#someone shut this man up

[cookiepie111]

I can't remember who said it but könig who has terrible timing with the things he says. It's nothing but slopy kisses, grunting and rubbing against each other, he's got you locked in his arms but it feels nice. He's so egear and you need him now " I've never been with a black girl before" huh? Is this why he's dating you? Just trying something different? No he's just terrible with words probably a little too exited for this" ugh alright get off me" shame his hold on your hips doesn't let up "stop looking at me with those sad eyes. You've killed the mood"

[wishing-stones]

Nightmare! What is your favorite thing about your guys and your least favorite thing?

(this one is a doozy, so I'm not writing it up to take a screenshot. You get quotation marks)

"Well, there certainly is much to consider, isn't there? Everyone has their strengths and their weaknesses, both in character and in combat. It is only natural for a leader to notice the drawbacks and perks of the people he leads.

With all of that in mind... Perhaps I ought to start with the traits and behaviors that I am not as fond of.

I will start with Killer, since he thinks himself so important. He lets his pride get the better of him more often than I would like. He is easy to rile if his sizable ego is injured in any way, and takes far too much far too personally. Pride cometh before the fall, and when he falls, he falls far, hard, and fast.

Dust is unpredictable and has difficulties with his own emotions. He tries to keep himself in a state of neutrality, but it does not take very much for it to boil over in a fit of very dangerous rage. He tries to emulate Killer in that he pretends that nothing he's done bothers him, but he lets that guilt and self-loathing gnaw at him until he breaks down, and all but refuses help up until the point that he does. Stubborn to a fault, if I were to sum it up.

I am very mindful of Axe's condition when considering his shortcomings. That being said, when he is provoked, he gets unnervingly aggressive. He occasionally still has issues with being territorial and resource guarding, although it is more around those he cares about now, and less about food. I suppose that could be seen as a good thing, but it makes it very difficult for negotiations sometimes.

Cross, like Killer, is far too proud. Beyond that, he keeps his issues to himself, even if it is permissible to share them. He torments himself, allows his own past mistakes to haunt him and hurt him, and refuses to let anyone near for fear of being hurt again. It was understandable at first, but as time has worn on, it has become... problematic.

From the time I've spent around doctor Baggs, His own pursuit of science blinds him to his own needs, and the needs of others around him. If someone is looking out for him, it is slightly better. If he is on his own... It becomes a greater issue. He is also an incredibly proud creature, slow to trust and difficult to read, even for me. I hope this aspect will get better with time. It seems to be.

Ren... Is eager. They are perhaps too eager, and while it is understandable, they must also recognize that progress is not achieved overnight. Certainly, they have become an invaluable asset and talented with a sword and shield, but this alone will not be enough to protect them from unfortunate circumstance. They learned that the hard way. From what I can sense, they feel beholden to be as good as any one of my other subordinates insofar as combat and magic is concerned, else they become a burden. It would be beneficial to them if they spoke these concerns aloud rather than trying to tamp them down.

With all of that being said...

Killer is clever and quick, and is my right-hand man for a reason. He's excellent at strategizing, a magnificent team leader, brilliant in the field, and knows when it is time to play and when it is time to be serious. He is also loyal, and once that loyalty is earned, it is earned for good. Aside from that... he is alarmingly intuitive.

So is Dust, for that matter-- he appears to have a sixth sense for if someone else is not perhaps in the best of moods, or too deep in thoughts they ought not to be in. He's an attentive listener, offers fairly sound advice if it is wanted or needed, and offers no judgement if things are told to him in confidence or in moments of weakness. He cares more than perhaps he would like others to think, but that is a good thing. It means that everyone has at least one other person looking out for their well being.

Axe is surprisingly gentle and kind. He is a good listener, good at comfort, and will do all he can to try and remedy whatever might ail an ally. One might think that these are traits that I would frown upon-- on the contrary, it makes for a stronger team dynamic. It means that he can be trusted, and without trust, we are nothing. Despite his condition, he is eerily skilled at remembering the finer details of those around him, doubly so if it involves food.

