#sorry fandom

[aerodaltonimperial]

this morning i drove my husband and daughter to the airport because they left on their summer trip to japan without me (sob), and the house is really quiet and i don't really know how to handle it because i haven't lived alone in 10 years? lol what the fuck is this, what do you MEAN i can do whatever i want??? it's a strange juxtaposition of already missing my baby and at the same time feeling like a real person again for the first time in over 4 years now that i'm not responsible for keeping a tiny human alive constantly. parenthood continues to be the most exhausting opposing emotions happening at the same time literally every day lmao

(two years ago, i went to a football game at my alma mater with a very long-time also-mom friend of mine. it was one of the first times i was away from my daughter since she was born. i cried in the stands. like, i fucking cried, because i felt like myself again, and i hadn't even realized how much i had missed all those parts of myself i had lost. last year, i visited @perhapswhoknowsvamp last summer, and it was the first time i spent even a NIGHT away from my kid. she was 3. i love my daughter more than i will ever be able to put into words, but NOBODY prepares you for how much of yourself you sacrifice when you have a baby. i think i saw someone say that every 5 years of your child's life, you can reclaim one hobby you used to have again. this feels correct. and it's honestly the most devastatingly difficult part of being a parent, for me.)

[bookwyrminspiration]

fitz: you're an elf, sophie.

sophie: (gasp) how do you know?

fitz: well, the antenna were kind of a dead giveaway-

i am losing my mind does this mean sophie was walking around the human world with antenna for seven years and everyone was like yeah no that's normal

wait if she manifested after the accident and her hospital stay and that's when the antenna appeared. what if whenever someone asked she was just like "ever since the accident they've been there...the hospital couldn't fix them..." or some shit like that. you know. because falling and hitting your head gives you antenna as we all know

i was having a perfectly normal day and then did this to myself

[riza-hawks-eye]

Vander's last words to Vi were "take care of Powder" and yet fandom still wants to insist that Vander never cared about Powder?????

[impossiblescissorspeachpaper]

I confess that every time I see your photo in my activity it gives me a micro heart attack because I think you are another person (a not so nice one) LOL

😂 the evil twin at it again. Don’t worry, apparently you’re not alone in those feelings lol

[fancywhen]

I want to do a Freakazoid au, but the fandom is dead.

lie, I'll do it anyway, I'll upload the previews

[leeseechkeens]

So about that hand rope cage he does..

TW//: YO SUGGESTIVE CONTENT THERE YALL

Im slightly sorry for this

He secretly wants to be a dorito chip for Ford

[tetriminas]

dating Miles Edgeworth headcanons (Miles Edgeworth x fem reader)

He leaves you for a man

[lejoursobre]

Global warming is wild isn't it? I mean? Warm and salty raindrops 24/7? specifically in Soho???

(I physically can't draw angst sorry I did my best here)

[hansoeii]

when 2022 me thought it would be fun to draw stede with a beard and a silly little curled up mustache and start calling him steard for the fun of it

AND NOW IT'S REAL

THEY DID IT

MY CREATION.

IT IS REAL. HOLY FUCK

[public-benches]

one of my favorite things in dunmeshi is how chilchuck turns out to be the guy in the party with the least to hide despite how much he goes out of his way to act all secretive. like the more we learn about everyone else it seems like they’ve all got like trauma or crimes or even just oddities that they don’t share explicitly not bc they’re hiding anything, but just because it’s never come up, or it’s too much of a hassle to explain, or it just didn’t occur to them. meanwhile, Normal Man Chilchuck is finding new gray hairs every morning because his friends want to know how old he is and his darkest secret is that his wife left him for being… too secretive. like up against a monster-phile, a dark mage, a circus attraction and Schrödinger’s cannibal, him making such a big deal out of having three adult kids is kinda epic

[nouverx]

Louise never heard about puppy love, cause they don't know that term in France 💔

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Lyrics are from Louise by TV Girl ! I was listening to it yesterday and that specific line on the second page screamed Alastor I just had to draw something about it

[camilleflyingrotten]

[locusfandomtime]

compilation of all the iconic insane mumbo jumbo posts

wanted to get them all in one place. feel free to add

[incandescent-mushroom]

House has definitely sent Wilson a dick pic or several but he sends them by email because they are both old men and the titles are things like ‘URGENT: please identify if lung cancer’ or ‘patient biopsy results - respond ASAP’ so that Wilson’s guilt complex makes him feel obligated to open each one just in case someone’s life is actually on the line

[civetcider]

[bob-soup]

I truly love how tumblr has kept parading the corpse of the supernatural fandom around as a way to share world news. it's like the town yeller using the court jester's bones to get attention when yelling the news