#incorrect jackbox quotes

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[REDACTED] *On the phone with Gene* "Good news, I found someone to move the ambergris!"

Gene: "You did? Who?"

[REDACTED] "You're not gonna believe it, the Bidiots host. He works near the Quiplash place."

Gene: "Really? You found someone at Jackbox?"

[REDACTED] "Uh, don't be alarmed but pretty much everyone working at Jackbox is a criminal."

Gene: "Even Cookie Masterson?"

[REDACTED] "Are you kidding? Especially Cookie Masterson."

*Cookie is violently stabbing someone with a screw in the background.*

Source: Bob's Burgers

^ Every single one of them has committed at least ONE crime.

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Pomegranates are the most dramatic fruit ever.

Bitch you are a piece of fruit why does it look like I murdered you. Why do you leave my fingertips red and stained. Why do you run down my hands to my elbows when I tear you apart. Why must I rip your body into bloodied chunks to get what's inside of you. Why do you sound so lovely when I crack you open. Why must I eat you with a knife and my bare hands. Why is there so much of you and why is there never enough.

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[calypsothedigeridoodle]

Guy Towers out here asking the important questions

[fablesanddreams]

Wolf: I like your top, Rae!

Caspian: I have a name, you know.

Rae: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this.

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real

[jamestsmirk]

REDACTED: I can excuse murder, but I draw the line at identity theft

Schmitty: Uh, yeah. That actually checks out.

This is based on that one exchange in Community. I thought of it while planning out project I’ve yet to write.

[daily-cookie-masterson]

I still have no motivation to draw, so take some funny Cookie Masterson incorrect quotes instead 😁

[theburgertv]

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^ CANON

Redec

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I just came up with Jackbox Games ship names and i have nowhere else to post them, and since you liked my ship name for the TMP Killer & The Keeper, Deathinition, i have decided to awaken from my Tumblr hibernation to share the fruits of my mind.

Fated Fortunes (TWOEP X Cookie)

Thoughts and Prayers (Mentalist X TWOEP)

Cake by the Ocean (Jack C. X Capt. Chuck)

Stadium Dome (Champ'd Up Host X Glargan)

Tipped Scales (Lord Tippet X Tournament Master)

Internet Cookies (Todd X Cookie)

Time Keeper (Jerri X The Keeper)

Branded Biscuits (Creepy Voice X Cookie)

Low-Poly Specs (DODE X Gene)

Bubbly Laughter (M. Bubz X Capt. Chuck)

Trashy Television (Nikolas X Rue)

Sharp Tongue (Nate X Elizbeth)

Suction Talks (Octoputtz X Talking Points Hostess)

Mothernaise (Mayonnaise X Mother [as in the one from msm, not the Earwax host, that would be M.O.T.H.E.R.N.A.I.S.E.])

DODElion (DODE X Dandelion)

Guyman (Guy X Buzz)

F.BID.I. (Guesspionage Host X Bidiots Host)

Monkey Business (Prof. Nanners [i know she's an ape] X M. Bubz)

HellLiar (Demon Relocation Specialist X Cookie)

Potato Chips (Word Spud Host X Cookie)

Pen Pals (Drawful Hostess X Todd)

Technical Mastercest (Cookie X Masterson, C.)

Lies and Flies (Cookie X Lars)

Buzzsaw (Buzz X TMP Killer)

Bombshell (Greg X Conche)

Money Hungry (Predatory Loans X binjpipe [the companies themselves, the spokespeople would be Corporate Loans]

Jackcule (The YDKJ hosts X each other)

Packcule (Hosts from the same pack X each other [ex: Packcule 9])

Startercule (TMP Killer X Tournament Master X Schmitty)

Naughtycule (take a wild guess)

I will be returning to Tumblr hibernation now, sorry, this site's graphical updates makes my eyes sting too much to use it actively.

^ That's a LOT of ships!

[disembodiedvoicecrossover]

(og post)

[majestydeerakuma]

-Small headcanon thing with Cookie and cats-

(Cookie, hosting YDKJ): Alright, it’s time for-

-Cat breaks into the room from a hole in the ceiling and lands on Cookie’s desk

(Cookie, excited): KITTYYYYY, EHEHEHEHE, KITTYYYYY

(Helen): Cookie, please get back to the game

(Cookie, petting the cat): Ehehe, kittyyyyy! I’m gonna bring you home

(Helen): N-no, Cookie, you already have two cats

(Cookie, holding the cat): I’m gonna call you Pepperoni

(Cat): Meow

(Cookie): Ehehe, kittyyyy :D

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Redacted; “They got suit actors for the main animatronics, Freddy, Bonnie, and Chica.”

Schmitty, joking: “What about the cupcake?”

Redacted, dumbfounded: “Are you STUPID?!? What are they gonna do, put a chihuahua in there?”

(Source: Me and my sibling talking w my dad about the fnaf movie)

[whocaresifwearecrazy]

TMP Incorrect Quote

REDACTED: Ah, what a beautiful day... FOR A PURSE-SNATCHING! *yoinks someone's purse and begins running away*

*The Dolls all gasp in surprise*

(get the source right and get a treat)

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