Cross is loyal and unmoving. His resolve is iron-clad, and he works every day to better himself. He might not trust everyone as much as I think he ought to, but that does not mean he will not go to every length possible to protect them. He is also a very strong team leader, and an incredibly skilled warrior in his own right. He is masterful at making decisions in the thick of a battle.

Baggs is unwilling to tolerate anyone's pettiness or feed into their attempts to get a rise out of him. He shuts down any malicious tomfoolery with an almost enviable amount of skill. He is not, however, unkind. Despite some of the disagreements he has stepped in to stop, or any hostility shown towards him, he is a patient doctor who leaves all of that at the door to his lab. He treats all with the professional air and carefulness I hand-selected him for. He is good for the team. It is refreshing to have stern backup.

Ren is astonishingly skilled, and surprises me more every day. They have learned quickly and trained quickly. Their dedication is inspiring, and it makes me immeasurably proud that they have shown such loyalty and willingness to become more than they were for the sake of the team and I. They will be very dangerous indeed once they have a finer grasp on their skill and strategy.

I imagine that the rest of my team has their own opinions on what they like and dislike about one another, but so long as we recognize these faults and exalt these strengths, we may continue to grow better as a collective. Unity is necessary when so much is at stake. Even when the pressing conflict is over, we must continue to work tirelessly at becoming the best that we can be."

[mohntilyet]

still i think the one of the more fun differences drawn between illario and lucanis that was lost would be illario's ability to endear himself to others but serious lack of empathy, vs. lucanis' (self perceived) inability to be charming but how much he cares. it's interesting that the game has gone with the "lucanis' ability vs illario's lack thereof" because i think illario being the dellamorte 'best in show dog' vs. lucanis' attack dog would have made me so unwell.

lucanis is... awkward. he's not unlikable, because he is usually very polite, but he doesn't speak much and only seems to care about the other dellamortes. he once sent viago de riva a knife with no note (who knows what he could have meant by this). he does what caterina asks of him, and by his own admission, cannot say no to her. he is a dramatic and prolific killer, and that makes how untouchable he is even worse.

and the crows like illario, sure, AND he's a good assassin! he's even a good crow! he's so good that he can make lucanis smile, and so he is the charming, sociable one. he's the one that stays in treviso and can be relied upon to care, illario's even the one people prefer over caterina and lucanis!

but illario is decoration. he's the prize poodle, and even if poodles were bred to be working dogs, nobody will ever pick him to protect the house over the german shepherd that regularly mauls intruders. anyways the analogy is getting away from me. the point i'm trying to make is that i want illario to have a different kind of jealousy/hatred that's not just over 'being bad at killing' but also an arrogant loathing for everyone around him that is getting harder to hide, because they've forgotten he can bite and is just itching to rip someone's jugular out. illario is very good at hiding his family resemblance to caterina, while lucanis suffers under his grandmother's, and his own, reputation.

[lotus-pear]

the besties are back in action

[wishchip106]

why was he so excited

he wanted to show off to pookie so bad

spot the difference 🤨

don’t even get me started on the angst potential of this 😿🙏

he was so happy before everything happened 🙁

[foldingfittedsheets]

There’s this one interaction I still think about sometimes and get So Mad at. So my best friend is a very bubbly sweet person. Her partner is really shy and soft spoken, it took a while for me to get to know him.

When we’re out and about it usually takes him a while to come out of his shell and talk. We don’t focus on it, it’s just like he’ll talk when he’s ready.

So one day the two of them and my betrothed and I are having breakfast in a restaurant. Three of the people at the table look AFAB, and then there’s him. We’ve been there a while and he finally opens up to start telling a story.

He grew up in Hawaii and he’s telling us this really funny story and we’re all listening with great interest.

And this fucking middle aged white man comes up to our table, points at him, and says “You’re talking way too much, you need to let the ladies get a word in edgewise, son. This is no way to behave.”

