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Hey gang for those of you waiting for my return just letting you know that running the muppet joker account has put a very real strain on my real life marriage and I have decided to step away from the blog for the foreseeable future.

I have been talking to her and everone else in my personal life "in character" as the muppet joker so that my blog would be as true to life as possible. I have been wearing Joker makeup around the house, which at first she found funny, but now she can't even look at me. I started compulsively fantasizing about the muppets and it's ruining our sex life. I accidentally called her Kermit in the bedroom and she made me sleep on the couch for a week.

Our son turned one year old this year on July 5th, on the day of Dashcon 2. My wife begged and pleaded with me to stay home and celebrate his birthday, but I was stupid and selfish and had become completely taken over by the muppet joker persona at that point. I went. I returned home to an ultimatum. Its my family, or it's the muppet joker. I chose my family.

Sorry tumblr. I have failed you. I have failed my wife. I have failed my son. I have to go now, to be with them, and to watch my child grow up.

Goodbye, Homosapiens

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are we not feeling very pious today, brother lionel

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your boner is looking radiant tonight my liege

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Tumblr sent me a special email just to make sure I saw this picture of a dragon jacking off

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we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

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CHATGPT IS NOT A SEARCH ENGINE

CHATGPT IS NOT A SOURCE OF INFORMATION

CHATGPT IS NOT STUDY NOTES

CHATGPT IS NOT A WRITING TOOL

CHATGPT IS NOT YOUR FRIEND

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Your faggotry precedes you

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i went to the SCP website

 this shouldn’t be so funny to me

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you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!

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"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.

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So sorry to keep twitter posting but this had me dead

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can't wait to get age restrictions on youtube for being autistic. i'm not giving you my id google