#source: Tangled
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dwobbitfromtheshire · 3 months ago
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Steve: I'm so sorry, Eddie.
Eddie: *sigh* Edward.
Steve: What?
Eddie: My full name is Edward. Someone might as well know.
Steve: I have magic hair that glows and heals me when I sing.
Eddie: What?!
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incorrectquotesmcu · 4 months ago
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[Loki appears]
Carol: Who's that?
Natasha: He doesn't like us.
[Ultron appears]
Carol: Who's that?
Tony: He doesn't like us either.
[Thanos appears]
Carol: Who's that?!
Steve: Let's just assume for the moment that everyone here doesn't like us!
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Non-Crow!Rook: I met someone. Their faction leader: Yes, the abomination assassin. I'm so proud.
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theocddiaries · 25 days ago
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Shadow: I've seen and learned so much… I even met someone. Gerald: Yes, that poor excuse of a hedgehog. I'm so proud. Come on. Shadow: Professor, wait, I think--I think he likes me. Gerald: Likes you? Please, Shadow, that's demented! This is why you never should have left, this just proves you're too naive to be here. Why would he like you? Look at you! You think that he's impressed? Don't be a dummy.
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Peter: All right, listen! I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. Here comes the smolder. *Makes a seductive face*  Stiles: *continues to stare at him sternly*  Peter:...This is kind of an off-day for me. This doesn't normally happen.
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stardust948 · 3 months ago
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[Ozai and Azula standing in front of a mirror]
Ozai, resting a hand on her shoulder: Azula, do you know what I see?
Ozai: I see a powerful fierce Firelord. The greatest who ever lived.
Azula: *Smiles*
Ozai: Oh look, you're here too.
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shy-urban-hobbit · 6 months ago
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Cat King: All right, listen! I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. Here comes the smolder. *Makes a seductive face*
Edwin: *continues to stare at him sternly*
Cat King:...This is kind of an off-day for me. This doesn't normally happen.
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nerdasaurus1200 · 5 months ago
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Inspired by @witchlingcirce
Jinx: *gasps horrified and rips her wanted poster off a wall* Oh no….nononono, this is bad. This is very very bad. This is REALLY bad!
Jinx: They just can’t get my eyes right!
Sevika: Who cares?
Jinx: Well that’s easy for you to say! *gestures to Sevika’s wanted poster* You look amazing!
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Cassandra: Caitlyn, look in that mirror. You know what i see? I see a strong, confident, beautiful young woman.
Caitlyn: *smiles*
Cassandra: Oh look, you’re here too!
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incorrectrivals · 25 days ago
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Taggie: So I have made the decision to trust you.
Rupert: A horrible decision, really.
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starlightshadowsworld · 9 months ago
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The Fallen King
Beast Dazai: standing infront of a mirror Atsushi, you know what I see?
Beast Atsushi: No sir.
Beast Dazai: I see a strong, smart and exceptional young man.
Beast Atsushi: smiles
Beast Dazai: Oh look you're here too.
Beast Atsushi: smile fades
Beast Dazai: amused You didn't think I was referring to you, did you? Scoffs, condescending voice Oh Atsushi, a mindless mutt could take your job if it wanted too. You're no one special, that's what I see. Do you see it?
Beast Atsushi:.. Yes, yes I do I see someone unremarkable and pathetic beside you, you who no one can hold a candle to.
Beaat Dazai: grins Aw thanks Atsushi, who knows there might be hope for you yet.
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incorrect-legendborn-quotes · 9 months ago
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Bree: So I have made the decision to trust you. Sel: A horrible decision, really.
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autisticzenitsu · 8 months ago
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Kaigaku: How did you find me? Zenitsu: Oh, it was easy, really. I just listened for the sound of complete and utter betrayal and followed that.
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theocddiaries · 24 days ago
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Gerald: Oh, Shadow, you know I hate leaving you after a fight... Especially when I've done absolutely nothing wrong.
Shadow: I've been thinking a lot about what you said earlier--
Gerald: I hope you're not still talking about the stars.
Shadow: Yes! I'm leading up to that--
Gerald: Because I really thought we dropped the issue, my boy.
Shadow: Professor, I'm just saying, you think I wouldn't be able to handle myself out there--
Gerald: I know you won't be able to handle yourself out there.
Shadow: But if you just--
Gerald: We're done talking about this.
Shadow: Trust me! I know what I'm--
Gerald: Shadow.
Shadow: Come on, just listen--
Gerald: Enough with the stars! You are not leaving this facility! Ever!
Shadow [drops his ears]
Gerald: Great. Now I'm the bad guy...
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Raph: You were my new dream. Mona Lisa: And you were mine.
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cyber-streak-2 · 1 year ago
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*Overlord appears*
Rodimus: Who’s that?
Megatron: He doesn’t like me.
*Tarn appears*
Rodimus: Who’s that?
Megatron: He doesn’t like me, either.
*Deathsaurus appears*
Rodimus: Who’s that?
Megatron: Let’s just assume for the moment that everyone here doesn’t like me!
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