All of us turn to this man with outrage and my friend said in a tight voice, “None of us feel that way.”

The older guy laughed and wandered off and I had the bitter experience of watching this sweet guy shrink back on himself. We all had to coax him to finish the story but the moment was so thoroughly ruined by that interruption.

I hope that rude man steps on Legos every day for a year. I hope he gets horrible painful hangnails, and that his food is always too salty.

[inafever]

[a-polite-melody]

It’s always “listen to oppressed people about their oppression” until that oppressed person is a trans man. Then he’s just a man complaining and speaking over real oppressed people.

[i-dreamed-i-had-a-son]

jon val jon or something

[towards-toramunda]

Oh god not the “orym can’t be attracted to Ashton bc Orym is gay and Ashton isn’t a man” bullshit again… I use she/they pronouns but I implore lesbians to be into me! I beg it of them actually!

[lungthief]

here’s the thing. if phoenix wright really was a theatre/art double major or a theatre major with an art minor or vice versa that boy would’ve had a SHIT TON of work. both are so incredibly time consuming that a lot of colleges don’t even allow you to double major in those two fine arts, especially ones with quality bfa programs, which a lot of fics/headcanons tend to imply phoenix was a part of. he would’ve been spending so many hours upon hours in both acting studios and art studios that he probably would’ve only been able to leave the arts building to sleep and maybe eat and even then he’d still have rehearsals that stretch into late late hours of the night plus memorizing lines plus firing shit in a kiln plus doing art/theatre history classes plus all of his OTHER gen ed requirements. basically what i’m saying is that if phoenix wright did all of that for the first two or three years of undergrad and then was like “nope nevermind i’m becoming a lawyer” he probably looked at all the requirements and was like damn. okay. this law school shit is EASY

[crickets-everywhere]

Just got reminded of the "When they find your bones they'll say your female" comment

and how it won't work on me bc I intend on being cremated <3

[penofwildfire]

Just saw someone say that Geo is "annoyingly clingy" and that Cole's character is completely different???? They said/implied Cole should've just abandoned the Finders to go look for the Ninja???????? Bitch are we talking about the same Cole????

[wishchip106]

hrmm he gets it

beautiful sad man right here

gonna give him a lil goodnight kiss on his forehead

i’m tucking him into bed, reading him a bed time story

i’m turning on the nightlight that puts stars on the ceiling

sigghh sleep well depressed Charles Xavier cause i know i sure will 😁

[nonokoko-draws]

SPOILERS FOR 2024 JP BIRTHDAY CARDS

Stinky emo boy PUT THOSE GRIPPERS AWAY❗❗❗❗

He looks just like how I imagined he would dress to stay at his bedroom and I adore itttt. I foresaw the baggy pants, the premo shirt, his groovy being him at his room with some sort of device in hands and his bigass forehead shown <333

THE EMO BANG COVERING ONE EYE OMGGGGG JESUS HE LOOKS SO FINE AND EDGY 😩😩😩😫😫😫😫😫

Bet that was his usual get to go hairstyle when he was 13-15 he went through edgy wattpad/AO3 phase and never looked back. I do not like he's wearing the full track-suit because he reminds of a 60↑ something character who also wears blue/orange tracksuits and it gives middle aged unemployed or PE teacher vibes in general but then again what was I expecting from Idia. Tho his outfit really fits the hikikomori "style"? Like that's something people picture depressed people who isolates themselves wear indoors and I guess it makes sense Yana would go down that route. I still wish he was the type who wears over the top cutesy or otaku clothing even if it was only when he's not in public because he likes idols and cutesy anime (In Epel's hometown event he talks about an old anime about friendship among young girls so it was probably a shoujo marketed to kids or women) so I believe it would make sense he owns stuff like that and was proudly wearing it but ig that's why hcs and fanarts are for ✨

[sky-is-the-limit]

Warren Kole is so fucking fine and someone's getting that Texan dick every day and it's not me and for that I need to bang my head against a wall.