VRISKA: [Gets shot]

GAMZEE: NoThInG bEaTs FaYgO! :o) 

[therighthandofvengeance]

liquor, liquor lips

[koskela-knights]

One of the underappreciated gags of the Koskela ads is the big image/text saying one thing and then the small text contradicting or debunking the statement of the big text

[moonypears-blog]

Sofia: So, Mr Cedric and I don't really feel like continuing because we're both pretty freaked out.

Cedric: Well, you're freaked out. I'm not freaked out.

Sofia: He's freaked out.

Cedric: No, no, I am greatly disturbed.

[pupshine-funtime]

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My personal thoughts are that Steven and Connie are sibbies and both flips :3 They would definitely take care of each other whenever the other is regressed !! I also believe Connie would take on a big sister role tho if they were smol together :D and I think Stevonnie would be an independent [perhaps middle?] regressor!!!

[syncopatedid]

I am watching all the Link Click endorsed CMs, Part 5: Link Click X 华帝 VATTI Induction & gas cooker dual purpose stove

(It's the perfect pairing, geddit?) Come to overthink, this is probably the most AU version of the lot, the one where their studio has a kitchen.

[largishcat]

genuinely so weirded out by people who don’t mind being advertised to. i was talking to my friend about adblockers and they were like “but if you never see ads how do you know what to buy” like WHAT are you talking about since WHEN do we trust companies to give an accurate description of their own products and obviously i shop by looking at reviews on reddit like a normal person

[futuristichedge]

Let's hear it for miserable monday, terrible tuesday, wretched wednesday, thrashing thursday, and flattening friday!!!

[the-busy-ghost]

Wow I can't believe I've been missing my daily subscription to the 'End-Times News', that definitely doesn't sound like something straight out of a satirical fantasy novel

[quatregats]

Still unbelievably annoyed at my good friend Cecil Scott for not actually bothering to know anything about Ferrol when he wrote that story. Literally I feel like Ferrol in the late 1700s is the ideal place to talk about the decline and fall of the Spanish sea empire which I feel like he would love to talk about

[incorrectvoyagerquotes]

Harry Kim: They're like those Jimmy Buffet fans. You know, the Pecker Heads.

Tom Paris: That's 'Parrot Heads,' Harry.