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Illinois released all of the rejected applicants for the new state flag design contest, and I love so many of these that I have to share them lol.
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Hey guys, an extremely fucked up new crab just dropped! Look at them beady ol’ eyes!
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my second favorite thing in Nosferatu (1922) is when it cuts to the "werewolf" and it's a hyena with the saddest gentlest eyes you've ever seen
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People online often think all Brazilians live in a jungle with wild animais and I take offense with that except when I, living in a big city, get to see a monkey
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In the gay sex dungeon doing my crossword with a coffee, occasionally looking up with mild interest
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figured it would be nice to wrap up this sketch this weekend! :-) 🌟💛
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I really love the r/volcanoes subreddit because most of the posts are just people going "what if a Volcano exploded right now?" "What if twenty fucking Volcanoes exploded near you right now?"
#read a book series that centered sround a world after the “great eruption” (like 10 supervolcanoes all goimg off at the same time)#it was interesting. good start but kinda lost the plot and tried too hard by the end and OMG. the fact tbat one of the main characters#looses her boyfriend while the other two get to keep theirs???#so out of left field and unnecessary.#anyway.#obsidia talks shit
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some nikprice doodles based on @on-a-lucky-tide's fic over here
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I thought the Sergeant meant Garrick, then found out it was Soap at the end so LOL I had to change it XD
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straigbt up "under it" and by "it" well lets jusr say, my blankeys
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while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are
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underrated form of humor: just making shit up in past tense
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my brother works on a boat so when he rants about his job I can’t take it seriously because he keeps angrily referring to his boss as “captain”. like sorry ur having 19th century sailor problems my guy
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