#source : criminal minds

[sarcasm-and-stiles]

Derek: Those pants look great Y/N

Y/N: Thanks!

Derek: I bet they would look even better on Spencer’s floor

Spencer: Are you hitting on Y/N…for me?

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: *points gun at Bruce*

Bruce: I don't believe in guns.

Jason: Well, trust me, they're very real.

[ralvezfanatic]

Y/N, to Spencer while straddling his lap: Glasses stay on during sex.

Spencer, who was about to take his glasses off: Oh, um.. okay.

Y/N: Wait I meant that as in my glasses. I'm blind as fuck.

Spencer, slightly confused: Oh. *moves his hand to take his glasses off*

Y/N: Wait no, keep yours on too, they're super hot

Spencer, still confused and now flustered: ...

[bambinafangirls]

tara, pointing to reid: i want what he's on emily: the spectrum?

[dcvidsrossi]

Rossi: Well, I can't help it! I'm Italian! Flirting is part of my heritage!

Reid: What does that mean?

Emily, passing by with a cup of coffee: It means his father was a slut too.

[church-of-lilith]

smoking on the roof? they’re absolutely about to kiss here

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Agatha: You’re on speaker. Behave.

Y/N, over the phone: Or what? You’ll spank me?

Agatha:

[dontsh0vethesun]

Emily: Can I buy you a drink?

JJ: I have a boyfriend

Emily, counting coins out on the table: He can only get something small then

[mamaspidershit]

Peter: Ms. Nat, not that I don’t appreciate your efforts, but exactly where did the money for this come from? Natasha: I did a thing. Peter: A thing? Natasha: Best not talk about the thing. Peter: We’ll talk about the thing later.

[lilliejareau]

emily: if a beautiful girl disagrees with me i will immediately change my views. i have no principles.

JJ: maybe you should have principles

emily: you’re right maybe i should

[champagne-problems14]

*at the doctor's office*

Doctor: Well, Ms Prentiss, from my charts it seems you have a severe lack of iron in your bloodstream

Emily, pulling a clipboard out of nowhere: and from my charts it seems you have a severe lack of bitches in yo bed

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Viago: See this? This is my "I don't care" face. Crow!Rook: That's your normal face.

[harringroveera]

They never put Billy on speaker ever again

[angel-in-your-basement]

Sometimes self-care is just getting high and touching yourself while you watch Criminal Minds, ya know? 😌

[bambinafangirls]

*talking to william reid*

spencer, pointing to penelope: this girl here is more of a father to me than you

penelope: i’ve raised spencer since he was a pup

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

Even more ‘Pinterest being fucking unhinged’:

(Source: Paget Brewster’s Wife 69 on Pinterest)