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The Sound of Music (1965) dir. Robert Wise
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I keep fish and sometimes breed them (free fish hack). At the moment I have some beautiful fellows that are getting up there in age, so it's time to create more.
I separate all of my fish by their gendies as soon as you can possibly tell them apart to keep the population of my tanks where I want it, and to prevent inbreeding (and all of the complications that stem from that). These lads have effectively never seen a girl.
When I added the female to continue their legacy, they didn't know what to do. So they did what any respectable man might do in that confusing situation: ignored her and continued having sex with each other.
So preoccupied with one another are they that I'm honestly not sure if they will ever include her in any way that matters. Their bloodline ends with gay sex, and tbh, I kinda love that for them.
The g in lgbtq stands for guppy. 馃寛
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back in my day we lost flappy bird
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Lmaoooo the vip badge on the dad
(People making the vid are Hmong, the ball toss to show interest is called pov pob)
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shout out to I will follow you into the dark for being the song of all time. death cab for cutie just nailed it. there's never been a song as much as I will follow you into the dark. it's so song. like?? hello?? if heaven and hell decide that they both are satisfied, illuminate the no's on their vacancy signs, if there's no one beside you when your soul embarks, I will follow you into the dark. that's all there is to it.
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Griffin's Winter Wonderland
Had an extremely rare snow day (that somehow didn't bring our entire infrastructure to a halt) and well...
Someone, despite having experienced snow before in his life, suddenly realized how much fun it is:
Meeka was also there, but less enthused about frolicking this time around.
I think what I've learned from this is that Griffin would go ham at a snowcone stand.
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the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world
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no offense but you guys need to learn the difference between someone implying their experience is universal and a post simply just not being about you
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I-80 highway through Wyoming. nicknamed The Sisters, for the three sets of hills that create an optical illusion of the road rising into the sky
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for a minute i definitely forgot that kanye west had changed his name to ye and was wondering why this accusatory headline was written in shakespearean language
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