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Talking Points Hostess: Do you guys take constructive criticism?

Toby and Lena: No, we only take cash or credit

^

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Officer Jones: You’re under arrest for attempting to fit 4 people on a single motorcycle

Guy: Well damn

Schmitty: Wait, did you say four?

Officer Jones: Yes, four

Nate: …Oh my God

Cookie: Buzz fell off the motorcycle!

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OOOOOOoooooo, this is COOL!!!

I always had the idea of making some cards for Trivia Murder Party, because I really like the game despite me being bad at trivia. And today I finally made them an actual physical thing(for a Christmas gift to my brother). This is the Unofficial Trivia Murder Party Mutilations and Mutations Card Pack. (Possibly Volume 1, Idk)

Basically the idea is that before the game starts your group got to shuffle and deal out the cards randomly and you got to play Trivial Murder Party with whatever the card, that you received, gives you(like for blind you got to play without seeing the tv[or whatever the main part of the game is being shown on], or for Human Bank you got to go for the most money in the mini games and only awnser with money in the non-money mini games).

Might share the pages I made the cards out of somewhere, like Maybe my Ko-fi(but idk about my Kofi because I don't want to possibly get sued even though the cards don't mention Trivia Murder Party in them)

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Schmitty: "I know it seems unfair now, but someday when you're older and wiser, you'll be able to look back on all this..."

Schmitty: "...And get revenge."

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[REDACTED]: *is in front of a mirror*

[REDACTED]: *looks around to make sure nobody is watching*

[REDACTED]: *poofs into a doll* :)

Dot: *was secretly behind him*

Dot: "LMAO!"

[REDACTED]: !!!

[REDACTED]: *quickly turns back*

[REDACTED]: "YOU SAW NOTHING!!!"

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[REDACTED] *On the phone with Gene* "Good news, I found someone to move the ambergris!"

Gene: "You did? Who?"

[REDACTED] "You're not gonna believe it, the Bidiots host. He works near the Quiplash place."

Gene: "Really? You found someone at Jackbox?"

[REDACTED] "Uh, don't be alarmed but pretty much everyone working at Jackbox is a criminal."

Gene: "Even Cookie Masterson?"

[REDACTED] "Are you kidding? Especially Cookie Masterson."

*Cookie is violently stabbing someone with a screw in the background.*

Source: Bob's Burgers

^ Every single one of them has committed at least ONE crime.

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Dictionary Keeper: "I can't believe you were shot! With bullets!"

[REDACTED]: "I got shot in my bulletproof vest Babygirl, it's just a couple bruises, I'm okay."

Dictionary Keeper: "...Why don't they make better vests? That's not bulletproof!"

Dictionary Keeper: "That's like when you fall in the pool and your watch stops working! That's water-resistant!"

[REDACTED]: *pulls up his shirt while she's talking.*

Dictionary Keeper: "They should call it… bullet… resi…"

[REDACTED]: "I. Am just. Fine. See? Just a couple bruises."

Dictionary Keeper: *staring respectfully* O///O "H...How long do you have to... be taped up like this?"

[REDACTED]: "I dunno. A couple of days maybe."

Dictionary Keeper: "Oh... okay."

[REDACTED]: "You relaxed now?"

Dictionary Keeper: "Yeah, yeah. I'm relaxed."

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Nikolaus: "And there ain't NOTHIN' you can say to stop me!"

Dictionary Keeper: "Oh yeah?! What if I said..."

Dictionary Keeper: "Blargin fedibble no-hip!!!"

Nikolaus: !?

Nikolaus: "Well, I gotta admit, that slowed me down!"

Nikolaus: "BUT I'M STILL GOING FOR HIM!"

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^ These are so accurate, it's actually crazy.

Jackbox text post hell (these are very old oof)

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"The average human was not meant to have this much lore."

- Cookie, talking about [REDACTED]

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Binjpipe: Come down today and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn. AH-

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Schmitty: "We're lost."

Lord Tippet: "Lost? As in, 'Where the hell are we?'?"

Schmitty: "We're not totally lost! We're still in the office!"

Lord Tippet: "You said this was a shortcut!"

Schmitty: "It IS a shortcut! Look how fast we got lost!"

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^ I recognize some of these quotes! :D

Man I love messing around with the incorrect quote generator

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[REDACTED]: "I salute my fallen enemy!"

[REDACTED]: *blows a raspberry and laughs*

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While Schmitty and Cookie Get All the Recognition in Jackbox Games:

Guy: "What are you guys doing?" Buzz: "Like in life in general or-" Nate: "Not much. Why, what's up?" Guy: "I dunno, I’m bored playing AC." Nate: "Assassins Creed?" Guy: "Animals Creed." Buzz: "Assassins Crossing."

4:04 pm, 4/13/2024

^ Air Conditioner

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Cookie: Can you describe the women who stabbed you?

Faker: lithe, spirited, outgoing, and not afraid to speak her mind. She was a raw powerful force and she knew it. She was dandelion fluff on a summer day, gone in an instant, leaving you with nothing but the memory of her touch and the faint taste of strawberries on your lips

Cookie:...Ok so we have a motive but still no description.

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Lord Tippet: *turns off lights* ...*turns them back on*

Lord Tippet: "Hello? Is everyone alright- GREAT MACE-WIELDING MINOTAUR KINGS!!!"

Narrator: "Who are you talking to?"

Lord Tippet: "Nobody, just practicing for next time." :)