#incorrect jackbox quotes

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"The average human was not meant to have this much lore."

- Cookie, talking about [REDACTED]

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^ [REDACTED]

Pomegranates are the most dramatic fruit ever.

Bitch you are a piece of fruit why does it look like I murdered you. Why do you leave my fingertips red and stained. Why do you run down my hands to my elbows when I tear you apart. Why must I rip your body into bloodied chunks to get what's inside of you. Why do you sound so lovely when I crack you open. Why must I eat you with a knife and my bare hands. Why is there so much of you and why is there never enough.

[minifridge44]

BRAND NEW INCORRECT QUOTE BATCH YAYYY

i haven’t done one of these in a while so all of these were just festering in my saved instagram posts 🙏

hope you enjoy 🤞

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[REDACTED] *On the phone with Gene* "Good news, I found someone to move the ambergris!"

Gene: "You did? Who?"

[REDACTED] "You're not gonna believe it, the Bidiots host. He works near the Quiplash place."

Gene: "Really? You found someone at Jackbox?"

[REDACTED] "Uh, don't be alarmed but pretty much everyone working at Jackbox is a criminal."

Gene: "Even Cookie Masterson?"

[REDACTED] "Are you kidding? Especially Cookie Masterson."

*Cookie is violently stabbing someone with a screw in the background.*

Source: Bob's Burgers

^ Every single one of them has committed at least ONE crime.

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^ [REDACTED]

real

[fablesanddreams]

Wolf: I like your top, Rae!

Caspian: I have a name, you know.

Rae: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this.

[warnerswilsons]

REDACTED: I can excuse murder, but I draw the line at identity theft

Schmitty: Uh, yeah. That actually checks out.

This is based on that one exchange in Community. I thought of it while planning out project I’ve yet to write.

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^ CANON

Redec

[daily-cookie-masterson]

I still have no motivation to draw, so take some funny Cookie Masterson incorrect quotes instead 😁

[minifridge44]

i know you guys were missing these 🤩

bonus very christophe image

goodbye

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Lord Tippet: *turns off lights* ...*turns them back on*

Lord Tippet: "Hello? Is everyone alright- GREAT MACE-WIELDING MINOTAUR KINGS!!!"

Narrator: "Who are you talking to?"

Lord Tippet: "Nobody, just practicing for next time." :)

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^

Redacted; “They got suit actors for the main animatronics, Freddy, Bonnie, and Chica.”

Schmitty, joking: “What about the cupcake?”

Redacted, dumbfounded: “Are you STUPID?!? What are they gonna do, put a chihuahua in there?”

(Source: Me and my sibling talking w my dad about the fnaf movie)

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[theburgertv]

[disembodiedvoicecrossover]

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