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Dongjae: If I punched myself and it hurt, does that make me weak or strong?
Yeojin: Weak!
Shimok: Strong, because you felt it.
Eunsoo: Coward. Use a knife.
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sam takes darlin to a solaire winter solstice event at some point and they're super nervous about meeting everyone because it's not like they have the best reputation among vampires (also lots of people scary) but pretty much the whole clan is immediately obsessed with them and spends the majority of the night clustered around darlin not only because they're very curious about this hot buff werewolf sam is seeing but also because it's cold and darlin radiates body heat so they're nice and warm
sam is just in the corner like ......they hijacked my wolf 😑😑😑
#one of my most cherished headcanons is that vampires don't retain heat well so they love any source of warmth#vincent and lovely buying a heated blanket and snuggling under it for cozy times#sam loves to hold darlin always but especially when it's cold out#redacted asmr#redacted darlin#redacted sam#redacted audio#redacted solaire clan
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Honey: "We didn't even have a real wedding, we just went down to the courthouse on a Thursday."
Guy: "The judge sentenced me to life with no chance of parole."
Honey: "You begged me to marry you."
Guy: "It's true, I did."
#source: modern family#i think!!#idk tho#obsidia is incorrect#heheh#the woof boys#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redacted asmr guy#redacted asmr honey#guy x honey
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Vega: I think the words you're looking for are "I surrender"
Gavin: The words I'm looking for I can't say because Caelum is present
#Redacted ASMR#Redacted Gavin#incorrect quotes#redacted incorrect quotes#Redacted Vega#Redacted Audio#Redacted Caelum#source: Toy Story 3
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(again, spoilers) pls i have to--
also vindemiator, he’s not dead-
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redacted memes#redacted vega#redacted lasko#redacted vindemiator#redacted gavin#meme source is from the heathers--#it oddly fits lmao#vega's a menace yet he slayyyy#well deserved tbh#but cant imagine the fact vindemiator isnt gonna get any sleep again after-/lh#redacted fanart
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a list of things guy redacted has said irl
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#redacted asmr#redacted sam#as are their partners though so...#redacted freelancer#their storylines are also sources of so much angst#.... *hugs*#redacted starlight
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Firm believer that only things confirmed in text are canon. If you have to go to a writers twitter or look up an interveiw or something to get information or confirmation on something then it doesnt count. Not only is it a cop-out (claiming you have lgbtq rep without actually having lgbtq rep for example) but not everyone has access to that or knows to look that up. If you make a mistake and publish it then thats a part of canon now babey!!
#not sure of this makes sense im not quite with it and words hard#like. i think clarifying things in the source material through interviews/social media counts as canon cos youre building on things already#there. but not adding or redacting things#egg.txt
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Vega,,,
#hes just so#also idk what the lighting is ok pretend theres a light source it looks cool#maybe its a fire#maybe its a flashlight#maybe its magic#who knows! i sure dont#anyways moral of the story vega has bery quickly become one of my favs and i love him dearly#my art#art#digital art#drawing#bluesart#fanart#fan art#redacted asmr#redacted vega#redactedverse#redactedasmr
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I legitimately don’t care what other people ship, but I do think that more people need to be willing to admit that “what I think needs to be canon” does in fact equal “fanon” or “a headcanon” and that sometimes it’s just not going to happen. Either learn how to deal with that or stop engaging with the piece of media that is making you angry.
#i really don't care if you're happy with the source material but like#there's a difference between 'oh hey i think these two characters should kiss'#and 'canon is doing it wrong because this one character expressed feelings one time and it triggered something i like and therefore canon is#wrong because it did not ever follow through on this thing that i like'#yes this is about REDACTED#criticizing media and being angry at media is different in my head fyi#go ahead and criticize away#ship whatever the fuck you want to ship#but like there are a lot of times i just don't vibe with a canon ship#so i get it#but some people just act so entitled and it's really annoying#anyway sorry for bringing this up i have enough people blocked that i'm only hearing about this shit second or thirdhand but yeah#sometimes i want to say things
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Narrator: "Despite his criminal mind, THIS man is behaving well."
Narrator: "His reward is the canoe. This time he can sit in the canoe for up to an hour."
[REDACTED]: :)
#source: tiktok#redacted#narrator#weapons drawn narrator#weapons drawn#tmp#redacted trivia murder party#trivia murder party#jackbox party pack#jackbox#jackbox party games#jackbox games#incorrect quotes#incorrect jackbox quotes
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i don’t know if someone has already said this, but:
vincent and lovely as hades and persephone
#source: i had a dream last night that abby lee miller told me i was the reincarnation of persephone#redacted vincent#redacted lovely#redacted audio#redacted asmr#solaire clan
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darlin and milo both find euphemisms and innuendos extremely funny and sometimes during pack meetings they'll be quietly giggling like little gremlins and whispering "that's what she said" to each other any time someone says something that could be even vaguely construed as dirty
#my source is milos first prey vid and the fact that darlin is a menace <3#redacted asmr#redacted darlin#redacted milo
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coming soon to a valentine’s day near u.

#it’s like bloodstream but better#source?#just trust me bro#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted alexis#redacted asmr alexis#redacted audio alexis#redacted vincent#redacted asmr vincent#redacted audio vincent#redacted sam#redacted asmr sam#redacted audio sam#redacted darlin#redacted asmr darlin#redacted audio darlin#redacted solaire clan#honeyglass’s handiworks
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Damien: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?
Freelancer: Yes.
Damien: I was hula hooping. Huxley and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.
Freelancer: Oh, my God.
Damien: I've mastered all the moves. [Shows photos on phone] The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.
Freelancer: Why are you telling me this?
Damien: Because no one will ever believe you. [Deletes photos from phone]
Freelancer: You sick son of a b!+*&
#source: brooklyn 99#Redacted ASMR#Redacted Damien#Redacted Freelancer#Redacted Audio#incorrect quotes#redacted incorrect quotes#Damien#Freelancer
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Alright, I'm saying it in plain text: I miss Adam. He was so simple! His whole mindset was "tasty + fun to torture = want". No bigger plans, no manipulation, not a thought behind those red eyes. I want the simplicity back - I am tired (yet again, because of course we've already talked about this) of the bigger or more complicated problems.
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#adam positivity#????#tw vent#vent post#just to be sure#did the content get worse? no if anything it got better - deeper more meaningful more impactful#but I don't have the brain capacity for it#like#I still haven't watched Vega because he's annoying and I'd have to pay attention to the lore that might be entirely untrue#thank you if I wanted to figure out how one's agenda might affect their viewpoint of a certain narrative/event#I'd read analysis of written historical sources#/lh of course
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