#koskela commercials

[koskela-knights]

Behind The Scenes

[pillowsketch]

Fuck the Government, we have bolt cutters

[freshydip]

just finished alan wake 2 and wanted to share my favorite part of the entire 30 hour experience

[velvetjune]

“Hiking through the scenic Elderwood National Park. Fishing in the crystal clear waters of Bright Falls Dam. Bird watching at majestic Mirror Peak. The tour of a lifetime is just one phone call away!”

— Alan Wake 2

[sweeetestcurse]

Ilmo Koskela 01/??

[queenofbaws]

i have the most pounding headache (again) and it's past my bedtime but i've been dipping back into alan wake ii and lord help me, forgive the brainrot, but every time i run across one of the koskela brothers' commercials all i can think is "man. i...i wonder.......i wonder if the hacketts......have......local.........commercials.............for the family businesses................."

[captainpissofff]

"you think of everything"

[koskela-knights]

Fave Jaakko Parade Moments

[thehouzekat]

Koskela brothers from my favorite commercials of theirs.

Still trying to finish 100 heads…these are 67/68

[thechibi]

We have boltcutters!

[ilkkawhat]

i implore everyone to watch at least one koskela brothers commercial while high. weird nostalgia vibe they give me times ten, and like I have this feeling while sober too but there's always been something about the koskelas that have made me feel like i've known them for years in a beloving way; seeing these videos with all the corny, over the top and bad acting with jaakko's deadpans with some peppered corpsing in between (no pun intended at all, seriously it's not a-moose-ing) just bubbles me over with a warm, fuzzy, eclectic feeling like no other

[autumn0689]

I LOVE THE KOSKELA BROTHERS!!!!!!!

I love these two little dudes (who happen to run a Cult) and are so passionate (well, moreso Ilmo) about what they do and that they protect the townsfolk. I’m so sad that Jaakko was killed, especially with how grief stricken Ilmo was. Especially with the last Koskela Commercial.

I remember before the game came out I was a bit unsure on any new characters, I have to admit I wasn’t sure what I would think of the brothers, but after I saw the first commercial I fell in love.

Alan Wake 2 has such good characters and an amazing story. Hope we see more of them in the DLCs or something.

[koskela-knights-rb]

People are quick to ignore that BOTH Jaakko and Rose fought off the Darkness and killed to protect their town. Are we forgetting that Jaakko is co-leader of the Cult of the Fucking Tree? Oh right, yeah the Cult was no longer relevant after the FBC showed up so I guess that makes it easier to ignore and forget. With that same logic Jaakko would definitely defend any kid he’d have to look after. Especially becos he has own kids and knows how dangerous it can get at night.

If people bother to look through the Kalevala Knights Workshop and Coffee World notes u’d also see that Jaakko is the more level headed and rational one. More so than Rose dare I say.

In the profiling of Saga, Jaakko literally tells Ilmo that Family Comes First.

WHO IS THE GREATEST BABYSITTER IN BRIGHT FALLS?

A new round of polls, because I had a blast with the "fist fight" one a while back. This poll, just like the last, will be done first for the characters of CONTROL, then Alan Wake, and eventually we pit the winners from each against each other.

SO, let us begin. And this time, the question is:

(feel free to leave your reasoning in the tags/comments)

[beefgnawpolis]

Fuck the government! We have bolt cutters!

Since it went on sale for 30bux+10 more for the deluxe upgrade I finally got Alan Wake 2. I am delighted to report that despite seeing gifs and screenshots and memes and shit all over my dash from the day this game dropped and verily, actually having played two whole hours of this game previously, I still don't know shit about what's actually happening here!

Also I just saw my first Koskela Brothers commercial and laughed myself into a fit of hiccups.

(yes I played my 2-hours PS Plus trial but that was so long ago I Forgor what I was doing; also in the interest of getting as much game played as possible in my 2 allotted hours I just kinda powerslid through the plot without checking a lot of side stuff)

[amiracleilluminated]

that last koskelas commercial, huh

[therealtsk]

Hm, yeah according to this data we're all still traumatized about this